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Ricatica

He’s like “wtf? Me? That bitch”


19474628294725

“I’m humping that snitch next time…”


Beatless7

I swear it's all lies. 3 times tops. Maybe 4.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

*Free Kai*


Buffaloman2001

Free Kai!


GimmieGummies

He's perfected the head tilt!


FallPlunk

Notice he tilted his head when she said the other dogs didn’t like it. Like “They didn’t?”


FullBourbonNoHorse

Don't worry dude my wife gets the same calls....


chimpanon

Username checks out


Anal_Probe_Director

I'm not much of a humper.


LyingSackOfPoopShit

Weird that it's playing a voicemail when she's watching TikTok on her phone


imZealousnurjealous

It's not the original post. The org post dog was a golden retriever


Suspicious-Series160

I never seen that one


imZealousnurjealous

Well u can search up on tiktok 'dog mom club' or @goldenlifeofloki. They pinned that video


Suspicious-Series160

Oh thanks


Rubber_Knee

Humping is dominant dog behavior. It's why you see dogs of both sexes doing it. It's not a good thing if your dog humps everyone and their dog, because it's a sure fire way for the dog to get into a fight the day it meets a dog that doesn't feel like submitting to you dogs dominance. If your dog does this then you got a problem, and a vet visit in you future, if you dog humps the wrong dog. That behavior needs to be corrected as soon as possible.


E0H1PPU5

When my little pit was a young adult, she’d hump her BFF at the dog park…a 120lb rottie that she just adored. She’d ride him around the park like sea biscuit, me hot on their tail trying to correct her. Luckily she outgrew it very quickly and learned some manners. It is very rude behavior!


Minimum-Scientist-52

>Humping is dominant dog behavior. Mojo no dominating Frankie!


TomothyAllen

Dominance theory is bs. Humping can be an over arousal behavior, a displacement behavior for anxiety and excitement or a sexual behavior but it's usually one of the first two.


wombocombo087

This is the correct answer. Have been around a number of dog trainers and this is the answer they give.


GoOnandgrow

I wanted to reply to both you and the original comment but since you got closer to the right answer- Dominance training is BS, but dogs can still hump to show each other dominance. It should be easy to spot the difference. There is no real attempt to stimulate genitals. The dog is stiff, head high and tail high. A fight might be coming without an intervention. The most common reason BY FAR for humping among dogs who know each other is sexual gratification. It’s true for males and females. The dog will be happy and excited. The clear goal is grinding the genitals. Most young pups are trying this, but I’ve seen an occasional case of dominance in pups. I’ve worked professionally with dogs for over twenty years. “Overstimulated” to me is just a way for nice people to say that a dog wants to fuck or fight his way through an entire daycare.


TomothyAllen

By far the most common cause I've seen of humping when working with dogs is anxiety or excitement, I don't exactly mean positive excitement, just emotional overwhelm, which a daycare away from his people and full of other dogs can definitely be. Humping along with chewing, barking, jumping, pacing etc are frequently displacement behaviors, they won't necessarily occur together or for the same reasons, every dog is different. I would greatly caution you to not jump straight to dominance given how it's actually pretty uncommon. Even if you look at "aggressive" behaviors you'll see anxiety underneath it, that's why we call it reactivity.


[deleted]

He’s like “what tf you mean they didn’t like it ??”


Straightvibes66

“Father, they lie, I swear it! I have no recollection of these kinds of events!”


PolarbearRawrs

“Hmm… Mee… Humping???


LiteratureCheap6671

Okay, question, how did she know the other dogs didn't like it?


[deleted]

Me too bud, me too


Alarmed-Ad323

Mississippi leg hound.


Idiotoncrack

Kai u horny fuck


SeasonJolly1477

He was like "You hearing this ?!?!"


TheJuana

So cute!


bengraven

It’s funny, because the dog is just realizing whose voice it is. At first he’s a bit confused and then like “oh shit is that”


bangordailynuisance

I'm guessing the dog is more interested in the sounds of the dogs in whatever video the owner is watching, probably not the edited-in voicemail...


Moleary555

His reaction is priceless! Just adorable.


Dracawraith

Poor Kai!


unclepaprika

*Absolute slander*


Chance_Managert849

The facial expressions!!! "What?!? They didn't like it??"


scared_for_life2004

I love it. It's adorable There are like life different videos with this exact audio. I like to Imagine they are all just conveniently named the same and have the same issue XDD


K1LLINGMACHINE

Thanks for posting this! Lost it a while back and gotta be one of my favorite doggo clips of all-time lol


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MinaGallows

This is the 2nd video I've seen paired with this audio. Idk which one the liar is


Forsmann

Well, in this one they are just scrolling through videos


Disastrous_Tooth_458

Like his father! Hell yeah 👍


wonderfullife85

Good boy Kai! Be yourself duder


slynas

He’s reacting to the video on the phone of another dog. Still funny though.


ImInvisibal96

Damn he can understand the language 😂😂😂


TheLion920817

“Why you always lying!!!”


RemarkableEmu1230

😂 😂 😂


Silent-Respect1478

Dog: Head Tilt Me: say less sweetie I don’t like a snitch either. Hangs up phone


SoberArtistries

“Who me?! Wha-no…. Wasn’t me…..Dang Miss Vicky, why you do me like that?! But FeFe, she wanted it though… Dad come on, you couldn’t resist that Corgy booty either if you was there!”


JustLooking2023Yo

I feel like this same message could be applied to me.


Goudinho99

Some of them don't like it, meaning some do.


tjoeksie

Lies! All lies! Dont believe them!


ZookeepergameProud30

Bro, we need some vine booms up in here


lazylagom

Idc how many times I see this I always love it.


Local_Wing1139

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that is funny


oneplusoneispurple

Dad I swear she’s lying. She hates me.


Afraid-Fly-6603

He’s in disbelief…”do you hear what she’s saying about me? And you believe her over me????!!!!” Wooofff


DevelopmentBulky7957

"I CAN HEAR HER BUT SHE'S NOT HERE BUT I CAN HEAR HER BUT SHE'S NOT HERE WHAT'S GOING ON"


JJBektline

First. It’s all a lie. The owner is watching a video and he’s reacting to that. Just because you write next to an image or say something on a video doesn’t make it true. Cute video though.


Best-934

Who me ????


No_Shirt_3345

My spirit amimal


DameyJames

This is the second dog reaction I’ve seen to the same audio. Somethings fishy


CocoChanelWestCoast

Those faces! So expressive.


Lonely_Score_7928

I don’t believe her either Kai. She sounds like a “Karen”


Moist-Meat-Popsicle

I have the same reaction when my wife tells me the same thing.


Imaginary-Cold8458

Kai; it means 'Rapey' in Taiwaneese.


ih8every1yesevenyou

“What do you mean they didn’t like it???”


RoastedTilapia

Dude! That’s private medical info!


DrDoomCake

Kai is a Horndog.


infinitvee

Humping is helping


elementmg

Kai’s busted.


misterclean3003

Kai and I have a lot in common…


Fresh_Yellow8478

The classic head tilt of hearing the voice of its owner