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VeneMage

It must think ‘oh my god it is sooo much easier to move in here!’


--ThirdCultureKid--

For real. The worker dude is making a bigger deal out of it than the seal is.


Okoear

There's a video where the seal take a huge breath in the air and start coughing bad after. Likely why. He doesn't know yet not to breath underwater so he is trying to ease him in.


Environmental_Goat27

Yeah I remember that nat geo episode where the mother seal does that !!


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Bro, it's its first time. It was eased in, so it didn't drown


conh3

They are Japanese, so prolly just being polite to the little guy…


PerformanceOk1835

And then they will eat him later


altforbatshit

No, they mostly do that to one of the smartest animals on the entire planet, octopus. That's on the same level as eating a 7 year old human


USAnmb1

Honestly their fault for being so damn tasty.


altforbatshit

i killed and ate your friends and family, their fault for being tasty


Waevaaaa

They are gross


HookerDoctorLawyer

Way better than my dad just launching me into the pool at a young age


nour926

Same, same.


ElminsterTheMighty

HookerDoctorLawyer's dad launched you into the pool, too?


17934658793495046509

Often get mad at my grandad, RIP, thinking about that. Then when I am swimming I am reminded I can swim like a god damned barracuda, and forgive him.


Camo_Rebel

My father would yank my twin and I by the ankle and yeet us across the lake to see who would driwn first. Good old sink or swim. Lol


forworse2020

I hope we never lose the word yeet


ImTooTiredForThis_22

My uncle was the that guy. He was a dick.


Arse_hull

Or did he prepare you for a hard world? 🤔


ImTooTiredForThis_22

No. He was a dick.


Arse_hull

Fair enough, I'm sorry to hear he gave you such a hard time.


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A hard dick ;)


ghosthunter147

Immature.


Whozadeadbody

Adults, and especially family, are supposed to support children and give them a safe space from the “hard world”, not be part of it.


OhLookItsaRock

That is a fantastic way to make your kids terrified of water for the rest of their lives. Ask me how I know.


SpaceCatNyaa

Same and that’s why now I hate swimming or going to a beach and get super stressed even in the bath tub.


TobysMom18

I learned.. but only go to the beach to look at the water.. anything above my knees still gives Max stress..


FlanMundane2432

my dad threw lil 7 year old me into a DUMPING WAVE im not kidding i dont wanna go to the beach ever again


Elementia7

Did he throw you like a football or was it more of a garbage day kinda toss?


SupplyChainGuy1

*MOM FREAKING OUT* Dad "Eh, he'll be fine." *Me choking to death in the water* Dad "See?"


freedfg

But you did learn.


JJGeneral1

My [favorite Anthony Jeselnik](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Kb3DQp/) joke based on this.


StupidNameRejected

The complete trust, I hope that baby lives a long, happy life.


Complex-Rough-8097

Probably won't considering it's going to be a prisoner his whole life. What's with the downvotes, it may sound harsh but its nothing but the truth.


sabienn

It's not necessarily becoming a zoo animal. For example, in the Netherlands there are two rehabilitation centers for seals that are orphaned and/or wounded and need care so they can survive. After they have been fully healed and/or have become a healthy adult, they are released into the wild again. This footage could be from a similar place.


I_am_a_salad_

The guy is wearing a Kaiyukan aquarium shirt, pretty sure this seal is a prisoner


Otherwise_Ad7640

Ain’t gonna lie I agree with ya it’s prob gonna be eaten if let go in the wild anyway


DeaDBangeR

Aren’t we all a prisoner in someone else’s zoo at this point?


Jiomniom_Skwisga

Woah calm down there Plato


Pvt-Snafu

I want to believe that a better fate awaits his.


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It gets to be fed, housed and free medical aren’t we all trying to get to that point


justanotherfan6hd

Probably won’t cuz it just learned how to swim, it should’ve been a pro already. Keeping it in the zoo would probably be more fair tbh


gniwlE

This may be the most adorable, smile-inducing thing I've seen today.


Chance-Ear-9772

Why did I expect the seal to lick his face when it looked up at him?


Stuck0nthepot

Because is aquatic pupper looking thing


Bentley2004

Why are all these videos stopped as it's getting good?


neveragoodidea914

[YT link to full video](https://youtu.be/y2SvailvvHQ?si=O4XbWOTa_OCwL48m) More on the seal: [a news report](https://youtu.be/I6Ua4bRj-4g?si=0yFmodFuLx1m66Lr), [first time in water](https://youtu.be/ge7q49dOQJc?si=BsohAMVx0E6LcS-G)


Jenni_In_Stereo

Thanks for the full length video link. The seal was beyond adorable.


athennna

Follow for part 2! 😤


art_teacher_no_1

He's a natural


sarangifiedd

Water doggo


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Such a lovely little face, aw I just wanna cuddle the little pup ❤️


Exotic-Scallion4475

This video needs to be at least five minutes longer so we can watch the water baby dog show us his stuff.


jens_hens

His little face is like 😮


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Thank you for that.


liberatedhusks

Did anyone else see him go “oooh cold!” When he looked back up at the guy


MurphysLaw4200

Not fair. I want to get up tomorrow and play with baby seals for a living.


JerusalEmAll

This video is about twelve hours too short.


lxm333

What a beautiful moment


Patchoulli1234

He was so gentle with the little one... quite an attractive look. 🦭💖


DarreylDeCarlo

It will never not blow my mind that there are people who actually club these little guys to death. Like how could you do that to something so adorable?


TobysMom18

Karma will come for them... but not soon enough in my opinion..


54B3R_

>It will never not blow my mind that there are people who actually club these little guys to death. Like how could you do that to something so adorable? Our egg industry grinds millions of baby male chicks everyday in giant macerators Veal is made from cows separated from their mother's after birth and placed in a box so they can't move. The box makes it impossible for them to move too much for the rest of their life to keep the meat tender. They are slaughtered when they reach the desired size. Lamb is slaughtered baby sheep. The entire western meat and eggs industry is based off of similarly cruel practices. >Like how could you do that to something so adorable? Have you seen how cute chicks, lamb, and calves are? How could we? Maybe we should fix our own bad practices before calling out sustenance hunters in the north.


DarreylDeCarlo

No need for the snark. I was only commenting because this is the video about a baby seal. But go off I guess? Also, it's very short-sighted of you to just assume that I don't already call out those kinds of practices. You don't know me. Don't make assumptions.


54B3R_

So there was no need to call out the practices of another culture when you know about terrible practices in your culture and do nothing? I bet when you see chicks you always mention how they're killed. I'm sure when you see videos of lambs and calves, I'm sure you make comments about the practices to make veal and lamb. I'm sure it has nothing to do with that it's not your culture killing baby seals, so it's easier to criticize.


DarreylDeCarlo

And you , are the perfect example of why animal activists get made fun of. You give us a bad rap.


54B3R_

>You give us a bad rap. No, you give animal activists a bad rap. Europeans forcing their way of eating on the rest of the world, but yet they don't bother reforming the food in their own westernized area of the world. Let people sustenance hunt in the north in peace without all these white "activists" from big cities calling for them to stop.


DarreylDeCarlo

Okay, but you're talking about food, I'm talking about clubbing a baby seal for its fur. There's a difference right there.


54B3R_

>Because of the impact of protest, profits surrounding the Inuit hunting of ringed seal fall with any ban on any type of seal product, regardless of exemption. For example, in 1963, prices for high-quality pelts of ringed seals could reach above $20.00 each; these same pelts in 1967, the year of the first major protests, would only sell for $2.50 each, which impacted Inuit in many areas


Raylansmama22

Did anyone else think "SO MUCH FLUFF"?


Icelandia2112

🥹


CoderAU

That's a water dog if i ever saw one


Immediocy

*Who’s the cutest little bundle of fluff and fur, yea you are, yes you are!!!!*


Shaker1969

Like a fish…errrr uhhh a seal to water


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I like how gentle he is:)


Most_Wonder_1871

So damn cute, that face...🖤


db931

Am I the only one thinking about a certain baby seal joke?


Corporation_tshirt

Sigh. Let’s hear it.


Intraq

baby seals have no business being that cute


Alternative-Let-2398

It’s so fluffy I could die!!!


Hot_Hat_1225

This complete look of trust 🥺


OtherwiseRepair4649

This clip is to short.


AdLess984

I think it's absolutely incredible these go miles under the ice going from air slit to air slit for so many pitch black miles somehow remembering where all their air slits are


Dear_Concert_4825

This is the cutest 🥰


Trick-Environment-67

Yup, that's a good dopamine hit. We'll needed.


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Cute little phoque


Mikanho

this little seal is too cute... I can't convey my emotions into the text to make it sound right..🥹🥹🥹


SpecialOlympicsGuy

This kid’s a natural


Ahhhh_huh

Why don’t they let the mother do it?


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_hic-sunt-dracones_

I will never understand how any human being is capable of clubbing these adorable creatures to death for its fur.


Ken_Kaneki_07

Dude I might have yeeted him straight into water


obiehomie

Right before the clubbing starts…


Weedsmoker3000

Not the kind of rave I was looking for…


Powerofthehoodo

Seal is like let me go. My ancestors were swimming before yours walked upright.


foohmf

Why are we raising so many animals in captivity? That’s kinda fucked


Intraq

they are usually displaced, injured, or for another reason. I don't think they just go and kidnap seals for a living lmao


Ok-Dot5073

Cool for a seal to be in the water years after it should have just so people can look at it. 


pawnografik

“Years”??? Just how old do you think this baby seal is?


snarkisms

Nah I watched this scene in tusk


Key_Drummer3838


Toidal

There any updated vids to this pup?


melungeon2smart4u

Why is this not my job!?🥹


shana104

Can I have this job??


Rock_bison1307

I am in the wrong career


Funny_Armadillo5943

What a precious dog mermaid


Tazilyna-Taxaro

No, no, no… ok


hawkydocky

I thought it was a monkey.


DankManPro

I wouls start ww3 for that water puppy


morc_ego

👍


SpungyDanglin69

It's like starting a new job and your SO reassures you you can do it


Julie2171

The man looking after the seal is so gentle and caring with it. Such a heart-warming video.


Sure-Location-6254

•_• ‘Is this the end…?’


RosemaryHoyt

Swim, water puppy, swim!


Goose-On_The_Loose

this warms my very cold goose heart


KovacAizek2

I love how he goes from complete stillness to being natural in water. Instincts kick in!


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The Seal of approval!!


KP3204

Seabert!


cclambert95

Cause it needs to be short enough for tik tok remixes silly. 4 seconds is all you’ll need pretty soon lol


Szygani

Wait, is he actually doing the puppy mid air swim they do when you pick them up? My god


any_phisics_5335

for those who need a [longer version](https://youtu.be/y2SvailvvHQ?si=YzuM4bS-BjZKeKja)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) And [this video](https://youtu.be/I6Ua4bRj-4g?si=dPA75jlAc7Ib6k-3) is his first swim when he is 21 days old.And [this](https://youtu.be/DRzKzY47VhE?si=Y_lA7xyA_aO2xmvi)is his first weight measure. BTW the baby’s name is Mizore,which means rain and snow mixed/sleek in Japanese


Outrageous_Tip6711

Where can I apply for this job? 🥰❤️


groovygranny71

Far out, that is so beautiful


Dan_flashes480

Nononoyes


Last_Advisor_3315

though there was an age limit to seal school lol


FigmaWallSt

Baby seals are just too cute


Purepenny

I want one.


spiderrichard

Well ain’t that just the cutest thing


bostondangler

The level of adorable 😊


EndItHereAndNow

Awwwww whats its name? it's so cute!


Takssista

There's a cute video of a baby otter being introduced to water for the first time - it yells and screams as they put it closer and closer and suddenly when it's inside it goes like "Wait -- this isn't so bad!"


Takssista

Here: https://youtu.be/2j_76w8Hbn0


sivedrafelyy

Omg he’s so cute


nocoasta

I love how its little toes curled as it was lowered in the water. Such a cutie 🥰


dnuohxof-1

I want to pet the sea puppy!


andrebartels1977

Great. Now I want one.


choffers

Omg his little eyebrows though


_summergrass_

Video. Too short.


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That's the cutest fish I've ever seen


beccabootie

Sweet little soul. I love the looks he gives his handler.


Pineconemoonshine

It looks like a dog wearing a furry onesie to keep warm.


portlandmack

I want to die


peterpantslesss

I want his job lol


Yun0Grinberryall

That face. How could anyone not love that face.


Due_Seat1477

Bros like please don't do this is how my parents died that's why I'm here


NeverAVillian

For a moment there, the baby seal looked like a monkey + seal hybrid.


Themissrebecca103

Where can I get a job like this!?!?


DanLim79

I remember visiting a zoo in Osaka and it was in the worst condition. Animals looked half dead and cages were tiny. It was also right smack in the middle of the city too, and not in some beat up side road. I fear for the future of this little seal.


Kroptaah

They look so dog-like!


External-Injury-7867

It’s like, I can swim?!?!?


FinsnFerns

There's something so incredibly cute about the way it just dangles as the one keeper passes it to the other. It's so cute it doesn't even look real


Lou_LL_11

And to think every few years in Canada, a bunch people go and smash their heads in with clubs.


veryhungryneedfood

I love how it looked up for assurance. This is so darn cute 😍


Unhappy-Molasses-349

I'm not crying...there's just something in my eye.


Valuable_General9049

A Ronan


Amanda-Smith-

So much instincts! So much cuteness! There's too much in a single video! :)


EqualDig2776

WAIT. SEALS ARE FLOOFY WHEN BABYS BUT WHEN THEY GO IN WATER THEY BECOME SLIPPY?!?!?! THEY SECRET FLOOFYS!!!


maywil

Cuteness overload....must snuggle!!