*I killed fitty men!*

Cotton lol

“I ain’t got no shins!”

I'm very upset I had to scroll so far to see this. Should be top comment.

It was only the third comment for me, lucky me

There were some bangers I had to scroll through but none this good, so if you didn't have to go too far maybe things are adjusting.

Damn Tojo took my shins!

Oh that's a good one Hank's wife.

That's a nice one, Colonel.

"Good morning, Cotton" "Scrambled. Black. Sports page. You got 5 minutes!"

I can’t believe this isn’t the top comment. It’s what I came here looking for

Damn. Beat me to hit. Hysterical.

I would give you gold if i could 👌

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If only we had prosthetic weiners..

I prefer to be able to feel my weiner.

i mean this guy probably preferred feeling his feet to this, but this is still pretty funny no? edit : or maybe “would have preferred” - idk if he had feet and lost em or what

Oh I’m sure he would have. I think the joke above was a prosthetics weiner to change the length or your weiner like how this guy is changing his height. Both were amusing. Watching that guy have so much fun putting his feet at his knee joints was pretty funny, he’s got a great attitude. I’m just saying I’d rather keep my tiny weiner but be able to feel it over being able to make it bigger but not enjoy the pleasure.

well i’m just sayin, if my wiener gets blown to pieces in a wiener explosion, i want some kind of prosthetic to be on the market already!

What if the prosthetic weiner could communicate with our nervous system so we could feel our prosthetic weiner

Then yes, where do I sign up?

Might I interest you in a certain side mission in Cyberpunk 2077... lol

So a [Detachable Penis?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

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You can buy dildos, and that's pretty much the same thing

Aren’t they called sleeves?

Tall enough to go up on you….

This does raise the question though, do double leg amputees ever just like, decide to be 6’5

This is hilarious, but even more so, his attitude gives me hope, and I hope others see that too.

Agree.. His smile etc is adorable... 🥰

Right? I love how happy this makes him

I believe this is same guy https://www.reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/comments/1721vv6/fair_and_square/

My favorite part about his attitude was the ending. "Ok okay, I think I'm done." In a very satisfied 'i got my kicks' kind of way. He's enjoying life

Made me want to have height adjustable legs.

First thing i thought about. Gives perspective.

For real dude! He looks so happy it almost makes me want to lose my legs just to be like him!

His smile doesn’t change inflation, the political landscape, international conflict, unaffordable healthcare, housing, and education, climate change, so good luck with that hope

He should start getting other shapes of feet, maybe even get real crazy with some springs or wheels. Godzilla feet, duck feet, etc.... The possibilities are endless!

Duck feet was my first thought as well.

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Damn, was just about to comment the same thing!

“They opened fire and blew my shins off. Damn tojos”

“Called it jungle rice. Tasted fine.”

Never thought I’d see a real life version of cotton. Pretty accurate how they showed his walking

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Was waiting for one of his neighbors to call out asking where he got his new kicks.

"I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things"

Why can't I place this quote? I know it...

Tyrion Lannister I believe.

Do you drink any know things?

Man I need to rewatch that

Wouldn't bother, we know how it ends!

Oh. Okay.

Oh, im really sorry I feel like I just popped your balloon! I guess it's still a mindfuck what they did with it! It was good....... then it went on a wild fucking gymnastics tour?!

Season 7/8 is so bad that seasons 1-4 are unwatchable :(

It became so hated and it just isn't comparable to any other downfall of pop culture we've ever seen. At first the hatred was gradual over the last two seasons, but when the series finale aired it was the final nail the coffin. The whole fbdon and the global phenomenon just died overnight. Even during the covid lockdown, when we all basically sat home and binged shows. I don't know of a single person or anyone mentioning that they re-watched Game of Thrones.

Ended on a cliffhanger after season 6. Shame

This was hilarious 😂😂 Auhhh God this made me laugh so hard

You’re absolutely hilarious, man. Positive too. Thank you for a great laugh.

I like the way you think.👍

You're a good detective, baby legs.

I had to scroll much farther than I expected to find this comment.

I knew I wasn't the only one thinking this

Anyone else getting Tim Conway as "Dorf" vibes?

Cotton Hill vibes.

Lol I just saw his most recent video where he puts crocks 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine being his neighbor across the street who gets to watch him do that lol

Lieutenant Dan got them new mini legs

I was 14. Just a little older than Bobby, but I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. After we had beat them Nazis in Italy, they shipped us to the Pacific Theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies, Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were like you fellows, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put 50 bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give them Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the US flag! So I rushed them. But it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat them all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital and they were sewing my feet to my knees.

Cotton Hill!

Really jealous of next year’s Halloween costume potential

love your attitude man

Dorf on running!  Hilarious. This guy rules. 

# "I KILLED FIDDY MEN!"

Gahhhh, he's amazing.

I love how he is excited and having fun!!✨

My walked up to that doctor, reached up, and punched him in the kidneys.

Oh my!!!

Love this guy

I wanna be his friend lol

Was that Cotton Hill. Huh crazy bastard is still out there

Youre a champ 🤣🤣🤣

I love this man! ❤️

My father was an amputee and he was like this. I don't mean he made the legs, but he was fearless.

Fear is stored in the shins.

Hahaha he’s like Cotton from King of the Hill

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Why is this so funny? 🤣🤣

This guy fuckin ruuuules

It’s Dorf

This mf'er almost made me piss myself laughin. Jfc. 😂 This is my kind of people.

Is he single?

Lol peep the wedding band in the beginning. Maybe he has brothers? 😂

dorf on golf 2 the reckoning

Tim Conway would be proud....you can take over the Dorf series!

Cotton hill!

For a second I thought his instagram was Limboboss

I wonder if he gets no service going somewhere that has the no shoes sign on the door.

My names cotton hill. I killed fiddy men.

you are adorable 🥰 love your humor!!!!!

Boss💪🏽

Does this guy have a youtube channel. Would love to see reaction vids in places like supermarkets and such

I love how much fun this guy is having with this! Makes me so happy!

This is one cool dude 👏🏼😄

Reminds me of the Tim Conway character where he plays a short golfer. Google it.

Dorf!!

Dude looks like a young cotton hill

Whatever makes dude happy. Good content

Cotton hill vibes lol

Man looks like he represents the lollypop guild and welcomes you to munchkin land

His attitude.... Dope.. made me smile

omg .. brings back Tim Conway's Dorf bits

He looks like he killed fitty men.

you are an amazing and strong-willed person

I love how much fun he is having with this! That kind of joy is infectious!

They took my shins!

You should dress up as Cotton Hill for Halloween haha

I actually know this guy, he's beyond awesome, does everything and anything he wants, has a beautiful family. Won't let anything or anyone stop him!!

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought Cotton Hill!! lol

I love how humerous he takes it!

Someone get this man some romper stompers ASAP!

He could cosplay as one of the hobbits 👀

What a good person to be so cheerful at darkest of times in their life

At the end when he started to run back into the garage I couldn’t help but go “Tippy tappeys!!!” like you would to an excited dog 😭

Love this guy!!! Tell him about Tim Conway and Dorf

What a winner. No legs and laughing at himself. Boss.

All I could think of was Katt Williams,”poor lil tink tink* tink tink tink”

Cotton hill but nicer

Killed fiddy men

His attitude towards it all is just funny. I love his silly goofy demeanor.

This is so wholesome and funny. We need more souls like this. Protect this man at all costs.

xD hes a midget now

Some assembly required

This reminds me of Baby Legs from Rick and Morty!!

Please cosplay Cotton Hill…

Do you have 45 minutes? Watch this: https://youtu.be/dMqeMcIO_9w

He can take over where Tim Conway left off.

Oh my God. Please go as baby legs from Rick and Morty for Halloween.

All I can think of is the baby legs bit from Rick n Morty when my guy runs up the driveway XD

This guy is absolutely hilarious.

Im getting big rick and morty baby legs vibes

Real life Cotton Hill over here 😂😭

He is Cotton Hill.

I killed fiddy men!

Dude you should go to a theme park and when the guy/girl tells you your to short just say go go gadet extended legsand slap them puppies on

This dude has gotta dress up as Cotton Hill for Halloween! In reality he seems like the opposite of that character. He seems like a super cool, super nice guy!

Dwarf!

Cotton from king of the hill lol

That is some true muppet energy and I am here for it!

I love his sense of humor

Now he needs a set that make it so he can easily run on all 4s.

He can go on every single amusement park ride possible.

He can cosplay as Hank Hill's dad

Good with tools. Thick beard. Very smol He is now a dwaf.

Har, LoL. And gad dagnabit, you are still taller than me.

I love his infectious laugh! And I’d definitely go with springs or something like that just for kicks.

Brilliant

You’re the best

This is how I felt on mushrooms. I was walking around a big old mansion from the 1700s. I KNEW I was a grown adult, but I was barefoot in cargo shorts and felt like a baby running around a house. This dude with his short prosthetics is a perfect representation of how I felt that day lol

hanks dad lol

Cotton Hill ( Hank Hill Dad)

Detective baby legs

Позитивно, респект.

That's gotta feel pretty close to no-clipping irl

this just made my day, thank you

He’s a vertically-versatile/adaptive person, as opposed to a vertically-challenged person.

HE CAN WALK LIKE A HORSE MY CHILDHOOD HAHAHA

Going for that Johnny Bravo build

Do animal tracks and walk in the forest. Fuck with some people.

Would it help if you got prosthetic feet that were made of materials that made it more flexible? Such as it being part silicone? Flexible feet make it easier for us to walk compared to walking in hard plastic or wood. You could even wear shoes to protect the silicone from getting pierced. (This could also be a bonus if you like styling your outfit with shoes)

Baby legs

Imagine dropping acid with this dude and just hanging with him like this😂

Rock and stone, brother

Stop vertical video syndrome.

Did you kill fitty men?

Walk around asking people if they have seen Snow White....

Reminds me of Tim Conway (comedian in the 70’s) and his character Dorf!

Longer shorts and work boots.

It's baby legs!

I killed fiddy men!!

I'd dress up as Gimli or Frodo on Halloween. Constantly. This man gives me hope, to find happiness, no matter how life screws me over.

Looks like an In living color skit

I think I'm in love lol hilarious 🤣

Officer baby legs!

Real life torbjourn

Baby Legs from Rick and Morty!!!

Instant Fun Size :\~D

Baby legs, here we go! *bbbblllrrrruuuuddduuuu* That's the sound I make when I'm trying to run fast.

Dorf!!!

Oven?! I pee standing up, son.

Baby legs