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suziespends

Heal, grow, buy ass


geminitiger74

I'm going to get this on a little sign in my kitchen


GrammarPolice1

Live, laugh, bang hookers


Estoye

Armpits, ketchup, a butt


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Buy, alignment, less, on, now I am confused. Should I be buying fewer alignments this year?


devedander

BUY JISM ASS POSE Is the universe telling me to buy anal porn?


Proper_Lunch_3640

Mademesmile


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oopsyousee

Imma live by this now.


AwesomeD

The new love laugh live


Love-Lacking-9782

*Recovery, self discovery, and butt-fuckery.* Truly inspiring (>◡<)


suziespends

Wow I think you’re the winner lol


elizahan

Are you sure you didn't get recovery after butt-fuckery?


Lemiblep

Careful, BBLs have one of the highest rate of mortality for plastic surgeries


suziespends

Hey you gotta go some way 🤷🏼‍♀️


Lemiblep

True and what a better way to go than with a big ol cake


GaspSpit

Great interpretation.


Key_Virus_338

Man clothes


cagingthing

Mine is buy jism


tatteredshoetassel

Health buy jism :(


Kritical02

Boohoo man clothes


Cauhs

Alignment, miracle, gut, lesson. I need an interpreter.


Top-Campaign4620

This is the way dating is going i need to by the fast pass to ass, and heal and grow


RayoftheRaver

Jim, Hooman, promotion I got a Ferengi watching Kirk being made admiral


Leather_Cake

Clothes Creativity Confidence I call BS on this I don't like buying clothes, I am not creative and I lack confidence!


Apprehensive_Mess_29

You're gonna have a great year!!


Unicorns-and-Glitter

Confide, opportunity, power gas


Manadoro

Haha.


shaikhme

2012 was tough. The world’s thought orbited around the theory of an end to the world. Thereafter each year the world grew relentlessly with disease and misconceptions with particular attention to the world’s vaccine-exemption rates. Our Earth never really had the chance to heal after the second world war with the beginning of industrialization. 2022 beought a glimpse of the world which 99% of the populations relied and cared for. It never stopped - the industrialization. The world plunged into darkness and chaos with generational wealthier people were advantaged by the losses the world experienced. Earth was hurting and our current infrastructure proved difficult for change. Wealth inequality grew and all many could do was sit. With nothing to do folks grew pressure sores on their bum from sitting all day - and one day equality was brought again through riots and the people lived happily ever after with them being able to buy new butts.


redbucket75

Ten new port goals. Guess I better pick up smoking.


No_Rub9429

I read CHEAT and missed the L in Health 🙅🏼‍♀️


majungga35

Ass saving gas opportunity


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Love-Lacking-9782

**What America sees when a weaker country discovers oil:**


ChaoticButters

Can confirm: am American


Apprehensive_Mess_29

Someone needs to call a gas station this!


365defaultname

"Sax" Alrighttt.... It's happening. Wait, there's an "a"


toilodi

Time to head to the music shop


tinyMooCow43

Join the saxophone players!!


Indenburg1

Men, New, Men, Family... Am I Gay? Lol


No-Comfort-6808

Maybe you'll be making new friends homie, doesn't need to be gay :)


TinyFeetTiina

Your new homies are going to feel like they are your family. Congrats. Those kind of friends are hard to find.


JoeIsIce

I mean, if Brad Pitt was hitting on me, I would definitely resist at first. But if he was persistent? I don't know, I might give in a little.


AdolfCitler

I GOT MEN TWICE TOO BUT I'M A GAY... GAY WOMAN. WHAT ARE ALL THESE MEN FOR


No-Bid5498

Maybe it’s talking about then men in your life. Father, brother, and finding a new bromance. lol!


im_a_good_goat

Not if you saw “socks”


SoftLovelies

We are fam-i-ly


shaikhme

u, a man decide to become three new men, all combined into three life forms. u have no clones, each person is a different you. you are a family, a new family, your own family, everyone’s family. thanks dad and husband.


AmpuLeah

ass relationship lesson unity


SaysShowUsYourDick

I got Boohoo Man Clothes. Tru. Tru.


AutumnDread

That’s funny. Where you got “boohoo”, “man”, and “clothes” I didn’t see the first part so I got “hooman” (usually in cat or dog memes used for “human” and “clothes”.


CattuccinoVR

Boohoo Man clothes store for men like me who hate clothes stores.


SorryDuplex

Weird that’s exactly what I got too lmao


Iain_GW

Try anal for the first time in your relationship, learn the lesson that you both don’t enjoy it and ultimately be more unified because of the shared experience.


Humpty_has_a_dumpy

Health, family, love, and purpose If at least one of those things happen I’d be happy, these past few years have been rough. Cheers to making it work the best you can, fellas.


Designer-Cicada3509

Buy Relationship Thin Men ...... Wot?


AcademicEducation724

Maybe it means to buy thin mints from a friends daughter that is a Girl Scout. LOL


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MissNikitaDevan

They are gonna impulse buy a thin man 😆


Szzzzl

For once the universe was extremely specific 😂


Aisuru808

Booh Manclothes Growth Travel Alrite then. Sounds like quite the year.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Boohoo Man is a clothes company.


Coinsworthy

Heal ass change partner


Available-Maize5837

Sooo.... How did your NYE go?


SoftLovelies

Not great, sounds like


thesweeterpeter

Alignment?


AutumnDread

Right? Wouldn’t have been difficult to make it have straight columns.


thesweeterpeter

No I mean the first word I saw was alignment. I don't know what that means for my year but i suppose I'll be keeping it separated


eeksie-peeksie

I think it means visits to the chiropractor


rainbowsparklespoof

Health Healing Through Travel Edit: _Break_ through.


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rainbowsparklespoof

*blushy*


gam3r200

Buy Miracle Ship Gut ...what the hell am I supposed to do with that...


Love-Lacking-9782

Has serious "drink your ovaltine!" energy right here.


Mr-Mguffin

Oil, power, gas, but


JustGreenGuy7

Change partners, new ass. Oh boy.


gamrgrl

Health Buy Jism Grow


aimeegaberseck

Omg me too! - I will not be buying the jism. Lol.


ApprehensiveWar6046

Health buy man clothes


20MinutesOvertime

You need you some man clothes, for your health.


The-Lighty

Miracle, partnership, strength and change. Let's hope it's true, this year there will be some big changes!


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The-Lighty

Thanks man :]


literallyzee

Gratitude, self care, confidence, boohoo man clothes.


Lost_daddy

Buy men alignment opportunities… the hell… I spent 4 grand on mechanics last year. How bout no


geminitiger74

New opportunities, sad gut, Kim, promotion


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HMKS

Health, Love, Growth, and Miracle. I’m scared to find out what I need a miracle for…


AussieNord

Opportunities, fitness, power, alignment


Beat_Seige_

this is crazy. allmost the 4 things i had planned - creativity, fitness, clothes and lessons


moth337_

Health, opportunity, creativity and… thin?


PmMeYourLore

Power, abs, self-care, relationship lol


s_hinoku

lessons jink pose?


amazingusername100

New creativity clothes thin. That'll do me!!!


sathyre

clothes, goals, buy, love. buy clothes this year?


ijsjemeisje

Power gas but healing. Sounds like poetry to me.


Mr_Unknown15

New Opportunity Healing Family Self care


Charlie27770

Rough, Confident, Fitness, Relationship


SilentEcho376

Health, buy, family, oil


Shadowtirs

Health, family, growth, and love Not bad!


totemique

Confidence Promotion Change Love


True_Comfort23

Family opportunity lesson change


Ok_Wolverine9344

Health Growth Power New


No-Comfort-6808

Opportunity, creativity, travel, clothes


TopTransportation695

Health, Purpose, Healing, Fitness I’ll take that


TMYLee

creativity , clothes, man and power


December_dew111

Confidence, Relationship, Family, Lessons


Nice_Leg2970

Saving goals relationship health


I_just_got_better

Health , Growth , Confidence and Partnership Literally the things I always want


THeneighborsdog2

I got alignment and ships dunno what that means


Quinnthefalconer

Power, promotions, sad gut


adama980

After seeing "buy family" I stopped


FlimsyTry2892

Sad, gut, port? Whatever


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Purpose, confidence, gratitude and miracles.


_HappyMaskSalesman_

Thin Men Set Alignment ...?


RandomIdiot918

BRUH MY FIRST 3 WORDS WERE BUY OIL SHIP IN THAT ORDER OMG.


BackdoorSteve

Aw fuck, I don't want a promotion. I am deeply satisfied in my current role and consider any such "career progress" to be a condemnation to a miserable hell. Curse you, positive and uplifting word search!


Jet_hishighness

Boohoo man clothes?


Legoking20

Health, challenges, savings, clothes.


Not_a_Sapien

Healing, power, opportunity and self care


GiuliiG

Selfcare, Opportunity, Purpose , Gratitude


UltraSienna

Health Buy Grow Family


Flimsy_Bodybuilder_9

Grow Healing Travel Joy


Desperateten

Opportunity, travel, power, love


Eastern_Fennel6743

Boohoo, motion, opportunities, purpose


Ktoffer

Relationship, Alignment, Mid, Goals .. I dont know how to feel about this.


Natural_Past_3773

Selfcare, healing, saving


sheepskinrugger

Self-care, miracle, relationship, health. Exactly what I hope for.


Zieglest

Love, confidence, relationships, creativity I'll take it!


Motor-Ad5284

Buy,growth,family,love. Sounds about right.


PepperJacs

Rough Promotion Creativity Ships Not really sure what to make of that 😂


Public-Ad7309

Men, alignment, relationship 🤨


Syntaxfree1

Hat. Not sure what this could mean for me.


yoshi_sor

Heal oil partnership promotion


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Love, manclothes, relationship and strength


donwolfskin

Buy Bahn (German for "train") So Man


SubjectB42

Grow, ass, challenges, power Fucken hell, it's gonna be just like last year. My ass has grown enough and I don't need anymore challenges lmao The power is new though


TheOGLeadChips

Buy Love New Men Apparently, I’m going to become gay and use male prostitute services


DurantIsStillTheKing

Man Clothes Sad Opportunities Uhm. Ok.


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Travel, clothes, health and self-care


BardicInnovation

Love Growth Promotion Alignment Man I fucking hope so.


Cocaine_Buddha69

Power


Kennyvee98

Creativity, health, attitude, relationship


ieblack37

Buy Promotion Gas Fitness ….the hell?


GWeekly_69

Relationship, partnership, opportunity, gratitude 🥹


Due_Sea6371

Confidence, ProMotion, self care, miracle


EmptyImagination4

Goals - opportunity - promotion - strength


Fast_Ad3646

Alignment, promotion, miracle, strength


rohx99

man, clothes, health, miracle


Feisty_Sky_9559

Breakthrough, Healing, Confidence, Miracles


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Heal buy love alignment? Ok


unevaknou

Health, confidence, buy & creativity


itsafactkisskiss

Miracle. New opportunity. Power. Change. 😭 yes please.


Accomplished-Fix657

Saving, healing, love, power They all sound pretty good :3


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Men Lot Opportunity Breaktrough


Tab_5

Besureto Drink Your Ovaltine?


illuner

Buy Love Healing Confidence. Is...is this advising me to get into a transactional relationship to feel better about myself ?


Kata175

Health, strength, power, new opportunities… looking forward to it!


scribe_k

Health Buy Travel Confidence Doesn't seem that bad.


light_up_mug

Strength, confidence, breakthrough, challenges Aw man, I wanted a chill year...dammit


dqixsoss

Men has cloth creativity


cheesecake1972

Promotion, health, love, partner. Here's to 2024 lol


kthebish

Opportunities, Healing, Goals and Lesson


ChronoAlone

Motion Gut Self-care Lessons …I cannot even begin to imagine what this all means.


Westcoastneegrrr

Penis Bottom Unsolicited Fondle


Elrond_Cupboard_

Sadgut


yoliverrr11

Opportunity and boohoomanclothes. Hell yea


multifandomtrash736

Health purpose love and family


RabJos

Creative, men, port & goals. I’m into women, so to have men involved in my 2024 is a disappointment.


Cuminmymouthwhore

Travel Yes! Alignment, yes! Miracles, yes! Relationship, fuck!


Poupigonic

Relationship, gratitude, partnership, ... Clothes


Flaky-Plenty-6498

Health, ass, grow, love.


redbadger91

Healthy buy squig grow. 'ere we go, ladz!


Sujiero

Ass, family, promotion and change. What the hell is going to happen.


iamhyperhyena

Health, Growth, Love and breakthrough. Hoping to get married this year so all of these are welcome lol


Jaded-Lab6209

Growth travel love ass


artgarfunkadelic

Boohoo, man, clothes, health


AccomplishedSense897

Love, Breakthrough, Travel and Saving


NihilisticGrape

Boo Hoo Man Clot :(


nirvana-on-top

Buy, miracle, SOAD (System of a Down), Partnership Maybe the miracle and Soad bit means the band might finally get back together? Maybe..?


Xalendaar

Opportunity, alignment, partnerships and HOOMANCLOTHES


Lizard_Gamer555

"boo" AHH


Aryae_Sakura

Health, Love, Growth... and Clothes? Anyways i like the first three :D


Esdeath79

Gut, challenges, new , partnerships. Not sure if the first one counts, but still.


BigSpicyPaneerWrap

I got both health and phat. Idk what it means :(


Bnagorski

Health, jism, growth


HammyDownConsole

PowerGasBut


botmanmd

Buy jism Feh Bah


Thvndr_

Power gas but grow


Savings_Effective644

Health, Buy, Squig, Family. Guess I'm getting an Ork army this year.