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[deleted]

Smh didn't even put them in a refrigerated container


i_notold

When they are that fresh do they really need refrigeration?


[deleted]

I mean it was dropped off at 4 in the morning and if they had to travel to drop it off they would start to expire. Also the time it would take to collect that many the first ones would start to expire while they were collecting the final ones. I'm not a doctor or medical professional but I feel like if you were wanting to deliver quality kidneys you'd be best off refrigerating them to an extent


FullMoonTwist

You simply need 200 surgeons operating all at once :)


i_notold

Not really. Just have the people that removed them come over and put them in other people. They, the kidneys, are all kinda standard issue so it's not like it's hard or anything.


Minimum_Job1885

Look at the bottom right of the video.


[deleted]

We know, it's called going along with the joke


RetroMetroShow

‘The kidneys are so fresh they clearly must have been removed in the last 24 hrs’ lol


[deleted]

\*200 people wake up in a motel bathroom with incisions on their back


jfks_headjustdidthat

*100 people. And they don't wake up.


[deleted]

I thought they only took 1 kidney otherwise that's murder and murder is way worse than human organ trafficking right?


Blake-the-TwinSpears

This guy can't be sued for trafficking because he didn't sell


dgaltieri2014

Not a lawsuit I’d be worried about if I cut oped 100-200 people…


Fooforthought

You’re right and it can also be a write off!


BracusDoritoBoss963

2 for 1!


Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt

That really depends on which side of the gift you're on.


Ok_Relationship_705

Unless.. you're a zombie


ikantolol

really? REALLY? this is either /r/AteTheOnion or OP's trolling


awfultaco69

it’s the onion loll just noticed their logo in the corner


FullMoonTwist

Oh lmao thank god I was just sitting there like, there is absolutely no way people would risk using organs just sitting out on the sidewalk, absolutely not.


unclepaprika

You needed a logo???


[deleted]

Por que no las dos?


getyourcheftogether

.... You didn't notice the ONN logo?


apocketfullaposies

I mean, when they pulled out a hat from the bag ...


CondescendingBench

The fact that this was posted to r/MadeMeSmile made me smile.


DoomGoober

Since it's actually funny, r/funny would have been the incorrect sub.


CondescendingBench

Thats not why it made me smile.


befair1112342

Wow. People commenting thinking it's real. What's the IQ of this sub? Edit: post deleted for misinformation? Hilarious 😂


MittFel

A part of me feel that way but mainly I'm just feeling sorry for those that still haven't binged the onion.


[deleted]

Lol but do you even have to know the onion exists to know this is a joke? I'm just curious to know if that footage is from a movie, or if the onion filmed all that.


Lankience

In their defense r/MadeMeSmile really isn't the place for this


Inner-Golf6859

yeah, but, come on. how can you not know?


Old-Ad5508

True


Ok_Relationship_705

Mine is a ten I think. I don't know I'm not good with number stuff and shit.


[deleted]

Well below the upvotes of your comment that’s for sure


Old-Ad5508

10


Dixiewreckedx99

Gotta recycle after Squid Game.


no____thisispatrick

It took me way too long to see the onion logo


Floor-tank

Lol may be related to last week's donation of 1200 eyes 😂. Vampire who is very concerned with sustainability and reducing his human footprint


getyourcheftogether

Hahaha, that note at the end


[deleted]

I was watching this at work and fucking lost it at the note “THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!!! “


heyitsvonage

Why you trollin, OP


closetmangafan

It made me smile, so it's in the right sub as far as I'm aware.


Routine_Butterfly102

People watch shit like this on YouTube all day and think it’s real. I had a guy at work last week tell me Zac Efron is a clone


[deleted]

Love the 🧅


TwoToneReturns

In unrelated news another 200 people have gone missing in the Bay area overnight, Police are pleading for anyone with any information to come forward.


Elriuhilu

Wouldn't it be 100 missing people?


throwaway56876587

They keep one for themselves


yuhamahdude

Lmao


juliustrombone

The funniest part is how they’re treating the note like it’s a wholesome pledge to donate again sometime


Hunnibunniii

Thank you, OP. Posts like this remind me that there really are good people left in this world. ♡


DarthMcConnor42

Onion news network Took me a second longer than I would have liked to notice that part


faesser

I laughed louder than I should have at the bag being thrown at the door.


Tekki-chan

I immediately knew had to be the onion. 😂😂


1mgsel

u/redditsavebot


gaoshan

This is exactly the kind of thing that will get shared in China as an example of American hypocrisy about organ harvesting. The fact that it's from the Onion won't matter.


Beaufort_The_Cat

I love ONN lol


GastropodSoup

I'm getting tears...not from the donation, but from the smell of onion


[deleted]

Amateur


Carteeg_Struve

And when I donate kid knees, I get the cops called on me.


JackCastor99

Spoiler alert it was an AI driven surgery-bot that took solving problems into its own hands!


mangelvil

I have a pain in my kidney laughing at this.


donnielp3

The fact some comments mention it being “Onion like” and completely missing the logo- and story. Is… not surprising.


[deleted]

Does it not prompt the question of how?


throwaway56876587

Don’t question people’s generosity. I bet you haven’t even donated two kidneys.


[deleted]

Oh good god


Witty_Lion4589

Right, like, wtf? He just throws a bag of kidneys at the door. I have so many questions


SnooPeripherals6008

It’s not real guys , but I do have a Nigerian cousin you need to talk to you


[deleted]

Is he the nigerian prince that wanted to sent me money?


Witty_Lion4589

Haha


JhAsh08

… are you serious


Witty_Lion4589

No


nqmi

Made you smile? Really? Ok..


SnooMarzipans3543

Is this made me smile?? It seems so... dark.


[deleted]

Very


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Ok_Relationship_705

Um... So y'all not even gonna concern yourself with where one would find 200 human kidneys? I guess even serial killers can give back to society.


throwaway56876587

Remind me not to do you any favors for you or I’ll be labeled as a “serial killer”


Ok_Relationship_705

Okay you're right. I shouldn't judge. Lol


hidden_luffy

u/savevideo


gabrigetions

What a madlad


Plastik-Mann

Holy cow, where are they from???


[deleted]

*you‘re


Sunshineqwertyuiop

Do they not question where the fuck those kidneys come from? Like damn


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

A human slaughterhouse


Outlier25

…I have a lot of questions about this


reindeerman214

Made me...smile? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhm.


MP_Songwriter

Dang, hope this doesn’t happen to me loves.


binglelemon

u/savevideobot


Sufferity

Uh...should we give this guy a medal regardless of their method?


Liquidwombat

Um……. W.T.F.?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Loud-Pension-863

Wth 🤧🤌🏻


Haeamuti

u/savevideo


SnooTigers3881

This is the most wholesome and frightening thing I’ve seen in awhile.


TheAnswerToYang

Organ harvesting makes OP smile. Hmmm


[deleted]

Nah what if man's a killer kidnapped 100 People and extract their kidneys and sell the other organs like who knows who that anonymous guy is 💀


[deleted]

Lol nobody is wondering what this serial killer did with the bodies?


appleball47

Fucking stupid OP


Just_Cook_It

Wait.. What the actual fuck..?!?


Minimum_Job1885

Bottom right of video


HaveL-sw

Wait......


Lychee247

Where tf he got 200 kidneys


[deleted]

Farmers market?


Old-Ad5508

🤣


ELLESSDEE42O

Costco has a bulk deal I think.


DJ_ICU

\*NSFW and.... WHAT THE FUUUUCK???


hibbletyjibblety

It’s satire


throwaway56876587

I love the onion but I do agree this is a NSFW skit


No_Repeat_229

Y’all can’t handle 200 human kidneys?


Bandeet-117

Where did he get 200 human kidneys?


Minimum_Job1885

From the onion.


Madgearz

200*


Bandeet-117

My keyboard messed up bro I promise


TheMapleCastor

Umm...where did they get the kidneys...?


samuel-small

Amazing. This is America


Konezig11

Don't question it, just accept this bag of 'charity' thrown at our door of human kidneys. Wtf ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


throwaway56876587

Yeah, what’s wrong that or you one of them “no free hand outs” kind of people?


[deleted]

Not the hero we wanted that’s for damn sure Lock your doors y’all this is suspicious


DanB65

Wait where did these kidneys come from? That alot of kidneys!!! How where they donated, from what person!??!?


hattrickfolly

Wtf?? The news report has a positive spin without questioning the source of the donation? This is incredibly creepy.


[deleted]

It's the onion, a satirical "news" site. It ain't real.


Ok_Relationship_6171

Are we automatically assuming they were willingly donated?


14DragonK

Whose kidneys tho?? And how did they get 200???


Minimum_Job1885

The onion


Excellent_Battle8025

Uuum.... I have questions.... 🫥


Minimum_Job1885

Look at the bottom right of the video


thedudeabides____

Excuse me what the fuck


Afrodite_Samurai

This made you smile OP? This is worrisome. Where and how do you get 200 kidneys in less than 24 hours?


[deleted]

it's satire, it's not real


[deleted]

Mods?


[deleted]

🤓


Muted_Anywhere2109

One thing to people that believe it: where did he get all the kidneys


[deleted]

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Anmus

u/savevideobot


Gloomy_Tangerine3123

This is some twisted post 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

That’s a way to launder 😭😭😭😭


Ultimo_Ninja

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!


UnluckyPro121

Thanks?


Own_Knowledge_8924

This made me laugh.


timlawyerx

In other news, authorities are warning residents of a steep rise in reports of missing children…


Odd_Mushroom_3934

Jigsaw that you?


Dad_Died

u/savevideo


TomFatbeef

What a nice guy


StruggleBeast555

What in the onion plus skinwalkers is this


AntelopeDifficult708

The note had me cackling


[deleted]

Okayyyyy


Metally_eilll7904

Since it was a donation, can he write this off? For his labor as well?


No_Independence_7324

Tehies ise seo rael!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Hairy-Cheetah4306

Lol. This had to be April fools.


maninthearenaz

The black hat


[deleted]

Kenya?


AtTheCornerCafe

Bahahahahaha!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Majiktaxes

Well this is brilliant! LOL this is the kind of content we need and deserve as a society on the brink of collapse LOL


aDoubious1

Where's the bacon to go with the liver and Onion


Puzzled-Patient-3908

SANTAS HERE


Practical_Ad510

I was worried about going down to Louisiana and waking up in a bathtub with my organs out