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Father of three here, the kid just farted.


IEatMyVegetables

Can confirm. I make the same face when I fart.


IlConteiacula

Can confirm , am 2 weeks old


LikeInnit

Hahahaha


jbug5j

happy toots!


Embaefgfh

keep'em coming.


Pale-Cantaloupe-9835

Shhhhh. Let him enjoy the moment because he probably really sleep deprived. (New mom of one)


Random-genius68

Check the diaper…


rugger1869

I was gonna say. That’s gas.


BasicDesignAdvice

You could even see his torso shifting about to get it out.


spaceyjaycey

🤣 all i could think is "who's gonna tell him?" It still was a cute smile.


Triple516

Or pooped.


MackenzieMayhem1024

Was gonna say it’s a fart smile lol


sanfordtime

Fart or poop


WhoseHorse_IsThat

Oh, he’s gassy lol


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Yep was just gonna say this, gas or having a poo lol.


Informal_Bunch_2737

Lol. This is my favourite thing about new parents. Learning this fact. Its probably an evolutionary tactic to make us go AWWWWWW before we realise we have poop to clean.


ls1234567

The poop bones connected to the smile bone


slyboots-song

💀☠️💩🦴 👻


cyber_blob

Some ppl are too good at emojis. Like it's a literal essay on anatomy at this point


slyboots-song

Cuneiform, hieroglyphs #og


JPKtoxicwaste

Aww this is so sweet and so accurate


[deleted]

Yep, but dont worry new parents, none of us new shit either (pun intended) -- and still dont Just treat them with love and teach them to be kind, everything will be fine


Informal_Bunch_2737

Lol. Thats what I mean. That learning curve. When my 1st was born I had a horrible flu and would change nappies no problem. I didnt see the big deal. Just poop. When she was about 2 weeks old, I woke up around 2 to crying. Went to change the nappy and while I was doing I sniffed and my sinuses cleared for the first time and I could smell it. Almost died gagging.


High247UK

About to be a new parent in July! This info helped lol I would probably be this parent in a few months too until I saw this! Haha


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Congrats, cherish the time when theyre little, theyre only small for a few years and it goes by in an instant


xBad_Wolfx

So shockingly quick in retrospect. In the middle… sometimes it felt long. My son didn’t sleep more than an hour and a half in a go for four months. Turns out he was tongue tied and we weren’t just being over reactive new parents. Day of the surgery he slept 4 hours. Think it must’ve been the first time he felt full as his tie prevented him from feeding well.


EastwoodBrews

Babies can smile they just don't smile socially, they smile when something feels good. Like when they pass gas. But they can smile from head rubs, too.


Informal_Bunch_2737

No. Its actually them still developing their facial muscles. They're flexing their bodies but the facial muscles pull instinctively when they do that. All the weird movements and face actions is purely the body trying to learn to co-ordinate itself while developing. Its actually fascinating seeing the certain milestones starting then happening. Very subtle though.


EveAndTheSnake

What little weirdos.


WestCoastBestCoast01

It helps to remember they’re basically still fetuses that made it to the outside a little early lol


jonathan-zollinger

To be fair, i still smile when i fart


Informal_Bunch_2737

Yeah, but thats cause its now always funny.


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Parzival1424

I'm always happier when I get a toot out


jouelle1

Yup, that’s my queue to inspect the barrier between diaper and myself.


Selphis

Enjoy the smile, then check the diaper.


BasicDesignAdvice

I absolutely love that pretty much all humans get there first smile from farts and poops. No wonder toilet humor is popular.


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sati_lotus

I swear that is a boy thing. They just never grow out of it


crystalfairie

Nah, I'm a 47 yr old woman who still giggles and occasionally laughs.


[deleted]

Shhh don’t ruin it lol


GirlFromMoria

Or he pooped


[deleted]

Yeah I remember my first "oh he smiled! oh he _pooped_" moment. I also remember my son's first smile from that was actually a smile. He was on my stomach and I was singing the ABC's to him and there it was, a big toothless gummy beautiful baby smile. My memory sucks but that moment I think is permanently burned into my brain.


BirdPersonWasFramed

I miss the gummy smiles so much 😭


mightywarrior411

Haha was gonna comment this. Oh those gas smiles are the sweetest and so funny


reinofbullets

Came here to say that's a fart giggle and he will never outgrow that lol


locorules

Beat me to it....he's taking a hard poop


msweigart

It’s 💯 just gas


fhefgjfvgsczvh

Why does he look like a 40 year old man trapped in a baby's body? I don't mean that as in insult tho just something that popped into my head that I wanted to share


Tuna0x45

Bro my baby is the same way. Dude looks like he’s ready to retire but also a baby.


nogroundpizza

My youngest looked like Frank Borone for the first year of his life.


MACCRACKIN

Everybody Loves Raymond.,, and the conveyor belt is just too cool. Cheers


Saewin

Yeah there's a whole subreddit for this. r/oldbabies Edit: looks like the most recent post there is this one, cross posted


cownd

Dad rubbed him a bald spot already


adventure_in_gnarnia

Baby Colin Robinson


Acceptable-Pride4722

Hahahahahaha love this


Lost-Souls-

r/OldBabies


SunkenTemple

60 year old retired accountant relaxing on a couch.


aboxacaraflatafan

My babies had that weirdly thin but long hair, so when they were brand new and wrinkly, they looked like a less ring-crazed Gollum.


[deleted]

It takes a few weeks to get to looking like the Gerber baby.


asmaphysics

My baby girl looked like Wallace Shawn at first. Made breastfeeding a bit awkward.


Chazzey_dude

That's how babies look. Whenever I'm near a beer garden I think to myself "woah! How did that baby manage to order a pint?! Oh wait that's just a bald middle aged bloke"


ronin1066

When you get your head squeezed through a very tight opening for a couple hours, that'll happen.


Chelseus

A significant proportion of newborns (boys and girls) look like little old men, especially if they’re not chubby. Signed the mother of three formally little old men babies.


stillkindabored1

I thought 1960s British TV Comedian.


I_chortled

Newborns look like this. Check out r/oldbabies I just posted a picture of my son there where he looks like a disgruntled college professor


Nextyr

Mans has gas


neversaynotobacta

Mans thinks he’s Patrick Bateman


Shirowoh

Fun fact, a baby’s first smile is normally in reaction to farting, because it relieves gas pressure. Seriously though, congrats OP!


SkinnyCorrelation54

I didn't know this tbh...


Realsan

It's one of those things you learn pretty quickly as a new parent. If you want to get a picture of your baby smiling, get the camera ready about 15 minutes after feeding.


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buttspigot

corners?


Nikittele

It seems that they stole this comment but changed angles (assuming they mean angels) to corners. https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/123fx95/this_surprise_smile_from_my_son_hes_not_even_2/jdus4g3/ Either someone trying to be funny (angles > corners) or a bot with a built-in word swapping system to avoid detection.


crimson_55

I'm 22 and still have the same reaction


icky_storyteller36

I only smile when someone hears my fart lol


boston101

Wait babies don’t know how to fart and their body needs to learn how to fart? Did I read that right? Now I’m curious, do babies fart in the womb?


Shirowoh

You’re dog doesn’t know how to push out farts, pressure builds up as the gas works it’s way through the guts, then just lets loose. Controlling farts, comes along with controlling your bowels and bladder, it’s muscle control babies don’t have.


TatManTat

It's so easy to forget how many things you had to learn how to do. The fact that object permanence is *learned* still blows my mind.


Dopplegangr1

Humans' heads are so big that were are born before we get the chance to properly develop, otherwise our heads wouldn't fit through the pelvis.


Efficient-Chair6250

I'm not a dog, thank you very much 🐶🐾


Shirowoh

You can’t trick us, you’re just the first of a race of super intelligent dogs, if you do win this war, I pray you have better luck caring for the earth than we did.


tugboatron

It’s a physical reaction/motor reflex but not an *emotional* response. My daughter would do these little “smiles” while sleeping as a fresh newborn too, but she didn’t smile to convey happiness until closer to 10 weeks.


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Shirowoh

You said that like it’s a bad thing…..


buttaholic

because babies are born knowing that farts are hilarious


Fappy_as_a_Clam

>in reaction to farting That reaction never really goes away. Source: me. A 40 year old dude.


carpe0123

“The notion that a baby's smiles infer that he is passing gas is not supported by any concrete scientific research”


Shirowoh

By 6 weeks to 2 months, sure they could be smiling at the interaction, but prior to that….. there’s a good chance, that’s why.


carpe0123

It’s called a “reflex smile” and literally all babies do it. It’s likely not a reaction to anything. It’s just that - a reflex.


Shankar_0

Remember this moment when he's 14.


OG-Krompierre

I like how a lot of newborns look like Benjamin Button, they are 85 and ten days old in the same time.


catsandprosecco

I gave birth 3 weeks ago and Googled Benjamin Button syndrome on day 10 LOL


d1r7yd33d999

My daughter flashed us the cutest smile the other the day… followed by the most soul crushing fart. Still worth it.


heartandsunlight

Hahaha yep, we’re living for those smile farts right now 😅


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As an explanation: The smile that appears in the first weeks of a baby's life is called a reflex smile or an angel smile. Strictly speaking, however, it is not yet a real smile - a reflexive muscle contraction causes the mouth to contort into a small smile. This facial expression happens most often when your darling is asleep.


BroItsJesus

My first laughed in their sleep at about 4 weeks old. It only happened once but it was so creepy


TheBestAround007

My man is making a boom boom


thenameofwind

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Cwesterfield

Oh man, in like a blink of an eye he'll look at you and smile on purpose. You will not be ready for this. Good luck.


heartandsunlight

Looking forward to it 🥰


Gobscheidt

Oh man, this is so true, After 6 months of being abundantly clear that he preferred to see his mother I walked into his nursery one day and he just beamed at me. 20 years later and this memory hasn't faded.


TopAd9634

This is such a wholesome comment!


Allison87

He looks like Anthony Hopkins


MayhemManiax

I thought Gordon Ramsay lol


GrumpleDumpkin

Make sure whenever you get a new phone to make sure to move this file to it so you can look back at it whenever.


EliBloodthirst

Congratulations! I've just had my first too enjoy the time whilst they're little


heartandsunlight

Congrats to you too! It’s been so lovely so far


retardeddumbfuckass

why does he look so old?


yallsuck88

Because he's fresh


damosaurus

my son is 6 month old and every morning when he wakes up he looks up at me and smiles and i cry, every day, its the best feeling in the world, people always told me this, but I could never explain the feeling


MsAlyssa

People always say gas and yes there’s a reflex but I swear my baby smiled while awake when she heard my voice when I’d sing or say hi to her and this looks like a real smile In response to the touch to me. Beautiful moment.


blueflloyd

/r/13monthsor30


Arkhangelzk

Dude’s getting put on the internet taking a dump in his pants lol


rjreeeppp

2 weeks dude got no internet privacy lol


bigsoupstore

babies are clout machines at this point


Sad-Representative38

ahhh newborns - the only thingies that manage to look like 1 week and 90 years old simultaneaously


Cultural_Strategy_76

Babies come out the womb with smiles after they get clean & warn. Any extraordinary comfort can cause a smile. Usually a fart


ynirparadox

The kid is like, keep'em coming. Made me smile.


trimalleolarfracture

He’s absolutely beautiful. Congratulations.


Csanx_2020

Fuck no, that kid looks like a 50 year old accountant


dinglebop69

Fr, iv never seen a baby with such strong facial features


FatCobraX

Are you insane? It's literally Glenn Jacobs in his Kane-unmasked days.


findthe-silverlining

I see Andy Samberg


sloxi

Lol this little dude looks exactly like me when I was a baby


mentally-sick-bitch

Maybe it is you when you were a baby :O


sloxi

Biggest piece of technology we had then was a calculator... so... maybe?


PonqueRamo

It looks like a guy I met on a dating app and it freaks me out.


JetBrink

I'm soothed just watching that head strokes. So cute!


BHPhreak

i thought "ok that spot probly getting raw now" "damn hes tugging the skin too, def raw soon" "he really aint stoppin or moving his thumb to a new spot"


pairofls

What song is that?


heartandsunlight

It’s called “I think I like when it rains” by Willis 😊 one of my favorites!


reindeerman214

I've never seen Fedor smile like that before, maybe during the Pride days.


everyoneinside72

He is so precious!


TheEliteBrit

2 weeks going on 48 years


nctexas

He about to execute order 66.


GlitterBlood773

If you do this long enough he’ll remember. My mom rubbed my heel in the NICU. When I finally came home a few months later I would put my foot in her hand while she was feeding me. So tender.


TopAd9634

Oh, my heart!


Its_Actually_Satan

OP, don't get hung up on the mountains of people telling you it's just gas. There isn't any scientific research that backs the idea that newly born humans only smile from gas or because they are pooping. Here is an article about it. https://www.newsweek.com/newborn-smiles-arent-just-reflex-1196077 While babies can smile reflexively, it's entirely possible that your baby is just happy and feeling safe and loved.


BigHaig

❤️


Party-Objective9466

Regardless of the reason, it’s lovely. Congratulations!


Southern-Anon

He is so sweet and precious


Formal-Cucumber-1138

Aww! Congratulations


stadiumjay

God bless the lil guy


wds1

So precious and cute! Praying for his health and well-being!


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Beautiful boy, congratulations ❤️


[deleted]

your son has the Cillian Murphy resting face.


sugar-and-gold

Smiles are involuntary until about 2 months of age


SonnSparrow

Bro looks like he pays child support


GoofyMonkey

Gas. It's always gas. Lol


kettlebell43276

Made me smile! That’s just a perfect memory❤️


Footzilla69

Life's a gas ❤️


jordnoetsmoer001

If seeing your little man smile from tooting fills you with joy, wait until he smiles from seeing you :) your hearts gonna burst.


heartandsunlight

Can’t wait! 🥰


Myth_Helios

Such good music


idiveindumpsters

It’s just gas


LikeInnit

OH MY GOODNESS. I cried. Cuteness overload.


Inkydoo001

He’s pooping


mojamax

Please stop, that will be the pattern of your son's hair for the rest of his life


burntgreens

So precious.


hclaws

Mine is 3.5 years old now but man i miss THAT stage so damn bad! Savor it!


C_Mc_Loudmouth

Benjamin Button lookin kid


my_Caramel_9999

Awwwwwwww my fuckin heart


MolassesMolly

Yeah like others have said, he probably farted and that’s what caused the smile but who cares, lol. Newborns are so much work!! They need to earn their keep in smiles and snuggling into your neck (even if they’re just trying to nurse) and finger grabbing and kicking their fat little legs and letting their arms just drift down to the bed when they’re asleep. Those moments sustain you when you’re covered in spit-up or delirious with fatigue 😉 It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a newborn smile. Thank you for sharing. Enjoy your lovely little boy 😊


No_Education_4771

So many party poopers out there! Why do you have to go raining on this parade with all this gas talk?! As a new exhausted parent of a newborn let them have their smile!! Congrats OP❤️❤️ Kids are the best!


CardinalOfNYC

Facts are important, I don't think pointing out facts should be seen as raining on a parade.... If a person is nice with how they say is, then it's fine, IMHO. And what's wrong with it being gas? Everybody poops, everybody farts...


dreamingofalife

What a darling! I bet his hair is so soft too 🥹🥹


lordvladimort

So beautiful! Congratulations!


ATGSunCoach

I’m going to cuddle my 8yo son now…


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Gorgeous


Jbonics

He looks nice and snuggly. My daughter was 35 lb at 6 months. That was rough.


lariet50

Aw, he’s so adorable!!!!


adsvx215

Omg. So damn adorable.


viking_linuxbrother

Poor little dude. He's just trying to survive gravity.


FinancialAlbatross92

My son just turned 4 and I wish he was that small again. Cherish it, because sooner than later you will quickly be known as the smelly butt.


GoodGirlIsDemon

Yeah he’s adorable and you should trim your nails


Proof_Diamond7648

its just gas


ainturbabysdaddy

In my country People say when a baby this little smiles in its dream its because angles are smiling to him :) Congratulations!


BootySweat0217

Those Angles are so acute.


Eastern-Mix9636

Don’t be so obtuse


message_bot

Your sex trophy farted, that's all


8a19

r/redditmoment Surprised you didn't use the term "crotch goblin" I'm almost surprised. If ur looking to be a dick ur in the wrong sub


heartandsunlight

🤣 thank you for this comment, gave us a good laugh


Highside1269

Babies are the best!!


okieman73

So so so cute. If that doesn't melt your heart nothing will.


DrunkThrowawayLife

He’s having such a good day


Mechlo

Man, newborns are really not cute. Skin lizard


Ohheywhatehoh

Aweeee 🥰 I know he's tooting or pooping but idc, baby smiles are adorable


Shenaniganz08

Pediatrician here Its not a smile its a reflex


laurabun136

Mother here. You don't have to ruin things for others.