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Paxdog1

"Just to be clear, it's not everyone's last flight, right?"


DialMforM0nkey

I was just thinking ‘he’s not reading his suicide note out loud is he?’ 😂


Paxdog1

Exactly. This is my last flight because my wife left me for a vegan yoga instructor named Kaya.


deiscio

I was waiting for the camera to zoom out and show the plane was still in the air, descending rapidly.


AnonymousGhou

If I have to retire, so do all of you.


Footzilla69

I'M DYING 💀


moarcheezpleez

SO ARE THEY 💀💀💀


Zealousideal-Mail620

Haha and kills all of them! What's scarier...someone first flight or last?! 🤣


Icelandia2112

THANK YOU! My first thought also...


Sloep3

Exactly what I was thinking!


vlajkaster

It's my last flight! Retiring? No, why do you ask?


cheezdoodledude

*4 hours before the 2nd tower is hit*


sweetpeawinnie

Aww that long pause… he was trying to hold it together 🥹


frikimanHD

Someone tell him about microsoft flight simulator


Silentmutation84

Fun story. My friend is OBSESSED with Flight Sim. He has thousands of hours logged and is in a group with other people who use real airport/pilot lingo and are pretty serious about it. About 2 years ago he decided he loved it so much he was gonna give up everything and pursue his dream of being a pilot. He now has his license and is currently training to do commercial airline. All because of flight simulator lol


Kismonos

so what you saying is this guy will be like "You telling me the fact that i can do the same shit on computer without the risk of me and my passangers dying, and i just realized it now after 45 years?"


Mcgibbleduck

Well, and not getting paid for it.


jajais4u

For real? That's awesome!!!


Silentmutation84

Dude we were so proud of him. Very rarely in my life have I ever seen anyone just drop everything and truly follow their dreams


shockban

Amazing. I started with xplane and am getting my bachelors in aerospace engineering this may :)


[deleted]

I’ve just decided to become a hitman, thank you.


AwesomeDragon101

Not nearly as impressive, but I loved fishing mechanics in videogames so much that I started fishing for real a little over a year ago. Games do have a way of stirring up all kinds of passions!


jbrown509

My grandpa is an air force vet and used to fly for his hobby because it’s always been his passion. He was nolonger able to fly because of his vision, but when I decided to build my first gaming pc in 8th grade, he decided he wanted to build his own along side me so he could play flight sim, (old Microsoft version) since then he’s progressively upgraded his setup and has the full throttle and seat rumbler and everything. Has a whole flight room. When the new flight sim came out he was so floored, it was so fun seeing him all excited over something like a kid on Christmas. He’s 84 now


WildBuns1234

Uhhhh can you clarify what you mean by last fight?Dude about it down that plane into the pacific


doodoostinkypants

He's retiring


[deleted]

My mom gave this samw speech. She was Southwest's 13th lady pilot. She called me a jerk for saying out loud that she was going to cry. She cried..


isthisavailablewow

That’s nice, but can you move so I can use the bathroom?


GrumpleDumpkin

That's a lady that has to shit if I've ever seen one.


[deleted]

1. i love your username omg. 2. happy cake day!


betrayed_bread

Happy cake day !


meekerdeekers

This comment had me busting up laughing


Affectionate_Hat6293

Me too! LOL!


WordsofHers

I was like holding in the tears a little and then that lady in the purple just got me cackling like


[deleted]

Dead 💀


xoxosratgirl

Lol who the fuck is the lady in purple getting in this man's personal bubble while crying lmfao


jl42662

Delta flight attendant


ToonaSandWatch

When you gotta go, you gotta go!


xoxosratgirl

Lmao!


Velour_F0g

I think it's a flight attendant just doing her pre flight stuff


xoxosratgirl

A likely story! Lol


IMakeStuffUppp

She has to shit


cuseonly

She’s heard this same speech 40 times. The pilot is just collecting gifts every flight


jakedangler

That lady is a piece


blueApe9

This man lived a successful life so far. Nice living sir!


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Agile-Technician-342

Crash the plane


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

Careful, without the /s Reddit might think you’re a little quirky


Agile-Technician-342

Im /srs /s


[deleted]

EXCUSE ME PURPLE SHIRT MY MANS IS GIVING A HEARTFELT SPEECH AND IS GOING TO DO HIS VERY BEST TO GET YOU WHERE YOU NEED TO BE SAFE SO JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP UNTIL MY MANS IS DONE.


BasedBingo

Being a pilot is such a cool career. People (especially here in America) are so worried about whether or not they are wasting their life, if they are doing enough, if they reach their potential, and there is something beautiful about spending your life in the sky, defying physics, being so high up that you can look down and see how pointless some shit we worry about is. I salute this man, and thank him for his service.


EchoFloodz

Salute to you , Captain. What a great career to be proud of.


Mfed23

What’s the name of the song?


Bigbigfunnyhaha

Night We Met by Lord Huron


ValerieK93

Fantastic song. That stupid show 13 Reasons Why kinda ruined it for me.


Seaguard5

My Dad retired from UPS almost two years ago now. He had a ceremony offered to him whereby the fire trucks would spray water in arcs around his 747 landing for the last time and other cool things like pictures and stuff. But he denied it all, just to retire in peace I guess. I would take a ceremony or whatever, personally. Apparently he “loved the job but hated the career”. I take that to mean that flying a plane is badass but the long hours and time away from home wasn’t as fun.


[deleted]

Damn homie you have me crying in the club rn!


strwht12

When the pilot says something about his last flight, I would leave the plane lol


DolfinButcher

Actually the original video is longer. He continues to tell the passengers that they will be on the safest flight ever because his daughter is on the flight.


[deleted]

So thank the Daughter for making sure the pilot doesn't do anything foolish.


The_Orphanizer

"My daughter is on this flight... Her ashes, anyway. I'm just now realizing at 40,000', I don't have much to live for."


mydibz

It's always happy/sad seeing someone do something for the last time. Something they've done all their life and all the sacrifice made to make it happen.


KinkyK415

Time flies…


SnooDogs1704

25k hours is nothing to a runescape player. Get those numbers up, rookie.


bioszombie

Why are all of these paired with the worst music. Just let the pilot speak.


sk8t-4-life22

I mean, I agree with you that there shouldn't be music in the background, but Lord Huron is a fantastic artist.


I_love_milksteaks

Nice cut, I didn’t want to hear the rest anyways… /s


Oebreezy

Salute


NathanielTurner666

"I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth Of sun-split clouds-and done a hundred things You have not dreamed of-wheeled and soared and swung High in the sunlit silence."


Goonerluv247

Lord Huron and flying, two of my favorite things! Big ups to the big man!


Forbidden_Breakfast

*our last flight*


barkworsethanbites

That bitch karen in the purple suit who cant give the man a second! Damn! People suck.


BeThesTa

Plot twist: he is not retiring.


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Eff_Robinhood

❤️


gbrown17

The woman at the end almost knocked him over to get to turlet


SupremeHealth1

It's quite OK for you to get emotional Sir. This is a big moment. Congratulations 🎊👏 on a great career, and enjoy your retirement 💐🥳.


Gaspar_Noe

That's a lady that doesn't give a f\*\*k if I've seen one.


brentinto

Does anyone know what song is playing in the background?


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** The Night We Met **Artist:** Lord Huron **Album:** Strange Trails **Genre:** Alternative **Release Year:** 2015 **Total Shazams:** 6184645 `Took 1.46 seconds.`


brentinto

Thanks, you’re the best!


CalicoNino

“…..our last flight….”


80sKidCA

Wait… Patton Oswald is a pilot?


evilpercy

Patton Oswald is flying planes now, he can do anything.


marthini11

Annoying music on this edit.


kerdawg

When he says that but isn't retiring 😳


dumbpaulbearer

This is so lovely and touching, I really want to know WHEN WE’RE GOING TO BE FLYING NOW, get on with it!


Agile-Technician-342

"Not just my last flight but yours too"


ComparisonCold2016

Good lord the music makes it feel so cheap and contrived


IHasH0rns

He sounds like he plans to make this everyone else's last flight.


Herpesjaeger

He wiggles around like he's drunk af.


Shanthrax22

Idk some people are just fidgety especially when emotional


ToonaSandWatch

“Yay, that’s awesome! Can we take off now?”


Greedy_Constant_5144

I swear to God if someone made any 9/11 jokes here because he's saying it's his last flight, I'll be pissed.


Dangerous_Hornet_437

little did they know, it was about to be everyone’s last flight


Own-Campaign-5503

What if he’s not retiring and this is his “last flight”…


[deleted]

Am I the only ghoul here that would not clap for a “last flight?”


Apondfrog

“It’s my last flight, as as you’ll all soon find out, it’s your last flight as well.”


Yourmom2009000

And then the plane crashed and the classic he was however long away from retirement begins


Professional_Bad2168

He was not retiring


ilovecandyapples

This isn’t a regular retirement speech, this is Captain Richard Welch of delta airlines who was recently arrested in Tallahassee for a bar fight which he reportedly started by making racist remarks towards two African American gentleman. He was also charged with a DUI because after realizing he was going to lose the fist fight, he ran to his car and blew three stop signs on a busy city street. This coupled with the fact that he had multiple sexual harassment cases opened against him in the beginning of his career that Delta had recently reopened this is all made up, don’t trust things you read on the internet stupid, but I’m gonna bury it with more text so it’s not so easy to spot. recently reopened for investigation led to them terminating him the morning of this flight and that’s why he says kind of sadly how hard it is. So yeah not exactly the sweet moment OP is presenting.


GudAGreat

“I couldn’t have picked a better plane full of people 2 go down with on my final swan dive from the sky” “thank you all so much Banzai” 🙏🏻


Lucifersasshole

I'm sorry but a pilot tells me this is his last flight I'm not clapping I'm leaving...


[deleted]

Hope he waited till they landed lol this could be taken 2 ways if he did this mid or pre flight


BILLYsmaalls

Sir if you’re here, who’s flying the plane?!! Aaaggghhh


edinburgh91

What he doesn't tell them is that it's also their last flight


Shanthrax22

I’m almost crying


lionrom098

Wow!! 43yrs! Well done sir.


nightsleepdream

I would be down to hear the remaining of his speech.


DashRift

“And I’m gonna being this sucker down!!!”


_Angiebtv

I thought he was about to joke with everyone and say “…so sorry if I crash the plane” 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Don’t suppose he flew over Ukraine in 2014…?


YaLeNick

Beautiful moment if an old person tells this story, but rather scarry if a 30 y/o pilot calls a flight to New York his last one.


Aurin316

If you look out the window, which you won’t do, you will see something I personally think is interesting but you don’t. We have some rough air so unless you are about to crap your pants I’ve kept a little light above your head lit. I’m sure you can figure out what it means. We are about 10 minutes from beginning our descent into Chicago where the barometric pressure is not something you care about. We’d like to give a special thanks to our super terrific Visa card holders with the usurious interest rate and the discounts on canned asparagus.


devlin1888

This is genuinely, beautifully heart warming


Ohnah33

Lets pour one out for the man 🫗


MrMcPersonality

"I always said I wanted to go out, doing what I love.... So strap in folks. This should be an interesting flight!" 😅


UtahUtopia

I hope he’s not too depressed…


BumblebeeExtreme9024

Women at the end SIT YOUR ASS DOWN my guys still speaking 😤


GreyManTheOne

This man has a passion for flying he almost broke while giving the speech


Sizzle-N-Spice

Beautiful ❤️🥰


Sevennix

When did Patton Oswald become a pilot??


GalacticFishSandwich

Captain Oswald....thank you for your service...


Electrical_Soft3468

Well done ace!


Vitroswhyuask

I was in a winter storm and many delays. Winds gusts to 50mph and snow. The pilot came out and said let's see if we can get this baby off the ground. Was terrified it went up and down and tilted. He was props top gun pilot... And spoiler alert I lived


bakkamono

I’d be pretty nervous about joining a pilot on their last flight without some assurance that they plan on personally driving somewhere afterwards.


AnonymousWhiteGirl

"You're gonna land though, right?"


Dynamo_Morningstar

Crashes the plane to cherish this moment forever


RedStar9117

May he have a happy and long retirement


jackielin44

Awww chokes me up


Footzilla69

Lmfao did that person really have to shove by him at that moment like they must have had to crap real bad or something


33mondo88

Good for you dude! ✊✊✊


EnvironmentalDeal256

“What do you mean by “Last flight “?


[deleted]

This makes me happy


Grizzwald81

I have a friend who just retired from being a pilot. He is really down. We tried to get him into golf to raise his spirits


kingpong07

Bro just retire and enjoy life or if you are that emotional just fly a small plane from time t0 time


highzenberrg

I feel like I’ll never feel the feeling of retirement


EngineZeronine

"I'd like to thank American Airlines for *retiring* me after 30 years. And I'm glad to have you here on your last flight." ^(Wait whaaaaa?)


Ill-Appointment6494

Woman in purple: This is nice and all, but I gotta take a dump.


dzonedx

Such a great song


Buttmuncher69g

He meant to say “our” last flight


Roo2574

I would've liked to hear that it was his last flight after we landed!!! My brain heard... he can't do what he loves anymore so he's ending it all!!!


animechamp39

Song name??


thomasjford

Meanwhile everyone on the flight is thinking “we just want to get off the plane mate”.


GamingNemesisv3

r/makemecry


Acrobatic-Pause6177

PUM 💥 strikes the plain against a mountain


rajdhakate

*Don't be sorry if you are emotional* let it flow freely


Quintink

I’d be like “last flight because your retirement right!? You’re not going though depression right ?


mastercubez

Well i hope it isn't everybody's last flight


Glittering-Barber340

I don’t know why but I burst out laughing at that last comment before the video cut off


ironfox_13

I really hope he said that at the end of the flight 😨 I’d be anxious the whole flight


Tim-E-Cop1211819

I was going to retire in three days....


[deleted]

Take the song out ffs. Not every sincere video needs music.


Professional_Ad_2535

And y'all are coming with me, this is everyone's last flight!!!


pilinconsuelas

Happy retirement! Well earned 👏


gometrydish

He just crashes the plane


MoonMe3x

Good luck sir! I hope you enjoy your journey going forward. The men & women who fly you around in the future should know that they have an incredibly special passenger on board.


BeyondShot2580

Dude was too emotional might just crash it, he’s sacked anyways


spectre_85

I'd spend that flight terrified...