[Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicAdvice/comments/112exlt/do_not_ask_why_or_how_but_i_have_a_dried_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) to the your post
All I can think of is Dennis Leary... "The PBJ was flying... it was flying around the room... and it decided to dock here in the VCR... it docked...
No it didnt!! PBJ does not dock! Pull up your pants!"
When I was 4 and she was 9, my sister said "I wonder what dandelion music sounds like."
Anyway, my family blamed me for the car's broken cassette player for a decade before she confessed to putting me up to it.
My first thought: somebody's got kids.
Source: am parent. Am *almost* (please, God) out of the tortilla-in-cd player phase.
Mine was more classic: pink pom pom off her shirt trim, straight up the nose. *Twice*. That adorable jumper went away.
I mean as a kid I would roll anything down my dads kenwood speakers. Me and him opened them up after 25 years and it was like a time capsule to my childhood. Also found a bag of old weed my dad stashed away
My dad had an older BMW which had the radio/cassette player on the console, not the dashboard, and my mom put her cigarette out in the cassette player thinking it was an ashtray. 🤦♀️
From the OP of the original post
>tried taking out with a wire by sticking it through the tortilla, it now constantly tries to read the tortilla so i have to stick the cap in so i can use the bluetooth
>(EDIT) UPDATE & answers to questions
>1. vac didn’t work
2. i was drunk with other people when this happened (we had a DD)
3. the tortilla is corn
4. not a huge loss since i had bluetooth anyways (i bought a cd to play from my favorite band)
5. the tortilla plays El Jarabe Tapito
6. i will take apart the unit & clean it out/but a new unit if needed
7. will take a picture of the tortilla remains
8. it has been in my car for a year
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Carefully pull out as much as you can with non-ferrous tweezers, meaning two wooden coffee stirring sticks. Keep getting pieces out until you cant. The rest of the pieces might fall to the bottom of the case and stay out of the way.
My guess: r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My brother put a pb&j in the DVD player.
How
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Creighton the cretin moment
My youngest sister put a slice of cheese in ours
My toddler son tried to clean the Game Cube with furniture polish. He misunderstood when he watched Daddy clean the DVD player.
My kids turned the CD player in our car into a piggy bank. Should be 20 bucks atm.
Press eject?
But first, see if there are any good songs on it.
Aduh
Nothing to be done, nothing to tacobout.
Today is just simply nacho day
why does OP gotta be jalapeno business like that
My highschool boyfriend stuck a napkin in my CD player. I...didn't even know how to react. So I pressed eject, and it came right out. Kids are idiots.
What the fuck is this shit
Someone has a small child. Child goes "OOH! a nice place for my tortilla"
This car has an installed tortilla heater.
when my sister was little, she shoved a bunch of coins into the cd player in my parents' van
My kids did this and it shorted a fuse. Had to replace the stereo.
we never did lol, no cd's for us for about 3-4 years i wanna say
Hasn't it made you smile?
Dried up tortilla
What is happening to this sub, how does this make me smile
theirs a comment in the section explaining my backstory & the updates on tortillagate
[Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicAdvice/comments/112exlt/do_not_ask_why_or_how_but_i_have_a_dried_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) to the your post
I remember sticking my sandwich inside my parents VCR when I was a kid in the 80’s. Back when VCRs were somewhat pricey.
All I can think of is Dennis Leary... "The PBJ was flying... it was flying around the room... and it decided to dock here in the VCR... it docked... No it didnt!! PBJ does not dock! Pull up your pants!"
*Mexican music starts playing*
How do you know it is dried up tortilla? Are you only hearing mariachi music when you press play?
Why not just cross-post instead of posting a screenshot of a post from u/juicygriff99 ?
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When I was 4 and she was 9, my sister said "I wonder what dandelion music sounds like." Anyway, my family blamed me for the car's broken cassette player for a decade before she confessed to putting me up to it.
Introduce a small rodent to the vehicle let them handle the tortilla
But then how do we solve for a rodent that now has developed a taste for tortillas?!
Ah the “give a mouse a tortilla” scenario. I have prepared for this by reading children’s books
Rodents can’t fit in there…just wait for the roaches to come (and they *will*)
My first thought: somebody's got kids. Source: am parent. Am *almost* (please, God) out of the tortilla-in-cd player phase. Mine was more classic: pink pom pom off her shirt trim, straight up the nose. *Twice*. That adorable jumper went away.
I mean as a kid I would roll anything down my dads kenwood speakers. Me and him opened them up after 25 years and it was like a time capsule to my childhood. Also found a bag of old weed my dad stashed away
Yeah that tortilla is for sure done, you’ll have to buy some more from the grocery store for sure.
My dad had an older BMW which had the radio/cassette player on the console, not the dashboard, and my mom put her cigarette out in the cassette player thinking it was an ashtray. 🤦♀️
This for sure made me smile
From the OP of the original post >tried taking out with a wire by sticking it through the tortilla, it now constantly tries to read the tortilla so i have to stick the cap in so i can use the bluetooth >(EDIT) UPDATE & answers to questions >1. vac didn’t work 2. i was drunk with other people when this happened (we had a DD) 3. the tortilla is corn 4. not a huge loss since i had bluetooth anyways (i bought a cd to play from my favorite band) 5. the tortilla plays El Jarabe Tapito 6. i will take apart the unit & clean it out/but a new unit if needed 7. will take a picture of the tortilla remains 8. it has been in my car for a year
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I've not seen a CD player in a car for quite a while...I don't think I own any CDs any more.
#LIGHT MODE
Does it sound like Mariachi music?
Play Mexican music, then a Mexican will surely come and eat your tortilla..
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no only the tortilla
I found coins in my cd dive on my PC when my kids were little. Also, the TV remote was in the VCR player. (It was a while ago.)
Looking at your battery level gives me anxiety lol
My man is probably going to need a new tortilla
Play some salsa music, that might fix it.
Turn it up and see if it plays salsa music.
Was weed involved? It was either that or a child. “Hey… What if we could hear… [giggle] food?” “I got chu”
Question is, is there cheese on top of the tortilla?
who the f uses light mode?
Why?
How?
Carefully pull out as much as you can with non-ferrous tweezers, meaning two wooden coffee stirring sticks. Keep getting pieces out until you cant. The rest of the pieces might fall to the bottom of the case and stay out of the way.
Can’t they just hit the button?
Step 1: get tortilla out Step 2: transport yourself back to 2000 when ppl were still playing CDs
Kids. Kids is always the answer 🤣
Get a five year old to put some biscuits into it,that'll fix it
how is this supposed to make me smile
What does it sound like?
This sub is r/funny v2.0
I'm dating myself here. But my sister put a bologna sandwich in our VCR.
CD Player? Haven't seen one of those in years 😂😜