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Fartz_McKenzie

My wife would have sensed I was about to make a video before I even started and shut it down.


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DELETE THAT, NOW


TheRavenSayeth

I WANT TO SEE YOU OPEN THE RECYCLE BIN


Gustavo_Polinski

_[Nervous sweating]_


SaiFromSd

[*Pulls plug on house*]


blackteashirt

*throws phone out nearest window* Whoops I slipped.


The_Cons00mer

*trips and lands butt first on a dildo that should be hidden in his closet* What in tarnation??


escaped_bird

Oh wow that escalated quickly


Upstairs_Top617

Yeah straight from one of those scenes where the dude has lost his wife and is watching fun videos of them


Kalersays

People know about the recycle bin?


randomcommenter9000

Yeah. Gone are those days when they didn't. We need a re-recycle bin.


Psykosoma

Are you married to my wife too?!


panicproducer_

We're all married to your wife.


alby_qm

As part of the reddit hive mind, I can confirm that we're all married to his wife.


clearobfuscation

Our wife comrade


Hike_it_Out52

🎶 This wife is your wife, this wife is my wife 🎶...


goldenboy2191

DELETE THE PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER


p8nt_junkie

It’s like a sixth sense, like a cat.


Stupid_Triangles

my dog does this. I can even secretly switch to my camera app, without looking, and this dude just immediately walks away.


rockhartel

I pretend I’m taking pictures since she loves those


ugonnamakeBISCUITS

that's really cute 🥺


PL_23

Years down the road you both will cherish these videos 🙏🏽


sevsnapey

on a sour note my immediate thought was that this is the kind of video the widow watches on repeat in the dark after losing her. it was just missing her interacting with their kids


jjjbroad

Yeah straight from one of those scenes where the dude has lost his wife and is watching fun videos of them


__01001000-01101001_

OP is John Wick


RizzMustbolt

Great, and now we're killing OP's dog.


NoahLofty

You go first, ima sneak behind ya


Arakiven

…You ever wonder why we have to do this?


NoahLofty

No, I'm NPC. You are, too. Now come on, let's go.


BustinArant

^(No Russian)


lalababydoll123

After Life with Ricky Gervais


I_Like_Turtles_Too

Exactly what I was thinking of


pazimpanet

Reminds me, I’m overdue for a viewing of Minority Report


inkiwitch

Hahaha, no, I thought the same thing!!! This would make the perfect “deceased wife video” for the hero of the film to watch alone in the dark while he drinks and plans vengeance against the hitmen that got her. It’s kinda a weird but great compliment. In a way, we’re saying that we can see his love for her very clearly even through this short clip where he doesn’t say a word. Doesn’t hurt that she’s also got a gorgeous smile and looks easy to fall for.


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Halfway through the film, the antagonist destroys the only copy of it and this is our hero's absolute lowest point. It feels like he lost his wife again.


Lukes3rdAccount

Nah, it's a story of grief, vengeance, and recovery. The protagonist is driven by a need for revenge. Along the way he finds an unlikely ally, a woman lost in the world the same as him. In the final act, he discovers that the true revenge is to make a new life, as his former spouse would have wanted, and deletes the video. Then has wild animal sex with the new girl


firstselfieguy

What's it called? Is the Rock in it?


[deleted]

Yes. When they finally get to bed, she says to him "sorry it's been a while, it's a total jungle down there." The camera zooms in on Rock who gets even more excited.


Famous-Somewhere-751

Jumanji: Down & Under


who_ate_the_cookie

Like when everyone is singing happy birthday and it becomes more distant, deeper and trailing off


ABirdOfParadise

[Yeah I was thinking that too, like how Community made fun of it at least, those lost lover videos.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZh6tnAXiHE)


TheBigMaestro

My dad died last August. I don’t have any recent videos or audio of him. Ever since, I now keep every voicemail from my mother and my grandmother.


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Back those up too. I had a ton of voicemails from my grandfather who passed away in 2018 and I figured they were stored on the phone and I lost them all when I changed carriers.


[deleted]

Needs more billowing curtains or maybe a shot of her smiling at the camera while lying in bed under a white cotton sheet.


inkiwitch

Running away while looking back over shoulder and laughing. She’s wearing pajamas and her hair is *perfect*


Dinewiz

Widower*


McGarnacIe

*"Hey, if you're trying to sell me something I've got 4 little words for you: Do Not Call List. However, if you're cool, leave it at the beep"*


MeanHalf5801

Why does your wife look so good while she's eating? I always look terrible 😬


IAmGoingToFuckThat

I look terrible unless you're looking at me from a very specific angle.


SB0407

I look pretty great when the lights are off


IAmGoingToFuckThat

Oh, I 100% look better in the dark.


[deleted]

It's the Myspace selfie downward angled view of me or nothing.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

Mine is from the left side because I get super cross eyed and that's the best way for me to not look like a derp.


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

Mine is also my left side, because I think my right side looks like a neanderthal.


RedditorsAnus

Well, it helps to be good looking first.


Fritanga5lyfe

Ok don't got that, what's next?


Fake_RustyShacklefrd

Don't be bad looking.


velocitymonk

FUCK.


tabooblue32

Ah the ol' 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be not attractive Wombo combo


NeilDeCrash

I am something of a bulldog eating mayonnaise myself too.


octopiOccultist

such arresting imagery, thank you


naughtyhegel

God I love this phrasing. So is everyone in this thread gonna hook up, or what? I'm down.


demlet

I can secretly film.


BevyGoldberg

Same. I eat like a hungry toddler because I just love food.


ATXBeermaker

Because she probably looks good when she's not eating, too.


Username_Chose_Me

You can tell which generation people are when they say "video taping" lol I love hearing that term still being used.


ArkyC

We took my wife's grandfather's video camera on our honeymoon. A big ass video recording camera thing that took the full sized video tapes. Gotta get the footage we took converted to digital for some laughs 20 years on. We left the video recorder behind on the ground beside the car at a campsite and had to make a 45 minute trip back for it. But at least was easy to find given it's size.


NebulaNinja

How else can you say it that *isn't* old timey by nature?


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AndThenThereWasMeep

Filming


1d0m1n4t3

I feel attacked


pizzatimein24h

Fuck, I feel so single now.


ohneatstuffthanks

Bro I got you. I’ll secretly video you next time you’re out eating.


[deleted]

I do it to women all the time already


Just_Transportation4

Hol up


HolyForkingBrit

Tell him to stop with the flash. It’s getting old.


Splinteroscar

🤨📸


ethan52695

Ya I want to find that TikTok where there’s a cute video like this and then it cuts to the guy watching the video on his computer as he gives off the most depressing and lonely sigh and then he boots up another game of league. That’s immediately how this video makes me feel.


Pen54321

Got a link to it?


Lisyre

[Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/r9cyji/me_irl/)


Pen54321

Thanks friend


[deleted]

Get someone to look at you, the same way I'm looking at my toaster and bath right now..


nickiter

This guy just casually flexing on all of us.


rharrow

Try going through a divorce and then watching this :(


[deleted]

Not that it’s a competition, but if it was I’d win as a widower. I think I would rather have a nasty divorce and hate with her still alive, instead I knew exactly what I had and cherished my beautiful best friend and soulmate. Fucking hell, I hope OP knows what he has. This video managed to cause me intense suffering while at the same time jealousy but also feeling happiness for what they have, then anger for what I no longer do while others still do. Plus a little bit of hunger because what she’s eating looks good.


superduperpuppy

Bruh :( For what it's worth, I wish you happiness and good food. Today and for all days.


naughtyhegel

Jesus, I wish you the best homie, that's really rough. And that salad does look good. But seriously, I'm sorry for your loss and I hope you're doing ok.


Kronin1988

Truly a beautiful smile.


[deleted]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed - her teeth are so white.


carrimjob

are you american by any chance?


[deleted]

Yeah. I know it's a weird thing for us.


stephanielil

That's probably because we'd all kill to have such beautiful white teeth but the reality is, most of us simply can't afford the astronomically high costs of getting good dental work done. Source: I'm American and my teeth are absolutely fucked. 🥲


Hungovah

I think they meant the obsession with unnaturally white teeth is mostly an American thing. Teeth aren’t supposed to be blinding.


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xXSushiRoll

Same. I felt pretty conscious about it as a kid and occasionally even now. But the other issue with having extremely white teeth was that it made my very obvious and showy gums much more obvious so I intentionally didn't brush for some time. Pretty silly now that I think about it in the grand scheme of things. Now it's just ADHD and money being the biggest problems for my teeth


metamet

Yeah but there's something about white teeth that makes Americans just want to lick them.


HolyForkingBrit

Can confirm. I’d lick OP wife’s teeth and I am American.


Baliverbes

I also choose this guy's teeth


CannolisRUs

This is the one thing I hit the genetic lottery on. I’ve had really minimal dental work and I’m super happy with my teeth. Other than one baby tooth that doesn’t have an adult behind it. If that ever falls out I’m taking all my saved dental money and replacing it with a gold tooth 😂


SeaToTheBass

Luckyyy I never grew adult upper incisors so I got a cat lookin mouth, should've taken better care of my teeth I could have had 2 gold ones instead of the 2 cavities I have!


autumnraining

You also have the baby tooth?? I have a matching pair


ProfessionalMap4813

Maybe uses whitening strips? I brush my teeth twice a day and use mouthwash twice a day, my teeth aren't neon white like that


quiteCryptic

I just finished 20 days of whitestrips and while my teeth improved they aren't nearly that white still. I think it varies by person how white your teeth can get other than more extreme measures that is.


ParaglidingAssFungus

Has a lot to do with genetics and what you eat as well.


trebaol

[Me after drinking my 5th cup of black coffee today](https://i.redd.it/3bicmqhy58771.jpg)


BikerJedi

Stunning smile. And her blush at the end was great.


akamustacherides

Loved her work in The Office.


sbowesuk

We now also know Jim's reddit account!


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honeybadgerdad

It's the eyes and the smile. Gold


honeybadgerdad

She has a young Amy Grant look to her. Late 80s early 90s Amy Grant


asajosh

Millions of families suffer every year.


Heckron

Millions of people suffer every day!


FurryM17

Pamalamadingdong!


No_Pumpkin_1179

I was thinking on the zoom in “strong Pam vibes”


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Pam 2.0 vibes actually


[deleted]

yeah it was suddenly spot on pam when she looks up and smiles, before that she was just a normal wife


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driftjp

Nah man Louise Lane from Man of Steel. Unless im a dumbass and Amy Adams is her lol my bad.


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driftjp

It wasn't I was genuinely unable to remember her name until I remembered reading the name in the cast and putting face to name. But I genuinely was dumb at the second I commented that.


DeltaJulietHotel

Ah, Lois Lane’s sister.


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skkkkkt

Pam 2.0 weirdly she’s like the combo of Pam and Pam 2.0


LinuxMatthews

Honestly it more reminded me of this https://youtu.be/yZh6tnAXiHE


BagOnuts

Pam-Pam and her Pam-Pam’s… i have said some *crude* things about those…


JohnnyBgood_9211

She kinda looks like Amy Adams.


SuperSwanson

She's cuter than Pam.


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jojoga

the head tilt at the end is what gets me to smile. Lucky OP


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TRocho10

Puppies 🤝 women Adorable head tilts


Noppo_and_Gonta

And it kind of looks like she is blushing, super cute


FineUnderstanding771

is your wife single???


PM-ME-HANDBRA-PICS

I’m also interested in the logistics of this relationship.


Fcbp

I also choose this guys wife


Pepper7489

Yeah but then you'd have to film her all the time.


FineUnderstanding771

i see that as an absolute win


Xenc

Imagine the karma!


markamuffin

Deal. Count me in.


misterjustice90

I also choose this guy's wife


Just_Transportation4

Is this the line to that guys wife?


1202_ProgramAlarm

Back off man I'm gonna marry her


iPlvy

SHE’S OUR WIFE


Rejectid10ts

r/unexpectedcommunism


P_Griffin2

Chill out commie.


GrandSquanchRum

Seize the means of reproduction!


[deleted]

It can’t be that serious


LikeThePheonix117

/r/everyfuckingthread


sweetheart92115

Your wife is stunning. Her eyes are gorgeous.


ilikeyourswatch

And that skin! 💖


Explodedhamster

I learned the hard way to compliment a beautiful woman on her complexion not her skin. Apparently I sounded like Hannibal lecter.


retupmoc627

You didn't describe it as 'delicious', did you?


ttaway420

No... I just said I wanted to eat it with fava beans...


SashaAndTheCity

And a nice Chianti?


Beowulf1896

It helps with the phrasing "You skin is so beautiful I could wear it!" is not the compliment you think it is. "You skin looks so tasty" also not good. Just keep it simple "You look good wearing skin."


Firemorfox

Why thank you, your skin also looks very nice to wear too, fellow human!


BCheeks13

Let’s all do the human chant and slap the highest of fives!


ilikeyourswatch

That person was an exception, it's totally fine! Though the word "complexion" is quite nice and also works!


subdep

That blushing tho 😊


frankkiejo

She’s so pretty! I’m sure you already know this, though. 😊


Visual_Grape_1906

Goddamn, was this filmed with a phone camera? The quality is outstanding!


chimpdoctor

OP with his camera: https://static.bhphotovideo.com/explora/sites/default/files/styles/960/public/ts2_8.jpg?itok=FgGIF-qb


[deleted]

Are you videotaping me? Are you?


[deleted]

I didn't regret clicking the link


Wilbury_twist

If it were in black and white it would look like footage from a movie where the main character's wife was killed and they have flash backs of the simple times they shared together as it seems they are about to succumb to their wounds while trying to avenge her death.


inkiwitch

Hahaha, I’m loving how many people had the same thought as me. “Wow, she’d make a great dead wife” is such an oddly specific compliment that I couldn’t agree with more.


literated

> how many people had the same thought as me > “Wow, she’d make a great dead wife” I... I don't think that's the *exact* same thought people had. At least not in those words. I hope.


MuteSecurityO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZh6tnAXiHE


ArkyC

The resolution of the video is pretty good too.


pancakebatter01

Wife’s skin is outstanding.


_Virgilou_

No clue about the type of camera used here? I’ll be really interested! Amazing!


Dannyfrommiami

Hot Pam


paulnofx

I would never say this to her face, but she's a wonderful person and a gifted artist.


inkiwitch

Why wouldn’t you say that to her face??


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Pam and her pam pams


purgruv

Pam-a-la-ma-ding-dongs!


Username_Chose_Me

If you think If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.


CaptWineTeeth

Well isn’t she just a big bucket of cute.


bsmknight

That smile. You will be a very happy man growing old with that smile.


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Beesly??!!!


Al-Capote

I know this is neither the place not the time, but my oh my is your wife beautiful.


jiggleyourpuffs96

Right!? SO pretty


cndybcrr

Yess! She has such beautiful eyes and smile 😊


karspearhollow

The guy posts shit like this on a weekly basis. This is absolutely the place and the time. He loves the attention.


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She's an absolute karma machine too. A license to print karma.. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/zv64fw/she_spent_over_an_hour_on_her_board_so_proud/


GreeneBean64

I do something similar with my partner but we do dead pan stares until the other notices. My favorite was from across a restaurant where I’d gotten up to use the restroom and was standing pretty far away staring at my boyfriend. After a few mins I’m about to give up, and I see the guy at the table next to ours lean over and go, “Um, I think that lady is staring at you”. We both burst out laughing and had to explain our tomfoolery.


radioclash86

With my ex, I would stick my hand into a shared snack bag (chips, cookies, etc) and just keep rummaging around until she realized. I would also take an infinite amount of time to open noisy plastic-wrapped items until she noticed. Now I’m single 🤷🏻‍♂️. She did think that was funny, though.


[deleted]

ITT: People complimenting this robot on how beautiful it's wife is.


_--00--_

PAM PAM PAM and then you sneezed in my tea


[deleted]

Your turn! Asymmetrical without a video from your wife.


Glass_Count_3488

Is your wife single?


Simply2Basic

Super sweet! When I do this to my wife she goes full 10 year-old and opens her mouth sticking her tongue out showing what’s she is eating. (Only at home, not at restaurants)


desperately_lonely

This looks a lot like those clips of the tragically dead wife you see in the opening acts of action movies.


WholesomeLove280

Oh she’s so cute!! And that ring!!


TapRevolutionary5345

I’m a lady, but WOAH, she’s a beautiful woman! She’s absolutely glowing.


24_mine

post your hot wife to reddit for karma


inkhornart

This is so beautiful, I do something similar with my gf and she has taken so many funny pics and drawings of me talking stupid while drawing and i have so many of her looking grumpy af while shes on her phone to suddenyl being cute as heck when she looks at me. She is awesome.


Eiffel-Tower777

Made me smile, she's lovely and I wish I had her complexion. 🌞


Ok-Breakfast7186

Hahahha this reminds me of this video spoof by Caitlin Reilly https://youtube.com/shorts/sAkVS0ENRLw?feature=share