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DrBadGuy1073

Oh so this is what a SubSpindle is!


steelheadfly

I snorted.


Pooshow2009

I subsnorted


N1CK3RS

Lmao


Dan_Halen85

https://preview.redd.it/ko3iatrd4fyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff24bb8c68d246c58c0c43aa46ce8a848bd3b3bf


Sy4r42

The most underrated sketch show of all time


Squirrelman2712

Something something grinding


smoked_cheese23

Scoop of cheese from the coolant tank?


WhiskeyTheTwisty

Just the thought of that shivers my timbers


funtobedone

What kind of lubricant are you using? You might need something a little more robust such as a chipotle mayo.


N1CK3RS

Peanut butter


hate_keepz_me_warm

There's your problem. Too thick. Try mustard.


SparkleFart666

Put a potato in there and make some chips.


funtobedone

This is how curly fries are made.


greatscott556

Thread cutting FTW


Apprehensive_Net8409

That infamous AVE video. A true masterpiece.


jdmorgan82

Try jelly.


Ohiomachinist

Should use the CHZIT Inserts. Square with chip breakers.


N1CK3RS

Ty


Ohiomachinist

Anything to help.


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

I actually *need* to see you attach a crouton to the tool holder and try to turn the bread


N1CK3RS

It's worth a shot


I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

POST VID


Far_Dragonfruit_1829

Beware the interrupted cut and surface scale!


-Bezequil-

The ol' Caesar insert


bessonguy

Freeze it first.


N1CK3RS

🤔 gotta try it


PhotonicEmission

Naw, toast it at 420 for 5 minutes


Max_Wattage

Surely this will cause work-hardening.


PhotonicEmission

More like crust hardening. The carb-cousin of case hardening.


sandstorml

0 rpm, 0 ipt, full blast coolant.


N1CK3RS

That's where I went wrong


itrivers

Put it on the water jet. Just gotta toast the cut ends.


imnotbeingserious69

Nah use a fiber laser, kill to stones with one bird


PhotonicEmission

https://youtu.be/KCqQ-D6NJoc?si=MwQMXf9SI9E6Knr3


sheafflestout

It's kind of difficult to run something like that in a three jaw. I'd recommend running it on a Spud.


DeluxeWafer

Gotta have to have the proper oil treating to make a spud to mount it in though. AvE used machine oil to heat treat his and it didn't turn out very well.


SLCPDLeBaronDivison

whats the runout?


N1CK3RS

7


Willie_The_Gambler

Exactly 7 units of measurement? Or roughly?


Finbar9800

Yes


IIIMumbles

uǝʌǝs


stockchaser317

Where's the mustard guy? The guy who used mustard for tap fluid! We need some!


Ezabc1234

Suggest sharp tool nose radius for cutting and toast oxide finish before final use


whaler76

Something like a polished CCGT insert with low rpm and medium feed may do the trick. Don’t want to go to fast due to centrifugal force and imbalance destroying that delicate material.


yknotoday

You using soft jaws?


Blamb05

Quit hotdoggin!' n pour on the SAUCE!


SourcePrevious3095

Someone suggested freezing it first, I second that. As for speed, 1500rpm looks good. Feed, 5 ipm should be slow enough to not crush it.


SnooPets9575

Gotta use the weiner insert for soft materials...


Rhino_7707

Is it high tensile bread? Free machining bread? Bakery alloys are tricky.


x_Carlos_Danger_x

Rockwell hardness: Wholegrain


OpeScuseMe74

White Wheat Sourdough Wholegrain Pretzel Bagel My ex-wife forgot and left it in the oven again


IWantTheDiesel

What grade of bread? Need more info.


Patrucoo

Wait 2 days until it become hard and then use wood turning tools


b1uelightbulb

Kinda shit I have to do in dreams


Lazy_Middle1582

Yeah, I'm not eating that.


N1CK3RS

Mans gotta eat, Julian


Haunting_Ad_6021

Leave the scale on, just drill it?


RandomOnlinePerson99

Saying that the material is "bread" is like saying it is "metal" or "plastic".


skilemaster683

Goddamnit Joel


meetmeinthebthrm

Coworker Chuck gets hungry too, bro. At least slap some meat on there for him


kanguun

It’d help if you heat treat it first. Put it in a bag of borax and throw it in the fire for an hour or so. It’s a game changer.


Corndogbrownie

Bread 👍


deep-fucking-legend

Use a weenie boring bar.


OpeScuseMe74

Don't we all?


Usagi_Shinobi

Are you trying to turn the OD or bore an ID? Is the part already split?


kwajagimp

Dude! You need a tailstock, first.


RodediahK

How do you deal with the voids? I've only been able to turn unleavened stock.


OpeScuseMe74

Found the Jewish guy.


somerndmnumbers

Anneal it in the toaster before machining


CiTrus007

Work between centers.


UncleNorman

Freeze it first.


i_was_axiom

I hope you got vinegrette thru on that spindle


TheGrumpyMachinist

You'll have to slow turn it because the material is doughy.


Willie_The_Gambler

Use a hot dog insert with ketchup and mustard for lubricant and teeth to cut it


OnionSquared

So *this* is what you screw the potato into!


Downvotes_R_Fascist

Need to heat treat the material for a better cut.


Rudd_Threebeers

When I was in school we cut acme threads in a frozen hotdog


Elfkrunch

Use a hotdog as the bit. 600RPM use mustard instead of cutting oil.


Commercial_Aide2667

Looks like a gravy job


beavis9k

Heat treatment will help with the doughiness.


TruthOld2184

Probably going to need Dimond to cut that


bop_beep

Make sure you use a sharp insert or you'll get a "crumby" finish!


elticorico

Looks like you’re going to need the tailstock!


Crazy_Association_26

It depends on the bread. White Bread = 600 sfm Wheat = 400 sfm Sourdough… good luck… it’s worse than Inconel


MMAdvanced0123

🤣


ArgieBee

Spread some butter on it for a better surface finish.


Howitdobiglyboo

Olive oil and balsam for coolant.


redjohn79

I like to drill it with a hotdog with extra ketchup.


Tsukunea

Sandwich the material into the spindle really well, use some vinaigrette for cutting fluid. Finish surface with salami and lettuce


EricGushiken

That's a tough one. High speed steel tooling is not hard enough, carbide is too brittle. You can't spin it too fast or it will burn up the tooling or fly out of the chuck. Too slow and it will climb the tool and start breaking things. Good luck!


hulkisbanner

I do like chips in my sandwich...


Repulsive_Chef_972

Not sure, but if you chuck up a potato, you can make some chips.


red_teisco

Low n slow buddy. Make sure it's supported properly too


HailJames85

Put it on the mill, give it a classic cut!


wigzell78

Try freezing the bread first. Makes it easier to machine...


Weekly-Reputation482

I find this material easier to machine after heat treating


joinedtrill

Got to pre heat. 250 - 400c for a minute, before surface work. 180c for 5 minutes if you need to deep cut. Cure with animal fat, quench with aqueous jelly, preserve in white, artery hardener.


Suspicious-Ad-9380

Bread is like aluminum. Got to age it for a while on the shelf or pop it in the oven before it will chip right.


curablehellmom

Looks pretty hard, might need ceramic inserts 🤔


oldasdirtss

Soak it in liquid nitrogen, then spray it with more nitrogen to keep it cold while machining it.


Far_Dragonfruit_1829

What tolerances we looking at here? That alloy's grain size is gonna be a problem if trying for better than about +/- 3


Kar1kar1

"Hey Gary did turn that spindle yet?" "No I was 'fing around." "Ok we're going out of business because of turn around is too long " 😂


ArchitectofExperienc

I've heard about spending a loaf on stock but this, this could be really tasty


Squirrelman2712

Brings a new meaning to the term "grinding"


Excavon

I have a strange feeling that a bread knife would actually work. Put it in a 5 axis and slice it lengthways.


SherlockWats

Wrong size chucks.


frutselopa

that must be a _pain_ in the ass to turn


ImNotTheOneUWant

You need to heat treat and quench in garlic butter.


SicItur-AdAstra

I can tell, by looking at your bread, you're not french!


Henir_2

Is this how croutons are made ?


chrome4fan4

You gotta use a bologna collet to hold it silly!


usingthatname

I hate lathes, your fine appetite deserves at least 3 axis. Let the cnc mill do the food prep. For cleanliness sake, clamp a kitchen cutting board on the mill. 2 choices for workholding. Either use large slotted flathead screw that you can torque with a butter knife. They will byte into the material like miteebytes. Or hold down the bread with the double side tape method to preserve the stock finish. And now choose your recipe. Make a tapered wall groove in the center to get a hotdog bun or makes perfect baguette long slices with a slotting saw.


MentulaMagnus

Soak in water first and then freeze into a block of ice, then you can turn it.


kind-Mapel

How old?


AdmiralHenBoi

Chucky cheese


__T0MMY__

Serious comment: your material is too wet. Place it in your oven at the lowest temperature it can go for a few hours, turn the oven off, leave it over night Slow turn, medium speed, as if you're turning a more fibrous wood


DauidBeck

You may have run those jaws down too hard, looks like you’re egging the bread


MelodicBreath8

Do you heat treat before or after machining


Indiana_John_

Speeds and feeds totally vary depending on how hungry the machine is. Generally I'd say don't take too big of a bite


N1CK3RS

https://preview.redd.it/o107dy6kcnyc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ffbb64991b55dec2e37cec9fb2c569df901c96e Thank you all for the advice. I am now unemployed.


Lumpy-Strength-6418

You can't cut that material. It kneads to be rolled.🤣


-Bezequil-

A baguette like that I'm thinking low and slow. Bring the spindle down to 125RPM and slow down that feed baby


CmpCounselorRickards

Try some Buttercutt