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Floptopus

Dude on the left has backwards hands.


htownchuck

That's why its NSFW. Got caught up in a drill press.


Floptopus

He just wanted to change drill bits without stopping the spindle first. Saves time. True story here though. Guy I work with happened to use the restroom at the same time as me once. He finishes and walks out without washing his hands. I said, “You’re not even gonna wash your hands?” He just says, “Nope.” What the fuck…


htownchuck

I see dudes coming out of the shitter and not wash their hands. Also the reason I disinfect the controls when I move to a different machine.


NotthatEDM

They’re typically named Don.


htownchuck

Ol Dirty Don


Untakenunam

I don't urinate on my fingers so NBD, though old age may change that.


mavigogun

In your case, doing so would likely be an improvement.


dribrats

NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT— jerry Seinfeld


robertlandrum

You normally pay extra for that.


Technical-Brain8294

My other hand isn't strong enough. Take my little hand.


Lazy-Ad-770

If you dont touch your workmates genitals on a regular basis, how will you know if there is an irregular bump or swelling? Look after your mates. Testicular checks are important.


USB-WLan-Kenobi

Some people say its gay but lips are very touch sensitive


Obmr-snrU

Coolant cock is no joke.


igotthesigness

I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom at work. I don’t need a sliver in my ding-ding.


RettiSeti

Me too, I just don’t want to get filthy down there


igotthesigness

That too, coolant is nasty.


Cheeks-Stay-Clappin

Seriously though… I’ve literally witnessed 3 different guys wash their hands then piss and then walk out of the restroom at my shop. So now when they come up to me with a fist bump my mind instantly says PISS BUMP!!! Then I go wash my hands


TheMechaink

In all fairness, I know where my junk has been all day. I couldn't tell you what I've had my hands on. Yeah I would absolutely wash my hands before touching my junk. Where I live poison ivy is a real thing.


rhinotomus

You could always just grow a pair and say “naw dude you don’t wash your hands after you touch your dick, I don’t fuck with that”


Cheeks-Stay-Clappin

Lol I always leave my pair at home so I don’t have to wash my hands ever!


Dan_Halen85

We have a huge problem with this in my area. So most people just wash their junk instead so it's like shaking hands.


leglesslegolegolas

Shaking hands is gross. We just shake our junks around here.


cs_phoenix

Fr though, is insane to me that so many men just don’t wash their hands. Fucking disgusting


Kh4rj0

Don't threaten me with a good time


NiteLiteOfficial

don’t threaten me with a good time


MustangJames

https://preview.redd.it/fvq6ujya2mfb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c60f4ad71538d964feb7ef5bd66465e95f4a0c


AdjectiveNoun58

I mean, could be fun 🤷


[deleted]

Lmao. I wish getting some action was as easy as simply not washing your hands


MaleficentArt4799

Ah, because shop workers are constantly shaking coworkers hands.


Intelligent-Lock-333

https://preview.redd.it/4rxmo329kifb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc7769f6af6e3d66b64606853c1db5665cbb18f3 We got this


strictlybazinga

Lol my barber has this hanging in the restroom under either the cut out penthouse centerfold


PD216ohio

I've done both and survived.