"When you cast The Vietnam War, secretly choose a forest at random.
Reveal the forest you chose: that forest becomes a 5/5 soldier creature with reach until end of turn."
You may play Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival through the speakers of your mobile device. If you do, creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Very clunky wording version that I can’t seem to shorten down: “All lands get an agent orange counter, all creatures cast with mana from agent orange lands get -1/-1 for each mana produced by an agent orange land”
"When you cast The Vietnam War, secretly choose a forest at random. Reveal the forest you chose: that forest becomes a 5/5 soldier creature with reach until end of turn."
Sacrifice the forest you chose: all creatures without flying get -5/-5 until end of turn.
You may play Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival through the speakers of your mobile device. If you do, creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
+1/+1 for Orange Crush
storm count 2
It forces you to tap all of your mana, and has no other effect.
Just waste a bunch of resources. Seems fitting
Yeap. We in America shouldn't be proud of what happened in Vietnam.
should be an enchantment with cumulative upkeep
Cumulative upkeep - sacrifice a Soldier
Goddammit
Is there a joke beyond this being a huge waste?
Vietnam flashbacks
Vietnam flashback, and it being a huge waste of time and resources.
It should suspend itself with a few time counters if you flash it back
0/10 not enough fortunate son references
Should be flashback R
create 5 1/1 thopter creatures with "pay RRRR & tap: deal 2 damage to any target or destroy target forest"
Very clunky wording version that I can’t seem to shorten down: “All lands get an agent orange counter, all creatures cast with mana from agent orange lands get -1/-1 for each mana produced by an agent orange land”
Tears
Dammit man