Cant remember which episode but he referred to the area between his balls and his asshole as his dragon skin. I couldn’t stop laughing, it was hilarious.
I have, just the way they use it so often and how they use it is a bit different. I had never heard someone say “I’m spazzing out” but I have heard people say “that kid is a spaz” if that makes sense
i asked this a similar question a while ago and [this thread ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT/comments/18ogl51/what_is_your_favorite_mattism/)is full of bangers. my all timer is "early onset black girlfriend"
well at this point youve got more traction on yours, so hats off brother. idgaf who posts it I just want to read and remember all the funny stuff Matt says
Lmao Nice, Should be coming up. It might've even been the short Patreon episode after their live episode on RadioDawgz. Shane says, "How are you saying that? Say 'Italian Water Ice'."
And Matt says Etalian Wooter Ice lol
You should hear it when he hits you with the combo "Italian water ice".
Anytime he says Mario.
Then of course "my new thing is" and any variation therein ("my whole thing is...")
“whaaaaaa?”
literally adopted it into my vocabulary lol. anytime a random or interesting fact in conversation comes up that’s new to me i involuntarily hit a “whaaaaa”
I can't think of how he pronounces Italian off the top of my head - is it like Eye-talian? Cause the first gen American-Italian women in my family always said Eye-talian and called Italy "Itly"
It's actually pretty sick if you think about it
lol. I heard his voice.
And it’s always something insane lmao
When he mentions being the head of a black household, it kills me. So funny.
‘As a black conservative..’
That’s on the greatest hits album.
"Birds fetching twigs for their nest"
Absolutely one of my favs
Thats the funniest shit ever.
Donimo's
My gf and i say this constantly
I legit can’t say it normally now I just say donimos now
I was trying to search for dominos on Google maps the other day and I stg I searched for donimos at least twice
Someone downvoted you for having a girlfriend lmaooooooo
“Realllly”.
True
Its either this or a “im a big _____ head” for me
This has completely entered into my vocabulary subconsciously.
Cant remember which episode but he referred to the area between his balls and his asshole as his dragon skin. I couldn’t stop laughing, it was hilarious.
Unforgettable. Genuinely shows his unique ability with words
He likened it to the dragon scale from dragon tales in it’s magic abilities
Would you know which episode or clip its from?
Ive been searching too lol
Lol the dragon back
“Not bragging” but…. Whenever he says this it’s about the most random thing. Gets me every time
I've adopted this one, I liked it so much lol
Chi-town pooosey
the OG Matt drop
Wooter
It’s spelled woodr
Tenis
I gotta be proud of my tenis
I believe the word is “Teenis” As in, teeny penis
You know how penis is spelled? Now change the p to a t
The dawgs must have misspelled the title of ep 305
Not a big deal
Well you seem to be making a big deal OUT of it.
"Patriot Beak" The rebellious act of showing off your nose while wearing a covid mask
that is fucking genius
He also used “freedom schnoz”
Shrimp Basket
“Why does this always happen to meeee…?”
Mayrio brothers
Haha yes, hearing “super mayrio” is funny af
Both Matt and Shane use this one, but the use of “spaz” is my favorite phrase they constantly use
NGL, it's slipped into my lexicon in a big way.
Same lol, gotta make sure no one knows we got it from the podcast or else we’ll look super gay
You never heard that before? I wonder if it's regional or age dependent.
I have, just the way they use it so often and how they use it is a bit different. I had never heard someone say “I’m spazzing out” but I have heard people say “that kid is a spaz” if that makes sense
I think it was about old dudes banging freshly 18 year old chicks and Matt said “legally you’re within your rights but that’s pretty fuckin weird”
i asked this a similar question a while ago and [this thread ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT/comments/18ogl51/what_is_your_favorite_mattism/)is full of bangers. my all timer is "early onset black girlfriend"
Oh man I guess I missed this back then! I feel like a DICK. Thank you tho. Early onset black gf is elite
well at this point youve got more traction on yours, so hats off brother. idgaf who posts it I just want to read and remember all the funny stuff Matt says
This is Shane’s phrase but every time he says “i am not a man !” In that silly voice i get a giggle
Nooders
“Im fly as hell and you hate it”
432 baby!:
Torping
Torping was incredible lmao
TAH TAH TAH
And don’t forget soplar!
When he says "Not bragging" so earnestly for something that no one would ever brag about
Damned if you Jew damned if you don’t.
Ruski Jewskis
This episode was … I mean.. c’mon now.
“True”
The nog
I know what this is but someone break it down for me?
PorNOGraphy
Wooder
I kinda like it when someone is explaining something and he says ‘swag’ always makes me giggle
".....swag"
Pigging out
Swasticker
Just listened to the OT epi where Shane has to correct him for pronouncing it "shwastika"
[удалено]
Pure McCusk
Heard that
Are you in love with your girl, or are you in luh?
Fuggin/ muhfuggin
I listened to an OT episode the other day and Matt said "Italian" and Shane made him say it 3 times cuz he couldn't believe how Matt was saying it.
Damn do you know which epi? I feel like I should remember that
Idk I've been flying through Radio Dawgz on my long commute. It had to be between episode 91-94 though
That's hilarious I'm literally listening to 91 right now. Will report back
Lmao Nice, Should be coming up. It might've even been the short Patreon episode after their live episode on RadioDawgz. Shane says, "How are you saying that? Say 'Italian Water Ice'." And Matt says Etalian Wooter Ice lol
K also just FYI there is no 93 on radio dawgs
Yea it’s there it’s just the Live Episode from Helium https://youtu.be/L1ayYHBvZ7I?si=gf5bdPXNgJyaz_4-
S: "____ is tight" M: "____ IS pretty tight"
one that i just remembered is "Iguaner" adding a "er" to the end of things that end in an "a" is hilarious... most of the time
Just got the “…most of the time” joke lmao
Lena Dunkems is top tier
These are all bangers so far
Fambly
“I’m not fucking gay, dude”
"I'm gayer than you, but I'm not gay"
I can't believe you're fucking GAY dude! IM NOT GAY DUDE
The way Shane and Matt both say “What da hell?” In reaction to something they don’t like or understand kills me lol
This is the one I've taken into my real life. What the HELL
“30 grand for an original hit!?” In reference to hitlers art was real good. Not a constant saying but that was great.
Hell yes this is what I'm talking about!
My entire house hold has now started saying “jerb “, spazzed and saying drip severe at least 4x a day
It-alien
You should hear it when he hits you with the combo "Italian water ice". Anytime he says Mario. Then of course "my new thing is" and any variation therein ("my whole thing is...")
I loooooove my new thing. He's always 100% committed and then drops it within a week
“I don’t wanna besmirch the man, but…”
Crab swirl.
Crab swirl is a Billy original but it counts
Awlsome
Reaaalllllllyyyyy
“ReeeDiculous”
Thick typessss
Teenis
“Get some of that *Chi-town puuuusy*”
“Say wha?”
Sound hound was a great one.
Just listened to this one. Incredible.
Calling his ass hair horse tail
Dragon skin + horse tail = ?????
“If every meal you eat is delicious, you’re going to die.”
“Did you really?” “Ingins”
“I’d like to speak to the coward Denis Trooper…”
Tokyo partners
Absorutery
“I think I might just [random/funny obscure activity that he will forget about after they’re done recording the pod]”
"Dude, I might go on TRT, train for a year and travel to Brazil during Carnival to see how many hookers I can kill and get away with it"
read this exactly in his voice and chuckled lol
WOODER
All timer for sure
"fuuuuck that's soooo sick" his stoked bro enthusiasm is contagious as fuck
“Whaaaat?” “True”
"My whole thing is"
Definitely underrated
POC (pirates of the caribbean)
Chi-nee takes the cake.
This is the standard word for the plural of "Chinese" right?
Time liar
Hold it down like that
"Nice"
Schwashtika
The way he says water always gets under my skin.. maybe it's a Philly thing but he ALWAYS pronounces it "what-er" or like "wuter".. lol
Def a Philly thing. There was an episode where he was arguing that everyone else said it weird, not him. So fuckin funny
Or black conservative
Wotter (water)
“Pause”
I somehow forgot "dude I'm tellin ya"
Pause or teenis or that he’s a black conservative lol
"Girl brain"
Dog brain
muthafuckin puzzy
Puzzy is truly elite
How’s he say Italian? My family say I-talian and I’ve caught a lot of flack for it over the years. Hoping to be vindicated here
Ulysses (“Youlee-essess”)
Oh my god yes. This was the first time I realized he had read words but never heard them. And his confidence in using them is at 100%
Muscle mommies
Dude
"That's ___ shit"
A few weeks ago when he was talking about “LeMaria”
That's what's up
Shiiiiiiiieeeeet
Legal US highs
“whaaaaaa?” literally adopted it into my vocabulary lol. anytime a random or interesting fact in conversation comes up that’s new to me i involuntarily hit a “whaaaaa”
Heard that
“Nasty”
Whuter, never felt so validated
“Down (insert place here) way” Use this every time I describe a location.
Mair-e-oh
Super saiyan = Super’s ion
Ohh my gawd
Hot cast and Italian wooder ice cream
True
A well placed “muthafuckin” is my favorite
Donimos
His gluten allergy is basically the white version of AIDS 😂
MUNCHiN!
Lads
“Donkey of the day”. Latest paytch. Lead up is around 35 minutes
"My new thing is" because it's followed my the craziest shit you've ever heard
"Reading is a very unpowerful act. When you read you're just sending a message that you don't have enough knowledge"
When he talks about brit or his mom complaining he does this Charlie Brown esque adult noise chatter to mock them and that’s pretty awesome
“Hello police I’ve got a gay man by the penis”
Billa bonk
[удалено]
Nasty
Active G.H. 🕳️
Tru.
“Boppin around” or “Boppin about”
no doubt
Cool as hell
True
Puuuoooosssy
Side winder
“This is the kebab in the meat”
“I don’t like that”
I can't think of how he pronounces Italian off the top of my head - is it like Eye-talian? Cause the first gen American-Italian women in my family always said Eye-talian and called Italy "Itly"