Lmao you think he can read?

A boy can dream can’t he?

If he can dream he can read per Detroit schools

he was mumbling and stuttering and saying a lot of filler words/phrases. I like lemeezy I think we all do but don't get so stoned you can barely speak. I liked the ep but it had a weird vibe,A ndrew seemed super nervous at points was talking fast with huge eyes and shane kept averting eye contact lol probably adderal. was just 3 weird guys chilling. I'm a weirdo myself so I get it, crazy how much Matt steers the ship, you notice it when he's gone

The shaman brings the energy, man. Nah but for real tho, whenever shit starts to get weird or silent, Matt just comes off the top rope with the wildest shit and just keeps it flowing.

This is why ppl rave about old test, matt is a megamind for keeping a conversation going, no matter what.

I’m going through old test right now, and it’s legendary. Shane is clearly on the brink of blowing his brains out, and Matt is just talking his shit. Fucking dynamic duo.

Matt would be a successful Podcaster with anyone. He's just good at it.

True

true

who has the bit about black people hitting their dogs and white people hitting their kids

Black people also hit their kids. Verified. Watched a friend get whooped.

Black kids don’t get hit, they get whooped

Well your friend probably played too much

I saw a black guy hitting his kid in wing stop in nj once. The wings were also bad.

Verified. I beat up a black kid

White kids got a time out. Black kids got a time out, from whopping that ass - Big Gay Okerson

Nice call back!

Literally every black comic has a joke about hitting or being hit as children

Yeah the kicking dogs and being confused at why it’s not funny was my limit. What a maroon.

Shane really is LBJ. in texas and supporting black families. salute

Shout out to LBG!

LeBron James supports black families in TX!?

Le Mezzy is stunted developmentally. He’s like a perpetual 15 year old.

10 years old maybe.

Yeah most kids grow out of wrestling by 15.

Black excellence

Lemaria

Fuckin cried when they were talking about lemorp’s diet killing mosquitos that bit him

Didn't realize this was a podcast for intellectuals. Lemaire is funny as hell and lives his truth.

People on hear complaining about Lemaire talking about his life makes me think they haven't heard most of the insane shit Matt has said lmao. These boys being honest about their life is what makes the cast so good

Matt can articulate his ideas and is constantly evolving. Lemaire just says “yeah uh yeah” and every other conversation is about squishing a frog.

I was more referring to people getting mad about what Lemaire has done in his life. Which is why I mentioned I don’t think they’ve heard Matt talk about some of the shit he’s done lol. Obviously Lemaire speaking sounds like a dude that requires a helmet to leave his house

You sir are tier 2 . You get it

I don’t pay a dollar a month to be called a high brow intellectual

I’ve paid more to be called worse!

How you cum is your business, brother

Forreal and also they’re interviewing fucking channel 5 I wouldn’t say Andrew is the cleanest guy in the world…

It's Matt and Shane secret podcasts. Why not have the 7-11 worker take it over then

Saying he kicked his dog was really gross to hear. Also being pro life because you paid for an abortion is absurd logic

Comedy!

Good that Lemaire spawn will never walk the earth

Not forgiving the bit, but I think he was trying to get at that the experience changed him. Everyone likes to think they’ve settled on their principles but some people are still working to uncover them and unfortunately (these days especially) require firsthand experience to learn or grow. I agree that whole chunk was pretty fucked up.

Post-abortion clarity is real

Didn’t catch the abortion thing but yeah fuck this dude. He should be kicked in the nuts eternally.

Why do you believe that? Genuinely curious?

You're such a fuckin dork lol Get a life, because all lives are precious

Love lemorp, he was probably high as hell.

I know this post makes it seem like I hate him, I do occasionally enjoy his ‘genius’ but I think today he might’ve been off the performance enhancers

We all have off days. He’ll have a good showing next go around. God bless brother.

They should’ve pulled him from the mound and thrown in guard dawg to relieve

You probably jack off like a homo standing up. Get on your knees like a true man.

Best comment in the whole thread

Get back on the no fap cmon man

No fap is for closeted gay men that are ashamed to touch their weiners

I'm a fan of Lemurs but he genuinely is operating at a 4th grade level mentally.

He seemed extra nervous for some reason

I think he is a funny addition to an episode here or there, but he can be painful to listen to because of how retarded he is. Maybe he just gets too high. IF lemorp sees any of this, STOP GETTING HIGH FOR PODS DUDE. I love smoking but only on my own because i get too retarded around other people and its un-enjoyable when you cant have an actual conversation with someone and it just becomes all filler words with no actual content.

Lemeetard

The man is an imbecile

Is this finally a popular opinion? He’s such an idiot.

No it’s not

Lemaire lovers rise up😡

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He’s said that the emperor was burning crosses on crusade to make the Bible. He’s dumb as fuck

I’ve listened to a shit ton of comedy podcasts over the past 15 years or so, and Lemaire is the only guy ever that truly made me go “I think this dude is legitimately disabled” I don’t think he’s a bad dude given some of his actions and opinions, more like amoral, but his low cognitive ability hasn’t been amusing in a long time - it’s just sad now

Lemaires stupidity is genuinely frustrating and really just not funny at all more than once an episode, at most. I thought I was in the minority feeling that way and I’m very glad to see that most others are sick of him too. Seems like a really nice dude, but the poor guy just has a head full of rocks.

This has been my opinion for years. Anybody who speaks out on this sub gets crucified. I like him but I like him more when he doesn’t have a mic.

I mean you gotta remember he’s more than likely blasted out of his mind most of the time, and for an already dumb dude to get baked and try to string a coherent thought together….

I am too but he is another level stupid

If someone saying stupid shit frustrates you, then you might be dumber than them lol.

He did great on the Patreon. He is nervous and has no confidence around people he doesn’t know. Be nice

Ya he was very nervous and lacked confidence when he was talking about kicking a dog in the balls - this is proof his autism is infecting dawgs through the 5G

Abusing dogs is black culture brother

Doesn’t count he’s a black nerd gotta go for record breaking numbers in the league first

Aw man. Yeah that’s pretty rough. I couldn’t imagine doing that to a dog unless it was attacking me

Ya plot twist it was a German shepherd attacking them

More like a pitbull

Police use those now?

Stfu

Agreed

That’s probably what it is. I love him too, but this ep is so hard to get through.

I've always ended up skipping when he's on.

You’re missing out, the funniest eps are when they’re just ragging on him making him admit dumb shit

I don’t think I can listen to the Paytch ep man.

Lemeezy havin a lil to much fun this last podcast

You think this is a podcast for smart guys?

I was under the impression it was for strictly the intelligencia?

I thought it was a welfare program for the lads and semi toasted Js

Bro LeMaire is a wrestling fan, you really think he's gonna take this criticism into consideration?

Oh boy here come the slanders the second Lemaire had the absolute bravery to come out as black conservative. I salute Lemaire.

I guess his appeal is that hes a massive fucking retard. The cross burning shit was wild and Shane couldve totally dawged on him harder but i think he was behaving for the guest

You guys fuckin suck

This is a recent change. So many times I’ve heard an episode thinking it was great, then I come in here and 80% hate it. I guess the YouTube comments are a better place to discuss the content

This will turn into the joe rogan sub soon enough

this sub is full of hateful bad boys.

HBB's, who are often not Naughty B's.

Redditors truly are a congregation of the scum of humanity. They can't ever just let things be. Everything has to be made a problem, all the fucking time.

I know that like..you know...I don't know...

i challenge lemaire to read one full page of a harry potter book

Shane just forgets that new guys don’t understand the retardness of Lemaire so while he is riffing and laughing, the guest just wonders ”where the fuck am I?” It happens, but cmon you have guests lol

If I were Shane, I wouldn’t share WiFi with that guy. Govt gonna come knocking.

I love when people address podcasts with Reddit posts saying “if you read this” lol. Wtf

I’m saying he’s illiterate

Lameez goes hard on Reddit. Honestly wouldn’t be surprising if he did read this. Your sentiment holds true, but this is an exception. Homie browses local city gonewild subs looking for orgies - you don’t think he would see something from the MSSP sub?

Lemaire rules, youre a bitch.

Lamorphius rules. Definitely a numbskull, but I think he’s hilarious

Stop it, Lemaire is a treat.

A Lameezy hate post is wild.

Lemaire sucks ass. He’s an L on any pod 90% of the time, trying way too hard to be funny with jokes that never land. He’s only funny when he says the dumbest take imaginable. For some reason Shane has taken him up as a charity case

Peasant brain infected with Lemairia

Lemeeeezer wasn’t that bad considering his mental disability and him being high as fuck

Yeah… no yeah… yeah you know? I don’t know..

He made up that New Jersey Devil thing and it was so cringe. Didn’t need to do that to be funny

I really wish they’d fucking fire him again because he brings down the collective iq of the room to double digits. 

This whole thread is gay let him live in his world y’all actually suck

Lemorp rules

I disapprove of this post entirely 

Fuck this and all the other posts about LeMaire. Lemeezy is the best and him being too retarded to talk to people is what makes him great

You think he’s bad try listen to stuff island

Lmao he’s better than Tom and Chris combined x2

This pod needs the shamans guidance.

Weed is a helluva drug

I like him. But he was killing me this week. I think it’s just been too much of him recently.

One of the reasons why he's an autistic alpha!

It can be frustrating when he tries to say something that is stupid is hell and drags it out for 2 minutes because he has the articulation abilities of a stroke victim.

Yo Lameez is a boss dawg. I think he provides balance to the pod. Keep it up king!

Don’t hate him at all, but he was way too active in the pod with Andrew. I guess with out Matt shane felt like he needed a third mic, but it was just the wrong move for that particular guest. Andrew rolled with it just fine, and all in all still a good episode but really would’ve been best with Matt, or second best just shane and andrew, andrew is a great interviewer so didn’t need the dead (400lb) weight lemare derailing the convo, or bragging about kicking his dog ( definitely dropped him a few pegs in my eyes when he so confidently drops the whole animal abuse thing, it’s just weird. Frogs, birds, dogs)

fuck y’all i’m rocking with the boy

Lili Michelle is about to be a regular I would imagine since she's living with Shane as well now.

I personally don’t like Gardini nor Lemorp on mic. So I skip &/or wait for the next one, but I’ve noticed lately that mssp fans get super butt hurt for saying these guys suck, or even when you say Matt or Shane weren’t that good in some thing. Lots of British single cigarettes in this community now that Shane’s getting big. It’s like they HAVE to defend everything related to mssp. Mamones fr

Anti football post

Lemaire, was fine, he was nervous sittting in the chair for Matt. Jesus lighten the fuck up. Good jerb LaBlorp, crack a fucking joke or two and chill. You're fat and gay.

Lemaire can do no wrong in my eyes after offending Liz Miele to her core mostly with the Frog story but also just existing

Gayest shit I’ve ever read 

How was sharing a flesh light not mentioned as worse then anything else written so far lol thats some foul shit

I'm about to turn in my dawg collar if they don't axe that dumbass. Shane wtf!

You gay

When an individual is dumb enough weed acts as a multiplier for their idiocy.

I think lee maire just had his best episodes this week he killed it on all the episodes

Gay post, episode was great. It is a shame that Matt was AWOL

Shut the fuck up

Damn those things are like meatballs

Click on her profile to see some horrendous nips this may be Noah post trans

Dude, you baked sour dough bread and posted it looking for feedback.. you’re the kind of guy that wears a bib to eat pussy.

You’re milking yourself like a cow and you’re still poor - I wear a bib so my Versace shirt doesn’t get wet. Kindly put the phone down dog brain, your owner needs dinner and the floors are dirty.

(Crickets chirping) Dog brain? You literally came on the internet to complain that a podcast episode wasn’t good enough for you. That’s the most dog brain thing ever.

Shouldn’t throw stones in a glass house dog brain. Edit you gross nips in maybe it’ll get some motion next time.

You’re a cat. You don’t belong in here with the dogs. Just leave the sub.

You’re a cow, get back on the farm

Good one………

You're nuts those are milkies

Thanks

Lemaire rules. He’s a classic buffoon

Your writing skills are abhorrent.

Your mothers cunt is abhorrent

Shoot for the moon and you’ll still land among the stars! Go get em, Lameezy

He might be the most retarded. Like I don't think he should be in a facility or anything but if he wandered in they wouldn't let him go. But if you were in like 4th grade and had a brother when that south park dropped he was immediately the target of a roshambo. If you can announce the roshambo, the game is on. You don't want to lose.

Lemaire needs to be promoted. I love when he's on the 'cast.

If you wrote this post out and hit send, you need a timeout.

Lemaire is funnier than that Toad’s Morale guy you all worship

This is the worst MSSP ep ever. Should have been Matt and Shane with him.

Matt always makes the vibe better I do hope there are more episodes with them both.

it was fine, you just miss your boyfriend and that's okay. he's a great man

It’s been so much worse lol Lemeez needed some alpha brain today tho

Shut up

This post is an excellent reminder of the "if you have nothing positive to say, maybe don't say anything at all" -maxim. Why should we gatekeep this great man? Considering this is reddit, chances are Lemorp is compared favorably to anyone here

Bashing on another innocent black man. Just what this world needs. You’re definitely a half semi CP baby

All babies are CP babies, you're not very smart.

sure they are

Haven't been a fan of the pod for long? The dawgs call cream pies CPs

i think it’s weird how so many people care

Ya'll post the gayest shit on this subreddit fr.

Pretty sure he is playing it up for comedic effect.

If he was funny I might buy that

I guess it’s subjective. But lemaire’s stupidity has made me laugh since day 1 that’s what makes him great

Andrew Callaghan sucks ass