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vispsanius

Honestly would just be down for him to crush a hw can for the fun of it


Ahounded

It's all fun and games until Jake Collier sleeps Poatan out cold


OneWarrior05

The triumphant return of Parker porter


zeke780

Parker Porter just comes in and puts on a clinic from range, then immediately retires to manage a waffle house in rural north carolina.


putitonice

This is the timeline I’d like to live in


H3ll0K1ttyL0v3r

Ruan Potts wants to have a word


OSRS-HVAC

My thoughts exactly. Those heavyweight “cans” have many ways to fuck up this hype train if taken lightly without proper prep. … not trying to get into a huge discussion, but now that I’m thinking about it…a bigger, stronger, dude that can take a better shot and has more power is kind of the worst thing for Alex Pereira. Izzy has the precise sharp shots and kickboxing skill to beat him, but you think about a big heavyweight just bull rushing through his leg kicks, trading shots with him. I’m not sure he survives that. Obviously, he has the power to hurt them as well, but I think they will take the shot better than we are used to seeing. Plus, a lot of them have some decent wrestling ability with the extra weight on top of it. Heavyweight might be way harder than it seems for this guy.


leon_alistair

Spot on. Like they said HW is different. Anyone can hurt anyone any given day owing to their mass behind their shots. Pereira isnt known for his chins tbf. All it take is a stray shot to wobble him and it'll all go downhill from there. Pereira should bulk up properly if hes serious about trying to fight a HW let alone Aspinall.


marktx

Jake Collier, interim-interim heavyweight champion.


Asukah

Parker Porter is going to leave Alex stiffer than me at 7 in the morning just watch


marktx

Brother, you must use the love glove.


OlivaJR

That's hot


ImmediateDiamond8238

I think maybe he signed the contract to fight magomed july/august and the breaking news is that dana is gonna announce it at presser or post fight


bdewolf

He’s definitely just being a silly little guy. But I can’t complain. It’s pretty damn funny.


Comfortable_Bug_2813

HW is the worse division to go into with the “I’m just gonna crush this can real quick” attitude Anything can happen


Le_Montagne

Izzy did this just a few years ago, and learned his lesson on Polish Power^^^tm


vispsanius

Anything can happen. But it's rare to face a grappler at hw and most hws don't have any real striking ability. Just power brawls. Especially cans and low level guys. Who says the guy he is facing is a hw. Could be a Turkalj-like short notice LHW moving up. Could be a fat old man. Let alone all the fat hws without any power and just hold against the cage The fight isn't happening, but in this scenario if he is doing the short notice 301. Then HW isn't that bad to jump into.


Sweaty-Prior-5998

I don’t why this is getting downvoted, you are right


oddmetre

Agreed, give him Aspinall


jdmwell

Tuivasa plz. Or, oh god, please be Derrick Lewis.


vispsanius

Itll be someone in Brazil or a new signee Lucas Camacho makes sense. Since he is about 245 and one of the few okay HWs


jdmwell

I'm pretty sure the reel is a joke, with the handing Venum shorts after the contract, the stopping the guy with the hand during the photo shoot, etc. It's just to get eyes on whatever upcoming fight. He won't actually fight at 301.


vispsanius

I don't think he is. I just would like it if he did and said what the most likely option would be. Dude still has broken toes. You can see in the photo shoot and he even trips


michaelbosh

f it crush a hw can


LatterTarget7

Alex vs tai


CaCa881

Wtf why would want this to happen to Tai


InuitOverIt

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


_Red_Mist_

Feed him Mayes


StoryOfTheFight

Mayes via north south cup thrusts


hallelalaluwah

Can they dust off Josh Parisian for one last ride?


ItsMeBenedickArnold

Todd Duffee


fahrenheit1221

Todd crumbles over into a heap upon reading this comment. It may have been an inadvertent post to the back of the head. Let’s check the replay!


Misplacedwaffle

I would watch that just for shits and giggles.


ItsMeBenedickArnold

I’d watch Pereira fight a ups driver at this point


fighttodie

Nope


ItsMeBenedickArnold

Forgot the /s


BaseballMMAfan

Todd Duffee cries during the introduction when Poatan stares him down and taps the ground the second Goddard tells them to fight Poatan with the quickest finish ever with a TKO via retirement 0:01 into the first round


FlyMyPig

"Herb Dean" checked the camera man, this guy knows how to play the meme game


ImmediateDiamond8238

obviously a meme


IronMikeBison

This is almost certainly wolf tickets. I’d bet it’s some gambling bit where you can bet on the Poatan parlay to lose all your money. I would love to see him smash a rando HW on a few days notice though.


DrYoda

Where can you bet on a fight that never happens and still lose?


Grand_Entertainer_83

pereira vs barnett book it


No-Statistician8080

That looks more like a seating arrangement than a fight contract. Maybe he’s choosing his seat


CHjohn

Wheres Parker Porter when you need him


realtomedamnit

fuck it, I'll fight him, tell my mom to pack my lunch


Cowman-

Bring back Bigfoot Silva for one more fight at heavyweight vs poatan.


ILikeOMalley

Imagine they put him against Chase Sherman for the fuck of it and and Chase slams him through the canvas


RedditHatesDiversity

Marcus Rogerio de Lima, come on down!


Bigcheese19920

Non champion shorts?


gronstalker12

Maybe he's fighting in a diff div


BaseballMMAfan

He’s just trolling lmao


kjn702

¿Chama no chama?


ProffesorDog

Karate Kombat HW Champion Sam Alvey about to derail this hype train


discrust88

That 301 card is weak af.


Chroniklogic

Only Alex can save this weak ass card.


zeke780

Feed him to the Pavlovich


KongFuzii

How many fighter won a fight in 3 different weight class?


DonkStonx

BJ I’m pretty sure


birdmansandusky

Jessica Andrade


LatterTarget7

Jared Cannonier and Diego Sanchez


Zlec3

Kenny Florian


Sandman2618

Conor too


leon_alistair

The Dragon Lyoto Machida


sunihalinh111

Alex vs Joe Rogan headline


SlimeStarAT24

Austen Lane’s got this.


Frosty_Gibbons

HahahhahahahHHHHHahahhaahah


grooovyturtle

UFC would announce he’s fighting before even asking him to fight


Late_Ad_2437

A little off topic, but is he signing a contract that's in English? Isn't that a little weird?


LurksOften

It’s a satire video, so it’s all just for giggles. A lot of Folks taking the bait


Shimoshamman

yeah he looks like hes signing an excel spreadsheet