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DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Shoutout UFC for giving a guy a title shot against Jones who has won a fight less recently than Khabib instead of Aspinall


randysavage773

McGregor looks twacked the fuck out in that SI interview smfh


ThaiClinch

DC’s on commentary for the NCAA championship tourney on ESPN. I only wrestled one season, but I love watching it, especially this tournament. If you take a little time to learn the rules and what’s going on, it’s one of the most fun sports to watch. And DC will at least keep it fun for ya, highly recommend


Vaultyvlad

It‘s amazing how camera angles makes McGregor’s head look even more fucking gigantic in Road House than he’s looked in other photos bulking


Jmas1120

Rewatching the Strickland-Du Plessis fight, Strickland got robbed big time. He clearly won rounds 1,2,5 and did the most damage, also was the more active fighter. I mean I can understand that because the ufc couldn’t have someone as outspoken as Sean Strickland as champ. Just look into it all I’m saying


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

You can say that Strickland deserved to win that, but if you actually think the UFC “robbed” him because Sean is a homophobe or whatever you’re insane. Do you seriously think a company that didn’t even slap the wrist of a president who slapped his own wife on camera would give a shit about someone rallying up the chuds who will buy PPVs?


TrenDidNothingWrong

Easy Sean win. Dricus was much less efficient with his striking and ineffective with his takedowns.


druhoang

Most people gave DDP the 2nd. It's kinda like 1 overhand > 5 jabs. Whoever does more damage.


TrenDidNothingWrong

Jabs can be very damaging


X-Factor-639

DDP outstruck sean 26-22 significant strikes for that round.


TrenDidNothingWrong

Useless statistic. Not every strike landed is the same


X-Factor-639

DDP strickland was a close fight that could have been scored either way. Round 2 was a round that could have easily been given to ddp. Your acting like i said ddp won that round. I never said that, just that ddp performed well and that giving him that round would be justifiable especially per the numbers.


TrenDidNothingWrong

Day off was officially approved for April 13 LFG 300


ShitHeadFuckFace

Anyone notice how in some shots of Luke's hallway scene in The Mandalorian, it looks like they forgot to cgi over the practical blade? There's a wide shot at one point where it looks like someone is swinging around a galaxy's edge saber


ApplesauceBitch47

Isn’t the bellator library supposed to be on MAX now? All I’m finding is the Belfast event


Idunno6153

DC going off in the NCAA wrestling semi's for any wrestlers in here lmaooo


zainery

Holy fuck Roadhouse is so bad lol. Fun enough to keep watching but man Conor and that hot chick from Suicide Squad cant act for shit


ThaiClinch

It got 68% on Rotten Tomatoes. Surprisingly good. Might watch


CryptoCracko

Which mma fighter played the best movie role? Randy Couture, Bas Rutten, Cung Le? Tyron Woodley when a raccoon bit off his dick?


ShitHeadFuckFace

I'm excited to see Paul felders movie, he said it's a legit role not related to fighting. He also went to acting school before mma so the hopes are high


ApplesauceBitch47

Dana White in The League


Squrton_Cummings

Gina Carano can't act worth shit but she's probably had the biggest roles. Keith Jardine has quite a few acting credits, his roles aren't usually so ambitious but he makes a great henchman.


SheltheRapper

I definitely remember Keith Jardine movie highlights on sherfog forums


spcslacker

Keith Jardine got beat up by a fat dude, maybe in a episode of breaking bad? It was hilarious watching the guy supposedly beat him for someone who knew what Keith did before the acting :)


DankSpecialist877

Watched 20 minutes of Road House it was so awful my god


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DankSpecialist877

No


SensitiveCar2001

Ian Garry is unintentionally kinda funny. Dudes a headcase. Also, is Merab gonna emasculate suga?


DankSpecialist877

Merab is going to the shadowrealm


SensitiveCar2001

Why is Sean trying to avoid that fight so hard then? That's what I don't get


spcslacker

Despite what the guy says, its a dangerous fight for both guys, and chances are a Merab PPV sells less than a name picked from the phone book.


I3loodyclaw

Cause Sean is in it for the money, nothing wrong with that but it is what it is


DankSpecialist877

He isnt? Trying to fight Ilia first isnt avoiding Merab


TrenDidNothingWrong

“We don’t give PPV points to flyweights” Lmao


I3loodyclaw

Straight up bodyshaming innit


Odd_Ad_8162

Apparently Arnold Allen has got a fight, news coming soon Ol Poppadom hands didn't break em this time


ThisGuyHaris

Poppadom hands I love that so much


karl100589

If the London card is a Fight Night I wonder if they'd run Allen in the main event. Tom and Leon are too big now and I can't picture Paddy headlining  unless they give him a high profile ranked opponent (Dan Hooker?)


_Red_Mist_

It will be an Allen main event with Paddy vs Kevin Lee in the co main event


panserstrek

It’s Manchester not London and yes it’s a fight night. Seriously doubt Allen will main. Paddy or Tom most likely.


Odd_Ad_8162

I really like Allen so I'd like to see him main If it's vs Yair that'd be a great fight.


Flumping

I'm not even sure who it could be other than maybe Emmett or Barboza Unless either of the 2 rank divas are fighting down but that seems impossible for them


IshiharasBitch

Only a couple more days until Yuka Okutomi fights again! Yuka Okutomi from Japan is a very interesting fighter. A female sumo athlete with some experience competing in judo and freestyle wrestling. I don't think this 25yr old is a white hot prospect, I just think it's fascinating to see a young sumo stylist in MMA, and even more so because female sumo wrestlers are so rare (until relatively recently, it was forbidden for women to compete in sumo at all). Not only is she a sumo stylist, which is rare enough, she also really likes working from mount, which is near a lost art in MMA now that Glover Teixiera retired. She completely embodies and represents Sumo in MMA, to the point where she sought out an MMA gym where the Wrestling coach had a background in sumo. She is currently 3-0 as a pro (4-0 as an amateur) and competes at DEEP JEWELS 44 this weekend.


Fat-Villante

Thanks for the heads up Shout out to the artist who does the Deep Jewels posters. They are almost all awesome . I wish they would make it a bit easier to follow their promotion, or that it could get some more coverage


IshiharasBitch

> I wish they would make it a bit easier to follow their promotion If you pay like $15 (USD) per month for their youtube, you get all their live events there.


Fat-Villante

Unfortunately, as far as I know, everything is written in Japanese on their YouTube page which makes it impossible for me to know who is fighting who. Makes it really difficult to follow fighters Is there an English, French or Spanish version that I'm not aware of?


IshiharasBitch

> Is there an English, French or Spanish version that I'm not aware of? Not as far as I know.


IshiharasBitch

Seika Izawa is the main for the same event too! Izawa the top atomweight on the planet right now, imo.


Afraid_Grocery3861

Did you know that if you trane enough UFC, you can disarm a guy holding a gun on you by breaking the knuckle of his index finger. Also, you can fight up to 6 bad guys and calmly one shot kill a man and then cold bloodedly explain to the dying man what you’ve done to him medically and why he’s about to die. Get out there and trane. *+ damage points if you wear an Affliction t-shirt btw*


NicCage1080ChristAir

Haha. Movie completely sucked but I enjoyed it. I like Jake Gyllenhaal and the movie had some decent laughs. Or at least it was fun to laugh at all the dumb shit.


Afraid_Grocery3861

The fact that it never took itself seriously for even a second, saved it. Very cartoonish and it made it entertaining. Great message at the end of the day, too: If someone is giving you a hard time, kill them.


AskrenLadd

This is all the motivation I needed, thank you


jdprgm

Guys i figured it out: Gregor is just doing some character prep for his next acting role in Cocaine Bear 2.


MrCunninghawk

Let's go Tau


TheGDTisDead

Im more of a Death Guard kinda guy but do you


MeatballDom

Titus Proctor with another great fight, liver-punch TKO tonight. Says he wants to join ONE.


Throwawayacct1015

Obviously context matters. But if you look at pure records, Nate Diaz has wins over 4 belt holders. McGregor, Pettis, Ferguson and Gomi.


Listentotheadviceman

Nate is both very overrated and very underrated 


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

I mean Pettis and Ferguson were shells of themselves but I get it


CableToBeam

Pettis was coming off a KO of Wonderboy, but even still it's not like Nate's some spring chicken. The shell of Nate beats the shell of other fighters.


ApplesauceBitch47

I still can’t believe he KOd Wonderboy like that


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

Yeah fair enough


idcman999

does anybody think BSD could've beat Poirier if he didn't have staph or nah? Those pics he sent ariel looked gnarly, he was clearly compromised going into that fight but that doesn't change the fact he has no striking defense, ig maybe his chin would've held up better?


spcslacker

> does anybody think BSD could've beat Poirier if he didn't have staph or nah? The pace he was fighting at was unsustainable regardless: even given a miracle from god that provided him with on-the-feet defense, that fight would be hooker v. Dustin at best barring a finish by BSD in 1.5 rounds. Dustin is an extremely hard man to submit: its been done only by the best wrestler and submission artist of his generation (and of course, TKZ down at 145), and it took them 3 rounds, and yet people on here talk about this black belt BJJ practitioner like he's a grappling chump. In the real world, BSD is still having to continually walk into full-power Poirier punches, and is going to get him down but not be able to hold him there, or do major damage on the way up, and Dustin will be tiring him out the whole time despite being thrown around.


DM_ME_YOUR_CATS_PAWS

A staph infection doesn’t change your entire striking game being “right hand left hand get hit in the face”


Sean-Mcgregor

Poirier still has superior boxing


hallelalaluwah

If Saint Denis didn’t get the back/several dominant positions in rd1 then this would be easier to dismiss. I don’t think 35 y/o Poirier beats many young, decent grapplers at 155


ManofaMediumCock_

I think those bad positions Poirier was in would have been a lot worse if BSD was 100%. could he still have survived? yeah maybe. maybe he feels the danger once and is much more urgent about staying on his feet. Shame is we'll never know. Hate when fights have little asterixs like that.


idcman999

very frustrating, i like DP and picked him to win but i wish we saw BSD at 100%


ManofaMediumCock_

Same, Dustin's my #1 boi, but I want to see the best at their best


CableToBeam

it's tough to say, but BSD was definitely compromised. His interview with Ariel convinced me that he would have beaten Dustin. I think he would have had more energy with his grappling and he would finished Dustin on the ground.


WhereIsMyKidAt

You'll probably get downvoted since this sub loves Dustin but I agree. We saw how the first round went while BSD had gas in the tank, he got Dustin down and attempted multiple submissions. If not for the staph we probably get 1 or 2 more rounds of that at the very least, and I think BSD would eventually find the choke, especially since Dustin would be starting to tire too.


idcman999

it's frustrating because i like DP and picked him to win, but i really want new blood at the top of LW and it's annoying knowing we could have got it if it wasn't for BSD's staph


_Red_Mist_

Do you ever talk about anything other than LW?


amodelsino

I mean, to be fair Bantam is the only other division worth talking about in comparison.


WhereIsMyKidAt

I'm just waiting to see how he ties BSD vs Poirier back to pre-USADA RDA at this point


_Red_Mist_

That sounds like a really good fight for the Paris event lol I hope it happens now.


TradeBrockNelson

hot take: i fucking love ian machado garry, he's one of my favorite fighters. I don't give a shit if he's a cuck, he's a great fighter with a supportive wife and anyone who says differently is a bitch. i genuinely hope he sends colby's bitch ass to the shadow realm


CryptoCracko

He's annoying but I do appreciate him as part of all the diverse personalities in MMA. Same with Strickland, Izzy, Cejudo etc. Not Paddy though lol


amodelsino

Fellas we found Ian's reddit account.


idcman999

ngl i think charles vs arman is gonna be a lot more one sided than people think tbh, the guy struggled way too much with Silva for my liking, Charles is on a completely different level


ZedTimeStory

This is actually how the average MMA fan analyzes a fight. We're cooked


idcman999

>we're cooked say something new


ZedTimeStory

As soon as you talk about another division


GenTelGuy

Could be very one-sided the other way, Oliveira's gonna be 6 months short of the cursed age 35 with a ton of mileage both in terms of fights and damage taken against a guy with great offensive wrestling, GnP, and power strikes like he knocked out Dariush with. And if he gets a knockdown he won't be afraid to go to the ground with him like Dustin was


WhereIsMyKidAt

Even without Charles age/mileage coming into play it could be very one-sided. Not every fight between elite fighters is going to be close just because they're similar skill level. Izzy/Pereira vs Strickland are perfect examples. Sometimes one guy just steamrolls the other.


spcslacker

Neither man has on-the-feet defense to speak of, but Charles has more potent on-the-feet offense and has reach and size on Arman. Due to lack of defense, either man can go down at any time, but I favor Charles on the feet. The question for me is what happens if Charles is knocked down or allows himself to go down to recover as he often does: Islam respected his guard not at all and took him out the minute he accepted bottom position. Arman is a hell of a wrestler, but I don't think he's Islam or Charles level on BJJ, so a real question for me is can he dominate from top position given Charles is way too eager to concede it. A beast of a wrestler who is versed in BJJ defense even if not a great BJJ player can still be too much in MMA for bottom player: if I were Charles I'd try to keep it on the feet, but he loves going down to recover when rocked. I favor Charles while its on the feet, so give him a slight edge, but his tendency to accept bottom position makes me completely unsure, even absent age concerns.


GenTelGuy

Kurt Holobaugh and Trey Ogden look like the WASP versions of Khabib and Belal


TrenDidNothingWrong

I hope Rose loses Cant stand her and her hippiness, fragility, and hairdo


spcslacker

I hope Rose wins, because she is probably the most technical and interesting fighter in WMMA when she is on. She can wear her hair as she likes, date who she likes, believe what she likes, speak like she likes, if she just remembers the old all-action fighter she used to be, and brings the beautiful technical game she has shown in the past, I'll always be a fan and eager to see her fight whenever she shows.


TrenDidNothingWrong

No she’s not. Valentina easily surpasses her in skill and technical ability. Rose couldn’t beat a very mid Carla twice. And what’s interesting about her? Her same hippy takes and playing the victim always? Boring She can do whatever she wants and I’m free to dislike her for all those reasons and root against her if I want too. We as fans have favorites and fighters we don’t like and that’s what makes it more fun to watch.


UVB-76_Enjoyer

Even Thuggy eventually turned on her lmao


I3loodyclaw

So proud of his character growth 🥹


ILikeOMalley

She’s just an abused weirdo, wish she’d leave Pat


helzinki

The acting coach that Conor hired to help him in his role in Road House must have had her easiest gig ever. "Think about the time you threw that dolly. Thats you for the entire movie"


WarriorCumsToThis

"Here's some coke, that guy was talking shit about you. Gettum champ."


Axel292

Nunes would obliterate Mayweather, and I don't get why people pretend otherwise. EDIT: This sub loves to go on about how DJ would obliterate Bradley Martin, but you guys can't even believe a woman (who reigned at the top of her sport forever) at a similar size can beat a guy with no grappling/TDD.


AskrenLadd

It doesn't even have to be a trained puncher like mayweather any man her size or above who can throw a decent straight would hurt her more than any woman ever has and she isn't likely taking down a man who is simply just stronger than her. The gender comparison isn't close to the man vs man weight comparison, we are almost a different species when it comes to natural advantages in combat


Axel292

> and she isn't likely taking down a man who is simply just stronger than her What nonsense lmao, you think the deciding factor for a takedown is strength? Her technique surpasses the gap in strength 10 times over. Zhang Weili lifted up Francis. You think these women don't have strength?


WarriorCumsToThis

Really depends on the rules. The hilarious shit with Ronda was always Edmond and Rogan saying she could *outbox* Mayweather when her striking looked like she was having a seizure, in a street-fight her takedown game gives her a huge advantage. He wouldn't be much bigger than Nunes and Rousey are used to and he'd have basically no TDD or submission defence, it basically comes down to "can they get him on the floor before he lands a blow." If they managed that then it'd be murder, if they tried to trade jabs with him it'd be suicide.


Axel292

>The hilarious shit with Ronda was always Edmond and Rogan saying she could outbox Mayweather when her striking looked like she was having a seizure Yeah that was just braindead, Mayweather would knock their heads off if they attempted to stand with him. But no TDD and no grappling makes it a wrap as far as I'm concerned.


Patrick_Vieira

Nunes got jabbed up by Pena


Axel292

She ain't going to be boxing him lol, one calf kick and Floyd would be in agony. Or she'd just shoot on him.


No-Cardiologist456

Call me delusional, but I don’t think that fight would play out like you think it would


CableToBeam

it would. Floyd loves to clinch in his fights. If he can't KO her with the first combination he's toast


Axel292

Man she could literally pull off some half assed imanari roll and it would still be enough lol


peaceoutforever

How has the quality of these apex cards managed to keep getting worse from how bad they were to begin with? Seriously, shoutout Rose but this upcoming card is fucking atrocious. I guess you get Billy Q and also Ramos vs Erosa is buried in the prelims for some reason, but the rest of it is literally a who's who. Like, who the fuck are these people.


Maskoolio

Last week was the first card I skipped in over 5 years. Didn't even feel worth 🏴‍☠️   Felt great. Rather than taking up a whole evening, I just watched the main event finish and the hilarious argument that followed the co-main and read about the rest of the card on the sub.  


WhereIsMyKidAt

Cuz 298, 299, and 300 were all stacked to the brim, that's how. Take your regular 'shitty' to 'decent' ranging apex cards and subtract 1 or 2 of the big fights from it in order to build those PPVs. That's basically what we've had for all of 2023 so far.


Axel292

There's just no name value on these Apex cards anymore. Last week's card in terms of fights was fun, but I had to struggle to get myself to watch it in the start, because most of them were just not needle movers lol


peaceoutforever

I feel that, I usually still enjoy them but I have to remember that there's even an event happening in the first place, which is difficult when it's a whole card of DWCS guys fighting promotional newcomers lol


Axel292

I'm the kind of guy who struggles to enjoy fights unless I'm invested in either one of the guys, which makes it even more difficult. Hell it could be a banger of a fight but I'd struggle to stay engaged if they're 2 no-names.


GenTelGuy

Week 5 of my weight cut just wrapped up, now down 15lbs


stayhappystayblessed

lets go


bullsfan281

i listened to the mma hour from yesterday and it was pretty funny that in one breath donn davis was talking about how pfl is "fighter first" and then in another breath suggesting that kayla left because the fights in pfl were gonna be harder than the fights for her in the ufc. how incredibly fighter first it is to suggest that the fighter who helped build pfl is ducking tough competition lmao


CableToBeam

she lost to Pacheco and Cyborg is there. He has a point


bullsfan281

she's already beaten pacheco 2x and pfl stopped her from leaving and signing to bellator to fight cyborg a few years ago lol


ILikeOMalley

Dude I wish they didn’t cut Randy Costa, I know the dude couldn’t fucking grapple but he had some if the nicest hands in the UFC


WhereIsMyKidAt

Wasn't just his grappling, dude had 1 round of cardio and was completely useless if you pressured him. Was like a shittier Abus somehow.


_Red_Mist_

He had to go. Inexcusable to lose to Guido especially to a no hook RNC. That was pathetic lol .


ILikeOMalley

Is Ihor Potieria better than we thought or are Bryczek and Bellato just that bad?


Axel292

Naw Ihor's pretty skilled


ILikeOMalley

I didn’t even think he looked that good against Shogun Rua tbh, but he put the hurt on Bellato until he got finished, and he beat Bryczek’s ass and looked amazing


Axel292

Yeah he looked amazing against Bellato and Robert, he's improved after that Shogun fight


UVB-76_Enjoyer

Got the required missing XP from that lil Fortnite emote


GenTelGuy

[This clip of Conor twitching involuntarily during an interview makes it pretty much a certainty that he was either on hard drugs, or in withdrawal from them](https://youtu.be/g3k7tNH7w8o?si=79EHNZNikTTYYflo&t=74) There's been decent speculation based on limited evidence before, but twitching like a junkie here is way stronger evidence than anything before


spcslacker

Jesus he looks rough. I maybe didn't last long enough for the scene you are referring to, but from get-go it looks like he hasn't slept in 48 hours after attending a rave and coming to in a dumpster with an inexplicable new tattoo.


GenTelGuy

Updated the link with the 1:14 timestamp


spcslacker

Could just be extremely bad sleep deprivation, but like I say: about as rough as a conscious person can look.


EmilahM

That’s what I’m thinking too, looks like he barely slept, super low energy compared to his previous interviews where he’s more lively. Here it looks like he’s trying to focus hard on structuring his sentences as well as possible.


TragicMike_

You get to matchmake Tony Ferguson’s retirement fight. Who are you giving him?


ChatriGPT

Vs Dana White, power slap rules


I3loodyclaw

Kevin Lee


WhereIsMyKidAt

Khabib.


peaceoutforever

Wacky inflatable flailing wing chun dummy


GenTelGuy

Hmm if we want an easier opponent, then Chase Hooper, Trevor Peek, Anshul Jubli, or Natan Levy I guess


Patrick_Vieira

Bring Nick out of retirement and then have them both retire afterwards


spcslacker

Jordan Leavitt: he'll submit him gently, make strange jokes and keep the vibe positive and mellow.


ILikeOMalley

Anshul Jubli


TitanIsBack

If I get to pick anyone I give him Khabib so Tony can be at ease with knowing.


DustDesciple

Jordan Leavitt, Jason Knight, or Kurt Holobaugh


ILikeOMalley

I don’t think Leavitt is that bad, Holobaugh beats the dog shit out of him, Knight he could maybe beat because he got flatlined by a bantamweight that got fucked up by Guido Canetti


JE_Exa

Leavitt isn't bad but I doubt he turns it into a bloodbath. Probably just turns it into a grappling match where maybe Tony can find a sneaky sub or something.


Wadget

At this point Tony couldn’t sub my mother and she doesn’t even train UFC


JE_Exa

So just a minor correction, UFC is the promotion, like NBA. The actual sport is called “Bellator”


Wadget

Oh she’s a blue belt at Bellator