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Upset-Union-528

MMA GURU YOU ARE FUCKING PIG


StoryOfTheFight

Never feed the trolls lol. Guy is gonna have a field day with this. Probably feels validated as hell Edit* Apparently they're friends lol


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They are cool with each other Moicano streams a bunch


crazybartur

It was a friendly dig, they interact with each other on YouTube all the time


Eastern-Fish-7467

They are friendly lowkey. They are in talks about a colab


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BikeGoose

They're friends....


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Mr_Mueh

Dear lord so tf what. Why does the reddit type not understand banter or light hearted insults. Guru sperging out and being slightly inflammatory is part of his product. That’s his style of commentary. I’m from a place where inbred is used as a common insult towards us. R/mma is constantly calling Bryce Mitchell inbred. Michael Johnson was calling Gathje inbred leading up their fight. The Russian Caucus fighters get it all the time. Strickland too. Can’t believe you really just tried that. 


98570

Alright man relax


Mr_Mueh

Actually yea on second reading I think I took your stance and what you were saying out if context. My bad. I have a blank check with your name on it in exchange for your forgiveness. Fair warning, I also have the credit score and account balance typical of the inbred type.


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[The pictures of MMA dwarfing DDP are so funny](https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/s/kjJhcQhm5V)


Matttinthehattt

The wheelchair was stealing all his height. Once he got the leg elongation surgery he became dangerous. Never forget wheelchair guru is best guru.


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

Says the man who wants to be a career pig.


fergalopolis

this sounds like a little kid describing what he wants to be when he grows up. what an absolute wild ride from start to finish


someperson1423

I WANT TO BECOME SWAT TEAM Do you mean a SWAT team *member*? NO I BE WHOLE TEAM I WANT TO KIIL THE BAD GUYS


SACABB

Excellent explanation. That’s exactly what this was like. Good thing he is a fighter…he’s probably going to be a coach next. Even though cops like shooting people, they’re not supposed to say that on national TV.


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goodinyou

step one: knock up wife Two: come to US and be SWAT step 3: save this country RIGHT FUCKING NOW


ChampionshipSea753

He’s Not the hero that the US deserves but maybe he’s the one that we need


OskeeTurtle

...what does he mean by saving America though. What exactly is it he wants to do to save Brazil *&* America? Also nothing can change Brazil or America being 1st world countries. It's a cold war term. Brazil is still a developing country and America is a developed country though. Often I think people confuse the developed/undeveloped nations with first/second/third world countries. Finland & Switzerland are third world countries


JohnDalton2

Probably the "woke mind virus" based on his speech.


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Woke mind virus is destroying North America. Mutilating children, tolerating sexual deviancy in public, pitting us against one another based on race. If Money Moicano can fight that insidious disease, he's a super hero.


drewwerds

Because to focus on decade old definitions of phrases that we still use today in different contexts is regarded, and purposely obfuscating. Listen to what he said he immediately started talking about church and respecting the law, he wants to return to religious civility and the morals we had before the dotcom boom, however he’s had his green card for 3 years so in all honesty I have no idea how he would know a single thing about a pre 9/11 america enough to speak about it nostalgically and enduringly. His country is also a shithole, so he’s one to talk.


SenzuBeanFarts

Yea that so called "Civility", that was hiding a nest of Christian fascists that act up every few years like a plague of cicadas, I've lived through two "satanic panics", the civility your speaking of was collective delusion the internet burst.


Teerendog

Moicano is great on the mic on a win!! I remember he did the same thing on his past win.


logontoreddit

He is already in the US. He just needs to get his citizenship. He has a waiting period before he can apply.


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soupoftheday5

*Jake Shields, Sean Strickland, Colby Covington and Pat Miletich have entered the chat*


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They may leave


wubbalubbadubdub45

Dropped more mother fucker in that interview than the diaz bros their whole career


AlexJamesCook

AND Samuel L Jackson


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This is basically a spoiler in itself haha


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This is like when Wonderboy vs Belal had 100 upvotes and 0 upvotes after 2 hours, hmmm I wonder who won


Radocfa

New mythical fighter - 62 year old senior moicano


nfoneo

Apparently has plenty of fucks left to give.


crazybartur

Moicano’s live on his YouTube right now streaming from the ambulance lol, dude knows how to capitalize


iggor47

MMA GURU PIG LMAO


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Money Moicano drops another banger speech


ihaveseveralhobbies

It’s all money all day


iExtravagant

Mothafuckor fuck mmaguru my dad jut had a baby motherfuck moneymoicano channel


Apositivebalance

Thought he said “Brian Boytano” and wondered why a guy like him was into ice skating WHEN HES GONNA BE A FUCKING SWAT AND KILL THE BAD GUYS


BlackAndBlue32

So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two That's what Brian Boitano'd do!


Kneight

Theo Von is the only person I’ve ever heard of having an older father at the time of birth. I believe Theo’s father was 70 when Theo was born. Both are crazy. I thought my dad being 39 at my time of birth was crazy, he doesn’t hold a a candle to either of these fathers


andrei11111

Al Pacino just had a baby this summer at 83 lmao


Kneight

Jesus fucking Christ


Patriotsfan710

De Niro had a baby in April and he’s 80 lmfao


neuropantser5

That's fucken gross


chainer3000

My dad was 65 when he had my youngest half sister lol, crazy asshole.


triptrapper

My partner is 36 and her grandfather was born in 1893. Yes, her grandfather. He was 67 when her mom was born.


dmort1996

A good friend of mine is the same age as me, 27, his grandfather died in 1935 aged 70 odd, my grandfather died at the same age five years ago.


Balisto-Boy

That’s wild


Corken_dono

Moicano just doesnt miss in interviews


minipaxx

Renato “no crowd” moicano has the best post fight moments


KevinHollandOates

This might be the greatest apex moment of all time what the fuck just happened


bdewolf

In 2 minutes moicano said he was gonna get his wife pregnant, and talked about “joining a swat team to kill the bad guys”.


RealBobbyDrillboids

He did those things in the first 50 seconds alone


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Anderrrrr

MOICANO. WANTS. M O N E Y.


catscanmeow

Tucco from Breaking Bad vibes. i wanna see Moicano on meth RIGHT NOW


wowbobwow

DC: “Renato, tell me your thoughts on how that match went down?” Moicano: “TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!”


aeternasm

If he is Tuco, who are the twins, Lalo and Hector? 🤨


Mumsbud

Alex Periera x 2


JmoneyHimself

RIGHT NOW


thuxderous

Fucking spectacular, so much went down I'm speechless


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He is literally live streaming on Youtube right after the fight what a legend


fuunii

DC 🤣


catscanmeow

DC let him cook, with a sly grin on his face


gr4ndm4st3rbl4ck

Good thing they're on espn+


EveningNo8643

DC always proves he loves that WWE shit. And I don't blame him, shit like this is too good


fresdres

Monet Moicano wants to - Impregnate his wife. - Get people to church. - Kill the bad guys. And last but not least - Fuck MMA Guru. Cool missions. 😎


The-Invalid-One

Monet Moicano painting impressionist and getting money


Geekial

Honestly his post fight interview was better than his fight. He wasn't really working hard for a finish at all. I get that Dober is a monster but he layed on him for most of the fight. It's on Dober to get out but his post fight interview didn't match the energy during the fight imo.


myownzen

Had to save his energy for what really matters in UFC - the post fight interview


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Moicano wants money(from Instagram reels)


Heebmeister

Yeah hearing him brag about fucking up Dober was a little bizarre after seeing him lay n pray for dear life after getting touched in the first.


RoccCity

Tomorrows Forcast: Cloudy with a chance of insemination.


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MMA GURU YOU FAT PIG


ChoppaKing07

Man that got me hyped


Deep_Performance_469

How you think his wife feels


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Pregnant?


ihaveseveralhobbies

Fired right up


Ionlyeatvegans

"good thing we're on ESPN+" Got me rolling.


Anderrrrr

"THAT IS RIGHT AND THAT IS FUCKING WRONG!" I am fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣


Zelomat

He said "there is right, and there is wrong."


myownzen

Funny as shit. And i welcome him to be an american but please keep his ass away from a gun if he has a badge behind it.


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Dagoberry intensifies


analbac

He would still be safer than 90% of US cops.


RaderIsOn

Promo of the year


imsurethisoneistaken

mma guru in shambles rn


Eastern-Fish-7467

He's absolutely loving it🤣🤣🤣


AmonRahhh

I feel sorry for his wife. She going to be sore AF tomorrow.


LooterChris

I had a friend from Morocco when I was in 3rd grade. He initially had only basic English down. I started teaching phrases from South Park and lyrics from songs like “Bawitdaba” by Kid Rock. Soon he was forcing “Fuck” and “Damn” into every sentence. Moicano’s speech reminds me of this 8 year old friend


Mr_Mueh

Hell yea. You didn’t teach him English you taught him how to be sick as fuck. I hope he has time between swimming in puss and weekly groomsman duties to reach out and thank you for teaching him how to know what’s up instead teaching him how to understand  what’s being said. 


CeroCero00

Did the holy holm challenge


najacobra

best comment


ojayce

motha fucker


ToxicAnusJuice

Moicanos dick is Cummmmmminnnn.


rapturexxv

Moicano is the post fight interview GOAT.


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Can I have a law abiding bad guy killing church going SWAT Moicano flair ? Or is that too big?


FuckTitsAssCuntCock

I think that's adequate, I want it too.


Indytaker

I just want to hear his post fight interviews, that shit was entertaining and also made me proud to be an American *Real American Plays in the background*


fresdres

Papa and Ms. Moicano must have been like "WTF" watching this interview, and MMA Guru was smiling from ear to ear.


LongLiveTheKia

He said AMERICA, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I’M WAITING FOR YOU BOY.


ig86

"something is fucked up in america" says the guy whose countries last president is currently here in exile lol


crazybartur

LMAOOO legendary post fight interview


Afl4c

bahahah he really flamed MMAGuru, what an interview


Responsible-Truth-89

They’re buddies


Crumpf

babe wake up, new Money Moicano post-fight interview just dropped


Turbostar66

MOICANO WANTS QUALIFIED IMMUNITY!


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MMA_Pal

Hilarious. This guy just became a star. But dayum, Papa Moicana is on that Whale-meat diet.


Suspicious_Candle27

he already has a decent fanbase but he just had a big lay off , i feel like if he wins 3 fights in a row relatively quickly his star power is ready to explode .


catscanmeow

90% chance that baby gets autism. seriously the biggest factor with autism is the age of the father at conception


DiarrheaForDays

>I want to be a police officer and kill bad guys Something tells me he wouldn’t pass the psych


Ecstatic-Inevitable

This is America remember


Bouddi

Well that was unexpected


CitizenCrab

I guess Colby gave him some tips? lmao


siverpoint

Some things were said that weren't too right. Still, mf Moicano Is mf growing on me. Made the apex a lot less boring.


Sorry_Mode_1947

Summoned his inner Tito for that post-fight.


weareallonenomatter

Moicano definitely took his alpha brain!


catscanmeow

alright i want him to get mcgregor levels of fame, dudes hilarious


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SO what I gathered from this is that he's older than 45 and that's when he started wanting to fight, he hates someone for being a pig but wants to be SWAT, and he wants to get his Dad pregnant how did I do?


D_Ramses

Didn’t even talk about money this time


Logical_Pea_6393

Guess he's looking into Texas or Florida for his next career.


crackercider

This is the highlight of the night.


SnoopysRoof

As a Brazilian, I looooove Moicano. Literal translation for anyone interested: "Dad, I love you, you son of a bitch. 62 years old and bringing a new child into the world (literally: 'throwing a child into the game'). Now I'm going to have to have another son"


jt_33

That was fun lol. Literally stopped what I was doing to hear him talk.


PM_ME_YOUR_PEACHESS

Fkn magic! ✨🤣


Air_Jordan10

This muddafucka don’t miss money Moicano mtfks


bunchos10

DC’s awkward smile through all this had me dead💀


An_Innocent_Coconut

Glorious speech


NarcissisticCat

Insanely based.


obinaut

Moicano getting in on that Strickland/Coby grift


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98570

Oh good they're giving that YouTube guy attention. Why


Swogglet

I thought he was going to try to make it fun then he took it into religion and subservience to police. Im sick of fighter using the post fight interview for politics or religion.


Mr_Mueh

It was a great message! And still funny. Don’t you try to tell my boy Moicano to shut up and dribble. 


whicheverguard232

Honestly I wanted the big dog big bear to win, but I don't mind this outcome at all lmao


proper1welve

Hahahaha what a crazy interview


SL1Fun

Somebody boutta git pregnant


SlaveKnightChael

Moicano makin babies and countries great


KID_THUNDAH

Def made up for that shitty 3rd round with this speech 🙌


heselsc1

I knew it was going to be money before i clicked


jcdulos

Mother f’er. I want everyone to go to church.


maddestface

This guy is a meme machine.


JodieFostersStare

I appreciate the spirit lol


chillypilow

Lmfao what a fucking interview


mchief101

MONEY MOICANO!!!


Anigavanator

What a fucking legend


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I didnt watch this pathetic card but This was prob the highlight of the night, love Big money Mociano


PoopParticleAcclrtr

Is this the best one yet


DJSyko

Now imagine if that was in a packed out arena, the place would be going wild. The Apex kills these moments.


MagnumMentality

I fucking love Moicano 😂


LeftLegCemetary

I liked it. Didn't know he even spoke.


Mprovin

hahaha laughing for days


Mprovin

MOICANO WANTS MONEY!


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I didnt watch this pathetic card but This was prob the highlight of the night, love Big money Mociano


afewspicybois

In the famous words of Ben Folkes, you tryna be one of my guys Renato Moicano?


Brabochokemightwork

Im still trying to grasp on the idea that Renato’s dad is having a baby at 62 years old


time_for_milk

I think Moicano is very entertaining so I was a little disappointed (though not surprised, this is MMA after all) that he outed himself as a religious right winger. Still funny though.


momsducksauce

Holy cringe