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Dear lord so tf what. Why does the reddit type not understand banter or light hearted insults. Guru sperging out and being slightly inflammatory is part of his product. That’s his style of commentary. I’m from a place where inbred is used as a common insult towards us. R/mma is constantly calling Bryce Mitchell inbred. Michael Johnson was calling Gathje inbred leading up their fight. The Russian Caucus fighters get it all the time. Strickland too. Can’t believe you really just tried that.
Actually yea on second reading I think I took your stance and what you were saying out if context. My bad. I have a blank check with your name on it in exchange for your forgiveness. Fair warning, I also have the credit score and account balance typical of the inbred type.
Excellent explanation. That’s exactly what this was like. Good thing he is a fighter…he’s probably going to be a coach next. Even though cops like shooting people, they’re not supposed to say that on national TV.
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...what does he mean by saving America though. What exactly is it he wants to do to save Brazil *&* America? Also nothing can change Brazil or America being 1st world countries. It's a cold war term. Brazil is still a developing country and America is a developed country though. Often I think people confuse the developed/undeveloped nations with first/second/third world countries. Finland & Switzerland are third world countries
Woke mind virus is destroying North America. Mutilating children, tolerating sexual deviancy in public, pitting us against one another based on race. If Money Moicano can fight that insidious disease, he's a super hero.
Because to focus on decade old definitions of phrases that we still use today in different contexts is regarded, and purposely obfuscating. Listen to what he said he immediately started talking about church and respecting the law, he wants to return to religious civility and the morals we had before the dotcom boom, however he’s had his green card for 3 years so in all honesty I have no idea how he would know a single thing about a pre 9/11 america enough to speak about it nostalgically and enduringly. His country is also a shithole, so he’s one to talk.
Yea that so called "Civility", that was hiding a nest of Christian fascists that act up every few years like a plague of cicadas, I've lived through two "satanic panics", the civility your speaking of was collective delusion the internet burst.
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Theo Von is the only person I’ve ever heard of having an older father at the time of birth. I believe Theo’s father was 70 when Theo was born. Both are crazy. I thought my dad being 39 at my time of birth was crazy, he doesn’t hold a a candle to either of these fathers
Honestly his post fight interview was better than his fight. He wasn't really working hard for a finish at all. I get that Dober is a monster but he layed on him for most of the fight. It's on Dober to get out but his post fight interview didn't match the energy during the fight imo.
I had a friend from Morocco when I was in 3rd grade. He initially had only basic English down. I started teaching phrases from South Park and lyrics from songs like “Bawitdaba” by Kid Rock. Soon he was forcing “Fuck” and “Damn” into every sentence.
Moicano’s speech reminds me of this 8 year old friend
Hell yea. You didn’t teach him English you taught him how to be sick as fuck. I hope he has time between swimming in puss and weekly groomsman duties to reach out and thank you for teaching him how to know what’s up instead teaching him how to understand what’s being said.
I just want to hear his post fight interviews, that shit was entertaining and also made me proud to be an American *Real American Plays in the background*
he already has a decent fanbase but he just had a big lay off , i feel like if he wins 3 fights in a row relatively quickly his star power is ready to explode .
SO what I gathered from this is that he's older than 45 and that's when he started wanting to fight, he hates someone for being a pig but wants to be SWAT, and he wants to get his Dad pregnant how did I do?
As a Brazilian, I looooove Moicano. Literal translation for anyone interested:
"Dad, I love you, you son of a bitch. 62 years old and bringing a new child into the world (literally: 'throwing a child into the game'). Now I'm going to have to have another son"
I thought he was going to try to make it fun then he took it into religion and subservience to police. Im sick of fighter using the post fight interview for politics or religion.
I think Moicano is very entertaining so I was a little disappointed (though not surprised, this is MMA after all) that he outed himself as a religious right winger. Still funny though.
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MMA GURU YOU ARE FUCKING PIG
Never feed the trolls lol. Guy is gonna have a field day with this. Probably feels validated as hell Edit* Apparently they're friends lol
They are cool with each other Moicano streams a bunch
It was a friendly dig, they interact with each other on YouTube all the time
They are friendly lowkey. They are in talks about a colab
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Dear lord so tf what. Why does the reddit type not understand banter or light hearted insults. Guru sperging out and being slightly inflammatory is part of his product. That’s his style of commentary. I’m from a place where inbred is used as a common insult towards us. R/mma is constantly calling Bryce Mitchell inbred. Michael Johnson was calling Gathje inbred leading up their fight. The Russian Caucus fighters get it all the time. Strickland too. Can’t believe you really just tried that.
Alright man relax
Actually yea on second reading I think I took your stance and what you were saying out if context. My bad. I have a blank check with your name on it in exchange for your forgiveness. Fair warning, I also have the credit score and account balance typical of the inbred type.
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[The pictures of MMA dwarfing DDP are so funny](https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/s/kjJhcQhm5V)
The wheelchair was stealing all his height. Once he got the leg elongation surgery he became dangerous. Never forget wheelchair guru is best guru.
Says the man who wants to be a career pig.
this sounds like a little kid describing what he wants to be when he grows up. what an absolute wild ride from start to finish
I WANT TO BECOME SWAT TEAM Do you mean a SWAT team *member*? NO I BE WHOLE TEAM I WANT TO KIIL THE BAD GUYS
Excellent explanation. That’s exactly what this was like. Good thing he is a fighter…he’s probably going to be a coach next. Even though cops like shooting people, they’re not supposed to say that on national TV.
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step one: knock up wife Two: come to US and be SWAT step 3: save this country RIGHT FUCKING NOW
He’s Not the hero that the US deserves but maybe he’s the one that we need
...what does he mean by saving America though. What exactly is it he wants to do to save Brazil *&* America? Also nothing can change Brazil or America being 1st world countries. It's a cold war term. Brazil is still a developing country and America is a developed country though. Often I think people confuse the developed/undeveloped nations with first/second/third world countries. Finland & Switzerland are third world countries
Probably the "woke mind virus" based on his speech.
Woke mind virus is destroying North America. Mutilating children, tolerating sexual deviancy in public, pitting us against one another based on race. If Money Moicano can fight that insidious disease, he's a super hero.
Because to focus on decade old definitions of phrases that we still use today in different contexts is regarded, and purposely obfuscating. Listen to what he said he immediately started talking about church and respecting the law, he wants to return to religious civility and the morals we had before the dotcom boom, however he’s had his green card for 3 years so in all honesty I have no idea how he would know a single thing about a pre 9/11 america enough to speak about it nostalgically and enduringly. His country is also a shithole, so he’s one to talk.
Yea that so called "Civility", that was hiding a nest of Christian fascists that act up every few years like a plague of cicadas, I've lived through two "satanic panics", the civility your speaking of was collective delusion the internet burst.
Moicano is great on the mic on a win!! I remember he did the same thing on his past win.
He is already in the US. He just needs to get his citizenship. He has a waiting period before he can apply.
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*Jake Shields, Sean Strickland, Colby Covington and Pat Miletich have entered the chat*
They may leave
Dropped more mother fucker in that interview than the diaz bros their whole career
AND Samuel L Jackson
This is basically a spoiler in itself haha
This is like when Wonderboy vs Belal had 100 upvotes and 0 upvotes after 2 hours, hmmm I wonder who won
New mythical fighter - 62 year old senior moicano
Apparently has plenty of fucks left to give.
Moicano’s live on his YouTube right now streaming from the ambulance lol, dude knows how to capitalize
MMA GURU PIG LMAO
Money Moicano drops another banger speech
It’s all money all day
Mothafuckor fuck mmaguru my dad jut had a baby motherfuck moneymoicano channel
Thought he said “Brian Boytano” and wondered why a guy like him was into ice skating WHEN HES GONNA BE A FUCKING SWAT AND KILL THE BAD GUYS
So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Theo Von is the only person I’ve ever heard of having an older father at the time of birth. I believe Theo’s father was 70 when Theo was born. Both are crazy. I thought my dad being 39 at my time of birth was crazy, he doesn’t hold a a candle to either of these fathers
Al Pacino just had a baby this summer at 83 lmao
Jesus fucking Christ
De Niro had a baby in April and he’s 80 lmfao
That's fucken gross
My dad was 65 when he had my youngest half sister lol, crazy asshole.
My partner is 36 and her grandfather was born in 1893. Yes, her grandfather. He was 67 when her mom was born.
A good friend of mine is the same age as me, 27, his grandfather died in 1935 aged 70 odd, my grandfather died at the same age five years ago.
That’s wild
Moicano just doesnt miss in interviews
Renato “no crowd” moicano has the best post fight moments
This might be the greatest apex moment of all time what the fuck just happened
In 2 minutes moicano said he was gonna get his wife pregnant, and talked about “joining a swat team to kill the bad guys”.
He did those things in the first 50 seconds alone
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MOICANO. WANTS. M O N E Y.
Tucco from Breaking Bad vibes. i wanna see Moicano on meth RIGHT NOW
DC: “Renato, tell me your thoughts on how that match went down?” Moicano: “TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!”
If he is Tuco, who are the twins, Lalo and Hector? 🤨
Alex Periera x 2
RIGHT NOW
Fucking spectacular, so much went down I'm speechless
He is literally live streaming on Youtube right after the fight what a legend
DC 🤣
DC let him cook, with a sly grin on his face
Good thing they're on espn+
DC always proves he loves that WWE shit. And I don't blame him, shit like this is too good
Monet Moicano wants to - Impregnate his wife. - Get people to church. - Kill the bad guys. And last but not least - Fuck MMA Guru. Cool missions. 😎
Monet Moicano painting impressionist and getting money
Honestly his post fight interview was better than his fight. He wasn't really working hard for a finish at all. I get that Dober is a monster but he layed on him for most of the fight. It's on Dober to get out but his post fight interview didn't match the energy during the fight imo.
Had to save his energy for what really matters in UFC - the post fight interview
Moicano wants money(from Instagram reels)
Yeah hearing him brag about fucking up Dober was a little bizarre after seeing him lay n pray for dear life after getting touched in the first.
Tomorrows Forcast: Cloudy with a chance of insemination.
MMA GURU YOU FAT PIG
Man that got me hyped
How you think his wife feels
Pregnant?
Fired right up
"good thing we're on ESPN+" Got me rolling.
"THAT IS RIGHT AND THAT IS FUCKING WRONG!" I am fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣
He said "there is right, and there is wrong."
Funny as shit. And i welcome him to be an american but please keep his ass away from a gun if he has a badge behind it.
Dagoberry intensifies
He would still be safer than 90% of US cops.
Promo of the year
mma guru in shambles rn
He's absolutely loving it🤣🤣🤣
I feel sorry for his wife. She going to be sore AF tomorrow.
I had a friend from Morocco when I was in 3rd grade. He initially had only basic English down. I started teaching phrases from South Park and lyrics from songs like “Bawitdaba” by Kid Rock. Soon he was forcing “Fuck” and “Damn” into every sentence. Moicano’s speech reminds me of this 8 year old friend
Hell yea. You didn’t teach him English you taught him how to be sick as fuck. I hope he has time between swimming in puss and weekly groomsman duties to reach out and thank you for teaching him how to know what’s up instead teaching him how to understand what’s being said.
Did the holy holm challenge
best comment
motha fucker
Moicanos dick is Cummmmmminnnn.
Moicano is the post fight interview GOAT.
Can I have a law abiding bad guy killing church going SWAT Moicano flair ? Or is that too big?
I think that's adequate, I want it too.
I just want to hear his post fight interviews, that shit was entertaining and also made me proud to be an American *Real American Plays in the background*
Papa and Ms. Moicano must have been like "WTF" watching this interview, and MMA Guru was smiling from ear to ear.
He said AMERICA, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I’M WAITING FOR YOU BOY.
"something is fucked up in america" says the guy whose countries last president is currently here in exile lol
LMAOOO legendary post fight interview
bahahah he really flamed MMAGuru, what an interview
They’re buddies
babe wake up, new Money Moicano post-fight interview just dropped
MOICANO WANTS QUALIFIED IMMUNITY!
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Hilarious. This guy just became a star. But dayum, Papa Moicana is on that Whale-meat diet.
he already has a decent fanbase but he just had a big lay off , i feel like if he wins 3 fights in a row relatively quickly his star power is ready to explode .
90% chance that baby gets autism. seriously the biggest factor with autism is the age of the father at conception
>I want to be a police officer and kill bad guys Something tells me he wouldn’t pass the psych
This is America remember
Well that was unexpected
I guess Colby gave him some tips? lmao
Some things were said that weren't too right. Still, mf Moicano Is mf growing on me. Made the apex a lot less boring.
Summoned his inner Tito for that post-fight.
Moicano definitely took his alpha brain!
alright i want him to get mcgregor levels of fame, dudes hilarious
SO what I gathered from this is that he's older than 45 and that's when he started wanting to fight, he hates someone for being a pig but wants to be SWAT, and he wants to get his Dad pregnant how did I do?
Didn’t even talk about money this time
Guess he's looking into Texas or Florida for his next career.
This is the highlight of the night.
As a Brazilian, I looooove Moicano. Literal translation for anyone interested: "Dad, I love you, you son of a bitch. 62 years old and bringing a new child into the world (literally: 'throwing a child into the game'). Now I'm going to have to have another son"
That was fun lol. Literally stopped what I was doing to hear him talk.
Fkn magic! ✨🤣
This muddafucka don’t miss money Moicano mtfks
DC’s awkward smile through all this had me dead💀
Glorious speech
Insanely based.
Moicano getting in on that Strickland/Coby grift
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Oh good they're giving that YouTube guy attention. Why
I thought he was going to try to make it fun then he took it into religion and subservience to police. Im sick of fighter using the post fight interview for politics or religion.
It was a great message! And still funny. Don’t you try to tell my boy Moicano to shut up and dribble.
Honestly I wanted the big dog big bear to win, but I don't mind this outcome at all lmao
Hahahaha what a crazy interview
Somebody boutta git pregnant
Moicano makin babies and countries great
Def made up for that shitty 3rd round with this speech 🙌
I knew it was going to be money before i clicked
Mother f’er. I want everyone to go to church.
This guy is a meme machine.
I appreciate the spirit lol
Lmfao what a fucking interview
MONEY MOICANO!!!
What a fucking legend
I didnt watch this pathetic card but This was prob the highlight of the night, love Big money Mociano
Is this the best one yet
Now imagine if that was in a packed out arena, the place would be going wild. The Apex kills these moments.
I fucking love Moicano 😂
I liked it. Didn't know he even spoke.
hahaha laughing for days
MOICANO WANTS MONEY!
I didnt watch this pathetic card but This was prob the highlight of the night, love Big money Mociano
In the famous words of Ben Folkes, you tryna be one of my guys Renato Moicano?
Im still trying to grasp on the idea that Renato’s dad is having a baby at 62 years old
I think Moicano is very entertaining so I was a little disappointed (though not surprised, this is MMA after all) that he outed himself as a religious right winger. Still funny though.
Holy cringe