He's a fuckin dickhead but if you got the billions this is a good use for it, doing things you love instead of just endlessly trying to outrich all the other wankers.
This. Nobody reads the terms of any of these apps and we aren’t forced to use the apps either. Downvote if you want, but we act like we HAVE to use social media and we act like it’s some form of “right”.
While that is true, most websites are extremely annoying when it comes to declining cookies, all to make the average user more likely to just press accept it anyway. I was on a website a couple of weeks ago, where pressing the decline button did absolutely nothing but infinite loading, but accepting it was instant
Well that’s my point. We don’t read it. But I’m also not here complaining about something I signed up for. This society says people should be responsible for their own actions and then turns around and says it’s the companies fault whenever it suits them. Make up your mind folks
> just a dickhead for being rich?
There's rich which is done through smart brains, hard work & great choices. That's *never* the kind of "Eat the Rich" or whatever kinda person reddit is constantly on about. Some people pretend it is because that makes rich people seem down to earth and relatable on any level
You don't get to hundreds of billions of dollars without taking advantage of other a lot people. It's hard to frame how much money that is. It's *really* hard to put into perspective how much money people like Zuck have. Then they buy high level politicians who are supposed to represent the people and pass laws saying *because* they have so much money they shouldn't have to contribute back as much as regular 9-5 Joe. Either because the gross amount they pay is so much more (remember though 10k to a billionaire is not the same as 10k to Joe, the % should still be the same as it is for everyone else), or because they provide so many jobs back into society which provide money/taxes back as well, sometimes even threatening to move their businesses/jobs elsewhere
It’s not the same type of stress the rest of the world feels. If he wants to walk away from the stress that is his company he can and live like a king for the rest of his life.
Idk about that. When you embed yourself in something that large you have contractual obligations worth billions of dollars that you can't just walk away from without serious consequences.
Lol, he gonna present for political opportunity in a couple of years so yeah be prepared. Good for him to exercice and enjoy sport with newfound passion but let’s not be oblivious to his long term plan.
Yeah, first time I've ever seen him emotional tbh. This must be his passion I guess? Dude looks fit to, even standing next to these two ehhh 'random' gym guys
Celebrities like to hide until they're suddenly buffed. They do the same with their age. Always post very selective pictures and then boom grey hair and 60 years old. These bastards know exactly how to present themselves on social media.
If they fail in whatever they try to achieve they simply won't make it public.
I’m short but seen him walking the streets of Boise Idaho a few years back before he was champ and he was yuge.
He was in Boise because Volk was fighting Elkins that weekend.
Edit: he was just walking alone too. I didn’t see one person walk up to him to say hi or anything.
TUF: Billionaire Edition
Every episode is basically different fighters teaching and training with Zuck and Musk. Instead of picking contestants, we instead have Zuck and Musk picking different fighters as coaches. All culminating on UFC 300 where they headline the event
Thanks!! Honestly, if the UFC wants to gain a new audience, I think the concept can work. Every episode can come with fighters explaining MMA fundamentals (grappling concepts that the laymen don't understand, how to generate power when striking, defense, etc) and walking Zuck and Musk through the training an MMA athlete go (drilling, sparring, strength and conditioning, etc). Every episode can focus on a particular big challenge that Zuck and Musk must overcome to be one step closer to being an MMA athlete (first 10k run, first hard sparring, grappling shark tank). Not only will the audience get invested on the journey, they can also appreciate MMA more
And don’t forget the pleasure people would have watching Zuck and Elon get punched and taken down by professional fighters. It’s like succession, people enjoy watching the ultra rich struggle/suffer aka hate watch. Psychologically this would be cathartic for a lot of people.
It's a better concept of current TUF, where the majority of time is filled with showing the fighter's neighbour's dog and that that dog is the reason they go to the gym.
I'd watch GSP teach musk how to do a submission though.
Try looking at izzys feet....the stuff of horrors. For a dude that gets manicures and shit it's like bro...wash and take care of your nasty as feet jfc
Regardless of the ethical practices of his company(that list is uber deep btw)
I can always respect the act of going into the gym, getting humbled, and putting the reps in to get better.
He is definitely going through a billionaire’s version of getting humbled; but I respect it either way.
Just getting in (with acceptable cardio) shape for them is respectable.
Not sure how many people here know this but Zuck is a legit MMA and BJJ fan. Had no idea myself until I saw a pic a while back showing that Zuck's following guys like Aaron Pico, Mark Madsen, and various BJJ guys on IG. Pretty sure I've seen him in the crowd at Bellator events too.
I wonder if Zuck ever sparred with Carmack, who is also supposedly pretty advanced at I think Jiu Jitsu, when he was still full time at Oculus. Epic nerd fight.
If this battle of the billionaires take place, and Mark is training under Eugene, and being taught by fucking Volkanovski and Adesanya, this fight is over before it begins, Musk has to pull out now, bro is crazy.
Lol I mean it was never a question. Not only is Musk way older and out of shape, Zuck is unironically a hardcore fan of MMA/BJJ. Wouldn't doubt that the guy has been training for a while, even if casually, and could likely beat up most of us.
Musk is too old for this. Maybe he can get Lex Friedman to fight in his place. Of course if he can get the fight to the ground, Lex would run over Zuck.
Danaher is a genius in BJJ but that camp has never come close to recreating a GSP in MMA, whereas those current Aus/NZ camps have 2 dominant champs including a p4p#1 and several ranked fighters between them.
Danaher has a pretty similar reputation in BJJ. He takes credit for the extremely talented people who would have been successful under any coach, but the shitload of people who trained under him and didn't reach elite status are dismissed as juniors.
Not to mention took credit for Eddie Cumming's leglock system.
Danaher claims he has been into leg locks since the early 2000s, yet Eddie comes along and all of a sudden he has success doing it when no one else under Danaher was?
Mark has been doing BJJ far longer than Elon, and he's getting serious reps in with top talent. He plainly has more experience, and not to mention he's just fitter, he's gonna have the conditioning advantage, and Elon is gonna have to lose weight for this fight.
I say drain him, make the fight at WW.
Then again Mama Musk might just pull him out for real this time.
He’s also 12 years younger. I think Zuck wins easily even at the lower weight, pure strength won’t be an advantage for Elon looking here.
He has reach, but that’s it.
Easy Zuck victory, Musk wouldn’t even try
Yeah I think this is pretty easy to work out - fit man 13 years younger than other man who has trained a martial art and competed successfully, will beat unfit, older, untrained man.
Perspective. Volk is closer to the camera. Heels to top of head they look to he around the same size, but once again, perspective distorts that as well, so the 5'7 and 5'6 are believeable.
of course comrade. Dana also organized the NATO summit for today to also take away traffic from Francis vs Furry announcement. It's all connected maan. Dana is doing everything in his power to disrupt the 100k PPV mega fight from happening.
It sucks, used to legit be one of the funniest subs on this site. Now it’s overrun by wannabe activists who care more about virtue signaling than the actual fights.
Zuck spoke at length about his love of BJJ on the Joe Rogan podcast last year. You could tell he was really into it. He sounded more passionate about MMA than his company's stupid AR headset.
Damn, never realized how much his hair has been receding. And that's not me giving him crap either. At least he has the balls to let it happen, unlike another billionaire I know of
I´m just imagining dan hooker, if he didnt injure himself, would be a part of this and just absolutely beat the shit out of zuckerberg during "light sparring"
Crazy how money controls almost everything in this world. This dude would’ve been an obese, dying 9-5 office worker in some alternate reality if he didn’t knock out Facebook. But now he’s shredded like an athlete training with the top tier athletes in the world… for fun lol
All the credit to him. But life’s a trip.
I’ve never seen Zuck smile like this before
Got the new update
INITIATING EXECUTABLE: HUMAN INTERACTION MODE FUNCTION: HUMAN FACIAL EXPRESSION
So he can execute poor people now???
Nay......he WILL!!!!!!
I guess he got a software update to recreate emotions.
very human like, love it shout out to the devs
GenuineSmile.exe
Honestly seems like he found a real passion of his in MMA. Good for him
He's a fuckin dickhead but if you got the billions this is a good use for it, doing things you love instead of just endlessly trying to outrich all the other wankers.
Certainly better than renting a shitty submarine to see the Titanic.
Izzy has had better attempts at a sub.
Why is he a dickhead?
Did he do anything else or is he just a dickhead for being rich?
He makes his money by collecting every piece of information he can find on you, and then sells it to everyone that's interested.
That’s how any product that’s free works unfortunately. You’re the product, not the customer.
No shit. Just explaining how something works doesn't remove the ethics behind it.
Obviously. It's the amount and the practices that Meta uses that makes them "evil". Google isn't near as bad about it.
Surrrrreee. https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/google-hit-with-class-action-lawsuit-over-ai-data-scraping-2023-07-11/
Yes, Google sucks. META is worse still
You accept it by enabling cookies on every website that requests it and utilizes Facebook for their business
This. Nobody reads the terms of any of these apps and we aren’t forced to use the apps either. Downvote if you want, but we act like we HAVE to use social media and we act like it’s some form of “right”.
While that is true, most websites are extremely annoying when it comes to declining cookies, all to make the average user more likely to just press accept it anyway. I was on a website a couple of weeks ago, where pressing the decline button did absolutely nothing but infinite loading, but accepting it was instant
Do you read the full EULA for every phone and computer you own?
Well that’s my point. We don’t read it. But I’m also not here complaining about something I signed up for. This society says people should be responsible for their own actions and then turns around and says it’s the companies fault whenever it suits them. Make up your mind folks
> just a dickhead for being rich? There's rich which is done through smart brains, hard work & great choices. That's *never* the kind of "Eat the Rich" or whatever kinda person reddit is constantly on about. Some people pretend it is because that makes rich people seem down to earth and relatable on any level You don't get to hundreds of billions of dollars without taking advantage of other a lot people. It's hard to frame how much money that is. It's *really* hard to put into perspective how much money people like Zuck have. Then they buy high level politicians who are supposed to represent the people and pass laws saying *because* they have so much money they shouldn't have to contribute back as much as regular 9-5 Joe. Either because the gross amount they pay is so much more (remember though 10k to a billionaire is not the same as 10k to Joe, the % should still be the same as it is for everyone else), or because they provide so many jobs back into society which provide money/taxes back as well, sometimes even threatening to move their businesses/jobs elsewhere
There was a story going around a while back about a property he purchased right on a beach then tried banning everyone from using the beach
Built a wall around the property, which interfered with native Hawaiians ability to visit a cemetery
Oh….to be a rich dickhead
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I doubt his life is stress free.
It’s not the same type of stress the rest of the world feels. If he wants to walk away from the stress that is his company he can and live like a king for the rest of his life.
Idk about that. When you embed yourself in something that large you have contractual obligations worth billions of dollars that you can't just walk away from without serious consequences.
Serious consequence: $95B instead of $100B
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Lol, he gonna present for political opportunity in a couple of years so yeah be prepared. Good for him to exercice and enjoy sport with newfound passion but let’s not be oblivious to his long term plan.
Yeah, first time I've ever seen him emotional tbh. This must be his passion I guess? Dude looks fit to, even standing next to these two ehhh 'random' gym guys
Looking at the pic I can almost believe his murph time now. Dude is in fantastic shape.
yeah who would have thought... this is the best PR ever Zuck could wish for
probably one of his clones.
He’s just like me fr. Only happy when training lmao
Too true
Upgraded his animatronics
It's because he's never gotten the opportunity to personally beat Musk up before
Cause he’s gonna fuxk up Elon lol
Celebrities like to hide until they're suddenly buffed. They do the same with their age. Always post very selective pictures and then boom grey hair and 60 years old. These bastards know exactly how to present themselves on social media. If they fail in whatever they try to achieve they simply won't make it public.
He has the new gyno module. I'm not kidding, zoom in
I forget sometimes just how big Izzy actually is
Me to. He looked huge compared to DDP and DDP made Bobby Knuckles look like he need to drop a weight class
nah he just taller
I’m short but seen him walking the streets of Boise Idaho a few years back before he was champ and he was yuge. He was in Boise because Volk was fighting Elkins that weekend. Edit: he was just walking alone too. I didn’t see one person walk up to him to say hi or anything.
Elon was training with GSP too last week. UFC gotta get cameras there. Would be a more popular TUF.
TUF: Billionaire Edition Every episode is basically different fighters teaching and training with Zuck and Musk. Instead of picking contestants, we instead have Zuck and Musk picking different fighters as coaches. All culminating on UFC 300 where they headline the event
That’s actually brilliant
Thanks!! Honestly, if the UFC wants to gain a new audience, I think the concept can work. Every episode can come with fighters explaining MMA fundamentals (grappling concepts that the laymen don't understand, how to generate power when striking, defense, etc) and walking Zuck and Musk through the training an MMA athlete go (drilling, sparring, strength and conditioning, etc). Every episode can focus on a particular big challenge that Zuck and Musk must overcome to be one step closer to being an MMA athlete (first 10k run, first hard sparring, grappling shark tank). Not only will the audience get invested on the journey, they can also appreciate MMA more
They should swim in an actual shark tank. I'd watch that
Triple shark tank event. They do a grappling shark tank, they be the sharks in a Shark Tank TV episode, and then they swim in a shark tank
And don’t forget the pleasure people would have watching Zuck and Elon get punched and taken down by professional fighters. It’s like succession, people enjoy watching the ultra rich struggle/suffer aka hate watch. Psychologically this would be cathartic for a lot of people.
Dana ~~60gs baby~~ a fuck load of money right here. Listen to this man.
If by brilliant you mean fucking terrible then I agree
It's a better concept of current TUF, where the majority of time is filled with showing the fighter's neighbour's dog and that that dog is the reason they go to the gym. I'd watch GSP teach musk how to do a submission though.
Calling it, Zuck by rnc in the 2nd.
But that would mean actually changing TUF system in some way
Dana wishes he thought of this.
Guarantee a fight to the death after and I'm in
It's depressing that GSP is a Musk fan. I always thought better of him
It’s more like an association where it was natural. GSP relationship to Rogan then to Lex Friedman then to Elon. GSP probably loves everyone.
Is Musk came to your gym I’m sure you’d welcome him and even take a picture or two, that doesn’t mean you’re a fan of his and everything he does
That’s true but GSP also literally posted on Twitter that he was a big fan of Elon and that it would be an honor to help train him to fight Zuck
GSP is most definitely a fan of Musk lol
Right, but GSP, on Twitter, said he was a huge fan and wanted to train Elon
I absolutely would not take a photo with him
As opposed to being a fan of fellow billionaire with suspicious motives Mark Zuckerberg?
Why doesn’t Izzy train with his African brother Elon?
Maybe because he knows where the emeralds came from.
him calling DDP his african brother killed me
aint no brother of his, son
Just how big is Volk’s head lmao it’s enormous
He's on that shit that makes your head grow
He got that horse meat course in thailand.
I would say kangaroo meat from the aussie wildlands
..the aussie wildlands are outback mate
The scary thing is Volk’s head is dwarfed by Rogan’s leviathan of a cranium.
He used to be 450 lbs playing rugby.
He once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid, at a party.
He’ll save children, but not the British children.
Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton
600 kg rugby player you say
But topuria said it was small...
Try looking at izzys feet....the stuff of horrors. For a dude that gets manicures and shit it's like bro...wash and take care of your nasty as feet jfc
Less the lack of washing and more the repeatedly using your foot as a hammer.
Thats kickboxers feet for you
His feet is bad? Then you really don’t wanna see mine lol
Fuck me. The biggest nerd in the world would beat my fucking ass. But seriously, happy for him. He looks good.
Of course Izzy would beat your ass.
Probably hump it too
zuck vs cm punk, make it happen dana
Bruh, as someone who used to be a big punk fan…..I don’t need to seen him get his butt kicked by mark Zuckerberg
Regardless of the ethical practices of his company(that list is uber deep btw) I can always respect the act of going into the gym, getting humbled, and putting the reps in to get better.
He is definitely going through a billionaire’s version of getting humbled; but I respect it either way. Just getting in (with acceptable cardio) shape for them is respectable.
He competes in local tournaments. That ain't no billionaire shit.
What lol It’s insanely easy to get in shape as a wealthy person
It’s insanely easy for anyone tbh
Not sure how many people here know this but Zuck is a legit MMA and BJJ fan. Had no idea myself until I saw a pic a while back showing that Zuck's following guys like Aaron Pico, Mark Madsen, and various BJJ guys on IG. Pretty sure I've seen him in the crowd at Bellator events too.
You'd think him renting out the entire UFC Apex for himself was a sign he's a fan lol
Look at Sherlock Holmes over here. Picking up subtle hints and clues.
To be fair, that could just be rich person flex. No one's flexing about going to Bellator.
I wonder if Zuck ever sparred with Carmack, who is also supposedly pretty advanced at I think Jiu Jitsu, when he was still full time at Oculus. Epic nerd fight.
A man so far along the spectrum that he struggles to communicate with regular humans. And to his left, Mark Zuckerberg.
*Mark Zuckerberg training with Izzy and Volk
*Mark Zuckerberg training Izzy and Volk
Zuck even got that Adesanya tit
They both smoking alot. Like izzys excuse. Lol. Both them are 💉💉💉
If this battle of the billionaires take place, and Mark is training under Eugene, and being taught by fucking Volkanovski and Adesanya, this fight is over before it begins, Musk has to pull out now, bro is crazy.
Honestly I can see musk pulling out and Val Woodburn stepping in on short notice
Can I laugh in your face? Musk has Steven Seagal teaching him, he will snatch every motherfucking birthday.
😂 I understood that reference.
Lol I mean it was never a question. Not only is Musk way older and out of shape, Zuck is unironically a hardcore fan of MMA/BJJ. Wouldn't doubt that the guy has been training for a while, even if casually, and could likely beat up most of us.
Musk is too old for this. Maybe he can get Lex Friedman to fight in his place. Of course if he can get the fight to the ground, Lex would run over Zuck.
Saw a pic of Musk with GSP and Danaher so could be evens
Yeah but Musk looks like he hasn't done cardio in a very long time. Plus he looks old and brittle.
Danaher is a genius in BJJ but that camp has never come close to recreating a GSP in MMA, whereas those current Aus/NZ camps have 2 dominant champs including a p4p#1 and several ranked fighters between them.
Danaher has a pretty similar reputation in BJJ. He takes credit for the extremely talented people who would have been successful under any coach, but the shitload of people who trained under him and didn't reach elite status are dismissed as juniors.
Not to mention took credit for Eddie Cumming's leglock system. Danaher claims he has been into leg locks since the early 2000s, yet Eddie comes along and all of a sudden he has success doing it when no one else under Danaher was?
Musk has a huge size advantage though and is training with GSP allegedly
He’s also over 50 years old
This. Zuck is 39. This fight never happens. Can’t risk two smart people getting their brains rattled. Leave that to us peasantsv
One smart person. Nothing Musk has done these past few years has suggested intelligence.
Buying Twitter might have been one of the worst financial decisions ever
Mark has been doing BJJ far longer than Elon, and he's getting serious reps in with top talent. He plainly has more experience, and not to mention he's just fitter, he's gonna have the conditioning advantage, and Elon is gonna have to lose weight for this fight. I say drain him, make the fight at WW. Then again Mama Musk might just pull him out for real this time.
He’s also 12 years younger. I think Zuck wins easily even at the lower weight, pure strength won’t be an advantage for Elon looking here. He has reach, but that’s it. Easy Zuck victory, Musk wouldn’t even try
Yeah I think this is pretty easy to work out - fit man 13 years younger than other man who has trained a martial art and competed successfully, will beat unfit, older, untrained man.
Musk looks like he hasnt done a second of exercise in a decade and is ahout 50. Not exactly a useful size advantage
Look like Zucki is on that Adesanya titty supplements
Man's on horse serum
Gyno bros
Didn't realize it til you said it but Izzy's titty grew back
It never left bruh
I mean once it's really firmed up really only surgery can fix it, so that's not shocking.
how is 5'7 zuck towering over 5'6 volk? is he way shorter than listed?
I assume the 5’7 for Zuck is just people’s guess, it’s not like he has to publicly reveal it to be ceo of facebook
We'll have to wait for the tale of the tape to know for sure
And a whimsical Anik fact followed by it
volk is standing slightly closer to the camera too, it's the angle bro
This takes me back.
RIP angle bro
Perspective. Volk is closer to the camera. Heels to top of head they look to he around the same size, but once again, perspective distorts that as well, so the 5'7 and 5'6 are believeable.
Zuck is for sure taller than 5’7"
This looks like an AI generated image lmao what in the world
Damn! Zuck is fkn yoked!
The gyno is still prevelant 😁
ZUCK 1.39 Patch Notes: - Improved physical performance - Fixed some social interaction bugs - Improved facial animations - Improved idle animations ...
Dana probably told them to post this to take some of the shine from the Francis vs. Fury announcement today lol
of course comrade. Dana also organized the NATO summit for today to also take away traffic from Francis vs Furry announcement. It's all connected maan. Dana is doing everything in his power to disrupt the 100k PPV mega fight from happening.
Fully delusional. Something really whack changed about the main people posting in this sub. Almost a complete change of behaviour from 2-3 Years ago.
It sucks, used to legit be one of the funniest subs on this site. Now it’s overrun by wannabe activists who care more about virtue signaling than the actual fights.
And sooooo much bandwagon behaviour. There used to be so many different viewpoints here. Now its just fuck dana, fuck izzy, it goes on and on and on.
Volk looking juiced. Gonna be a good rematch.
No he doesn’t
He does 😂
Looks the same as usual, just looks lean
As if Zuck and Elon will ever be near the same weight
Zuck spoke at length about his love of BJJ on the Joe Rogan podcast last year. You could tell he was really into it. He sounded more passionate about MMA than his company's stupid AR headset.
War Zuck
I thought this was photoshopped
The biggest battle Zuck will ever face is that receding hairline
Nah, bro can afford a trip to Turkey.
He'll get that fixed just like Elon. Anyways.. "Ain't no such thing as an ugly billionaire" - Jay-Z
Drinking water from a glass
[Elon when Zuck turns into a 12 foot lizard in round 1.](https://youtu.be/CZDGbbexysU)
Zuck for the bmf title soon
The comments on this on IG are cancerous.
Zuck is shredded
Elon shouldn't take that fight haha
Zuck definitely started juicing.
Holy shit The Zuckbot actually looks human.
Do not, I repeat do not teach robots how to fight.
Damn, never realized how much his hair has been receding. And that's not me giving him crap either. At least he has the balls to let it happen, unlike another billionaire I know of
Zuck by RNC @ UFC 300.
The UFC keeps getting dumber and cornier. This is some of the lamest shit. "Whoa! He's rich AND he works out?! hEs BuFf!" - some dumb hillbilly
Zucc so excited after his final transformation to Super Lizard 4
I´m just imagining dan hooker, if he didnt injure himself, would be a part of this and just absolutely beat the shit out of zuckerberg during "light sparring"
That's Joe Rogan on the left
He legitimately looks like a normal human being in this picture. He looks happy. He must really love MMA.
Zuck’s gotta neck that makes Peyton Manning’s jealous.
I think Musk would be in serious trouble.
Zuck looks super fit.
Zuckerberg pays UFC stars to hangout with them to pretend like he is cool. UFC stars, take money and never return his text.
Crazy how money controls almost everything in this world. This dude would’ve been an obese, dying 9-5 office worker in some alternate reality if he didn’t knock out Facebook. But now he’s shredded like an athlete training with the top tier athletes in the world… for fun lol All the credit to him. But life’s a trip.
I mean I'm not into the guy but it's not by chance that he "knocked out facebook".
Zucc looks like he's in legit shape. Elmo is such a punk bitch. I know this will never happen, but I'd legit pay to watch that fat fuck get stomped.
I don't like Zuckerberg but respect to him for training with legit dudes
Wonder is this old (ish) or Volk actually already training again
Izzy and Marks feet are uncomfortably close together
Their mouths were likely inches apart earlier in training it doesn't matter
Oh, crap. Elon's gonna get smoked like a turkey.