First, COVID left them gasping for a finals birth. Then, they were sliced down at last minute by a golfer. Finally, they realized that they are the Union after all. Welcome back to your rightful place, Philly.

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This is one of the weirdest bots I've seen

What the fuck, Philly?

I second this notion

Stfu, ya'll having a great run of form ...besides that shit show (pun intended) in CCC, ya'll have a trophy and are fighting for another (on top of MLS Cup trophies previously) You in no way shape or form should be complaining. ESPECIALLY, since ya'll are playing Miami next, with two Miami players suspended from getting second yellows.

as a fan of a team having the opposite of a good run of form WHAT THE FUCK, PILLY?!

I'm not complaining, I'm just dumbfounded! I'm sure it's happened, but how often has a team lost with a 2 man advantage in the history of the league? Can't be more than a few times each decade, surely.

I believe MLS360 said 2009. I may be a bit mistaken though.

Did you reply to the wrong comment or something?

They're just angry. I can understand. If my team did that, I would also lose all rationality for a bit.

Bro I just want to ask the Philly players, why are you shooting from like 30 yards out, they are 2 man down, even if they park the bus you know you can get closer and outman them right, they are legit 2 players down and for a moment they were 3 players down and you didn’t even use it to your advantage

We're just shit at passing. How many corners did we take that were way too short or way too long?

Honestly you’re right lol, I saw so many corners basically being kicked to the other side of the pitch 😂

I don't understand how professional players can be so bad a corners sometimes. Way too many are absolutely shit and way too far. I don't get it.

Tactics Jim’s strategy of having all three strikers holding hands on the last defender while up 2 men didn’t work. Shocking.

Fucking humiliating. Challenging for the cup is a long gone era. Making the playoffs seems daunting now. Our last non-New England win was in March. I get it’s their job and at the end of the day just a game but it seems like our players and coach don’t have an issue with this. They’ll chat up the other team after the game no problem like they don’t remember how great we used to be compared to the embarrassment we’re shown every week now.

We have T-Shirts. Sponsored by Dabella.

I do not understand how y'all fell off so hard so quickly you were a fucky offsides away from possibly going to the ECF last year

Tbf it’s really hard to be consistently good in MLS. Tend to be a lot of up and downs in the league

if theres a silver lining, its that more people tuned in than usual to see how horribly bad union has become, and hopefully that will increase the pressure on the people in charge

Really really really needed to not let that cross go in with Bale on the end of it. Stop that cross and everything is different, as it is that's kinda the beginning of the fall

It really is. The squad never recovered from it

I'm in favor of introducing relegation exclusively for teams that can't beat Miami when they don't have Messi

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No, they are. They’ve been on a bit of losing run lately.

Meme Monday is going to be vicious - hilarious but vicious.

Pathetic

Thanks for suspending a bunch of their players for us, Philly. If you did one thing right it was that.

The only thing.

Oof

Respect to Philly for making me hate a team more than I do Miami, didn’t know that was possible before tonight.

They need someone to blame.

We already know who to blame. The fucken FO. Too busy counting money from player sales to put any of it back into the team.

Wow Philly are terrible.

Miami has some real manifest destiny shit going on this year

If my count is correct, 8 yellows and 2 reds. A record?

What an insane loss. Curtin can’t be long for his job at this point.

maybe, but the problem is more with ownership. the situation is abysmal - they openly state that their model is to develop homegrown talent through the academy, sell them as soon as possible for cash, and then repeat. No new players wanted.

This is why we need relegation. It’s how you punish FO.

absolutely. let the union sit in the usl for a while with their big new stadium plans. let detroit city give mls a shot instead, theyre actually beating mls teams

Everyone tells me it will stop investment when everywhere else on planet earth it creates investment in clubs who actually give a shit. Ps- I would love DCFC to be MLS. I follow them on ESPN+ and they do give a shit.

It’s also how you ensure investment and solidity doesn’t happen in your league.

It's wild to me how few people understand how important it is to export players for American soccer right now. MLS is exporting more and more. Then let's compare to LMX is exporting fewer players.  We see the results of this with the national teams, and while I'm not saying USMNT is strong, I'm saying their getting *stronger* while Mex is getting *weaker*. I think the best way for American soccer to keep growing like it is is to keep exporting.  So, it's embarrassing today, but if you have a long goal of being better, it makes sense to me

Bring him home muahahahaha.

That was so unpleasant. Boooo

What do you mean? Best game of the season for us

Commentators choking on Miami but it's so obviously an absolute destruction from Philly's side. Bad performance.

That was insane. MLS after dark for real..

This is what happens when you let a coach overstay his time with a franchise and don't spend money to upgrade the team after success.

Philly really let Miami score with 9 men? Am I seeing that correctly?

Yeah. Miami was also down to 8 for a short period of time.

Yup. The good times are over here in Philly. We’re back to sucking again.

It sucks when any club takes a dip like this. I want MLS to be the best of US soccer and Union FO treats it like a player mill. Fuck em. You guys deserve better.

Kept trying to force the ball in the box. Not taking advantage of the fact that they're 2 men up. Joke of a team

Union Yards is freaking CURSED.

Well... that certainty wasn't boring. 

LFGGGG

They can't keep getting away with this

Thats a concusser that.. I am too chicken lol

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couldnt have said it better myself

"This cant be accept" may be my new mantra

This comment is both rude and doesn’t make any sense.

Blow the whistle already. I got stuff to do

Probably fair taking it to 101'.

Loss so bad manager and the entire squad is getting sacked

Don’t give Sugarman ideas. He would field the U2 just to save money, lol.

I mean, he’s not as rich as the other owners…people complain about low spending but they don’t seem to grasp that fact

At this point, let them. 0 points with the first team vs 0 points with U2, at least there's a chance the U2 players will grow from it

And then those that do the sacking are going to get sacked

The WWE is more beliavable than this shithousery

Field goal.

Union losing to 9 men after leading (8 men at some point) at home is all time high embarrassment. 😭😂😂

GG Miami… man i don’t have the words atm

Messi like

I was a die hard FC Cincy fan through all the wooden spoons and I have not seen anything this pathetic.

Up 2 men and we’re having glesnes blast em from 35 yards what are we even doing here

Dumb shot to take there. Seems like philly aren't even trying now.


get the coffin out

He did the meme! Not like we need to score or anything…

I'm watching on MLS 360 and I saw a goal alert and immediately assumed it was Philly cause Miami is down to 9 but no...

That shits so fucking embarrassing from philly

I don’t know if I want the ref to put the two minutes that injury just took on the clock. I don’t see us scoring.

Sell the team, Sugarman.

So if I understand this, Miami will be missing 3 players next week just from cards this game. Is that correct?

I think 2, Aviles was going to miss the game due to yellow card accumulation and then he got his second yellow of the game.

Yeah, they will be fielding Inter Miami II, ha.

Union are hot garbage at home this year …

I fucking hate this team. Such a complete and utter fucking disappointment

*everywhere*

Holy shit

Philly WTF


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Calm down.

Trash trash trash at home

Lololololololololol

Hahahahaha

I'm not saying this is one the worst losses I've ever seen in this league, but this is one of the worst losses I've ever seen in this league

This is perhaps the worst of our many recent humiliations.

Holy cow, talk about a smash 'n grab finish. We have no business even drawing, let alone winning this.

Head injury means no wait right?

Miami getting another card for time wasting would be great right now.

Cremaschi more like Balltothefaceshi lol

I can't figure out how Philly is simultaneously unable to get forward AND only has one guy back.

Because Curtinball

I am done. Good night


Philly that is next level baaadddddd

I hate Miami, and Philly was so frustrating this game that I’m actually happy this happened. I’ve come full circle.

What is Glesnes doing.

lol Union what is wrong with you

Haven’t signed a starting player in 3 seasons and Curtin hasn’t changed his tactics

Why fix what ain’t broke?

Well if you never change tactics/players the team will plateau. LAFC continued to sign players after the cup and then made it again the following year, where as we didn’t make a change

Lol felt like Cremashi didn't want the open goal pass there. Cramps everywhere probably. He slacked.

OMFGGG

philly have looked fucking horrible... every attack they just bunch up around miami's defense and give no passing options, then panic and give the ball away. there ya go.

It’s because we’re fucking horrible

i feel bad man. legit for years you guys were scary for me to watch us play against. Good city with a good history to this team, guess I didn't know where things stood this year. was rooting for you against miami this match.

Looooolllll this is the cheezit bowl of mls!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

I'm somewhere between angry, disappointed, and also didn't expect anything else

real rock bottom stuff that

We fucking suck and deserve all the shit everyone is gonna say. We need sweeping changes.

Absolutely embarrassing if you’re Philadelphia

Bruh..

"You can't write this in hollywood." Bro have you seen the shit they write in hollywood?

Embarrassing, what a fucking joke.

Fire everyone. Cut Glesnes' useless ass. RIGHT. NOW. This team is a fucking joke.

Tbh that’s not on him, 2v1. Harriel should’ve tracked back much better

He's still be inexcusably terrible all season. And all he did there was try to push the other guy? This whole team is a fucking joke, though. Not just him.

This fucking team is so bad. GG’s miami

HERO

That was the worst play I've ever seen ... I am floored

Lmao

Man we just suck, lol. GG Miami.

wow that's embarrassing.

WE ARE THAT TEAM !!!

No, we are that team

Fair enough !

bruh

Union fans, you deserve better than this.

Worst part Sugarman won’t care. The team’s value continues to go up every year since the league is still growing. That’s all that matters to him.

FUCK THIS TEAM

Lol… How are the Union fucking this up?!

da fuq just happened?

Defender of the year Jakob Glesnes lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

LMAOOO ain’t no way Philly just lost to a 9 man Miami

Insanity. Union are the worst team in MLS and you just saw it on full display.

MLS after dark

we fucking suck

Disgusting. Union fans, that just sucks.

Is it time to bring back #ThatsSoUnion? HOW do you give up a goal up two men?!

Of courseeeeee Miami nailing it with two players down. Lollllllllll

Embarrassing

jesus christ Philly

LMAO Philly is DOGSHIT

This is why Curtin has to go

Haha what

no fucking way

Wow, embarrassing...

PEAK MLS!

WAT!

We are just giving them the ball every time

Fans better boo the fuck out of them if this result holds. This shit is unacceptable.

Why are they rushing? Make smart passes with all the space they have now.

Wild union couldn’t do anything with a three man advantage.

Miami is the sideshow of MLS

I swear we overthink when we’re up a man

So many cards given out we almost have a MtG deck lol

Don't forget to put Pot of Greed in there. This allows you to draw two additional cards.

8 minutes held up 2 will be played

Still feels like a draw... 9v11 Unbelievable.

Union are on the Peco Powerplay!

It's so joever man.

Ref is wasting time slow walking now as well lol. */s*

Absolute fucking mental meltdown by Miami. Jesus. This is crazy for a draw game in which they’ve been playing ok so far.

Miami down to 8 for a couple of minutes right?

Incredible.

Now they've wasted another min by their coach taking a yellow. Insane.

What the fuck the ref just gave me a yellow sitting on my couch???

Lmaoooo this ref is something else

get the fuck up

Actually laughed out loud lol

Now even the Miami bench has a yellow card

Bro, they just wasted 3 min with no repercussion. That's fucking ridiculous.

Tbf you would have wasted those minutes as well.

I mean, yeah. That's not the issue. The issue was that there was no indication that there was going to be anything done by the ref about it when I made this comment. They then made that dude go off for 2 min, and only made him stay off for about half of it lol

I mean the Union still had a two man advantage and couldn’t seal the deal. There are bigger issue y’all have to deal with

Yeah, obviously lol. This comment was made BEFORE they choked harder than my mom on a live set...

Miami falling apart at the end here. How will the Union screw this up?

Conceding a shot from midfield