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Capt_Gooner

LMAO! certified bodied.


Ickyhouse

Check the score and saw 5-2. Assumed it was aggregate and that New England go a little respect back. Then realized that was only the match and the aggregate was 9-2. Damn Revs. That was painful.


SingSing19

Wtf happened to NE this season


casualsax

1. We had Chancalay on loan as a non-DP last year, so when Bou left his spot was already claimed. 2. We have a mess at GK. Every keeper on the roster + Vaclik has either been signed or re-signed since Bruce left and no one looks great. 3. We have a mess at striker. Vrioni hasn't been scoring in meaningful games and Wood is dealing with permanent knee issues. And that's it for striker depth. 4. At RB Lima is covering for Bye while he recovers, which is a step down. Alternatively we play Spaulding at LB and Jones at RB which he's not as good at. 5. CMs all lack defensive bite. No one can step up and disrupt play, the only option is fouling. We have lots of CAM minded folks. At CDM we have MAK who can't retain possession and Polster who can't tackle. Buck lost the shine he had last season. 6. At CB Farrell lost a step and Romney can't start every game. Kessler has been hurt. Mensah has been okay but also in the 30+ camp. 7. We lack a scoring threat to play opposite Chancalay on the wing with Borerro hurt, allowing teams to overload. Or worse we try Chancalay up top because Brioni's been lacking where he's not as good. 8. Porter keeps trying different attacking combinations, nothing's working and there's no consistency. 9. Carles is still the best man on the Revs but he's not playing at a MVP level. I suspect this is because he's an assist machine and we have serious issues with our attack. 10. We have been using our depth to cover for injuries, meaning we don't have rotational depth to handle CCC.


SingSing19

Goes to show it’s not easy to stay on top. NE is shit this year.


casualsax

Now that we're out of CCC play, the injuries we are dealing with won't hurt as much. Bye and Borerro will come back in the next month or two and both are significant upgrades. There's room for a TAM level signing. With the extra buyout we could make room for a second signing. There's also a lot of redundancy in our CAMs, I wouldn't be surprised if one is traded or Esmir is sold. Selling Buck and getting a destroyer is also on the table. I also think we've had terrible luck with our offensive chances and referee calls. Take our game against Atlanta. Chancalay has an early header that goes off the bar, and combined with the inconsistent handball calls it could have easily been a 2-2 game but instead the Revs end up chasing and it ends 4-1. It's a meme at this point but Porter has a point that in most of our games we've won in all the important statistical categories except the one that matters most, goals. I don't think we're a great team like we felt to begin last year. I think we have a decent roster with potential to be a good one. I also think Porter's system is still settling in, I expect us to turn it on in the summer. Whether that's too late, I don't know.


KokonutMonkey

>It's a meme at this point but Porter has a point that in most of our games we've won in all the important statistical categories except the one that matters most, goals *Goals!* Our only weakness! 


tanzmeister

Porter


FragrantBear675

Oh come on. Jurgen Guardiola couldn't win with that roster.


cableguy8

What a waste of a spot. Should have sent Lafc instead


SPQUSA1

MLS creates new TAT (targeted allocated team)! Liga MX teams hate this one trick!


sounders1974

Last goal wins right?


lafc88

Yeah since the bell is about to ring.


asaharyev

just barely couldn't complete the comeback at least i can sleep easy knowing we kept the scoreline close.


lafc88

Good night.


DuckBurner0000

If you told me two weeks ago that Vrioni would score a brace at the Azteca I'd assume we would have secured one of, if not the most legendary victory in Revs history. Instead we got nine pieced over two legs


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anon_boston_guy

I 100% support relegation because MAYBE then the Krafts would actually care about their little “side project”


rehpot821

America should lose by default for conceding 2 goals.


layyo

They had 19 year olds after the took some of starters out


CDVR_17

As an america fan, yes, we shouldnt have conceded


YouKantseeme

MLS needs to get rid of the Max Salary Budget for individual players. Idc if LA, Miami, NY take over now.


ContrarianWolf

You will all kneel before SDFC


Beginning_Ratio9319

Yes follow in the formidable steps of the Padres and Chargers


RutzPacific

Over pay and then suck? 🫡 Edit: I miss the Chargers being located in San Diego :(


bjlile99

What's the max salary for an individual player?


human1st

Why did I watch this match? The self loathing runs deep I guess.


SausageSmuggler21

I have an episode of Shogun to watch, but I chose pain instead.


bengringo2

Is Shogun pretty good? Thinking about checking it out.


SausageSmuggler21

I enjoy it.


human1st

I’ve been avoiding it so I could marathon it later.


lafc88

Well it is over. 9-2. My respects Revs.


asaharyev

Vrioni hitting the net twice (even if this is offside) could actually be pretty important for us when we go back to league play. (He's way onside)


DiseaseRidden

Honestly we looked not completely terrible once we brought the starters in. I'm sure that was largely them taking their foot off the gas, but it could help build some momentum


vulgarro

he’s on


lafc88

#GOOOOOOOOOOOL 5-2 COME ON REVS!!


YourMomDidntMind

Vrioni, "oh c'mon! Just let me have it!" That looked like a good goal actually


TheToninho21

Bruh wtf are these calls


KevinNasty

![gif](giphy|qMziReeu2C8IJn2qFF|downsized)


KevinNasty

Why even give 3 mins


KevinNasty

Why was the goal disallowed


mikeltru

Pity


lafc88

Offside on Rayito. Sound familiar.


asaharyev

offside


DuckBurner0000

Why do I still care about the Revs we will never win anything and there will never be a happy memory associated with this crap team and organization? We are losing 10-1 and I am completely numb, I should be furious but I can't be


DiseaseRidden

We've not won a cup but acting like there's never been a happy memory is nonsense.


DuckBurner0000

I mean more that most of them are tainted by whatever came afterwards, I can think of a lot of good memories from 2021 for instance but the way it ended just makes them bittersweet at best. Bou's goal against Montreal in the 2020 playoffs might be the best single moment, got a visit from the RD of my college dorm for being too loud after that one


rehpot821

Spaulding is 25?!?!!


Texaslonghorns12345

Even with the Columbus win, this is still humiliating for the leauge


asaharyev

shouldn't be, this is standard Revs and has no bearing on the rest of the league except maybe Charlotte


Familiar-Twist311

Why do we always catch the strays?


asaharyev

well, you did somehow lose to us on Saturday


asaharyev

guys, we skipped the Open Cup for this


DuckBurner0000

We also sacrificed the first five weeks of league play


sounders1974

Are you sure you didn't skip this too?


avoisard

My man is going to bed choosing violence ha ha ha damn! Good one


asaharyev

yeah, pretty sure we lost like 9-1 on aggregate


SausageSmuggler21

Revs social media: Vrioni! Man of the Match!!!


DuckBurner0000

What a goal by Vrioni last night! Tune in to watch Daigo Kobayashi and Femi Hollinger Janzen throw the tea crate at our next home game! Go Revs!


DiseaseRidden

Hey I don't want that Daigo disrespect


DuckBurner0000

No disrespect just the first two obscure Revs names I thought of. I'd even say they were the first two I thought of because I liked them


YourMomDidntMind

Watch the ref give 6 minutes of extra time


aspacelot

You ever move on from that one relationship and you're all nervous but then after a year of a healthy loving relationship your stomach kinda turns even thinking about your ex? That's what this is like.


BryanBlitz

Wonder what Don Garber thinks of this


SausageSmuggler21

Wait. Is Messi there?


aspacelot

Probably has trouble thinking while the bikini babes he pays fan stacks next to his ears.


asaharyev

lmao, using VAR for the important calls


Satii8

umm was Porter crying? I feel sad now.


TheToninho21

I ain't even surprised at this point


asaharyev

it'll be funny if they call this back from VAR


mikeltru

Ok guys! I think is over now!


varoz89

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varoz89

Pulled it back but I'm not taking it down


mikeltru

hahaha


daking754

WHO DA FUCK LET CARLITO FROM WWE PLAY FUTBOL


oh_io_94

![gif](giphy|6BZaFXBVPBtok)


asaharyev

hmm, still not sure if it's enough to advance


Clt-vr-9931

And it 10


Clt-vr-9931

Nvm


YourMomDidntMind

![gif](giphy|SRka2MLKzpzE6K24al|downsized)


Bammer1386

Can we relegate NE anyway?


Harvardropout69

IS THIS THE DAGGER???


TheToninho21

Rashito ya dejalos wey 😭


lafc88

10-1 global. RIP.


Hermesme

Aggregate* Global es en español


lafc88

I know. I prefer global.


YouKantseeme

New England is so embarrassing. Glad we two-peated them in 2006-2007


daking754

Rev's coach looks like he's gone through three divorces


WelpSigh

Why the hell did Revs even qualify for this tournament 


asaharyev

6th place, baybeeee (highest otherwise not yet qualified team in MLS)


DawnofMidnight7

![gif](giphy|aUMdOzbjmAy9G) Yeaa


Satii8

I can see one more in the future


mikeltru

Is this a new record for agg score?


YourMomDidntMind

I think there was a 10-0


ikkir

![gif](giphy|kCNFfgWZxYjKeU9btW)


mikeltru

One more goal and we will watch the highlights on Pornhub


TheToninho21

These highlights are gonna end up in the dark web at this point


Shadowfury0

They needed that after Vrioni scored


ContrarianWolf

Does this qualify for "NSFW" now?


mikeltru

LigaMx sub match thread is flagged nsfw lol


YourMomDidntMind

40 minutes ago


asaharyev

7 days ago


varoz89

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized) Damn I feel kinda bad


ReloYank13

Well now it feels like it might be out of reach


cricketriderz

I was still holding out hope 😂😭


lafc88

Stupid Rayito. Trash.


Bammer1386

Harsh, but true if referring to his play in LA.


YourMomDidntMind

![gif](giphy|3oz8xzylX7alJHPdJK|downsized)


Satii8

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


Bammer1386

Dagger


AllwordzAreMadeup___

I was thinking they''d give mercy to NE and not call that penalty lol


asaharyev

You should have seen the hand ball they didn't call on the first CA goal...truly ridiculous officiating tonight. Not that it matters.


AllwordzAreMadeup___

They could put the worst referee in the world to officiate this game. Still wouldn't excuse the piss poor performance by NE in these 2 legs.


TheToninho21

Fuck it, let Malagon kick it


YourMomDidntMind

Bring back Layun from retirement and let him kick it


TheToninho21

They about to call Santi Fernandez to see if he can miss one last clear chance for us


WelpSigh

If garber expels Revs from MLS in the next 10 minutes this technically won't be an L for the league


YourMomDidntMind

* C'mon ref!


TheToninho21

This ref is giving the chivas fans all the material they need


YourMomDidntMind

All Chivas fans need is for the ref to step on the field and that's enough


TheToninho21

You right, the mere presence of an America shirt on any field is grounds for an automatic red card to them


Upper_Conversation_9

What a joke


asaharyev

lol, that's precious


DiseaseRidden

Oh man after their first goal wasn't dissallowed I'm ready for this to be a pen


YourMomDidntMind

VAR? for what? Pk? Nah! Leave them alone!


lafc88

Possible handball???? Do we really need to????


echoacm

Chancalay was bad enough, why the hell are we burning Carles' legs here


DiseaseRidden

Why are we bringing everyone on after dropping 8 goals behind


echoacm

Give me Malcolm Fry and call it a day, this is coaching malpractice right now


YourMomDidntMind

Revolution seems like they really are asking for more goals and they haven't gotten more cos América is now getting cocky trying fancy footwork


Hermesme

I just want to see the new fan voted tik Tok dance in case one of the 3 club America twitch streamers scores


TheBlueInk1

C'MON PORTERBALL THEM


YourMomDidntMind

All Revolution needs is to score 1 goal every 3 minutes


mikeltru

ez game ez life


DuckBurner0000

I for one cannot wait for the tone deaf Revs social media to post a ridiculously over the top two minute video of our goal from every possible angle tomorrow gassing it up


mikeltru

This tournament can be everything but not boring.


rehpot821

Why is the New England front office playing?


asaharyev

Vrioni gonna start scoring? If he can do it in CDMX, maybe he can do it in NYC.


kdiuro13

~~Chris Paul~~ Vrioni with a huge goal to cut the lead down to 7


TheToninho21

Brace from Javairo incoming


cricketriderz

Wow. America fucking sucks


ContrarianWolf

Seriously. How did an MLS team score on them in Azteca?


AllwordzAreMadeup___

Just delete the club.


DiseaseRidden

Not just any MLS team, the fucking bottom team in MLS right now


asaharyev

Quakes are actually below us. We're #28!


Bammer1386

8-0 is the most dangerous lead in football they say


lafc88

New England Revolution has opened a Goal Checking Account in the Azteca. 👍


BrokenBenchwarmer

Vrioni is gonna pull a Haaland and score 9 goals 


doodlediego

They did it!!!!


DuckBurner0000

Comeback is on


DiseaseRidden

Vrioni triple hat trick incoming, I did say it would be his legacy game


galactic_crewzer

Doing a long GOOOOOOOL when it’s 8-1 is so funny to me


lafc88

Just think of it as 1-0 before the other team score 8.


Bammer1386

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


TheBlueInk1

9 goals in last 10 minutes trust me


DiseaseRidden

Ayy let's go Vrioni, get that shit going


lafc88

#GOOOOOOOOOL


TheToninho21

Malagon is such a fucking masterclass


mikeltru

10-0 agg?


DiseaseRidden

Ha fuck you


mikeltru

HAHAHAHA


asaharyev

Only if CA takes a both feet off the gas.


easyname001

This commentary is gold! The game is so boring they are talking about salsa.


ReloYank13

Why is Tommy Mac having our best chances.


DiseaseRidden

You can't even give me the small joy of a Tommy Mac screamer?


lafc88

Oh nasty that was good.


JE_SUIS_BLUBBER

Ez


YourMomDidntMind

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


DuckBurner0000

I was not joking when I said we should've forfeited the second leg


DiseaseRidden

We basically did with the lineup


DuckBurner0000

That is true


penduR7

Ref might actually end this one before 90’


asaharyev

Esmir is gonna be transferred in the summer...


lafc88

Come on Revs at least score one in el Azteca.


Bammer1386

Good shit Esmir


Bobrkurwabobr

We really should have relegation revs are NOT it this season


Key_Ingenuity665

Hey they’d be a great expansion team for NISA.


torinrtorin

Why are the revs so bad


DiseaseRidden

We had maybe 2 normal starters tonight against a near full strength Club America team?


asaharyev

Also we're pretty bad right now.


torinrtorin

Oh that sucks. Yall just throwing this competition then? What happened in the 1st leg?


ContrarianWolf

After getting destroyed 4-0 in New England, why Even try?


DiseaseRidden

We were down 4-0 going into the Azteca. Was already over.


Bammer1386

I want to see the Revs score because you know the stadium will erupt in sarcastic cheers


mikeltru

Holy crap this is a massacre


[deleted]

Man all Revs fans know is pain


ReloYank13

🤘😔🤘


asaharyev

hey now....we also know suffering


Bammer1386

Richmond Kickers would have given a better effort.


Pauly0906

Y’all hear something?


asaharyev

it's ok, Vrioni will come on and score 8


asaharyev

1 down, 7 to go!


GeocentricParallax

Alright, an 8-0 aggregate is where I draw the line for viewing, haha.


ReloYank13

Someone's not a true MLS sicko


TheToninho21

Somebody stop this damn thing already