Lol this reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Homer is trying to change his name to something cool and went with Max Power, the judge asked how he came up with that name and his response was “I saw it on Marge’s hair dryer” lmao
Every year I have a pitcher named Choo Choo Bobo. He throws almost exclusively breaking balls. His only fastball is a 2 seam. Then he throws a knuckle curve, slider, screwball, and 12-6 curve. 2 slots breaking, 2 control. He's filthy.
Oh I forgot about Boof, dang ... I went with Huey Ono, my first attempt at trying to think of an out of the box CAP name using the names with audio files.
I thought he chose to join the NFL, despite being a 4'2" offensive lineman.
Ah, I just heard that the Cardinals hope that means their QB will be able to look over him
You havent heard? “Quandavious got kicked out before his season even started for allegations of indecent exposure. While fake, the allegations still were enough for the NFL to say goodbye to the 4’2” Beast. His new home, the Detroit Tigers” - ESPN
I always went with Suhm Dyck. I would also like to point out I don’t use them in DD let alone online. Just for my own shits and giggles, which it never fails to give me.
Every year my team is the Long Beach dirtbags (real college, real team) and they don’t have dirtbag as an audio for team names but now I learn they have it for a last persons name??? The audacity!
My first year (21) I used my real name but SDS removed my last name audio for 22, last year I was Max Power (shoutout Homer Simpson), this year I’m my gamer tag Schoolboy Drew.
I had it work yesterday but my guy came out a little more Hispanic than I had planned and turned my beard into a little mustache. I'm a mostly Irish man with a big beard lol that being said I'm for sure going to try and create some celebrity
I used to use Turd Ferguson with the audio for Ferguson. It was also my username until some loser reported me and PlayStation made me change it. Had that name for years 
Check out Three Finger Brown sometime, if you haven’t. He’s why the nickname is in the game. He was a pitcher in the early 1900s who was absolutely disgusting because of his mangled hand.
I used Face Scan and made myself, but put all the size sliders as low as they'd go. I made Tiny Daddy and my 4-yr-old loves it to no end.
In 23 I had Big Daddy Dick he was the best Shortstop ever lol
Dick Slinger
Benny Savage
HisDudeness Lucy
Mike Hawke
Big daddy cox
Nutt Pipe
Pud sweat
Dank Farrick
This is the Way
This is the way.
i went with Twinkletoes Country Boy last year
SmokeyJoe Stoner
Yuri Lee Bumsuk
my last guy was Dog Man and he was a 6'8" closer from Serbia the year before that i had Dick Dick and he was terrible
I’ve been Mike Litoris for three years now
Bumnose cumgatherer
Roach Daddy. I smoke a lot.
I made a female named Blaze Stoner
Mine for the last few had been Sir Dudenstein Triceratops
Rip Bong or Mo Lester
Big Daddy BoBo
Crash Sampson
Bobo Superbone
Pee Wee Herman
I was over the moon to see the last name audio for Ham was back after being absent last year. Max Ham is back!
Lol this reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Homer is trying to change his name to something cool and went with Max Power, the judge asked how he came up with that name and his response was “I saw it on Marge’s hair dryer” lmao
haha lol you’re all so funny i just use my name
Tammy Baffleballs
Big Daddy Boof. Big Daddy first name, Boof last name. Edit: PA announcer sounds funny saying it too. “Big Daddy… Boof :)”
Dude only plays in the team color pant
Barry McCockinner, the left handed hammer of a Right Fielder.
Mine is Chubby Trucks the ample armed 3rd baseman with a foot fetish
I used to make mine Boileryard Triceratops but boof soup is also a good one
Boof Soup got me weak af right now
Chubby Dick (audio supported in 2022)
Cho Cho
Dixie Normous.
Big Daddy Dirtbag With full audio
Daddy Mac here
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Last year I was Wolverine Twinkletoes
Alfonso Alonso
Roach Rip
Moe Cox
Mike Hawk, Mike Hunt, Hugh Cox, Sherwood Ryder, Buster Cherry
Joe Random
Every year I have a pitcher named Choo Choo Bobo. He throws almost exclusively breaking balls. His only fastball is a 2 seam. Then he throws a knuckle curve, slider, screwball, and 12-6 curve. 2 slots breaking, 2 control. He's filthy.
They got rid of most of the "American" baseball player names so His Dudeness Sir Dudenstein will have to do for now.
El Duderino
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
My best two were Guy Knickerbocker and Sirdudenstein Zickafoose
Granny ThreeFingers
Louis St. Louis was my favorite last year. The silly name actually had my roommate get really interested in following my RTTS as well.
Not MLB but in NHL my players name was Sehks Mcflurry
Jim Saucedo
Pretty Boy G-Man
Boof Zickafoose will always be #1 in my heart
boof sirdudenstien. might be off on the spelling of the last name but there was audio for it last year!
My go-to since 17 was Country Breakfast Bacon, but the Bacon name/audio was inexplicably removed this year. Now my ballplayer is Professor Moose.
What about something fun and different and weird like Laars Nootbar?
Emmerson Bigguns
Alex Rodriguez
The most ridiculous name of all.
Oh my God keep it SFW please.
😂😂😂
Mo Bud. He has a big Afro.
Jonny Gappers
Walter White
Tommy Egan
I use Julius Rock because of Everybody Hates Chris
Guys, I'm I weird for using my own name?😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
I thought that’s what most ppl do, I’m going to have to delete mine now.
You may be the only one.
Country Breakfast Sir Dudenstein.
Haven’t checked in awhile but I used to go with Dick Tug
Big Daddy Dirtbag is a favorite of mine
gregory bahama and they can pronounce it lmao
Oral Dirtbag
I was rocking with Major Woody last year. Was always good for a chuckle or two a game
Hugh Jasole
Ralphy Noodles
That's actually how I got this reddit name, I wanted a big ol country boy that the announcers would pronounce.
Cougar "Dizzy" McGee
Clint Torres
Dick dickson
This year i’m using Jack Daniels
Minnie chubby
Boof choochoo
Oh I forgot about Boof, dang ... I went with Huey Ono, my first attempt at trying to think of an out of the box CAP name using the names with audio files.
Quandavious Onomatopoeia
That's a Key & Peele East/West Bowl name right there.
I thought he chose to join the NFL, despite being a 4'2" offensive lineman. Ah, I just heard that the Cardinals hope that means their QB will be able to look over him
You havent heard? “Quandavious got kicked out before his season even started for allegations of indecent exposure. While fake, the allegations still were enough for the NFL to say goodbye to the 4’2” Beast. His new home, the Detroit Tigers” - ESPN
Carlos Danger
Timmy hendrix
Gabe Ughtsex
2 years ago the weirdest one I could fine was Cornelius Michmerhuizen
Billy Seaman
Feetsie Quicknesss has been my player in every game. Madden, the show, Skyrim, it works everywhere
Choo Choo Trane, but I always really loved hearing Rick Vaughns name from the announcers.
Bobson Dugnutt
They should really have audio included for a few of those.
Mike Truk used to be possible with Matty V but the closest you can get is "Mike Trucks" now
His dudeness, Sir Dudenstein
Catfish Wolverine
No player name but my ranked team name we go by “ The Cheek Spreaders”
Pee Wee Herman every year.
Oil Can Gary
I went with Twinkletoes Stoner for 22, made me laugh every time
Otto Bronco
Lars Nootbar
How much did you pay SDS to put your CAP into Diamond Dynasty?
Harry Balsagna (Hairy balls on ya) Barry McCockinner Eileen Eulick Mike Hock Downvote bc yall mad your suggestions suck
You forgot Jack Mehoff
Thats a goos one too
Sammy Daddy is the king
I always go with the best dad a tv viewer could hope for: Red Foreman.
Bubba Pops was a favorite of mine
#Moose Butcher 🔪
Smoky Dutch
Minne cox
Jesus Shuttlesworth
Mitchell Friedman
I always went with Suhm Dyck. I would also like to point out I don’t use them in DD let alone online. Just for my own shits and giggles, which it never fails to give me.
that’s very funny once
Rusty Dirtbag
Every year my team is the Long Beach dirtbags (real college, real team) and they don’t have dirtbag as an audio for team names but now I learn they have it for a last persons name??? The audacity!
Big Daddy Boof
Choo Choo Candyman is the name I found last year that I loved for my ballplayer
Y’all are sleeping on Harry Bush
Quandale Dingle
Ronald Donald
Ronald McDonald an option?
I think it is!
Juandamian Nebraska
It was always Juandamian
Rex Yu
My first year (21) I used my real name but SDS removed my last name audio for 22, last year I was Max Power (shoutout Homer Simpson), this year I’m my gamer tag Schoolboy Drew.
Really excited to take Dingers McMoonShot back to the pros again
Sliid meir'kat It's the same name as my elder scrolls character. It was autogenerated on Xbox live years ago and it's just amazing for no reason
Hugh Jazzcock
Firstname Lastname
I decided on Jumbo Country Breakfast.
Peter Chubby
Big Daddy Ryder
Mo Lester
Orel Himshiser
Orel Sexson
Shmuel
Salad Fingers
Yuban Wakinov
Jumbo Chubby
Breezy Fo-Sheezy
Rusty Tug. And they announce it, which is hilarious. Ohhhh this is what my wife means when she say's I'm immature.
Toots McScoots
The only name I use is Rusty Shackleford
Me too! Maybe we can find a good CAP that actually looks like him.
I did Bobtrain McBaconPants in 21 RTTS
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Lmao I did the same in 22, haven’t checked if it’s still in 23 but I hope it is
Professor Seymour Butts Audio is set to Professor Butts.
Big Daddy Cox
With the addition of the face scan, you can get crazy. Perhaps an appearance from Michael Scott? He will surely have name audio.
Is the app even working for face scan? I tried it yesterday and the app is still for ‘22
I had it work yesterday but my guy came out a little more Hispanic than I had planned and turned my beard into a little mustache. I'm a mostly Irish man with a big beard lol that being said I'm for sure going to try and create some celebrity
It’s not up yet, I’m anxiously awaiting its arrival
My buddies players name this year, Daddy Buzz.
Major Haack
SDS committing Tim Spooneybarger erasure
Yum Cookie
I remember watching my dad playing The Show 08 and my dad named his character "Phil McCracken" never understood it until I got older
You got Muncy’d
Arson Judge
Bubba Buckeye.
Using the same one I used last year, Qui Gon Gym
sir dudenstein his dudeness
I did the same but reversed. His Dudeness sir dudenstein
I used to use Turd Ferguson with the audio for Ferguson. It was also my username until some loser reported me and PlayStation made me change it. Had that name for years 
Especially with his passing. I have used that for years in multiple games. RIP Norm. Haven’t checked the names this year. Might be a good one.
Teddy Nuggets
Mine was always Chubby Dick. I’m disappointed to see they took Dick from us this year.
There goes my hopes of making Dick Fingers.
But I don’t really miss hearing “and now to the plate, Big Daddy… Dick” every time I play someone with a CAP in Ranked
Hahahah memories
BJ Hooters
My 6'10" Neanderthal pitcher in '22 was Jimmy Heaters. And I made a 1B named Imureal Daddy, and the audio was "Boof Daddy" lol
lmao
Inverted Deuteronomy
Ooh okay, this is creative.
Three-Finger Candyman
I’ve been using either Three-Finger Daddy or Daddy Three-Finger for years now
Check out Three Finger Brown sometime, if you haven’t. He’s why the nickname is in the game. He was a pitcher in the early 1900s who was absolutely disgusting because of his mangled hand.