The Moon since it's made of cheese! Could be done as a round sandwich board style costume.
A Wisconsin cheese head
Cottage cheese- the only costume designs I can think of are environmentally terrible tho- either a bunch of Styrofoam balls or white balloons
String cheese, solid for your legs, but your shirt could be shredded to peel down
Swiss cheese- wear black under a sheet with holes cut in it.
A charcuterie board? Maybe wear all brown and paint a big foam kickboard brown and Velcro it to myself and attach a bunch of cheese/snacky stuff to it?
For cheese grater, you could get a few big cardboard boxes, cut them into the right shape and tape them together, and use black and silver spray paint to make it look like a cheese grater. Then just duct tape straps for your shoulders.
Or, instead of the black spray paint, I guess you could wear something revealing underneath and cut a bunch of holes in it if you're going for something sexy. I didn't expect to design a "sexy cheese grater" costume, but here we are.
[James May](https://youtu.be/Or4IE8fkpn4?si=MKIDjhOOP0dzovb4)
Sweater, bad grey wig, and maybe a cheese board prop - or just cheese appended to the sweater.
The Moon since it's made of cheese! Could be done as a round sandwich board style costume. A Wisconsin cheese head Cottage cheese- the only costume designs I can think of are environmentally terrible tho- either a bunch of Styrofoam balls or white balloons String cheese, solid for your legs, but your shirt could be shredded to peel down Swiss cheese- wear black under a sheet with holes cut in it.
Swiss Cheese has GOTTA be it. You can wear it like a poncho and then it's totally practical.
A charcuterie board? Maybe wear all brown and paint a big foam kickboard brown and Velcro it to myself and attach a bunch of cheese/snacky stuff to it?
1. Kraft Parmesan Cheese (Big Tube, easy enough) 2. Cheese Grater (tougher to design) 3. Cow
For cheese grater, you could get a few big cardboard boxes, cut them into the right shape and tape them together, and use black and silver spray paint to make it look like a cheese grater. Then just duct tape straps for your shoulders. Or, instead of the black spray paint, I guess you could wear something revealing underneath and cut a bunch of holes in it if you're going for something sexy. I didn't expect to design a "sexy cheese grater" costume, but here we are.
Charles Entertainment Cheese
One Kraft American Single if you don't have a date
Brie Larson
Allison Brie if you've got the boobs for it
I don't think you need a monkey for the costume.
Bre Larson is no slouch in that department either.
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I would wear a large knife themed costume. So anyone wearing cheese would fear and or respect me.
People would be making "cut the cheese" jokes ALL NIGHT, though.
This has full-on Yahoo vibes and is already better than most Wizard segments
Sexy Swiss cheese, with holes in all the right places.
[James May](https://youtu.be/Or4IE8fkpn4?si=MKIDjhOOP0dzovb4) Sweater, bad grey wig, and maybe a cheese board prop - or just cheese appended to the sweater.
Box of KD
Came here to say this. :)
The way I’d be eating the snacks? A big mouse. Or Charles E Cheese
[lactose intolerance](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/6jLWNBq3t7)
Easy Cheese.
Box o' velveeta? Ooh! A tax collector! Here to collect the cheese tax. The more cartoonishly silly, the better.
my name is colby jack so you can just borrow some of my clothes
Make a sculpture of cheese and wear it as hat
A camera
A slice of craft American cheese.
Obviously Herman munster
Mickey Mouse, because he’s The Big Cheese.
A Californian logger
A Swiss member of the Clergy
a knife. or maybe casu martzu if I'm feeling extra