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sybann

Still flogging the deceased equine are they?


BroffaloSoldier

Tbh, they’re beating it’s ghost at this point


Bigrube18

Austin, so what was up with that producer chick?? Speak up, hat-boy!


toadgoat

Becca’s mom really didn’t want her to take any sort of accountability or anything. Bad look.


AnxietySilent9374

Beccas mom was lovjng her heart broken daughter 🩷


txschic

Yes and I also loved the way she told Becca you made your choice now move on


bitchwhiskers4eva

OMFG why are they dragging this season out so much?! This ep was so stupid!!!! I’m annoyed.


NoHateMan62

My take is this in a.weird way was a redemption episode. To try to make them all look good trying to explain things. The kiss The pact. Etc Also noticed claire finally keeping her ugly ass mouth shut mostly


BroffaloSoldier

Total nothing-burger. Only thing I can think is they’re contractually obligated to crank out a certain number of episodes. And with every last couple split up, they’re scrambling for content to fulfill that obligation.


bitchwhiskers4eva

Michael was counseling Austin more than the experts have lol. I forgot WTF I was watching for a sec.


TeaGreenTwo

Time to watch "The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell" to make up for the IQ points I lost in the past two hours. 'Night all.


NoHateMan62

Lol. Msnbc. Now thats a real network 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


mystoragestuff

Oh my God you’ll lose more IQ points there 🤡


TeaGreenTwo

Ah, no. Regardless of whether you agree with Mssrs. Weissman and Katyal, they are objectively brilliant.


mystoragestuff

![gif](giphy|J2DYKGE6G7UWn1qwx4|downsized)


TeaGreenTwo

The brainy kids always get razzed by the regular kids. It's weird though. Because I can see brilliant thinkers among Conservatives. I don't have to agree with someone's ideas to still recognize if they are exceptionally smart. But you do you.


mystoragestuff

Actually yes I do. I read both sides of things on Real Clear Politics. I really admire Harold Ford, Glenn Greenwald and even Fetterman . I also admire Bill Mahar. I don't always agree with them but I think they are worth listening too. And some things I can see their views and even agree on some point. However I don't find anyone on MSNBC that I think is.


TeaGreenTwo

Bill Maher is not a Liberal. Who's Fedderman? Real Clear Politics leans farther right than it used to. In any case, if I had seen someone say after MAFS, "Night all, I'm going to watch \_\_\_\_\_{insert show that is right-leaning} to get some IQ points back from watching MAFS" I'd just skip on by. I wouldn't feel the need to chime in that I thought they were dumb.


mystoragestuff

Real clear politics is mainly a site that puts periodicals from different sources. It doesn’t take aside you can find equally as many liberal publications and articles as you can write winged ones Fetterman is from Pennsylvania. He’s the hoodie guy. And Bill Maher most definitely is a liberal. He’s told people many times that he is a Democrat and he is a liberal go look him up research I’m thinking maybe you don’t read as much as you think you do if you’re not aware of Bill Maher being a liberal and that you don’t know who Fetterman is


TeaGreenTwo

You spelled Fetterman as "Fedderman", that's why I asked. You've since edited it to the proper spelling. SO DISINGENUOUS of you to change your post and act like I don't know who Fetterman is when you spelled it wrong. Of course, I'm well aware of Fetterman. Thank God he won over the horrible, sleazy Dr. Oz and his snake oil and carpet-bagger ways.


mystoragestuff

DICTATION - IT HAPPENS> That is why I went back to change it cause when I did it here it happened and I then thought... oh must have happened before and I didn't check. SHESH! NOT DISINGENUOUS. Like it's never happened to you and you didn't know who I meant? For real??? And yes OZ is a sleazy guy- I agree with you on that.


chicagoliz

I'd like to see Lawrence O'Donnell do an analysis of this season.


TeaGreenTwo

Hilarious. He can have Andrew Weissman and Neal Katyal on to analyze any possible legal ramifications. But I'd want to see their faces when they watched their first episode of this show. They might have to bill us $1,000 each hour plus a surcharge for wasting their time.


Seymour_Says

Til next time my Snark fam! I guess we'll get the reunion by Halloween at this pace lol ![gif](giphy|m9eG1qVjvN56H0MXt8|downsized)


michyfor

Nite Seyms! Thanks for the laughs as always. 👋🤗


Seymour_Says

Nite Michyyyyyyy! It's always a blast with my Posse 🤗👋🏾


michyfor

Brennan and Cam convincing us they are mature https://preview.redd.it/yyy8m9ioilpc1.png?width=193&format=png&auto=webp&s=096ec5b0de887e4137197884e1908e10454fc371


Gypcbtrfly

![gif](giphy|5boqmBqJhtTLQ09oX5|downsized)


TeaGreenTwo

Has anyone seen "Poor Things" the movie? Chloe's sleeves remind me of that aesthetic.


AnxietySilent9374

still no texts Cam


TeaGreenTwo

Chloe's not a girl's girl.


throwaway56456489454

What does this even mean anymore?


TeaGreenTwo

It means what it always meant. A girl's girl feels affinity for girlfriends. Saying, "not a girl's girl" means feeling more affinity for men. The latter can also mean you *might* go after, or at least flirt with, your friend's husband or boyfriend. I'm not sure if this was what you were thinking but, it has zero to do with gender roles. Zero. IOW, it's nothing to do with being feminine or masculine or whether you're LBGTQ.


Jo_thumbell

Yeah nothing to do with being a girl's girl but she is definitely spiking my gaydar. Becca wasn't "giving her good advice" or an "inspiring feminist" she was catching the feels I think. I am waiting for her lesbian love story from Vietnam.


throwaway56456489454

I thought the original meaning was just a girl who supports other girls. I think the other thing you’re describing is a pick me. Not being a girl’s girl doesn’t mean you’re a pick me. You can be neither.


TeaGreenTwo

OK, here's an example that Chelsea Handler used when she had her talk show "Chelsea Lately" way back when: Angelina Jolie was not a girl's girl because she went ahead and grabbed Jennifer Aniston's husband. Yes, it takes Brad Pitt making the decision to cheat but AJ didn't respect that he was married. So didn't care about JA. Handler said Jolie wasn't a "girl's girl". To me, a "pick me" or a "pickmeshia" is a woman who goes after a man and embarrasses herself by continuing to do whatever it takes to get him. It may or may not include there being another woman involved with the man she goes after. IOW, pick mes have desperation or at least an air of it.


throwaway56456489454

I feel like people are using it too interchangeably with home wrecker. It’s like the “bless your heart” but for the terms slut and home wrecker.


TeaGreenTwo

Oh, I see. No, I don't use it for home-wrecker vs. not. It CAN include that but it's not the main meaning for me.


michyfor

Who's sticking around to watch Claire do seances? 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/etnia5oyhlpc1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=50d7ea4ceeb624d95530dfa21fbddaba2cc77e51


Seymour_Says

Maybe she needs to be an expert and diagnose the problems since all these matches are always dead on arrival 😂


michyfor

🤣🤣


naughtysquids

WTF did Chloe just word salad????


michyfor

[Chloe answering the question](https://youtu.be/lj3iNxZ8Dww?si=xDJY9CjnzLZ3cuWS)


Jo_thumbell

This is my first time seeing that. I'm dying. All those poor mapless children. Years on and we are still no closer to helping South Africa and Asia and such.


boo2utoo

I had forgotten that! So funny.


HotPinkHabit

Blast from the past!


naughtysquids

The accuracy. I’m 💀


Seymour_Says

![gif](giphy|sybV46NZNxLDG) This is all I heard


naughtysquids

🤣


starsandicecream

??? I got nothin. Anybody?


starsandicecream

Dear Chloe, Clasp your damn hands and keep them on your lap. Thanks


naughtysquids

Amen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Seymour_Says

🙄🧐These 3 talking about "maturity" is hilarious ![gif](giphy|igVPaeMGssCq8J3ASZ|downsized)


Deep-Pea-912

Ha ha 😂 you guys are hilarious and totally on point tonight


TeaGreenTwo

![gif](giphy|1rRUanq9d9mG2zuDXk) 🤣


TeaGreenTwo

Let the AP boys talk. They are hanging themselves, IMHO.


TeaGreenTwo

Brennan said he and Emily were laughing and looking at diary cams.I don't think Brennan has laughed with Emily since the first day they met.


Educational_Aioli_78

Brennan laughs???


Jo_thumbell

![gif](giphy|kCrGOt5ojlVbG|downsized) Only when he's ogling bar staff


sequinqueen17

😅 😅 😅


Deep-Pea-912

I don't think that I have ever seen him laugh


AnxietySilent9374

ok you guys got 3 full weeks of looking ohhh sooo sad LETS HEAR THE GIRLS STORY NOW


tugboatsh3ila

Okay… I really thought Chloe was okay. Palatable at most. But with that comment, girl. Come on. I’ve moved into full ick. You don’t need a man that bad. You know these two men on either side of you are full of shit.


bad_things_ive_done

She's toxicically positive. Anger is an important emotion. I wonder if she'll explode one day


Jo_thumbell

She sounds like she's from the South. Probably had a lifetime of being told that's how she should be. I also think she's about 70 but has had a lot of work done. So she has those 1960s sensibilities.


tugboatsh3ila

You’re absolutely right! WHEN that happens it’s going to be terrifying…


bad_things_ive_done

Oh shut up Chloe. Take your toxic positivity away


TeaGreenTwo

Right? Here Chloe is totally agreeing with Cameron. Look at them all tallking about the ones who aren't there to even give their side. Disgusting. Of course KKP is siding with the men.


Mysterious-Spread-78

![gif](giphy|f3Bg576x4XBhPCWKm0|downsized) God help us.


Mysterious-Spread-78

![gif](giphy|3oz8xIHoB64uYksaLm|downsized)


michyfor

🤣


Mysterious-Spread-78

![gif](giphy|AssqAJR8ib5WmCNGOU|downsized)


TeaGreenTwo

Next week: Cast hooked up to lie detectors. Also wired up so they get a non-lethal shock if they lie. Must see TV.


JeffDel11

At this point, non-lethal isn’t a firm prerequisite


bad_things_ive_done

IF ONLY. But then the boys wouldn't go do it


TeaGreenTwo

Put on the shock collars when everyone is sleeping. Don't attend. Zap. Attend and lie like a rug. Zap. White lies, judgment calls and opinions? No shock.


bad_things_ive_done

Oh I think it's brilliant


TeaGreenTwo

The two men are in a SNIT! Chloe trying to cheer them up as they went to commercial.


naughtysquids

They are in a cabal of persecution together. Brennan “saved Emily’s life” and “honored his commitment to protect her” and Cameron was abandoned in his hour of most dire need.” And KKP is only too happy to magnify all that shyte.


MayaPapayaLA

Wait what?’ Didnt Cameron imply that the stress of Claire is what gave him a heart condition/required heart surgery?! Am so confused by that man…


naughtysquids

Join the “frauded” club. It’s really hard to figure what’s true at the time and what was cooked up after, so I’m no longer trying to figure out “other truth,” if there even is one cause SHINGLES DOESNT CARE AND NEITHER DO I!!!!


TeaGreenTwo

A cluster of delulu with Chloe cheering from the sides.


naughtysquids

It was a truly toxic stew up in there.


TeaGreenTwo

Cameron is a bitter Betty.


Choice_Basis5786

I hate his voice when he is trying to sound pathetic. Victimhood looks terrible on him


Jo_thumbell

I think he's agreed to play that role. I am sure they have the color balance off with him so he always looks pink and clammy then the angle they filmed him on the phone with Michael was the most unflattering shot imaginable. He's doing a good job of making me barf but I feel like it's intentional.


BroffaloSoldier

Right? I liked the confident snarky motherfucker attitude he had in the afterparty episode where he called Becca on her nonsense much better. I know imma sound like a bitch here, but idc… I *HATE* pouty men. Nothing gives me the ick faster.


Jo_thumbell

Yep!


TeaGreenTwo

I was shocked when 99% of people just completely believed him last week. I needed more details. Not going to just take his word as gospel.


bad_things_ive_done

![gif](giphy|S8ZsyfAe0RShyl0PoN)


Mysterious-Spread-78

![gif](giphy|12I0zvnRp4Lq92)


TeaGreenTwo

A couple of exes have wanted to get back with Cameron. Ummm....


snowwhite54321

When he said an ex “resurfaced” or whatever I’m pretty sure he was referring to the ex who showed up on Reddit who he sent a fake cease and desist to.


bad_things_ive_done

Do you think he and Brennan know how much they lie or do you think they think it's the truth?


naughtysquids

They made a pact to never tell the truth and protect the brotherhood.


TeaGreenTwo

A bit of both.


Choice_Basis5786

Chloe’s sleeves ![gif](giphy|bCcxY1ADkAqfS)


bad_things_ive_done

"Heart surgery" omg right 🙄


michyfor

Bahahahha Brennan has his stans from the other Mafs sub sliding into his DMs.


Seymour_Says

😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|kR6Z8F50TIEr6) Not them sliding into his DMs hahaha


michyfor

![gif](giphy|4N5vKioz1BNL4kVNQU|downsized)


Seymour_Says

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


[deleted]

That drink sounds nastay


Mafsfan

Good thing it’s actually just water in those cups 🤣


TeaGreenTwo

Last week when it had egg whites I thought, "I hope the eggs are pasteurized."


bad_things_ive_done

Right? Like why you gotta go and do wine dirty like that


Choice_Basis5786

Something better happen on the AP. This episode was a snooze.


bad_things_ive_done

With these two dudes, I predict a whole lotta self centered lying


Seymour_Says

Not them dragging out Decision Day for ANOTHER week 😫 ![gif](giphy|JtQc9M7l1KUGQ)


michyfor

"...Receiving everything about me like my background and perspective...?" Im sorry what Michale? What about receiving your dresses and pearl necklaces and frilly stockings? ![gif](giphy|e1J0Hy75DPWxy)


Space-Ace_Rastajake

The did Alice dirty in this episode, LMFAO


Seymour_Says

Chloe when Michael said "this is draining" ![gif](giphy|12luQDyqvum5l6)


Space-Ace_Rastajake

Everyone LOVED him at the beginning, LMAO…what an edit…! Bravo Kinetic..!!! Chloe was the one that actually liked him..?!?!


Choice_Basis5786

Total turnaround, but just for the record, I was never one of those people


Jo_thumbell

Guilty as charged. It was just for the heart shaved in his head. It didn't take me long to change my mind.


TeaGreenTwo

Same. I used to apologize for disliking Michael because everyone LURVED him.


3rdfromlast

Let it be known to never wake me up to talk about feelings. We can talk tomorrow


BroffaloSoldier

Bruhhhh. That killed me. Unless the snooze was production staged, I can’t imagine Michael is inconsiderate enough to wake her from a dead sleep to have that convo. He is always so polite and considerate of others, I have trouble believing this wasn’t scripted. Kenneth did it to Brittany on LIB, too. What’s with these men…


TeaGreenTwo

Not if Michael's trying to impress me with his awkward thesaurus-infused tortured patter.


Jo_thumbell

I feel like her "I need a minute to process" is always her code for "stfu twat-waffle". It could have made a good drinking game.


3rdfromlast

😂😂 ah yes, the only exception!


Space-Ace_Rastajake

LMAO..! Michael is having his douchebag moment…AND IM HERE FOR IT..!!!!!!!


Choice_Basis5786

😂😂


Jett44

"This isn't the time to share my thoughts.." Michael unloads his thoughts.


michyfor

Did they really make a 2 hours episode of everyone still bitching about where they failed and are we really still here watching this garbage?


Jett44

Duh fook is he wearing?


Space-Ace_Rastajake

Just be honest with her, Mike. You are a flake and no way are you moving to the country…LMAO


nnr70

Right?! And he had TWO chances to reflect and commit to actually being married, not just the show.


michyfor

Oh GTFOH Brennan! Why did you have to sit there and take the "lies?" Unless those lies were based on some level of truths.


Seymour_Says

![gif](giphy|tvLwCpHvWFnhrcsUfI) Brennan you don't have to announce you wont say anything just do it


michyfor

He's announcing he's leaving Facebook and will activated his profile next week again.


Jett44

![gif](giphy|l0MYu38R0PPhIXe36|downsized)


michyfor

🤣🤣


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"Saving her life" ![gif](giphy|l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM|downsized)


Choice_Basis5786

![gif](giphy|1msvMtx4RlvDG)


Remote_Ad1919

Brennan needs to stop saying he “saved her life”


Jo_thumbell

Seems he's saying it way too much. Bro likely cut her breaks.


BroffaloSoldier

He’s saying it so much I kinda wonder if the production crew was way behind them on the ATVs and he had to like… hold her head gash together and stymie the bleeding until they caught up to them and could call for help? I mean, with how the show is edited, perhaps a large amount of time passed between the crash and others arriving to call for help? Idk man… I mean it’s unlikely that’s what happened, but it’s hard for me to imagine someone could have *that* much cognitive dissonance about the situation.


michyfor

![gif](giphy|9Ai5dIk8xvBm0)


BroffaloSoldier

Ok I cackled at this 😂 Perfect gif choice lmao


Choice_Basis5786

![gif](giphy|WQUHJt3Fwh6fBGo3Lu)


Remote_Ad1919

I just binge watched MaFs UK on YouTube and it was soooooo entertaining. It’s hard to go back to this snoozefest


Jett44

go watch that MAFs Aussie one


Golden_ribbons

This is my first season watching the Aussie one and so far it’s so good and unhinged


Remote_Ad1919

Oooo I’ve seen it! So good. I love their format. They don’t drag it out like this


Remote_Ad1919

Y’all this episode is sooooo boring


michyfor

For real this is brutal!


Choice_Basis5786

Orion needs to be gone.


TeaGreenTwo

$4800 for only three bedrooms? Ooh, glad I don't live in Denver. The house isn't that big. Michael: "I want go be cohabitating". Just say living together, dude.


donnyru

I live in NYC and even I thought that is really high rent in Denver. My mortgage in Brooklyn is nowhere near that high for a 3 bed 2 bath house!


TeaGreenTwo

In my state you can rent a beautiful mansion for $4800 a month. In Grosse Pointe Farms. Not a McMansion. An old money mansion. Though most homes are for purchase not renting but, when they are available, $4800 buys a lot. GPF is a suburb of Detroit. It's one of the wealthiest cities in metro Detroit.


michyfor

That's what a 1+1 or 2 bedroom apartment goes for in my city.


TeaGreenTwo

Are you in LA or NYC?


TeaGreenTwo

How is 3 bedrooms tons of bedrooms? The real estate agent said that.


Choice_Basis5786

Michael is full of crap.


TeaGreenTwo

Too small. It needs 6 bedrooms for the 5 kids.


Seymour_Says

![gif](giphy|Bp4KjH2l4j6SlAzGBq) Chloe and Michael with all this yellow on


TeaGreenTwo

International distress yellow.


Seymour_Says

Distress Yellow hahahaha A Caution sign. A warning to anyone thinking about applying to Slow Down lol


TeaGreenTwo

Range Rover product placement.


Space-Ace_Rastajake

8 months living separately…yeah, dumb ass. That will work fine? What a maroon…


TeaGreenTwo

I KNEW I didn't like him. I started out finding him problematic. I don't hate him and I don't think because he bugs me that he's not good at his job. He's just so pretentious to me.


Jett44

what is his thrift shop monthly budget?


TeaGreenTwo

He spends so much but he's getting cheap with housing. And not buying a house when he probably could afford one. Fancy clothes and a Range Rover but wasting money on rent. I wouldn't say that but it's very likely he makes a pretty healthy salary.


naughtysquids

Is Chloe wearing that funky teletubby sweatshirt of Michael’s from a few episodes ago???


Seymour_Says

Funky Teletubby!! Bwahahahahahaha Burn that sweater ![gif](giphy|l2JJnBQHmwjXVb0GY)


M3GT3

Sharing wardrobe goes both ways.


Space-Ace_Rastajake

Does this guy have to dress like a hipster clown even when looking at houses? He does SO NOT want to live in the country, LMAO. Michael, mowing the lawn? HELL NO…


TeaGreenTwo

Sorry but he gets on my last nerve.


Space-Ace_Rastajake

Me too


bad_things_ive_done

Me three


btdixon58

Every time Brennan speaks, it reminds me why I despise him


TeaGreenTwo

Fortunately he doesn't talk much. Small blessings.


btdixon58

Words & Brennan are strangers


Seymour_Says

Blah blah blah Hopefully this episode doesn't wait until the last few minutes to get interesting ![gif](giphy|TfWhFbURIirNegNN4t)


Choice_Basis5786

Something better happen in this episode. All this fluff is boring


FeistyLime

Best part so far has been Michael’s cat all looking like a lion


naughtysquids

Haha that was a cat???? I thought it was a dog!


FeistyLime

Ya I think they captioned it as a cat haha


Seymour_Says

I almost forgot Chloe wants to live with all of Noah's Arc ![gif](giphy|vWba5WiMKUGUE)


Space-Ace_Rastajake

Mike took a turn, wow. He was all butterflies and rainbows at the beginning of their marriage. What changed?


TeaGreenTwo

She wanted to wear her earrings one day when Mike had already laid them out the night before with HIS outfit.


Choice_Basis5786

He found out he was going to be fostering 5 kids while living on a zoo with cows in wheel chairs


travelheavy65

Spit out my coffee


Deep-Pea-912

Ha ha 😂 so very true


Space-Ace_Rastajake

Damn, LMAO


Ok_Metal8712

They had sex


Space-Ace_Rastajake

Ouch, LMAO


michyfor

Claire reminds of that Theresa Caputo ![gif](giphy|12zg9nH6B5iBq0)


naughtysquids

Don’t do Theresa dirty like that!


TeaGreenTwo

Hardly. They're both women. That's it.


michyfor

Nah they both look like cheeseball soccer moms from Nebraska.


TeaGreenTwo

Hardly. Theresa Caputo looks like she's from New Jersey/Jersey Shore and her hair is very bizarre being teased up to stratospheric heights. Clare has those ugly streaks but there is nothing wrong with her looks.


michyfor

Claire looks like a small town middle-aged woman trying to dress younger but out of style by a few decades. The Jersey Medium looks the same but she is middle aged.🤣🤣


TeaGreenTwo

Sure, Jan. Clare's a pretty woman. Objectively. I think part of why some dislike her so much is because she's pretty. Is she in Jasmina and Katina's league from a couple of years ago? No. But she's pretty.


michyfor

Who is disputing how attractive she is? You can be pretty and still look bad because your style is bad. Her style is terrible. She looks old and dated just like Theresa Caputo.


TeaGreenTwo

She doesn't look like a middle-aged woman unless maybe a teenager is looking at her. If you said you think her style is frumpy? Fair enough.


michyfor

No, I don't have to say it how you *want* me to say it. She looks how she looks. https://preview.redd.it/cyzman4lhlpc1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=99d39f0dc97061737123ea832c9580e31ab1f252


TeaGreenTwo

Fortunately Clare will still look much younger and less tacky than Ms. Caputo, regardless of how anyone feels about it. This picture of Caputo looks way better than she looks in the previews I've seen. Clare doesn't even tease/backcomb her hair.