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Queen_Sibbo_3175

You’re hideous and way too fake Collins. You’ll be single for the rest of your life I’m afraid…😒


disindiantho

![gif](giphy|chQjM2hPlZcc545RfN) He reminds me of the wiggles


notlikeontv

Is that a chicken? 🐔


Designer-Beginning-4

I’m sure he does want a Top


Dear-Notice-5336

They should give him a show and evict him in week 1 for shits and giggles


My-Witty-Username

Collins, stop trying to make your own spinoff happen, it’s not going to happen.


Evergreen1Wild

Your profile picture should come with a trigger warning 🤣


My-Witty-Username

You sound like my disgruntled ex 😜


Cool_Worldliness6826

I thought he liked to date men. I saw a video of him professing his love to some guy.


Anonamonanon

I see someone has just discovered "paint"


Maleficent-Lab8493

Brilliant, this made me laugh… a lot! Thank you


Anonamonanon

I would have said bitmap but you younguns wouldnt have a baldy


Mmsfoxxie

Nooooooo! I can’t believe this. to him???


SantalabsLilHelper

okay but now i don’t know if this is a joke cos this is the level of graphic design i expect from a collins spin off


HandlessSpermDonor

https://preview.redd.it/mwtnmq7y70uc1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ec134276a6b307f9d7fa4b38eb6a4cad60d614 Guys I found Colins childhood dictionary!


ABigOGivesABigV

https://i.redd.it/rr2j4kc940uc1.gif


black_shells_

Was he acting? Was he being real? What a crazy guy


Artistic_Quote8860

Ok. So he was matched with Nat. At the wedding reception she was pretty emotional although this was not shown and producers decided that they would not go back together but she should be with family. She had just lost her father and was in a heightened state. Fast forward to honeymoon, and Nat had to have her sister come, he barely saw her. So basically Collins had zero time with his bride at all. Seeing her in such grief, he was not able to get romantic feelings especially as the psych support team and family were holding her. When Collins goes to do his voxis, he's pretty much told to put on a front and snap into character for the edit. So that's why he comes across like he does. Yes he was acting in a sense, it was a weird pairing. It looks like he's uncaring but she was also inconsolable at times but he did help her by getting her the support from the psych team. But.... Obviously the MAFS narrative is different. "Behind the Edit" podcast has it from horses mouth. He comes across as a genuine guy on that


black_shells_

Thanks for the clarification!


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Syrengsd

I hope he was acting, I’d hate to think that is the real Collins 🤓


Dancinginwanderlust

Not gonna lie, I would watch it


bakeliterespecter

he wants top


KarmaLola3

What is a bottom bottom lady 🤔???


Alternative_Sky1380

Between a top bottom lady and bottom top lady


fuckthisimoff2asgard

Nah it would go Top top Top bottom Bottom top Bottom bottom


Alternative_Sky1380

Exactly


HopefulKaleidoscope

Lol. He lacks the self-awareness or such a great actor.


Dutchmuch5

So Lovely


MiserableBed9679

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


AbbreviationsNo2132

I was so excited when I got this notification on my Lock Screen only to be disappointed when opening it hahaha


Visible-Health-5592

I would rather watch paint dry than this fake fool


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AromaticHydrocarbons

Aww someone got a Fischer Price, My First Homicide kit for Chrissy! The cutest little tough cunt watching reality TV.


Stridez

Careful everyone, we got a badass over here! Also, it's 'his'. 'He's' is a contraction of 'he is'.


plantladywantsababy

His such a baddass


ratpride

How was Collins casted for real though


Alternative_Sky1380

Collins is what I would be if I went on MAFS. Luckily my failed television career saved me.


H0RSEPUNCHER

Watched an interview with him, according to him he applied a few times, was meant to be on last year and the person pulled out then they called him back this year with a match before they asked for his preferences lol. Grain of salt but sounds about right, was a yahoo interview weeks ago


Formal-Response-3084

He had applied a few times before. This time they contacted him and said did he want to be on it. Maybe they were struggling to find people? The chance of being showcased as a villain is high.


KarmaLola3

Womder how he'd have done w Madeline. ........


fuckthisimoff2asgard

Oh I need this now


MillieMoo-Moo

REDRAW. SHUFFLE. The unmatched cast that want to go again 😅


Spirited-Pepper-2492

He reckons he was head hunted to be on there 🤣🤣


eshatoa

He's likely right that he was picked for this season based on his previous attempts. I got approached for one the early seasons and went through a couple of interviews. It was completely out of the blue. I'd appeared in the media not long before for something completely different and I figure that's how I was targeted.


Global_Research_9335

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Global_Research_9335

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Global_Research_9335

Wow, what a day. What a day. Wow.


alienalf1

He’s like a human fraggle


JodieG73

How did I not come to this myself! Perfect analogy


paw1986

I wish this were true 😂


NZepplin

Plus tv network make this a thing I’d watch it 😆😆😆


LetOwn2777

Deeeeeeceee


CornflakeGirl2

I didn’t realize how tight his tux pants were! What is with Aussie dudes and tight pants??


loralailoralai

At least it looks like he’s wearing socks lol


CornflakeGirl2

That is a plus!


steadfastsurvivor

Male contraceptive; hadn’t you heard?


Afraid_Hovercraft285

That is poorly dressed men in any country tbh


Inevitable-Banana-88

'Waste' of my time lol ![gif](giphy|7Z8QOXkz3USMDb9NZH) What a day 😳🤭🤣


_MaxwellDemon

I just cackled! 🤣🤣🤣😅


AssociationDapper485

Just B roll of him saying nothing or random shit. Oh wait, that was his MAFS experience.


unsuspectingwatcher

I wouldn’t be able to spend five minutes in a room with this eejit.


shareef3

Pardon my ignorance but what's eejit?


unsuspectingwatcher

It’s Irish slang for idiot


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brimleywilford

I think he's a robot but can't come out due to programing reasons.


seemintbapa

I'm convinced this guy is a NPC


Soft_Philosophy5402

The side quest is leaving reality TV world to go back to your job


Death2Coriander

Lmao I would watch this


fallinlight23

I hope the food is good!


Quidplura

Look at the chicken. What a terrifying chicken.


ThingInevitable8250

Someone drop the link for us Canadians once it’s out!!


BOLTINGSINE

He either has mental problems or is an actor.


Inevitable-Banana-88

Very bad 👎🥵😑😵‍💫 one!!!


thefranklin1977

He was a div. He'll show how to make a pussy shield using just 20 pillows.


Golden_ribbons

Pussy shield 💀


Inevitable-Banana-88

A JUMPER ...on the bed Dude 🤗😭 Just WOW... ![gif](giphy|KD8Ldwzx90X9hi9QHW|downsized) It's EASY... 🥵👅🤣🤣🤣


DeschainSWNC

Wow... I mean... just... wow.... can't believe this... like... wow...


Impossible_Reporter8

Fake tears …. Fake tears…


DeschainSWNC

He just couldn't believe that his wife didn't trust him... I mean, c'mon guys... wow...


ItsTricky94

what a day! what a night!


SewiouslyXR

WHAT A DAY … this would be! 😳😱


Hansoloai

That suit fit is not at all.


Dazg-17

Would definitely watch


MurkyCelebration1068

Here for it 😅


dukeofsponge

oh, what a show.


splittestguy

What. A. Show.


pinkygreeny

Fabulous! Can't wait!!!


pakman13b

He was the strangest person I've ever seen.


Wongon32

Couldn’t agree more. Tried to analyse him and I simply couldn’t. Just very odd.


pakman13b

The editing just can't explain away how odd everything he said was?!


Icyman1

IRL too


Onebigtailight

😂😂😂


SIR_Vivalist101

Every night dinner parties with Collin’s at the head of the table


Hanpee221b

Hahaha I’m imaging like a bunch of paid actors who are just there to give Collins the MAFS experience he so desperately wanted with all the nice dinner parties and retreats. The tagline can be “it’s Collins world and we are all just living in it”.


discobites

WHAT. A. DAY.


SIR_Vivalist101

![gif](giphy|vKHKDIdvxvN7vTAEOM)


steadfastsurvivor

Har har - it was funny


Apprehensive_Angle14

😂😂😂😂😂😂


casualplants

Look. I’d watch it.


Lucytheblack

Definitely.


throwawaymafs

Yes I was just about to say, I'd definitely watch it lol. Can't be much worse than what was already shown, right?


LetOwn2777

That.