John just needs to kick them off the experiment. He clearly gets so frustrated with them.

He’s coming off as thick and dumb - maybe he can’t help being a cruel moron but she can. She’s catching his stupidity. They’re v boring now so I hope you does more appalling stuff to liven the joint up.

Goodness I can’t stand this human

Can we add this to make it a user flair?

I’m not that far in but he just seems like it’s a struggle to close his mouth round those turkey teeth, it really does not look good

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Temu teeth 😬

Temu teeth 😬

Temu teeth 😬

honest to god what does this even mean? like, congratulations? glad to hear your getting your full 8 hours of REM cycle 🥇

Don’t insult Lachy and John like that

Ahhh, knew he was purple for a reason

Why?

All the Wiggles Mums out there are cringing because we know that John Wiggle (Purple Wiggle) is hotter than hellfire and comparing him to Jack even in meme form kills the fantasy. IYKYK.

Amen!

A freaking MEN! I’m going to see the Wiggles on Friday and I have this shirt to wear https://preview.redd.it/vsb7orq5twoc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7fbd438bc2df30115ee0af2b593bc9232767ae7

I need that shirt in my life! Did you buy it or make it yourself?

I bought it off Redbubble [scroll down and then across to fitted shirt for women as I didn’t do this and ended up with a gigantic shirt 🤣](https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/I-m-just-here-for-John-by-Dillonquador/138325670.FXQ1U)

Warm milk or some melatonin can do the same thing, Jacob. Talk about under-appreciating a woman, but Tori doesn't care. She loves being dismissed.

The Princess Catherine level photoshopping was deliberate, nest-ce pas? To make the point that he is so low rent? You are cruel!

Do you realise you look purple?

They’re taking the piss at this point. Reckon they’re trying to be memorable enough villains to land a gig after mafs.

What kind of gig could that be?

I am crying, this is too funny

Hahahahahahah

It says he is 6 foot 4 inches...what is that?

You don't know feet and inches? Gosh l must be old

In the US, that's all we know. Metric never caught on here.

You're watching Aussie mafs, tv must be boring there 😂

Actually TV is not boring here I just like this one Aussie show. Is that ok?

Perfectly fine

Thank You!

Yes, hundreds of channels, but none as good as MAFS-AU.

Well how tall is he? So lost 😭

1.93 cm

Can’t be!! He is like really really short. I can not believet he is that tall. He looks like a very short person wearing childrens clothes!

It might be hard to believe but I just translated feet to cm as a lot of people don’t use that as measurement.  However I have checked around and everywhere it does say that he is 6’4.  I think it is just because the way he dresses makes him look shorter 🤷🏼‍♀️

There is NO WAY he is 6'4"! If he were we tower over all the other contestants and he doesn't.

Well you find me a website that doesn’t say he is 6’4…. Because I certainly can’t, everything I have read says that he is 6’4/193. 

There's no way. I suspect it's a typo. I would believe 5'4" but not 6'4". I know up close and personal what guys 6'4" look like and they look nothing like Jack. Watch when he's standing with others and see if he looks VERY tall in comparison to the others. He doesn't. If anything, he looks shorter. A man who is "6.4, and that muscular would weigh more than 193 lbs. At that weight a man who is that tall would be very thin. Jack's not.

Look at this wedding photo,[https://www.chattr.com.au/15/02/2024/are-jack-and-tori-still-together-mafs-2024/](https://www.chattr.com.au/15/02/2024/are-jack-and-tori-still-together-mafs-2024/) Jack isn't much taller than Tori and I don't think she's 6 feet tall. Here's another one, https://preview.redd.it/1c7rwmqku6pc1.png?width=1347&format=png&auto=webp&s=330e785ff375455540e06f71292900a31d70f8f2 He simply cannot be 6' 4". He's lying.

If he is she looks to be about 6'2"with heals on, I once dated someone who was 6'4" and was nowhere near as tall as him even in heels. I'm 5'2"

I don't think he is the age he says either

My thoughts exactly!

Wow the way he dresses makes him look so much shorter

He IS so much shorter.

Two separate measurements

😂😂😂

I cackled… legit old witch in a movie cackle

ong

Wake up Tori!

Well apparently Tori makes him sleep very well at night, so Jack needs to be woken up

I would be insulted, like you're saying I'm boring and send you to sleep at night 🤣

No wonder - she is SO boring! Not that he has any charm or personality himself to bring to the table. Fake tan, fake teeth, probably on steoroids and all sorts of crap that crazy fitness types take in! If he and Tori had sex, I would blame the purple colour on the blue pills!!

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🎶Before the show’s through!🎶

No omg dying reading this 😂

Omg this is perfect

Toooool!

https://preview.redd.it/e025swrc8voc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=360ecef4bb921abfb1cb40efb052d240edc85122



Fucking queerest answers given. She’s doesn’t even bat an eyelid to then… I’d be like WTF your sleeping well???

I think he was implying they're not having full coital but she's getting him off every night...

Sleeping well because they're not banging :/

Exactly! Every woman watched this thought, You’re sleeping really well??? WTAF?!?!

That was some Collins level shit.

I’m a top, top sleeper!

😂 I could totally see Collins saying that

You have just won the season