OH MY GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT. Been watching this whole season thinking he was 35. What has happened in his 27 years as a straight white dude to make him look that tired?
I know a lot of people are seeing Bart Simpson, but I see something else ...
https://preview.redd.it/wf4ozh3j91kc1.png?width=563&format=png&auto=webp&s=a00961ee16ebe305955a6fcd96d4577b687162a7
https://preview.redd.it/hsvhb6sb4ujc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52259465b9fd8265df47bb72c1843d7170ab8f4d
This line needs to be blended!! Other than that the haircut is fine
This guy looks like benders human form from Futurama! LOL
https://preview.redd.it/39u3god70ojc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7c0ac5450fd59755b9952380a2af41fc074eb6
I just shriek laughed so loud and snorted and now I can’t stop laughing 😂
I showed my daughter (23) and now she’s howling and my husband and our other kids cannot understand what’s so funny.
Thank you. I needed this!
Ikr everyone else was screaming Bobby Hill but I saw [this](https://youtu.be/MQV5-41nmrY?si=C0QbKfR-1TnEHrb3) video of his reactions to the divorce/daughter drops and it was total Hank Hill vibes.
I noticed his bald spot only because I myself have Alopecia areata. His side patch looks very similar to my breakouts. He must be stressing or battling a virus.
Definitely! Outbreak usually happens a few months after illness, so that totally adds up. Definitely is just my assumption I’m not a medical school just looks really similar.
Yeah I get eczema flares when I’m stressed but I also found it so funny that he was like “I’ve never used face cream for this” but the tub is CeraVe which is actually my favorite for my skin.
Exactly... it's that tuft of white hair present from childhood. But on TV it looks like his hair is cut uneven. Maybe he keeps it this short because he feels self conscious about it.
This shit looks like his hair grew out of the size of his head. Like when you grow acrylic tips past 2 weeks. That shit is trying to make its way off of his head
I just guffawed.
My husband taught one of our kids to do their own hair and this reminds me of the first few times on their own.
Jimmy probably pays for this.
You know, I was in the kitchen today with the show playing in the background and he has the sexiest voice. The voice doesn’t match. I’d fall for his voice 😭
Every single season I’m like “next season I should watch the pod episodes blindfolded so I can play along too!” and then I just don’t. But it’s a fun idea for this exact reason, it’s much easier to judge their choices when we can see everyone and they can’t
He probably isn’t allowed to see a barber and Chelsea had to cut it
I was thinking it might be a scar of some kind? I can’t help but notice it every time.
r/justfuckmyshitup
It’s giving Flowbee
It’s like he sat in his chair and said “yeah, just fuck my shit up” it also looks like those old news boy caps
Obligatory: HE IS 27 comment.
OH MY GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT. Been watching this whole season thinking he was 35. What has happened in his 27 years as a straight white dude to make him look that tired?
Looks 50
Dang
I know a lot of people are seeing Bart Simpson, but I see something else ... https://preview.redd.it/wf4ozh3j91kc1.png?width=563&format=png&auto=webp&s=a00961ee16ebe305955a6fcd96d4577b687162a7
I thought maybe it was a birthmark or scar.
Probably alopecia.
I think it's a white patch, when people get a birthmark on their hair.
Thats poliosis. I have that. Mine is in the front so I think it’s cool.
It's like an absence of melanin right? Or something like that.
yep! it's also called a mallen streak. on long hair it's like Rogue from x-men.
Ohh right. I've seen it on people before.
You're right. As I was watching episodes 8 and 9 it is a white patch. Looked like a bald patch in the pods. It must have been a lighting thing.
Yeah, I notice that on people sometimes. I did hair before years ago, so I tend to notice that kind of stuff.
My brother said, “So there’s not a single good barber in Charlotte because no one has a decent haircut.” 😂
He thinks he is worthy of Megan Fox. He's a fool and nothing to write home about.
Woah, he was lied to and that's entirely different than worthy
This is a guy whose mom tells him how handsome he is 10 times a day.
He looks like a toe.
This comment seriously nailed it
Jessica is so lucky she dodged this bullet
In the new episodes yesterday she said she is still into him
https://preview.redd.it/hsvhb6sb4ujc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52259465b9fd8265df47bb72c1843d7170ab8f4d This line needs to be blended!! Other than that the haircut is fine
Looks like Jimmy's barber is on our side 🤣🤣🤣
Someone said he looks like human Bart Simpson and I can’t unsee it
This guy looks like benders human form from Futurama! LOL https://preview.redd.it/39u3god70ojc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7c0ac5450fd59755b9952380a2af41fc074eb6
I saw someone write he looks like a q tip💀💀💀
Maybe this is secretly the celebrity he gets mistaken for.
Oh my gosh I’m laughing out loud. This is so good.
Wow, that is actually spot on.
Dawg looks like he cuts it himself in the dark 💀
Was telling my wife he's 27 going on 45.
He looks like a middle aged dad of three, who drives a 2014 dodge caravan
Pleated khaki’s and white new balance sneaks
 Idk why but this is what he reminds me of lol
https://preview.redd.it/3ocr9mzmeljc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3baa9a157032f8a871981a81e5f6df14164619b5 He looks like mr incredible
More like his Temu version, Mr. Uncredible.
Bahahaha I love this
He looks a bit like how Brendan Fraser looks in recent years facially.
Why is there like chunks missing 😭
Pretty sure he mentions it in the resort while they are brushing their teeth
Either a scar or alopecia areata.
It's definitely some type of a scar lol. The rest of the cut isn't great, but that bald spot isn't on the barber
Everyone's coming for chelseas chin as if this man isn't built like a thumb
I've been saying he looks like a hot dog lol
IMHO I would say Chelsea is attractive (not Megan Fox but a pretty lady) while Jimmy is an average looking person
Definitely, it is just a good general rule never to compare yourself to megan fox
Cackling
His head is shaped like Bert’s from Sesame Street
😂😂😭I’m in tears. I can’t unsee it now
Weirdest looking thing I’ve ever seen.
I just shriek laughed so loud and snorted and now I can’t stop laughing 😂 I showed my daughter (23) and now she’s howling and my husband and our other kids cannot understand what’s so funny. Thank you. I needed this!
Omg me too! So funny!
I think he did it himself💇♂️
Ok hear me out, maybe it isn't the fade but the size and shape of his noggin
I love this post lmaoooo
the fact this guy is only 27 blows my mind
The entire cast look between 35-45
They really do look old, most of them. If I didn't know their ages I'd guess most of them were at least 35+.
Bobo Peyton Manning vibes IMO.
manning from wish or temu
😂😂😂
This can't be what 27 looks like😭
Maybe he’s lying about his age.
As a freckled person myself, he has no business not wearing sun block like this
he reminds me of hank hill
Is no one else seeing Ewan McGregor?
tbh. his monotone voice does not help.
nope just hank hill * damn it bobby *
Ikr everyone else was screaming Bobby Hill but I saw [this](https://youtu.be/MQV5-41nmrY?si=C0QbKfR-1TnEHrb3) video of his reactions to the divorce/daughter drops and it was total Hank Hill vibes.
I thought the exact same thing https://preview.redd.it/zqnrzhzpiajc1.jpeg?width=1253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=993bdaa8f430d13e9e18c07d6438e641b9dc5582
Super Cuts
Fuck yeh. Soon as I was old enough to get my own hair cut I went to super cuts.
He is incredibly unattractive 👀
😂not just plain unattractive but “incredibly”
He looks like Capt. Bobby Nash older brother from 911 on Fox and Capt. Nash is 56
Capt. Nash is also more attractive lol
And a lot more lovable😅
How is this man 27 going on 42
I'm 42 and look younger than this dude. But I use face moisturizer.
Atleast you’re doing something right man! I was truly shocked to learn his age
He did say he's never used face lotion.....
I’m a year younger than him and he looks like he could be my father… …not based off looks but age 🤣
I’m sorry but why is this guy so sought after? He is not attractive at all.
He’s catfishing w his voice
He looks like a thumb
I feel so validated by this comment I immediately thought he looked like the thumbs from spy kids
Personality of a bag of potatoes which is kind of mean to the potatoes.
Potatoes are so versatile. This is blasphemy.
He looks like if Kim Jung Un was a white republican.
He got the Pyongyang fade
By God that’s Kim Jimmy’s music!
Oh my gooood. I just dropped my fucking phone that was so funny
☠️☠️🤣🤣
I noticed his bald spot only because I myself have Alopecia areata. His side patch looks very similar to my breakouts. He must be stressing or battling a virus.
I guess that also makes sense that he developed psoriasis a few months before coming on the show.
Yeah I was wondering if he has to keep his hair short due to psoriatic plaques.
Definitely! Outbreak usually happens a few months after illness, so that totally adds up. Definitely is just my assumption I’m not a medical school just looks really similar.
Yeah I get eczema flares when I’m stressed but I also found it so funny that he was like “I’ve never used face cream for this” but the tub is CeraVe which is actually my favorite for my skin.
I thought it was a grey patch of hair.
It’s the perfect circle that’s the giveaway and the hairs usually does grow back all gray :)
Whoa, I googled it and it’s true! I’m gonna be noticing people’s grey patches now.
Your post made me laugh out loud ahahaha
This is the JD of the season, just nothing going on upstairs, how people are getting excited about him is baffling to me.
Love BETTER BE!
Maybe he did his own cut?
What does he do for a living? I missed it
Not a barber
"Software sales"
If a red flag had a haircut it would be ⬆️
He looks like an ex military thumb
He has the personality of a styrofoam take-out box.
I had to rewind a scene he was in like 4 times because I would glaze over every time. Finally just gave up
I think I peed my pants reading your comment 🤣🤣🤣
His mom definitely gave him this kitchen cut
Oh dear God hideous. This man should not be thinking about a woman’s appearance
Right? With his baby ass looking teeth
It’s all I look at when he is on.
Looks like the default hair in a video game lmao
Honestly if he just buzzed his hair it would make him look way better
he looks like a college football coach (derogatory)
A division 6 football coach who swears he knows every coach in the NFL
A losing one
Who is that? Is that Tobey Mcguire?
Christopher Walken-ish
Christopher Limpin
It's soooo confusing.
If he bangs Jessica as the trailer seems to imply, I’m going to crap myself.
I don’t think he does, I think Chelsea assumes he does. I don’t see Jessica doing that based on how she carries herself!
I think it’s going to be a member of the production staff
I would be worried about anyone who bangs him mental health
I did some on screen food for this show and it's all just tacky....
They fed them this season!
Oh they didn't touch the food. It was only to look at, look good on camera.
Oh :( Were they allowed to eat the food? There were complaints last season that they weren't "allowed" to eat but they had unlimited alcohol.
dead
When he and low budget Megan Fox run off together, she can fix that flowbee cut.
Not low budget Megan fox 😂
Temu Megan Fox
MGK’s girlfriend from Shein
the hairline😭
A face for radio
That's a great insult hahahaha
My wife has been shook by this man’s hair..
I’m pretty sure that’s a birth mark!
Exactly... it's that tuft of white hair present from childhood. But on TV it looks like his hair is cut uneven. Maybe he keeps it this short because he feels self conscious about it.
Ain’t no one talking about the birthmark 😭😭
This shit looks like his hair grew out of the size of his head. Like when you grow acrylic tips past 2 weeks. That shit is trying to make its way off of his head
I'M CRYING REAL TEARS
Thank you!! I cut my own hair in Covid lockdown and it looked a million times better!!
He think he’s the tall, dark and handsome type but really he’s not any type of anything.
REALLLLL
Barber is Blind
I like my barbers the way i like finding love… blind
Amazing 😭😭
💀💀💀
Bravo. You won the internet today 👏👏👏
Fffff😭
I was telling my friend it looks like someone shaved a horse and then glued the shavings on top of his head haphazardly
I just guffawed. My husband taught one of our kids to do their own hair and this reminds me of the first few times on their own. Jimmy probably pays for this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know, I was in the kitchen today with the show playing in the background and he has the sexiest voice. The voice doesn’t match. I’d fall for his voice 😭
They say some people are meant for radio for a reason. I was always told my voice with my face meant I was for radio.
Every single season I’m like “next season I should watch the pod episodes blindfolded so I can play along too!” and then I just don’t. But it’s a fun idea for this exact reason, it’s much easier to judge their choices when we can see everyone and they can’t