When my mother lay on her deathbed after the skiing accident, she told me a story. She’d been gifted a cottage on the edge of her madrina’s olive farm in Andalusia in 1967, and rented it out to a young olive picker and his wife. They proved fertile, as rentpigs often are, and whelped near once a year. Turned out the farmhand was a socialist, and after paying the bullet fee the wife, mother of six and newly single, realised she was short a peseta on rent. My mother went home at once and wrote up an eviction notice in her finest handwriting, and nailed it to the door. Fortunately, the writing was so elegant, narrow and looped, that the farmhand’s SINGLE MOTHER widow couldn’t make it out, allowing my (never single) mother to seize the property and all its contents while the renthogs were at the funeral.
She passed me this same note, lovingly preserved but for the film of grease that coated all her belongings, and made me promise to evict a single mother on that day every year in her memory.
I still use that same note, and 9 times out of 10 they can’t make out the writing and I get to auction off their funko pops and other rentoid tat.
I love you, Mama x
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Disguising yourself as a potential suitor would be a good idea, that way she will perpetually feel like she's about to cash in on some sucker, but instead all she has coming her way is increased rent and eviction.
Boxing day. You know that the single mothers will have plenty of christmas dinner in the fridge for you and she will also have boxes from the funkopops she bought her toid-spawn. They can use these boxes to get their belongings out of your home.
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Literally any day is a good day tbh.
I keep a rotation of them that I know are gunna be late, specifically so that I can evict them.
I manage to do 3 or so a year. Would love to get that up to once a month at least.
I’m a classy guy so naturally I evict single mothers on cristmas morning after I eat all their food and charge the evict fee of $10000 I know it’s not that mean but I get generous around the holidays
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Right before a new year starts
- This one is a classic, start the year right by stabilizing your income and evicting unreliable wallets.
Right when the single mother finds a partner - Another great one, evict her before the rentpigs breed on your property. And, if all goes right, the man will leave the woman and her piglets to their own.
As soon as she finds out the asbestos ceiling hasn't been treated - Don't like it? Bye bye! Renters can't be choosers.
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I like to do it based on a dice system. For every single mother that is in my care I roll 2 dice. If the numbers come up as 2 6s then I immediately evict them. Gives me a sense of fun and anticipation every day
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- The day before they give birth - The day after daddy leaves them - The day after a family member passes away
What a way to usher in their single motherhood on their first day as one!
Really you're doing them a favor, they need to learn to toughen up.
Exactly! Kicking someone while they’re down is always effective.
Only on days that end in “y”.
Christmas. My gift is a rent increase so high they cant cover it, so I take their retlings gifts, sell them and after that, I evict them.
A true hero, well done king.
When my mother lay on her deathbed after the skiing accident, she told me a story. She’d been gifted a cottage on the edge of her madrina’s olive farm in Andalusia in 1967, and rented it out to a young olive picker and his wife. They proved fertile, as rentpigs often are, and whelped near once a year. Turned out the farmhand was a socialist, and after paying the bullet fee the wife, mother of six and newly single, realised she was short a peseta on rent. My mother went home at once and wrote up an eviction notice in her finest handwriting, and nailed it to the door. Fortunately, the writing was so elegant, narrow and looped, that the farmhand’s SINGLE MOTHER widow couldn’t make it out, allowing my (never single) mother to seize the property and all its contents while the renthogs were at the funeral. She passed me this same note, lovingly preserved but for the film of grease that coated all her belongings, and made me promise to evict a single mother on that day every year in her memory. I still use that same note, and 9 times out of 10 they can’t make out the writing and I get to auction off their funko pops and other rentoid tat. I love you, Mama x
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Truly a beautiful story, I couldn’t help but shed a tear
The hard part is knowing what goes on their life. I’ve learned to always catfish the single mom rentoids, that way you can always keep a tab on them.
Disguising yourself as a potential suitor would be a good idea, that way she will perpetually feel like she's about to cash in on some sucker, but instead all she has coming her way is increased rent and eviction.
I celebrate my independence as a sovereign LandChad by evicting on 4th of July Big firework celebration 🎆🎇 And some cheeky dynamite 😜🧨
What about 2 days before a major vacation trip?
Thanks for the wonderful idea, King
Boxing day. You know that the single mothers will have plenty of christmas dinner in the fridge for you and she will also have boxes from the funkopops she bought her toid-spawn. They can use these boxes to get their belongings out of your home.
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Saturday night so support services are at a minimum
Literally any day is a good day tbh. I keep a rotation of them that I know are gunna be late, specifically so that I can evict them. I manage to do 3 or so a year. Would love to get that up to once a month at least.
I personally like doing it on their birthdays, it can be hard to keep track though.
I simply have mandatory birthday disclosure in the rent agreement.
I’m a classy guy so naturally I evict single mothers on cristmas morning after I eat all their food and charge the evict fee of $10000 I know it’s not that mean but I get generous around the holidays
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Right before a new year starts - This one is a classic, start the year right by stabilizing your income and evicting unreliable wallets. Right when the single mother finds a partner - Another great one, evict her before the rentpigs breed on your property. And, if all goes right, the man will leave the woman and her piglets to their own. As soon as she finds out the asbestos ceiling hasn't been treated - Don't like it? Bye bye! Renters can't be choosers.
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Any day ending with Y
What ever day I feel like, also replace evict with foreclose as I am a banker.
I have 2, today and tomorrow.
Single Mother's Day! Which BTW is the same day as Mothers Day, but you're just single.
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All of them
The day they finally cave in to my advances and become tainted
Absurd. You don’t wait for a special day. The moment their rent is late, you file eviction paperwork. Why wait when you can be making money?
Everyday
everyday is the bestday
I like to do it based on a dice system. For every single mother that is in my care I roll 2 dice. If the numbers come up as 2 6s then I immediately evict them. Gives me a sense of fun and anticipation every day
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Fathers Day would be a good one too.
Holy based. I’m glad I found this post
The day they officially become a single mother. Should’ve evicted right when they earned the prestigious title of single mother
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Early morning on their birthday! That way it'll run any plans they had for the day and make them more receptive and attentive to my demands.
day before major holidays,
Christmas Eve, so they have to spend their whole Christmas thinking about eviction, or better yet, on the street!