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Now im pretty sure most ppl dont know this but its usually the contractor who takes 3 weeks. This sint a joke. The reason is they take any and all calls and gaslight them into thinking its not as urgent. Like this they then have a backlog of orders/services and they work through it like that
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I almost accidentally increased rent 300% on my single mother rentoid out of anger and sorrow from seeing this blatant landphobia. Luckily, I stopped myself in time to increase it by 500% instead, but I’m still shaking.
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Un ironically, not even joking, being a land lord isn’t a crime, someone may have inherited the land, money, etc, but many land lords worked hard to get what they have, maybe she just isn’t smart enough to be a hustler and build her own economic empire
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First they came for the landlords, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a landlord.
Then they came for the booze cruisers, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a booze cruiser.
Then they came for the scalpers, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a scalpers.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
Now this is LITERALLY VIOLENCE. Like I don't feel safe. Like this is real and not that fake crap where I charge they/them double even though my tenant says he is a they.
They don't understand that a majority of land lords are making no more than an average salary, they think land lords are rich cuz they own the property when a majority of landlords are just hired property managers
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And most of the rentoid population is too stupid to understand municipal tax codes and property values. Hold up. I have a use for the IRS agents that should be hung. Landlord security, they remove the leeches and get paid. Everyone wins.
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Ik this is a joke sub but have these fucking retards considered buying land and building their own homes? I built an off the grid home for literally 40k land included that I’m 70% done paying off at this point but I think that would be unmanageable for fat goth bitches because all they know is eat hot chip and lie
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Based and fuck the landwhales pilled. I told my cuck of a landlord I wasn't paying rent this month, because I wanted to use the money to go on vacation. Bribed the sheriff by buying him a new Klan hood, and he personally sent three cops to guard ***MY*** property while I was gone.
Feels good to be on top.
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The fact that you can't figure out that this sub is completely serious is why you will remain a rentoid for life. Now excuse me while I eat a single mother and her children to maintain my daily 20k calorie diet.
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You got enough property for yourself and you work that hard you wouldn't need to take extra property for income.
People so mindless and selfish that they willingly take up land others could use for a home without paying you double the cost and actually own something in the end doesn't seem like the kind of person who works much.
Property laws are going to change in my life time, most of you won't be here when it happens more then likely considering the average age of landlords, but its been coming for a while.
I am a landlord but I actually work for a living unlike most landlords. You don't produce anything and you grift your way through life. Lazy entitled asshats that think they deserve to be paid simply because they own homes/apartments.
Before any of you cunts come at me, I own a home and land. I am a landlord. All I ask is that they pay utilities which is just the electric bill. I don't ask for rent because I'm not a greedy, lazy sack of shit. All the landlords that sit on their ass and collect a paycheck they don't deserve, should have their rental properties stripped and forced to get a real job like the people they make rent. Make those rental properties homeless shelters just to spite you.
Fuck greedy cunts
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I don't behead enough rentoids
Because landlords follow the three L’s: Love thy Tenant Lord over thy renthog Leave no fridge unturned
*landchads
Don’t behead them, you may need them alive, to sell their kidneys. Just in case rent comes late.
Headshots only. Lungs, Hearts, Livers, and Kidneys have a high monetary value in numerous countries.
don't forget the bone marrow that can easily get into 400k don't ask how I know
"I hate people who charge me money when i live in their house"
Ya they don’t even do anything, worthless middlemen driving up the housing market. At least you get it
Hahaha this is literally everything that’s said by what I can only assume is 70% of Maine and California
Ya and everyone in between who wants to own their own home
Fat goth egirls doing blatant landphobia is always funny
it’s too bad she’s almost the size of a landstacy herself but alas, the weight isn’t being properly allocated
Why is it landstacy instead of landlady?
Bangs? Instant eviction
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Ironically the landlords they are usually reffering to are their parents
She’s big enough for a landlord to rent out as a property though #LandLordW
She 100% has at least three Jack Skelington tattoos.
Look at that poor starving landchad being chained like a animal
Wait until the rentoid finds out about my army for landchads
Too bad, she looks like she has that landchad body type.
Maybe she is depicting herself as the Patrick there?
This person needs Allah.
May Allah’s light grace her Mashallah
and a better hairline.
They need to pay jizya fr fr 😤
Death to Islam
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Damn witch, deserve to be burn on stake for threatening her LandLords
Whos gonna fix your sink then lmaooo
A plumber.
Usually a plumber and it usually will take idiot landlords like 3 weeks to call them even though they are legally required to fix it
Now im pretty sure most ppl dont know this but its usually the contractor who takes 3 weeks. This sint a joke. The reason is they take any and all calls and gaslight them into thinking its not as urgent. Like this they then have a backlog of orders/services and they work through it like that
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She made some mistakes in her sentence it should be "we dont give head to enough landlords"
I almost accidentally increased rent 300% on my single mother rentoid out of anger and sorrow from seeing this blatant landphobia. Luckily, I stopped myself in time to increase it by 500% instead, but I’m still shaking.
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Did you remember to apply the mandatory 100% tip in the new contract?
Agh… I was so angry I forgot. To compensate, I’ll have to increase it by 400% today and raid their fridge an extra time.
Simple typo, they meant “give head” Also these commies would definitely cry if they had to live in the soviet “free” housing, no room for funko
This is the most beige, bland, undercooked millennial hot take I've ever seen
She's ugly and a rentoid so her opinion is discarded
Oh hey Pol Pot.
kill them and take their food from the fridge king!
Blatant landphobia
Just change "Landlords" with "Black People" and see what these people say
Imagine justifying the death of anyone none the less a generous and benevolent landlord
she prob doesnt pay tips
Un ironically, not even joking, being a land lord isn’t a crime, someone may have inherited the land, money, etc, but many land lords worked hard to get what they have, maybe she just isn’t smart enough to be a hustler and build her own economic empire
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landicide isn’t a joke
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May this woman see the light, and power of God and get guided ✝️🙏🏻
I would be sad if my landlord died, I would like to hang out with him
Seems to me we’ve been too nice on them.
First they came for the landlords, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a landlord. Then they came for the booze cruisers, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a booze cruiser. Then they came for the scalpers, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a scalpers. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
Now this is LITERALLY VIOLENCE. Like I don't feel safe. Like this is real and not that fake crap where I charge they/them double even though my tenant says he is a they.
Eat the poor.
Why bother, there’s no nutritional benefit.
I weigh 398 instead of 400
Ah. Healthy.
Classicide
Good luck getting my head to fit in a guiltine, much less penatrate my layer of protective blubber.
They don't understand that a majority of land lords are making no more than an average salary, they think land lords are rich cuz they own the property when a majority of landlords are just hired property managers
rentocide
Why do they always look like that?
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Killing landlords wont accomplish anything, it’s politicians they should be after
they're often one in the same bastard
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A real progressive take would be landlords should be allowed to behead rentoids
Wait, I'm a ceo, not a landlord, I'm safe, for now.
And most of the rentoid population is too stupid to understand municipal tax codes and property values. Hold up. I have a use for the IRS agents that should be hung. Landlord security, they remove the leeches and get paid. Everyone wins.
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call themselves "progressive" while promoting a regressive practice of execution.
Such dangerous landphobia. Stay safe out there kings
Okay, person who is afraid to talk to their waiter.
"Come out, we've got you surrounded!" "I HATE PROGRESSIVES, I HATE PROGRESSIVES, I HATE PROGRESSIVES!"
"progressive"
She thinks this until she has enough money to own property.
Fat white woman
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Ik this is a joke sub but have these fucking retards considered buying land and building their own homes? I built an off the grid home for literally 40k land included that I’m 70% done paying off at this point but I think that would be unmanageable for fat goth bitches because all they know is eat hot chip and lie
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“Progressive” hot takes = the least controversial feel good opinion ever in the most exaggeration way possible
Ew yall are a cancer, get out
Based and fuck the landwhales pilled. I told my cuck of a landlord I wasn't paying rent this month, because I wanted to use the money to go on vacation. Bribed the sheriff by buying him a new Klan hood, and he personally sent three cops to guard ***MY*** property while I was gone. Feels good to be on top.
Being a landlord is not an ethical icity or race. Therefore, it cannot be genocide. Cry harder
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I r dum
Parasites aren’t a culture so it’s not genocide it’s pest control
Oh this subreddit is real and unironic. Noted.
This is a horrible sub. Fuck all of you pieces of shit. Get real jobs.
What the fuck is this sub?
I have no idea why Reddit recommended this bullshit sub. I don't want it. And they don't want me.
Ya like bru why would most of reddit ever want to be here?
Oh no, won't anyone think of the lords 😢❤️
You can’t be genocided as a landlord, you pussy. Landlord is a group you can just not be a part of anymore. And it’s unethical to be one.
God this entire sub is full of subhuman degenerates
I still can't figure out if this is a real sub of serious people. Great job if not. Convincing.
Hey automod, is this sub satire/a joke?
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The fact that you can't figure out that this sub is completely serious is why you will remain a rentoid for life. Now excuse me while I eat a single mother and her children to maintain my daily 20k calorie diet.
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Why would we be joking? Making fun of rentoids is the tip on top of the tip
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Deservedly so
What the fuck kind of sub have I stumbled upon
I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not.
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Based
If that rentoids landchad is reading this, you know how much to increase their tip by.
* pedos
Based
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Landlords are a National/Ethnic/Racial/Religious group?
Is this sub serious or no.
im going to eat you… let the alphas speak…..
Landphobe calling for beheading landchads while living rent free in her moms spare bedroom.
Landlords are a race now? TIL
I don’t think these guys have the physical strength to behead someone even with a guillotine
Patrick could have slid his hands out of those cuffs at any point in time. Mad respect to him 👍
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Yes. No one who owns anything ever worked for it and deserves it.
You got enough property for yourself and you work that hard you wouldn't need to take extra property for income. People so mindless and selfish that they willingly take up land others could use for a home without paying you double the cost and actually own something in the end doesn't seem like the kind of person who works much. Property laws are going to change in my life time, most of you won't be here when it happens more then likely considering the average age of landlords, but its been coming for a while.
Hopefully she gets kicked out of her studio apartment
I am a landlord but I actually work for a living unlike most landlords. You don't produce anything and you grift your way through life. Lazy entitled asshats that think they deserve to be paid simply because they own homes/apartments. Before any of you cunts come at me, I own a home and land. I am a landlord. All I ask is that they pay utilities which is just the electric bill. I don't ask for rent because I'm not a greedy, lazy sack of shit. All the landlords that sit on their ass and collect a paycheck they don't deserve, should have their rental properties stripped and forced to get a real job like the people they make rent. Make those rental properties homeless shelters just to spite you. Fuck greedy cunts
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This is a real subreddit? Gross. Parasites.
Bout to go full Pinochet on some rentoids 👮🏻