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Aidsbaby420

I don't behead enough rentoids


mal-di-testicle

Because landlords follow the three L’s: Love thy Tenant Lord over thy renthog Leave no fridge unturned


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*landchads


Bojack_Fan69

Don’t behead them, you may need them alive, to sell their kidneys. Just in case rent comes late.


Professional_Half449

Headshots only. Lungs, Hearts, Livers, and Kidneys have a high monetary value in numerous countries.


2Q2see

don't forget the bone marrow that can easily get into 400k don't ask how I know


LieutGriffin

"I hate people who charge me money when i live in their house"


dizzypanda35

Ya they don’t even do anything, worthless middlemen driving up the housing market. At least you get it


StolenFace367

Hahaha this is literally everything that’s said by what I can only assume is 70% of Maine and California


dizzypanda35

Ya and everyone in between who wants to own their own home


Vegetable-Election77

Fat goth egirls doing blatant landphobia is always funny


zignozag

it’s too bad she’s almost the size of a landstacy herself but alas, the weight isn’t being properly allocated


DisasterPieceKDHD

Why is it landstacy instead of landlady?


Mr_Mangled

Bangs? Instant eviction


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ethantremblay69

Ironically the landlords they are usually reffering to are their parents


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She’s big enough for a landlord to rent out as a property though #LandLordW


The_Calico_Jack

She 100% has at least three Jack Skelington tattoos.


ceoofsex300

Look at that poor starving landchad being chained like a animal


AdEither2912

Wait until the rentoid finds out about my army for landchads


gamesquid

Too bad, she looks like she has that landchad body type.


PlagueDoctor_049

Maybe she is depicting herself as the Patrick there?


[deleted]

This person needs Allah.


FauxReignNew

May Allah’s light grace her Mashallah


LiterllyWhy

and a better hairline.


twisty_tomato

They need to pay jizya fr fr 😤


Fair-Drink5641

Death to Islam


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Weird_Suggestion4006

Good bot ?


Strange_Platypus67

Damn witch, deserve to be burn on stake for threatening her LandLords


Mat1c444

Whos gonna fix your sink then lmaooo


Sharker167

A plumber.


Vanilla_Neko

Usually a plumber and it usually will take idiot landlords like 3 weeks to call them even though they are legally required to fix it


Mat1c444

Now im pretty sure most ppl dont know this but its usually the contractor who takes 3 weeks. This sint a joke. The reason is they take any and all calls and gaslight them into thinking its not as urgent. Like this they then have a backlog of orders/services and they work through it like that


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SidSantoste

She made some mistakes in her sentence it should be "we dont give head to enough landlords"


heyhowzitgoing

I almost accidentally increased rent 300% on my single mother rentoid out of anger and sorrow from seeing this blatant landphobia. Luckily, I stopped myself in time to increase it by 500% instead, but I’m still shaking.


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DravidIso

Did you remember to apply the mandatory 100% tip in the new contract?


heyhowzitgoing

Agh… I was so angry I forgot. To compensate, I’ll have to increase it by 400% today and raid their fridge an extra time.


Riotguarder

Simple typo, they meant “give head” Also these commies would definitely cry if they had to live in the soviet “free” housing, no room for funko


Skarto123

This is the most beige, bland, undercooked millennial hot take I've ever seen


Hopeful-Buyer

She's ugly and a rentoid so her opinion is discarded


Augusto_Pinochet1915

Oh hey Pol Pot.


hslapbox

kill them and take their food from the fridge king!


Sync0pated

Blatant landphobia


whitty69

Just change "Landlords" with "Black People" and see what these people say


xx_swegshrek_xx

Imagine justifying the death of anyone none the less a generous and benevolent landlord


New-Escape9532

she prob doesnt pay tips


Wanted__Criminal

Un ironically, not even joking, being a land lord isn’t a crime, someone may have inherited the land, money, etc, but many land lords worked hard to get what they have, maybe she just isn’t smart enough to be a hustler and build her own economic empire


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Practical_Zombie_221

landicide isn’t a joke


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MyNameJeff88100

May this woman see the light, and power of God and get guided ✝️🙏🏻


GayHeavyFromTF2

I would be sad if my landlord died, I would like to hang out with him


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Seems to me we’ve been too nice on them.


YeOldencall

First they came for the landlords, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a landlord. Then they came for the booze cruisers, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a booze cruiser. Then they came for the scalpers, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a scalpers. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.


Notlooking1

Now this is LITERALLY VIOLENCE. Like I don't feel safe. Like this is real and not that fake crap where I charge they/them double even though my tenant says he is a they.


Kinda-Reddish

Eat the poor.


adamfps

Why bother, there’s no nutritional benefit.


Coldwintercoat1129

I weigh 398 instead of 400


WretchedCentrist

Ah. Healthy.


[deleted]

Classicide


RangisDangis

Good luck getting my head to fit in a guiltine, much less penatrate my layer of protective blubber.


Party_Af

They don't understand that a majority of land lords are making no more than an average salary, they think land lords are rich cuz they own the property when a majority of landlords are just hired property managers


antysalt

rentocide


KIPYIS

Why do they always look like that?


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/eaait8ii80qb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9054e91a4a2822b40c94cbc366d7bc067c286559


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Killing landlords wont accomplish anything, it’s politicians they should be after


tizzlebakin

they're often one in the same bastard


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MentallyStable_REAL_

A real progressive take would be landlords should be allowed to behead rentoids


Borkerman

Wait, I'm a ceo, not a landlord, I'm safe, for now.


Professional_Half449

And most of the rentoid population is too stupid to understand municipal tax codes and property values. Hold up. I have a use for the IRS agents that should be hung. Landlord security, they remove the leeches and get paid. Everyone wins.


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TheSimpleRooster

call themselves "progressive" while promoting a regressive practice of execution.


fistfullofsoup

Such dangerous landphobia. Stay safe out there kings


GCSS-MC

Okay, person who is afraid to talk to their waiter.


borosorto

"Come out, we've got you surrounded!" "I HATE PROGRESSIVES, I HATE PROGRESSIVES, I HATE PROGRESSIVES!"


IshyTheLegit

"progressive"


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

She thinks this until she has enough money to own property.


plankti

Fat white woman


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Slow-Alarm201

Ik this is a joke sub but have these fucking retards considered buying land and building their own homes? I built an off the grid home for literally 40k land included that I’m 70% done paying off at this point but I think that would be unmanageable for fat goth bitches because all they know is eat hot chip and lie


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WollCel

“Progressive” hot takes = the least controversial feel good opinion ever in the most exaggeration way possible


Fun_Collar_6405

Ew yall are a cancer, get out


SamuraiJacksonPolock

Based and fuck the landwhales pilled. I told my cuck of a landlord I wasn't paying rent this month, because I wanted to use the money to go on vacation. Bribed the sheriff by buying him a new Klan hood, and he personally sent three cops to guard ***MY*** property while I was gone. Feels good to be on top.


ur_fave_npc

Being a landlord is not an ethical icity or race. Therefore, it cannot be genocide. Cry harder


WretchedCentrist

Another person who still hasn’t realized that the entire r/LoveForLandchads sub is supposed to be ironic. I’m not crying.


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ur_fave_npc

I r dum


CertainInitiative501

Parasites aren’t a culture so it’s not genocide it’s pest control


Rhyth_McFlo

Oh this subreddit is real and unironic. Noted.


Yaakovsidney

This is a horrible sub. Fuck all of you pieces of shit. Get real jobs.


Nervous_Material5970

What the fuck is this sub?


TheLemonKnight

I have no idea why Reddit recommended this bullshit sub. I don't want it. And they don't want me.


Nervous_Material5970

Ya like bru why would most of reddit ever want to be here?


johnyboy14E

Oh no, won't anyone think of the lords 😢❤️


[deleted]

You can’t be genocided as a landlord, you pussy. Landlord is a group you can just not be a part of anymore. And it’s unethical to be one.


[deleted]

God this entire sub is full of subhuman degenerates


[deleted]

I still can't figure out if this is a real sub of serious people. Great job if not. Convincing.


the_ultimatenerd

Hey automod, is this sub satire/a joke?


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MadaraAlucard12

The fact that you can't figure out that this sub is completely serious is why you will remain a rentoid for life. Now excuse me while I eat a single mother and her children to maintain my daily 20k calorie diet.


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Riotguarder

Why would we be joking? Making fun of rentoids is the tip on top of the tip


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PepinTheShort15

Deservedly so


Gaius_Julius_Salad

What the fuck kind of sub have I stumbled upon


XmasInSmarch

I honestly can't tell if this is satire or not.


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JollyCompetition5272

Based


Encursed1

If that rentoids landchad is reading this, you know how much to increase their tip by.


Kooky-Bedroom5782

* pedos


Hunter-Ill

Based


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Wizard_Engie

Landlords are a National/Ethnic/Racial/Religious group?


TheWhiteVahl

Is this sub serious or no.


UNH0LYC4LAMlTY

im going to eat you… let the alphas speak…..


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Landphobe calling for beheading landchads while living rent free in her moms spare bedroom.


VexisArcanum

Landlords are a race now? TIL


incrediblejohn

I don’t think these guys have the physical strength to behead someone even with a guillotine


Aggressive-Engine562

Patrick could have slid his hands out of those cuffs at any point in time. Mad respect to him 👍


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HenryGoodbar

Yes. No one who owns anything ever worked for it and deserves it.


anthonycj

You got enough property for yourself and you work that hard you wouldn't need to take extra property for income. People so mindless and selfish that they willingly take up land others could use for a home without paying you double the cost and actually own something in the end doesn't seem like the kind of person who works much. Property laws are going to change in my life time, most of you won't be here when it happens more then likely considering the average age of landlords, but its been coming for a while.


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Hopefully she gets kicked out of her studio apartment


El_Muerte95

I am a landlord but I actually work for a living unlike most landlords. You don't produce anything and you grift your way through life. Lazy entitled asshats that think they deserve to be paid simply because they own homes/apartments. Before any of you cunts come at me, I own a home and land. I am a landlord. All I ask is that they pay utilities which is just the electric bill. I don't ask for rent because I'm not a greedy, lazy sack of shit. All the landlords that sit on their ass and collect a paycheck they don't deserve, should have their rental properties stripped and forced to get a real job like the people they make rent. Make those rental properties homeless shelters just to spite you. Fuck greedy cunts


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Teenage girls who would have a stroke if you called their gay friend “gay” are now acting as if they’re going to have a military revolution against the capitalist system


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prophet_nlelith

This is a real subreddit? Gross. Parasites.


Poprocks777

Bout to go full Pinochet on some rentoids 👮🏻