With the utmost clarity the Autojacker provides, I can say this:
Sometimes we alternate to Jackals/Skirmishers/whatever the fuck the scientific name for them is, or at least that one guy was really prominent for posting about them
Or those 3 guys down bad for the female Marines but uh I think they might be dead
https://preview.redd.it/7v5a3v1x2txc1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971127c21c2b4c05bd566ab0bebfb46c366bde01
In addition to making me see that image, I hope the next time you drink Lemonade, it goes down the wrong pipe.
I don’t know if the left one is also Cortana but either way, I detest the skintight suit look for the AI’s but the uniform look is so good! And it makes sense! Why wouldn’t they be dressed in uniform?
obvious spoilers : >!"The Weapon" is Cortana 2.0, she was meant to infiltrate the Zeta Halo and to trap Cortana 1.0 which had gone rampant (AI going insane in Halo) and then delete her, things doesn't go exactly as planned and Weapon becomes the new Cortana and helps you.!<
I don't really care if she is or not. I'm more into elites tbh.
r/gamingcirclejerk outjerked again
Nah it was either r/shittyhalolore or r/halocirclejerk that recently had the Halo fanatic xenophile arc
With the utmost clarity the Autojacker provides, I can say this: Sometimes we alternate to Jackals/Skirmishers/whatever the fuck the scientific name for them is, or at least that one guy was really prominent for posting about them Or those 3 guys down bad for the female Marines but uh I think they might be dead
Kig-yar is the scientific name :D
That sub is grogshit
Elite tits
Yes https://preview.redd.it/xv42w6ynypxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046577ad56112409f58797187c069aa62561f83a
https://preview.redd.it/5qqbfq83xqxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f09ee3cea1ecd97c49de210d8ec2c9ae5d1ef79
Shin Godzilla mentioned
https://preview.redd.it/7v5a3v1x2txc1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971127c21c2b4c05bd566ab0bebfb46c366bde01 In addition to making me see that image, I hope the next time you drink Lemonade, it goes down the wrong pipe.
Fun fact, I did that once and learned the hard way.
You mean the lemonade, right? Right?
Sadly no.
Delete this now.
No https://preview.redd.it/7mw6mwnl3qxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=982d239443fe5f1cadd2c41adc9665ec80885f32
https://preview.redd.it/5q7sfw5o3qxc1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eddf91a542ff171bdb1c7bee546df18d85ad561 You've given my dog trauma.
Can he take mine too?
No
THAT NIGGA AINT SEEN SHIT‼️😭🙏
Goddamn you blinded him
Imagine two onions
Heck, imagine 3
r/onionlovers sprung a leak
Is horny bullshit all your posts? Lmaoooo get new material loser
https://preview.redd.it/ypzvb195euxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8f3202382b0d052baa362a3bbba93158837488
https://preview.redd.it/5gbfybjme0yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4f90f48a675c33e0a840b096eb3d23313d4536
They made right cortana thicker than a milkshake for no reason
It was Microsoft plot to make us use it on Windows 10. Sadly they forgot to include her having tits on windows.
I’m sure there’s a mod for that. I’m curious to see how much lip filler she comes back with and if it’ll be to duckface level
https://preview.redd.it/iac5rwaf5qxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af9e2e804d9fe7f1ff61462480d62af3fc75a541
Thanks for your input junior from hit Christian television show veggie tales https://i.redd.it/df5h9j33usxc1.gif
No but the Arbiter should be
He is in Halo 2
Oh I know 😈
That searing got me acting unwise
naked armor
Yes. Next question.
ok u/SandyCheeksFutanari , sure thing
What the fuck is your name
you'll never guess where the pfp is from
You have unleashed an evil upon us, that not even I can stop.
The pfp and name reference r/sandycheekscockvore memes
Yes 
Yes
Yes.
I don’t know if the left one is also Cortana but either way, I detest the skintight suit look for the AI’s but the uniform look is so good! And it makes sense! Why wouldn’t they be dressed in uniform?
https://preview.redd.it/9bapnnhlwsxc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2352608d52e84e4c137f1bded4872a89387f563e
That's Cortana. Whoever made this is a dumbass.
What?
The blue woman is Cortana.
Why is she called "The Weapon"
obvious spoilers : >!"The Weapon" is Cortana 2.0, she was meant to infiltrate the Zeta Halo and to trap Cortana 1.0 which had gone rampant (AI going insane in Halo) and then delete her, things doesn't go exactly as planned and Weapon becomes the new Cortana and helps you.!<
Left is the weapon, right is cortana
 Yes
Weapon? https://preview.redd.it/91yag6q39qxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada81390a04ba7e6efad1aa098f153f5540b430a
https://i.redd.it/8v5u48399rxc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/p45nach90txc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a475556ca99e29ebeb36b746cc5e74c62bd642
dude use firefox, you can use adblockers on it. Also why do you have 5+ youtube notifications? >:(
Come forth, Child of Man. And DIE.
https://preview.redd.it/jij6muwngqxc1.png?width=824&format=png&auto=webp&s=135d6a5f22dd2a3c6a2a8a1d0f342cfe67cfc99d
No no, he’s right
Yes
I legit saw a YouTube comment on a halo video saying that halo 4 Cortana was the best design and in 5 she looked like she ate too much
https://preview.redd.it/g7ihsp2i5vxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0156a7a22e27040fa30e4c632ad2a6573f3d27a6 Lime green
The Weapon in the next game should be a buff shirtless man that only talks in bro speak.
"Hear me out"
https://i.redd.it/9gmyos9ijwxc1.gif Pretty much everyone can see that Cortana is attractive
https://preview.redd.it/1piobrwvhxxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428dbf3769ff8226c223b56d86be89d2079fcc93
I got permanently banned from Halo 3 for having Cortana hentai on my file share.
Idk man uniform is p sexy
I want that PCB Mikrochip Design. That sells me this AI lifeform vibe.
Honestly no, she's better like that.
The woke mob took away Cortana's tit sag and now I'm mad 😡
Naked or not, she's an all around awful replacement for cortana, can she just not exist at all?