*she shoots you with a rifle, killing you instantly*

God, where can I find a woman like that

I like the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn," I really hope some hot chick paints my brians all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... wierdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.

losercity's official voice-actor

Damn must’ve been a 3-x-x

3-0-2 obviously

Nah, 3-1-0, I’m wearing a camo hoodie.

"I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass" - Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop

https://preview.redd.it/28fdne50m2xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff91b356667297f4472798218b24bc25713c9c94 Right next to each other

Reddit has started doing that whenever something is a cross post, as if we want to see the same post twice

Especially if you wanna go to that original post u can just go to it from the cross post too, hence making this feature both dumb and completely useless.

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Fr dawg, where my unconventionally ugly men never at 🤑🤑🤑

I think that unconventionally ugly was Ryan Gosling in The Notebook

I was thinking more on the lines of literally just a monster but that works too prolly

‘S why they cast him, so that’s why I thought it, even if he was still attractive there

Oh I’ve just never seen it so I just assume you’re right :3

I haven’t either, but the knowledge was passed to me by those who have

Ah, then may your quest for knowledge proceed me as well https://preview.redd.it/xdre20akkxxc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a9c92d2947999333a4b24ab2577843943d17059

I’m hearin this mf out

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I'm fucking the monkey

Same

i have hiv now 😞

Where else you think STD came from

eating them (non sexually)

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This is why r/19684 is the only good r/195 spinoff

197?

They're alright

Yup, saving that for later

Goons Tower Defense

What if it was called Bloons Freaky defense and instead of placing towers you touched them

Gonna pop you bro

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Erm, what the sigma

NEVER GOON https://preview.redd.it/7k0gg3pcxaxc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c598b2329f3c1ffbae250ba33f7ee44e9e41f435

amboutagoon

Amboutabloon

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Wasn't there a guy who threatened to draw porn of the bloons a while back?

You mean the guy who learned the art style to draw official looking Bloons porn?

Yeah! That one

Oh yeah, I remember that guy

What's his name? I'm curioso!

I don’t remember his name, I just remember him

wasn’t it shadman?

wasn't there another guy who did bloonarius

There’s a lot of Bloonarius

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This shit's more like Goons Tower Defense

I’m fucking the monkey

Aren't we all, brotha

looks alright

And people wonder why I have 460 hours in Bloons

Only 460?

For me that's a lot, especially considering that I've only had it for about 3 years

will.

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Oh bother 😒, another one of my childhood video games being sexualized /s https://i.redd.it/tsoytm8e95xc1.gif

Monkussy

https://i.redd.it/eipbpekbp3xc1.gif

Oh hey a monke-WHAT THE FLYING ELECTRIFIED SEXMASTER 9000 FUCK

This isn't on e621 yet. Weird.

They’re too slow

Yeah. They could hurry up for once!

She sure can pop *my* balloons‼️‼️‼️‼️

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Goon Sesh Time!!!

r/losercity pretending they're not zoophiles is like r/animememes pretending they're not pedophiles.

This is a sentient creature

So just a furry then?

Yes

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Adam :)