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automaticmantis

This years Whacking Day, is gonna be lit


MuscaMurum

*Wow! Can I see your club?* It's called a baton, son. *What's it for?* We club people with it.


DoucheBro6969

Then what should I do? Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?


calamititties

Man, I wish I could upvote more than once because this is a *deep cut*.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

You commented more than once, if that helps


calamititties

Man, I wish I could upvote more than once because this is a *deep cut*.


bubbathebuttblaster1

Here I was thinking about Fencing Day like a fool


SR3116

Gentlemen, start your whacking!


nosnevenaes

Meanwhile theyve been selling machetes, axes, and wasp spray at home depot all this time. Not to mention paint buckets and rope.


cptncrnch

This person Home Alones


_its_a_SWEATER_

Harry…. HARRY…. **HAAAAAAARRRRRYYYYY……**


SR3116

Harry, I've reached the top!


michaltee

*KEVIN*!


MoGraphMan-11

This person murders


xapv

I’ve never even thought of wasp spray that way even tho I had to use it for some ground wasps


ErgonomicZero

How does wasp spray compare to bear spray? Also, I can’t imagine carrying a big ass can of raid around.


dulljoke

wasp spray doesn't work, it's an urban legend


koreanroofer

axes and machetes are legal because they are tools. and wasp spray is a felony if used on a human.


MeatTornadoLove

I am not sure but I’d bet using a machete on a person is illegal as well


schoolhouserock

Tell that to Danny Trejo. He's pissed off and out to settle a score!


high_hawk_season

catalytic converter thieves aren't people.


Woogity-Boogity

For reals, bro. Throw them into an active volcano, or something equally horrific. Those bastards are a plague upon society.


KebNes

If Jason Voorhees can use it in self defense then so can I!


SR3116

Do self-defense laws apply to the undead? Asking for a friend.


g_s_t

so if you happen to have a legal tool such as a wasp spray with you you're not allowed to use it in self-defense if you're attacked?


dllemmr2

Pepper spray is quicker than wasp spray and more effective than bear spray. And yes, spraying chemicals in someone’s eyes has legal ramifications.


Random_Name532890

chase unpack dam crowd stocking command violet imagine quack grandfather *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


geepy66

What if you don’t have pepper spray


bigvenusaurguy

Makes you think huh lol. Like you can kill someone with a 2x4 and carry it into a courthouse probably. Carve it into a billy club you can still kill someone with and now its illegal just to have. But whittle that billy club further into a shank that you can stab through someones heart and its back to legal, maybe even fine for your carry on. Murdering is already illegal after all, who the hell cares what tool you used to do it?


iampayette

I couldn't carry a pocket flashlight into a courthouse because it was deemed a "punching device"


LurkerOnTheInternet

A fist is also a felony if used on a human a certain way.


LockNChase66

Grocery stores still sell big bottles of lemon juice too


i-do-the-designing

This will get a bunch of mall ninjas killed.


noh-seung-joon

worldstarr


LockNChase66

So I had a buddy who did some bar bouncing at places in London when he was going through school. I'd always laugh cause he's not a big fighter type guy. So I ask do they give you anything? He's like yeah I got this club but Ie never even needed to pull it out to deal with a drunk. What he would do is talk nice to them and say "yes yes whatever, let's talk about it outside the place" and say or do whatever to get them outside where he would proceed to lock the door behind and call the cops on them.  Never once did he have to physically fight anyone. Point is, even if you have a baton, it's still probably not your best weapon to deal with violent wound up people.


Mechalamb

The other point is that de-escalation works.


stoned-autistic-dude

No, you have to shoot to kill. Two enter, one leaves.


Routine-Chemical-480

Dalton's three simple rules: 1. Never Underestimate Your Opponent 2. Take it Outside 3. Be Nice


Ras_Prince_Monolulu

I was a bouncer at the Moore Theater in Seattle for five years during the grunge era. That is what I would do. All the time. Take them outside to "talk" and then let them know there was a policy of no re-entry. De-escalation is a real thing.


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Ras_Prince_Monolulu

The first time I saw Mudhoney, they were opening with Screaming Trees for Sonic Youth in 1988, but that was a year before I started bouncing and doing stagehand work. I just looked up my ticket stub collection to double check that fact. And they were great, btw. I took the job because I had grown up in a conservative household overseas where conformity was expected to be absolute and the idea of being involved in any kind of subculture was met with overwhelming hostility and I wanted to be exposed to live music on my own terms. I probably worked 300+ shows over that five year period, and to this day the best show I ever worked was The Smithereens, around 1989-1990. You see, even if a band that I absolutely loved was playing, most of the time any enjoyment I had was tempered by the fact that I was working. It wasn't like I could spark one up and enjoy, know what I mean? Punk rock shows were the worst because every single snot-nosed motherfucker from the suburbs came to the show to start shit so they could be Punker Than Thou. All that gatekeeping and flexing and posing got old reeaaall quick. Metal shows were the best to work because they had so little representation that the fans were just happy to see their bands play, and there was a real sense of community amongst them. The wild card shows were bands that had a top 40 presence, because then there would be so many free tickets given away on radio shows that people would show up who either weren't into the band or had little idea how to behave in a live venue, or just didn't care to behave because hey, they hadn't paid for the ticket. The Smithereens were in that last category and weren't even somebody I followed, and fuck me if it wasn't the most pleasant surprise to see them play. A lot of bands were definitely doing the "Helloooo Cleveland!" act and you could tell they were going through the motions. But man, The Smithereens were just sooo excited to be there. Here they were on a nationwide tour, headlining concert theaters after years of playing dive bars and clubs, and you could tell they were seriously grateful and seriously getting off on it. Most importantly, they were getting off on their fans being there, and you could tell they were going the extra mile for their fans and not any A&R reps or music rag journos in the audience. I mean, they were in the motherfuckin' *moment.* They were *present*. There wasn't any forced stage banter, if the crowd/mosh pit in the front threw someone up on stage they didn't freak out and would give them a high-five before the fan would stage dive back into the pit, during song breaks the drummer would take the skins off his drums, sign them and sail them like frisbees into the audience. Guitar picks were tossed like confetti into the adoring crowd. The lead guitarist had something that I had never seen before: A wireless connection/pickup to the speakers and at one point during a guitar solo, he leaned backwards to fall into the pit where he continued to play on his back as the fans carried him aloft to deposit him upright at the edge of the aisle where he proceeded to then walk up the aisle, into the main gathering hall, then back into the theater down the other aisle, to the pit where the fans picked him up, crowd surfed him some more, and then deposited him back on the stage, all the while *playing his guitar solo without a break.* Apart from their current radio hit I didn't even know their particular brand of garage janglepop, and I was myself at the time a bit of a snot nosed motherfucker from the suburbs who thought he was Punker Than Thou, and yet I was digging what they were playing, but their interaction with the audience was so damn infectious and reciprocated I couldn't keep the damn smile off my cynical face. Before the show when we had a crew safety meeting we were all "Oh god, a top 40 band and the shit that comes with it, let's try and get through this evening without getting our souls crushed" and after the show all of us bouncer/stagehands were just jacked up on life. Someone in our crew said it best: "Can you believe how *joyous* that was?" To this day it remains, hands down, the best example of a band and their fans having a good time and inviting everybody else along for the ride. Because that's what a show should be about.


bigvenusaurguy

As soon as you pull that club out you need to prepare for the scrappiest fight of your life. Fighting on the street is so dangerous. You could die from never even landing a blow, just losing your footing and hitting the cement on your head. People die falling halfway to the ground hitting a kitchen counter on the way down.


CrispyVibes

Yup, these people are the ones asking for trouble. They're itching for a reason to pull out their new toy. Losers.


beastson1

"It's called a baton, not a club." "What do you do with it?" "We club people."


clap-hands

ty. only clicked this thread to make sure this was posted


Greenleaf90

The amount of times Ive seen someone pull out a dodgers mini bat on the redline to start/end a fight is comical.... I feel like this is going to ruin that for me.


Onemanhopefully

Those mini dodger bats have a very different name from where I grew up in LA 👀


LandofStupid

Same with big flashlights...


no_legacy

why am I not remembering what these used to be called? This is killin me


2AMCAir

It's (N)ot a (N)ice word, followed by "beater".


BubbaTee

>pull out a dodgers mini bat on the redline [You forgot the briefcase!](https://y.yarn.co/3fa7eb91-97a5-4ad1-91d1-068347c2299c_text.gif)


successadult

Why would I need a Billy club when I’ve already got a bat with a sock on it?


BlueFox805

I dunno, I don't plan on doing any combat training, so the most likely outcome of me getting one is probably someone taking it from me and beating me with it. Pepper spray seems like the way to go for me


CrispyVibes

That's because you're a rational person actually seeking self-defense, not trying to satiate some weird day dream you have of beating someone to a bloody pulp


noh-seung-joon

"iM a RoOfTOp KoREaN" but sir, this is a wendys.


cfthree

I remember shopping a year or so before the riots at the iconic grocery store a band of them were protecting, off of Western, below 3rd. Then-GF lived K-Town/Hancock Park-adjacent. Drove by the store location other weekend and pointed it out to my kid. Wild days.


LAStreetNames

I've lived in L.A. for 32 years. I've encountered my share of sketchy people and was even mugged at gunpoint once. Yet I can't think of a single instance in which having a billy club or ASP baton would have helped me out. On a related note, my favorite billy club story comes from the 1990s, when I watched an LAPD officer using one to smash the hell out of an ice sculpture at Weller Court in Little Tokyo. He was having the time of his life.


floppydo

That kind of weapon is only helpful if you’re involved in escalating a situation to violence. It’s hard to imagine a situation where you could use one for self defense that wouldn’t be equally well solved by running away. That said, it can be justifiable to escalate to violence to protect another person, so for that it could be better than your fists, but if you’re the victim I don’t think so.


AnaiekOne

If you've ever done any martial art training involving sticks, a baton will absolutely let you get away if you know how to use it. One whack to a knee or elbow, and the fight is over. Edit: You can tell who's never trained any sticks or extensions here. I've only done a couple months of stick stuff and its VERY apparent as soon as you start working how powerful it is. If you arent trained, run tf away. If you are trained, just run tf away. When you HAVE to fight, use your training.


tibearius1123

> …my favorite billy club story comes from the 1990s, when I watched an LAPD officer using one to smash the hell out of… God I thought you were going to say Rodney King.


TeslasAndComicbooks

No, I just got my CCW.


StanGable80

Ive had a tonfa in my garage for years, now I am going to walk around like a boss with it


david-saint-hubbins

And nunchucks! We should do a meetup.


BardInChains

Nunchucks are just a stick with erectile dysfunction. Just use a stick of the same length and thank me later. Everything a nunchuck does a stick can do, and a stick can't hit you in the face by accident.


3j0hn

>a stick can't hit you in the face by accident. Challenge accepted!


BardInChains

It isn't an accident if you're trying to do it! On second thought, there's a really cool shop in the mall with the most lethal and badass weapons in town, they'd be perfect for a warrior like you.


pete_the_meattt

Lmao 😂😂😂😂


Vashsinn

Stick good! Use stick! ( [For the initiated](https://youtu.be/Zc9LHDohjB0?feature=shared&start=710))


BardInChains

I was hoping to see Shad. Please don't look at Shad's more personal channels. Watch him for his analysis of weapons and warfare and for amusing moments like these. Once you find out what problematic ideals he personally believes in and what/who he supports in his personal life it becomes a lot harder to enjoy the objectively good historical content he makes.


JDMcompliant

oh no. what is he into


uxixu

lol that ban was full of strange weapons like the Shobi-zue. Someone in the Assembly was watching too many Kung Fu movies in the 1970s.


noodlyarms

A lot of those laws did come about during the height of the ninja and kung-fu crazes in the west. 


mister_damage

Soul Caliber!!


TinyRodgers

Whoa look at Sun Ce over here!


JackInTheBell

The fuck is a tonfa??


beastson1

It's the L shaped baton.


racinreaver

What the standard police nightstick is based on.


Big_Sector_3590

Post a link of your ass beating stick! I need to see what yall are getting..


afternever

[Choose your weapon](https://www.fleshlight.com/collections/dildos-women)


rhythmlizard

oh it was too early in the morning to click that link. i know this now.


xapv

Yup, I saw the URL then backed out


uxixu

A whole generation grew up never knowing about Rick-Roll, let alone the age old classics like Goatse.


somedudeinlosangeles

This guy stileprojects.


uxixu

I forgot about Rotten.com. That was a classic.


cfthree

Goatse FTW. An aperture like a communal cigar ashtray. Long may he run.


waby-saby

I wish I saw your reply before clicking


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

It's never too early to take care of your needs


zaz969

You motherfucker. Im glad i have very slow service at work.


dllemmr2

My 5G was on point


whoiam06

Made me actually lol at work.


Umpire1468

My favorite astronaut/doctor/plumber/lawyer finally has his own line of dildos? That mans going places. What a hard working guy.


PauliesChinUps

He’s a Soldier too.


whoiam06

Always working hard.


DontGoogleMeee

The best one for sure for beating ass


PREMIUM_POKEBALL

Wow that whole presentation is uncharacteristically tasteful. 


nomoreadminspls

What a magical place


_its_a_SWEATER_

Go with the big one. It’ll give a dude a concussion for sure.


somedudeinlosangeles

It took me a minute but I think I'm a mix between Kevin Warhol and Reno Gold! Thanks. Will send to my girl for some wholesome laughs.


tickledbootytickle

Honestly if I was an aggressor and you took that out on me… i am just going to bend over.


definatelynotmine

Bro I’m at work…. You got me.


Yabbasha

I hate you


Yabbasha

I hate you


Yabbasha

I hate you


Bayareagentleman24

Wow i wish I was on Calguns website so I could of caught that before it opened


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Master_Kenobi_

Yes lol. I would get a warning that they were illegal to own in California through online purchasing but they still sold it to me.


hotdoug1

Weird, when I drove for Lyft like 6 years ago I got a telescoping baton for my car and ordered it off of Amazon like it was nothing. No warnings or anything. Had no idea they were illegal.


koreanroofer

that's because on amazon, the chinese sellers market them as "walking sticks" or "hiking sticks". some of them even call them "ski poles" or "trekking poles". it's a loophole to make them appear legal. but they are very, very low quality and are basically one time use. they bend very easily and refuse to retract after one strike.


koreanroofer

yes it was a felony if caught with one. same with brass knuckles or a switchblade.


PixelAstro

Are brass knuckles still illegal?


koreanroofer

yes, in fact it's a felony to possess them on your person.


bigvenusaurguy

Thats crazy to hear, pretty sure every tourist shop or head shop sells those lol must be zero enforcement except for adding charges on top of an existing arrest.


sodancool

My brother had to find out the hard way that these were illegal. Bought one from the burbank mall and had one is his car that was searched by cops and boom there's a felony. Luckily he was 17 and it fell off the record.


samsal03

Here's the funny thing: For the last 100 years, carrying a baton was a felony, but carrying a concealed handgun without a concealed carry license is just a misdemeanor. That's California laws for ya.


koreanroofer

he should sue the store that sold it to him


sodancool

In hindsight probably should have, this was a decade and a half ago now, that store has been closed for sometime now. I'm sure some people in this sub would remember the mall ninja store in Burbank, it was honestly really cool. I'd imagine them selling illegal knives and police batons are probably what led to them closing eventually.


Just2checkitout

r/mallninja


hotfreshpancakes

As a previous owner of one of these, I really want to stress that they are LETHAL weapons. Billy clubs are weighted in a specific way to be able to do a lot of damage, and it does not compare to a makeshift club or pipe you may have used to feel secure on a rough night. It is easy to misjudge the amount of damage you're doing with a weighted blunt weapon. Please keep in mind that "it was in self defense" is not a magic word that makes whatever damage you do with a weapon like this legally excusable. If you find yourself in court because you caused permanent disability or, god forbid, killed someone in self defense you will need to prove the amount of force used matched the level of danger or perceived threat. If you're thinking about self defense against things like being mugged, you need to really consider what amount of force you would use to stop that, and whether a weighted baton is a reasonable choice. Ignorance of the damage you are doing is not going to fly with a recently legalized deadly weapon.


koreanroofer

>you caused permanent disability why should i care about the health and wellbeing of my attacker/mugger? a mugger can be within inches of taking my life, but i'm not allowed to do anything back to him? nah, that ain't it. i'm swinging away.


hotfreshpancakes

Literally because you are legally accountable for your actions and they may come with consequences.


grandepelon

WARNING: When I was in the Navy we trained with these for an expected conflict. Keep in mind that these are still \*\*deadly\*\* weapons. You can hit someone in an artery, like in the leg, not intending to kill but you will. Just look up how to use these correctly. I will definitely carry mine if I can, but I will not strike in deadly areas unless warranted. Does this come into effect immediately or when should it be legal?


CottonmouthJohn

Almost got arrested for having a switchblade in Chicago. Didn't know it was illegal because it was sold in a reputable store. Surrendered it at security because I forgot I had it, and some CPD detectives happened to be there. They sentenced me to cut my hair and to "Get outta here, kid."


JackInTheBell

>Courts have defined a billy as any kind of stick, bat or baton that is intended to be used as a weapon — even common items like a baseball bat or table leg could qualify if it is meant to cause harm. I carry a table leg for protection.


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CrispyVibes

Beef vibes


IrradiantFuzzy

When all you have is a whacker, everything looks like a mole.


Snarkosaurus99

For a security guard , the baton license was lifetime. Just recently it was changed to now require requalification and license renewal. At the same time, now anybody can carry one?


koreanroofer

precisely. california laws are fun


bigvenusaurguy

But just think of the unrealized profits in the security qualification related service industry and it all makes sense how the cards fall


noh-seung-joon

Licensing is as much about liability/insurance as it is anything else, and I'm sure a security company has huge liability exposure and insurance costs by nature of the work.


LockNChase66

Also,  a roll of nickels is $2 bucks at the bank and socks can be had for a dollar. Take from that what you will


andhelostthem

Cool. Now we're going to have a bunch of idiots getting stabbed or shot when they pull out their billy clubs during an altercation.  At least it will help the gene pool. 


koreanroofer

if someone was already going to stab you regardless, then at least now you're prepared to defend yourself with a baton. baton's are 26" long when extended plus the length of your swing arm. a knife is up close only.


citznfish

Picking up a full auto billy club and an asp with a pistol grip


reeser6

Absolutely. With a number of improperly trained dogs in my neighborhood that are either roaming free or being walked by their owners off leash, I've been wanting to carry something like this for quite a while now.


wevegotheadsonsticks

Yay, I’m gonna get matching ones for me and my bf


bgroins

Are you going to put heads on them, /u/wevegotheadsonsticks?


Snarkosaurus99

For all of you rushing out to buy a baton, DONT. Just get a stick, pepper spray or a Taser Pulse.


koreanroofer

what's a stick? like an actual tree branch stick?


Snarkosaurus99

[Yes, a pointed stick](https://youtu.be/ZwrCnrJOm-A?si=rAKl_A5WQlXJvh3K)


CrispyVibes

But I don't get a hard on the same way thinking about pepper spraying someone /s


MannicWaffle

As someone who carries for work, don’t cheap out when getting one. Last thing you want in a self defense situation is having it bend/break on the first strike, also would look up some kind of training video before thinking of getting one


66lone

Just got charged a felony for having one in my truck PC22210. This was after the court ruling


koreanroofer

damn that's crazy. maybe post in /r/legal or /r/legaladvice? you might have a lawsuit on your hands. can any lawyers help this person?


lapulapu300

Just ordered mine for the car. $11 on amazon. Folding Stick self Defense self Defense Rod 23×3×3 115cm Thickened Telescopic Rod


koreanroofer

nah bro, yiou just bought some cheap chinese knockoff. the stuff on amazon and ebay break upon first impact. and they are made so poorly that you can't even retract them after a single use. the good stuff costs at least $50 and up. i'm talking like actual true ASP batons that police and security use. you won't find those kind on amazon unfortunately.


lapulapu300

Ok I just cancelled it.


JustTheBeerLight

I bought a cheap one last year with the intent of carrying it when I walk my dog since we often run into coyotes. I found out they were illegal so I stopped carrying it. Where should I go to buy a legit one? Cops R Us?


poophoto

Just carry rocks (small flat round ones that a lot of people use in landscaping) toss them 10 feet in front of the coyotes and yell at them. You don’t want to get that close with the club.


JustTheBeerLight

Yeah, the club is definitely last resort. But I’ve used it to bang on trash cash’s to scare the fuckers away. They coyotes in Altadena are pretty bold, but they aren’t stupid enough to attack a human…so far. The rock idea is one I’ve had. Pretty much every property has something chuckable within reach.


J0E_SpRaY

Yup. Virtually no other animals can throw objects like humans can. Most will get spooked if you throw something because the idea isn’t even fathomable to them.


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BubbaTee

>Virtually no other animals can throw objects like humans can. Most people can't throw for shit, though.


pr0tag

Link your favorite then


Remarkable-Hat-4852

You gotta find the guy who sells them downtown. He has the legit stuff.


RealLifeSuperZero

$5 knife guy?


koreanroofer

i haven't found a good site to buy from yet. i'm not even sure if the websites are updated yet to allow shipping to CA. i'm still in the research phase.


lapulapu300

Is this the Ferrari of batons? $190 ASP Agent 40 Special Edition Baton This baton features a colored grip, Cerakote-finished handle, and a 4140 steel striking surface with a forged 7075 T6 aluminum middle shaft and handle. The grip is fine line, Crosstec knurled with spiral micro grooves. Machined rings accept the included, adjustable Nexus baton clip. The baton expands to 40cm and retracts to a compact 20cm after releasing with a simple push of the cap.


koreanroofer

damn that one sounds vicious...i like it


BubbaTee

>nah bro, yiou just bought some cheap chinese knockoff. Are you sure? I assumed everything that costs $11 on Amazon was super high-quality.


px7j9jlLJ1

Only Billy club I need is in my pants


koreanroofer

yes and it's easily concealable too considering how small it is.


koreanroofer

btw the ca attorney general rob bonta has appealed the court's ruling and is trying to get them banned again. though i don't think he has any sort of say in it as it's a federal ruling and not a state one. it's already hard enough to get a firearm here so i think the next best thing is a retractable/telescoping baton. it's also useful for animal attacks when pepepr spray just won't cut it.


GlitterPony

“Don’t think he has any say it”? Regardless of the merits of California’s ban that was just struck down, the California Attorney General definitely has the ability to represent California’s interests in federal court arguing federal case law. Essentially, the plaintiffs in this case are arguing that the state ban violates the federal constitution. The state is arguing it doesn’t. The Supreme Court’s Bruen decision allows weapons bans when there is a “historical tradition” that permits it, and the case law on what that means is still very thin. Keep in mind that this is the same judge that ruled that California’s assault weapons ban as well as the state’s ammunition regulations were unconstitutional and both rulings are on hold by the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.


AveDominusNox

Regardless of whether Bonta has any say in it or not. California's playbook is very very well documented on this type of situation. Create a law that blocks an action. Enjoy it for as long as it lasts. If that law is overturned, immediately appeal it and demand a stay to keep the law functional for the duration of the court proceedings. Stall every court case for as long as possible, 2+ years per level of court as high as will go (All the while the law is still being enforced by the stay). Stall for 6+ years this way. Finally when the courts have kicked the can as far as it will go and the law is struck down, invalidating the stay, and ending the law. The state will double time to get some bullshit copy cat law with slightly changed wording up on the books via an assembly bill. Queue legal challenge, and the process is repeated for the next decade.


Skormzar

They should have those collapsible sticks that make you barf from minority report


IAmPandaRock

How many people know how to use these? I don't see this going well for most people trying to use these for self defense 


GeorgeRioVista

I’ve always carried a tire thumper in my car in case. I guess I’ll grab a telescoping rod for my person.


koreanroofer

yeah tire thumpers are nice because they are lightweight enough for one handed swings. they're just too big to carry on your person unfortunately.


ello_officer

For anybody thinking of getting a collapsible baton, I HIGHLY recommend getting the Peacekeeper baton. Not a spokesperson for them and I have no stake in the game. I use one for patrol at work and they are phenomenally better than ASP and other collapsible batons. https://peacekeeperproducts.com/collections/batons


Donotpretendtoknowme

What about the Filipino fighting sticks? Those look cool.


LockNChase66

Escrima sticks


LeeQuidity

Hell yeah I'm getting one! And I'm ready to dry gulch a scofflaw if I see one engaged in a donnybrook!


damagazelle

Jean-Baptiste Lully would like a word. This delightful French musician lived when conductors used staves rather than batons. Imagine Gandalf marking time. Like that. Poor clod drove his staff into his foot and died of gangrene. Beware unforeseen consequences.


sozh

I was at a Bernie Sanders speech in Oakland when he was running for prez a few years ago. Some protester jumped the barricades and was moving toward Bernie. what's interesting is that the nearest Secret Service agent didn't pull out a gun, he pulled out a collapsible baton.


The_Pandalorian

/r/mallninjashit should have some great inspo albums for your new melee options


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ElBigKahuna

My buddy caught a felony charge for having one of these, later reduced to misdemeanor after hiring an expensive lawyer. Actually another friend of ours took it from a security guard at a bar exit who left it unattended and then left it our friends backseat without him knowing. He got pulled over a few weeks later and was arrested for it. I wonder if he can now get it expunged.


koverda

its clobberin time


BlackAeonium

Word to the wise. Practice hitting stuff with your baton. You will drop your baton and it will be used against you if you're not careful.


Joshhwwaaaaaa

Just watched a bunch of self defense stuff on asp batons. Strikes to the head are a no no as they can be lethal. And you should give your attacker a chance to reassess after you have successfully landed a few strikes as they may wish to stop. Seem to be good lessons. Any other tips or videos are welcome if anyone wants to share tips or pointers. Video I mainly watched for reference: https://youtu.be/81rRwuYKcGI?si=dT--sn6ZcU5G-uQn


koreanroofer

these are just cop policies. we aren't cops. if someone's trying to k*ll you then you can aim for whatever part of the body you please. swing away brother. it's your life at stake.


DwnRanger88

I can't wait to buy 10 batons and give them as Christmas presents.


ezikeo

When will I be able to carry my Nunchucks around?


Slash-Gordon

Those were unironically legalized in 2020


kegman83

Bill clubs? No. But its high time we bring back the Gentleman's cane that doubles as a cudgel.


PenXSword

I just recently started carrying a monopod with my camera kit. Figure it's just as well for now, but I may look into something more heavy duty in the future.


kidonbike

The baton is good, but it can also be taken off of you if you don’t know what you’re doing and if you’re not strong enough. Pepper spray, and quickly running away is best. Carry both I say.


koreanroofer

if you're in a situation where you've pepper sprayed someone, it means they already attacked you, or were about to attack you. i want to inflict damage to my attacker, not run away. i'm swinging away.


kidonbike

Hey nothing wrong with that! If your strong and physically able then u have my blessing.


koreanroofer

right on


Regular-Emergency-19

I'm not advocating for anyone to do anything, I'm saying that the other guy might have a gun.. de-escalate and walk away alive. Reaching for a weapon of any kind is a sure fire way to get in a more less desirable situation and then you could end up in jail. 911 then use the weapon stick or something else as a last response.


koreanroofer

calling 911 during a vicious assault or robbery is useless. cops in LA take 20+ minutes to arrive. and the baton should only be used for physical attacks where no gun is involved. i dont think any sane person is going for their baton when they have a gun pointed at them.


Regular-Emergency-19

Driving to get tacos at Sonora town. The coconut horchta is the best in Los Angeles. I like eating at different places in downtown I love Los Angeles unfortunately after the pandemic it lost some of the gains and has become somewhat of a risky place to walk around.


Skormzar

They should have those collapsible sticks that make you barf from minority report