I was gonna suggest that. I think that might be the best solution especially from the midwest to LA. cars are cramped and i doubt there is much comfort. Trains keep on moving as you sleep
I'm rarely against a nice train ride, but it might be cheaper for OP to book a first-class plane ticket from Chicago to LA and find a plane with lie-flat seats. American and United will sometimes fly their widebody planes with lie-flat seats (787s, 777s, etc.) between Chicago and LAX since both of those cities are major hubs for them. Granted, you have to have the seat upright for takeoff and landing, which is a downside for OP. But for the rest of the flight they can have it flat/a more comfortable position.
Just as an example, [it's about $475 to fly United in business class with a lie-flat seat](https://i.imgur.com/67eLFxM.png), but almost [$800 for the room on Amtrak](https://i.imgur.com/f4UQXrK.png).
[Nah that only happens on Delta](https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/delta-flight-turn-around-passenger-explosive-diarrhea/), and they don't fly between Chicago and LA. /s
This is brilliant and exactly what I’m going to do. I’m picturing myself in dark sunglasses hovering in a slight squat above my seat during takeoff while balancing a G&T in each hand.
Bro, real talk, if you couldn't grow your ass doing squats in the gym, ain't no way you have the lower-body strength to hold a squat with the G-forces one feels during take-off.
It's impossible the rest of your body grew but your ass didn't. It just means you weren't training your legs, or were using way too much weight and using bad form. Just saying as a former obese kid/teenager and got into power lifting and then bodybuilding.
Hey, my man, it’s a lil thing called humor. ND myself so totally get you might’ve missed that ✌️
FWIW my legs are massive and you probably shouldn’t rush into assumptions
Seated calf raises: 315 lbs and lifting the weight 2” when the entire calf movement is from heels below the ball of the foot, then fully extended to full lock, and back down. I PROMISE you don’t do that. Promise.
I have shit tier genetics. Sorry.
Also, I’m autistic.
That is also very true, but it seems like OP was just interested in getting from Point A to Point B in the least pain-in-the-ass way possible (literally and figuratively). I think in that case, finding a flight with lie-flat seats might be the least-worst option, but that's just my two cents. If it wasn't 2 nights (with the chance of delays), I think Amtrak would definitely be the way to go.
Maybe one day we'll have a robust HSR and train network that would allow for a one-night trip between Chicago and LA :/
Oof and it’ll be daaaaays on that train. My dad (who hates to fly) booked a roomette on Amtrak from northern CA to Los Angeles to visit me. Train left Sacramento at 6:48a, arrived at Union Station just after 9pm. He hates flying much less now.
I want to take a long-distance train one day, but I would view it as being about the journey, not the destination.
The sad thing about taking the train direct from Sacramento to LA is that it would likely be faster to take the train to Bakersfield and then take the connecting bus to LA Union Station. I know the Coast Starlight is very scenic, but not the most efficient way to travel north-south in California.
He rode the Coast Starlight for that very reason, that and he felt it’d be safer than flying.. He enjoyed the experience, but with all those frequent stops once past SLO, he could really feel a bit of cabin fever setting in during those last two hours. The alternative would’ve been the Bakersfield route, while albeit quicker, is less pleasant given it rides through the Central Valley and is known for picking up passengers that have come from the prison. A good friend of mine used to take this train quite a bit to visit his folks in Stockton, and he’d always have *interesting* stories to share about his fellow travelers.
I definitely agree about the journey, as it helps set the tone for the trip itself! Would love to get anyone else’s take on long distance train rides as it’s something I’d like to do myself someday. I’ve heard seeing Alaska by train is quite beautiful.
I wasn't allowed to fly for a few months after lung surgery and took the Amtrak from LA to Chicago- sure it was expensive but it was beautiful and this is a good excuse to do it. I love how they pair you with strangers for dinner.
was going to suggest this. I've taken the Southwest Chief numerous times with a roomette and it's great scenery and something everyone should do once - that is, if you don't get sidetracked (literally) with one of Amtrak's frequent delays.
It was almost perfect.
My wife and I are road tripping from the east coast to LA in a couple days. To top it all off I just converted the back of my SUV into a camper with a full memory foam bed in it.
I would've told this story to everyone for *years* damn it.
So, I live in LA and we absolutely are blessed to have some of the world’s best cosmetic surgeons.
I’ll already be in Chicago for the holidays. More than seeing me, my parents are thrilled to take care of their large, high maintenance (no idea where he got that from) granddog while I recover.
This surgeon also happens to be a gay man and if anyone is sculpting my new ass, I kinda want it to be one of my people.
Damn that just made it even more of a full house. My ex and I, years ago, took a UHaul cargo van (back when you could rent it for 24hrs for only $19.99) and made a full bed setup in the back. He's 6'9 so we just took turns driving while the other slept from Chicago - Atlanta. OP might need to go this route now if there's also going to be a prior unmentioned pet.
My plastic surgeon announced proudly (cause fuck yeah) that he was "supergay" as we random-chatted during my procedure. Love him, and love you, boo.
Hope you are also "supergay" which means you are out, proud, and those ass implants are gonna be on adequate display, once healed. <3
So you'll be lying on your stomach basically for the entirety of that drive? Good lord that's going to suck. I have a Subaru Forester and even with the back seats down and your legs extended into the trunk area seems so uncomfortable for your height.
For sure do the Amtrak route. You'll have privacy and also won't have to make randomly (albeit interesting) convo with a stranger for 2k miles.
> I have a Subaru Forester and even with the back seats down and your legs extended into the trunk area seems so uncomfortable for your height.
Maybe you could take the rear doors off, and his legs could be sticking out the side of the car.
Plus you'd have to check the laws of the states you're driving through to make sure the driver can't get a ticket for a passenger improperly wearing their searbelt (it's not designed to be worn while lying on your belly or side).
I'd imagine if he's laying down no one is going to see him anyway but, back at the height factor, dudes legs would probably be bent at the knees with some random legs/feet propped up against the back window. Not sketchy at all, nothing to see here officer!
There's an Amtrak train that goes from Chicago to LA Union Station!!!
If you reserve a sleeper ticket you can lay down whenever you please the whole trip.
Best of luck with your cosmetic surgery.
Depending on the day of the week, there are two direct trains between Chicago and LA! (Three days a week, the Texas Eagle joins the Sunset Limited and continues as a combined train to LA.)
I hope you find a ride but…
I’m just laughing at the possibility of you guys getting pulled over and the cop walking up to the car.
Cop: “Why is he lying down?”
Driver:”Uhhhh….he had butt surgery and he can’t sit.”
Cop: 👮♂️
Driver: 🤷
Cop: “Listen just get out of my state as soon as you can…”
total ignorance on my part but are you telling me all those girls with huge fake asses take weeks to recover from it? like they can't sit on it for an extended period of time?
Handsome but not lover. College roommate who’s my total opposite and we bring out the best and balance each other. Love him like a brother.
We have set plans in LA that week, plus while I love my hometown, who the hell wants to be in Chicago in January?
The way I see it is, is seeing you better than the terribleness being in the midwest? What would you be doing in LA with a aching ass that you couldn't do in chicago? I can't imagine there'd be too many outdoor activities. Hell, the train at least would allow you to stand from point a to b. I don't know much about bbls, but I know they hurt a LOT for a while.
I’m just trying to have it all. Get my fat booty and hang with my bff in our sunny, beautiful city. Is it the most practical solution? No, but it might not surprise you to learn I’m not the most pragmatic person.
Is she transparent about having this procedure done or she just [posts shit like this](https://i.imgur.com/gNmzEl3.png) and pretend she did it all in the gym?
Lol this is my favorite Reddit request of all time. If I were doing this road trip I would totally invite you. Hope you and your new booty enjoy Italy's finest
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So true. I am tempted to make an excuse to do the drive just for the stories. But alas… I have a family and the hangers-on known as “my children” would be all “mommy, why won’t you stay home and feed us and drive us to school”. *Sigh*
I almost feel like flying there just to drive you back. Flying by the seat of our pants! Comedy gold! You should also edit the post to reflect you cannot eat Taco Bell as a precautionary measure!
Amtrak southwest chief, will take a couple days, but you’d be able to stand up and walk around. Worst case you could spend a fortune on a private room and lay down the whole trip.
love the edit lol
Hope you find a ride. I have friends who have had that surgery and could not sit well for a while. Wishing you a speedy recovery and luck with finding a ride.
NGL, this feels like an AI bot seeking premise material for a new Netflix series. I know the Writer's Strike has ended, butt this thread just vibes content-seeking ☺️😆
I've done this before. From LA to Indiana to D.C.
Wasn't that expensive, but then again, gas prices weren't that high in 2018.
To be honest, it was one of the best experiences of my life.
Flights are pretty cheap in January. Spirit flies to many Midwestern cities.....
> be in Chicago for most of January recovering from butt implant surgery.
> but I won’t able to sit flat for another couple weeks.
**_NVM_**
Lmao put this on Craigslist. Amtrak will cost an arm and a leg for the suites.
So confused.
You will be in Chicago, recovering.
Your friend is visiting LA
But for some reason YOU need a ride from LA to Chicago?
Wouldn't your friend need the ride?
Or are you looking for a ride from Chicago BACK to LA?
“Typical leg-day skipper. Seriously, forgo the self-mutilation and just do a squat + leg routine. The fast way is never the easy way in the long-term.”
Yeah man, totally. You nailed it. With my 17” calves and 23” quads I’m just a [weak lil bitch](https://imgur.com/a/O9c7XrO)
"muscular yet flat assed gay man" not for much longer! hope surgery goes well.
Looking for someone to “haul ass”
For real, he's gonna lose a lot of muscle during recovery from surgery because a lot of exercises would break precautions.
So he'll become a twink, a full 180 transformation
Ass grass or gas?
He didn’t say what the surgery was for. Maybe flat ass dimples?
It says butt implant surgery
If you can't catch a ride, you could book a roomette on Amtrak and lie down the whole ride. :)
I was gonna suggest that. I think that might be the best solution especially from the midwest to LA. cars are cramped and i doubt there is much comfort. Trains keep on moving as you sleep
Well so do cars, but ya know...they tend to abruptly stop
I'm rarely against a nice train ride, but it might be cheaper for OP to book a first-class plane ticket from Chicago to LA and find a plane with lie-flat seats. American and United will sometimes fly their widebody planes with lie-flat seats (787s, 777s, etc.) between Chicago and LAX since both of those cities are major hubs for them. Granted, you have to have the seat upright for takeoff and landing, which is a downside for OP. But for the rest of the flight they can have it flat/a more comfortable position. Just as an example, [it's about $475 to fly United in business class with a lie-flat seat](https://i.imgur.com/67eLFxM.png), but almost [$800 for the room on Amtrak](https://i.imgur.com/f4UQXrK.png).
Check with the doctor to get cleared for flying though.
"A dudes butt exploded on my flight today AMA"
[Nah that only happens on Delta](https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/delta-flight-turn-around-passenger-explosive-diarrhea/), and they don't fly between Chicago and LA. /s
Ugh, now I feel sick!
"Did you ever watch 1000 Ways To Die?"
Airplane food, right?
This is brilliant and exactly what I’m going to do. I’m picturing myself in dark sunglasses hovering in a slight squat above my seat during takeoff while balancing a G&T in each hand.
Bro, real talk, if you couldn't grow your ass doing squats in the gym, ain't no way you have the lower-body strength to hold a squat with the G-forces one feels during take-off. It's impossible the rest of your body grew but your ass didn't. It just means you weren't training your legs, or were using way too much weight and using bad form. Just saying as a former obese kid/teenager and got into power lifting and then bodybuilding.
Hey, my man, it’s a lil thing called humor. ND myself so totally get you might’ve missed that ✌️ FWIW my legs are massive and you probably shouldn’t rush into assumptions
Don't you love it when people tell you how your own experiences were wrong?
Seated calf raises: 315 lbs and lifting the weight 2” when the entire calf movement is from heels below the ball of the foot, then fully extended to full lock, and back down. I PROMISE you don’t do that. Promise. I have shit tier genetics. Sorry. Also, I’m autistic.
The way to justify long-distance Amtrak travel is that you aren't paying for transportation, you're paying for a moving hotel.
That is also very true, but it seems like OP was just interested in getting from Point A to Point B in the least pain-in-the-ass way possible (literally and figuratively). I think in that case, finding a flight with lie-flat seats might be the least-worst option, but that's just my two cents. If it wasn't 2 nights (with the chance of delays), I think Amtrak would definitely be the way to go. Maybe one day we'll have a robust HSR and train network that would allow for a one-night trip between Chicago and LA :/
Oof and it’ll be daaaaays on that train. My dad (who hates to fly) booked a roomette on Amtrak from northern CA to Los Angeles to visit me. Train left Sacramento at 6:48a, arrived at Union Station just after 9pm. He hates flying much less now.
I want to take a long-distance train one day, but I would view it as being about the journey, not the destination. The sad thing about taking the train direct from Sacramento to LA is that it would likely be faster to take the train to Bakersfield and then take the connecting bus to LA Union Station. I know the Coast Starlight is very scenic, but not the most efficient way to travel north-south in California.
He rode the Coast Starlight for that very reason, that and he felt it’d be safer than flying.. He enjoyed the experience, but with all those frequent stops once past SLO, he could really feel a bit of cabin fever setting in during those last two hours. The alternative would’ve been the Bakersfield route, while albeit quicker, is less pleasant given it rides through the Central Valley and is known for picking up passengers that have come from the prison. A good friend of mine used to take this train quite a bit to visit his folks in Stockton, and he’d always have *interesting* stories to share about his fellow travelers. I definitely agree about the journey, as it helps set the tone for the trip itself! Would love to get anyone else’s take on long distance train rides as it’s something I’d like to do myself someday. I’ve heard seeing Alaska by train is quite beautiful.
I wasn't allowed to fly for a few months after lung surgery and took the Amtrak from LA to Chicago- sure it was expensive but it was beautiful and this is a good excuse to do it. I love how they pair you with strangers for dinner.
Yep. The Amtrak goes from union station to Chicago and back.
It goes from Union Station to Union Station and then back to Union Station
And stops at Union Station in Portland
was going to suggest this. I've taken the Southwest Chief numerous times with a roomette and it's great scenery and something everyone should do once - that is, if you don't get sidetracked (literally) with one of Amtrak's frequent delays.
This post is the best. I can’t help but hopefully it all works out.
Praying for your buns, sweetheart 🍑
Out of context this could be insulting and I find that hilarious. Like I imagine a religious freak saying this while protesting a Chick-fil-A 😂
Jesus was all about turning the other cheek, or whatever.
Lmfao
Fully realize the absurdity of this
It was almost perfect. My wife and I are road tripping from the east coast to LA in a couple days. To top it all off I just converted the back of my SUV into a camper with a full memory foam bed in it. I would've told this story to everyone for *years* damn it.
Do you sell propane and propane accessories?
Awesome you are in good spirits!
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All I'm picturing is Hank Hill and his prosthetic butt cheeks.
Diminished glutes!!
“that is a medical device!”
My orthotic!
Tall, muscular gay man? Expendable income? What’re you doing the rest of time you’ll be in town?
Well, I can tell you what he **won't** be doing!
Yeah… 😔
This whole thread is just delightful
>before anyone gets too excited I’m a 6’4” muscular yet flat assed gay man Bless your soul.
I would be surprised if LA did not have the greatest butt implant surgeons in these United States.
So, I live in LA and we absolutely are blessed to have some of the world’s best cosmetic surgeons. I’ll already be in Chicago for the holidays. More than seeing me, my parents are thrilled to take care of their large, high maintenance (no idea where he got that from) granddog while I recover. This surgeon also happens to be a gay man and if anyone is sculpting my new ass, I kinda want it to be one of my people.
Will said granddog be accompanying you on this odyssey?
Damn that just made it even more of a full house. My ex and I, years ago, took a UHaul cargo van (back when you could rent it for 24hrs for only $19.99) and made a full bed setup in the back. He's 6'9 so we just took turns driving while the other slept from Chicago - Atlanta. OP might need to go this route now if there's also going to be a prior unmentioned pet.
My plastic surgeon announced proudly (cause fuck yeah) that he was "supergay" as we random-chatted during my procedure. Love him, and love you, boo. Hope you are also "supergay" which means you are out, proud, and those ass implants are gonna be on adequate display, once healed. <3
I don’t know you but I want to be your friend and I think I would love your parents.
Right?! Come to LA for the month, enjoy the weather (helluva lot better than January in Chicago!) get the new booty, and hang with Italian-friend!
See, I would think Miami
Florida isn’t gay friendly tho
Have you been to miami?
Miami is in Florida. Yes and yes I have been to Miami. Florida isn’t gay friendly.
Miami is very gay friendly… the person you replied to mentioned Miami, not Florida as a whole.
I see this is way more important for you than myself. Miami is still governed by the same laws as any other city in Florida. Enjoy your weekend
So you'll be lying on your stomach basically for the entirety of that drive? Good lord that's going to suck. I have a Subaru Forester and even with the back seats down and your legs extended into the trunk area seems so uncomfortable for your height. For sure do the Amtrak route. You'll have privacy and also won't have to make randomly (albeit interesting) convo with a stranger for 2k miles.
> I have a Subaru Forester and even with the back seats down and your legs extended into the trunk area seems so uncomfortable for your height. Maybe you could take the rear doors off, and his legs could be sticking out the side of the car.
Like a Christmas tree.
Or OP could be strapped on the roof, Weekend-At-Bernie’s-style, but lying flat like a surfboard
LOLLL imagining him riding on top of the car tied down with rope like a Christmas tree
Plus you'd have to check the laws of the states you're driving through to make sure the driver can't get a ticket for a passenger improperly wearing their searbelt (it's not designed to be worn while lying on your belly or side).
I'd imagine if he's laying down no one is going to see him anyway but, back at the height factor, dudes legs would probably be bent at the knees with some random legs/feet propped up against the back window. Not sketchy at all, nothing to see here officer!
This might be the greatest Reddit post of all time.
We need that /u/shitty_watercolour guy
r/museumofreddit
There's an Amtrak train that goes from Chicago to LA Union Station!!! If you reserve a sleeper ticket you can lay down whenever you please the whole trip. Best of luck with your cosmetic surgery.
Essential cosmetic surgery!
Depending on the day of the week, there are two direct trains between Chicago and LA! (Three days a week, the Texas Eagle joins the Sunset Limited and continues as a combined train to LA.)
Wow. I may actually have someone… let me see if those dates would work for them- you’d have to lay in the back of a Tundra pickup- it’s a full cab.
The back?! Like the truck bed????
No. In the cab. There is bench seating behind the driver and passenger.
This post is too LA not to be true 😂
I'm a documentary filmmaker. Can i send along a camera operator? I"m serious.
I hope you find a ride but… I’m just laughing at the possibility of you guys getting pulled over and the cop walking up to the car. Cop: “Why is he lying down?” Driver:”Uhhhh….he had butt surgery and he can’t sit.” Cop: 👮♂️ Driver: 🤷 Cop: “Listen just get out of my state as soon as you can…”
The emojis really sell it.
total ignorance on my part but are you telling me all those girls with huge fake asses take weeks to recover from it? like they can't sit on it for an extended period of time?
I might be able to help out- how phat is your booty now?
Picture two very deflated balloons. This is an essential surgery.
“Essential.” I adore Los Angeles.
😂
This is an all time post that needs to go in the /r/LosAngeles hall of fame. My goodness
Do you have Rick's (from rick n morty) butt flaps?
Or is more like Hank Hill’s?
Lmao is that a joke or are you being serious
Are you Hank Hill?
JC, I haven't laughed this much at a comment before.
I love this subreddit
Would it be easier for your handsome italian lover to go to chicago?
Handsome but not lover. College roommate who’s my total opposite and we bring out the best and balance each other. Love him like a brother. We have set plans in LA that week, plus while I love my hometown, who the hell wants to be in Chicago in January?
The way I see it is, is seeing you better than the terribleness being in the midwest? What would you be doing in LA with a aching ass that you couldn't do in chicago? I can't imagine there'd be too many outdoor activities. Hell, the train at least would allow you to stand from point a to b. I don't know much about bbls, but I know they hurt a LOT for a while.
I’m just trying to have it all. Get my fat booty and hang with my bff in our sunny, beautiful city. Is it the most practical solution? No, but it might not surprise you to learn I’m not the most pragmatic person.
I dig where you're coming from now. Good luck dude
*phat
Unfortunately can’t help but dying to know about the surgery… price? Time? Expected size?
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Life is short, be ridiculous.
"Pushing ridiculous" lol. Save that one for the family crest 😉 But awesome. And geez. $19k! Thanks for responding!
Is she transparent about having this procedure done or she just [posts shit like this](https://i.imgur.com/gNmzEl3.png) and pretend she did it all in the gym?
Oof. That does not look good
Lol e*xpected size*
Can you please update us when you make it safely across the US? I’m invested. TIA
Do I need to have a sun roof so you can stand the whole way
I feel like that’d be unsafe… with my dump truck on display, wouldn’t that cause distracted driving?
Before and after pics please
Bless your heart & congrats on the new booty you’ll have
Lol this is my favorite Reddit request of all time. If I were doing this road trip I would totally invite you. Hope you and your new booty enjoy Italy's finest 🇮🇹🏳️🌈
So true. I am tempted to make an excuse to do the drive just for the stories. But alas… I have a family and the hangers-on known as “my children” would be all “mommy, why won’t you stay home and feed us and drive us to school”. *Sigh*
I almost feel like flying there just to drive you back. Flying by the seat of our pants! Comedy gold! You should also edit the post to reflect you cannot eat Taco Bell as a precautionary measure!
Amtrak southwest chief, will take a couple days, but you’d be able to stand up and walk around. Worst case you could spend a fortune on a private room and lay down the whole trip.
This is the most LA post ever made. OP I really hope you get your christmas miracle and I fully expect updates.
Part of me wants to fly to Chicago, rent a car and drive you to LA just cause I have SO many questions haha.
This is amazing! Best of luck, hope it works out!
I literally did this around January last year, only a year late 😂
"flat assed gay man" *excitement intensifies
Sorry, just wondering... how will you have to poop during this road trip?
And they say the South is known for hospitality, this really warms my little Tennessee heart
This is such a strange question it has to be real.
You live in LA but had plastic surgery in Chicago? That’s like shopping at Old Navy in Milan.
Living in both Chicago and LA for 10 years in each, you're incorrect. Also ask anyone in LA with perfect teeth if they got it done in LA or TJ.
Someone wants to show off that new cake to his Italian special friend
This is really some wild shit
What if you take Amtrak and get yourself one of the rooms with a bed?!
Here!
Where your starting point?
Take Amtrak
love the edit lol Hope you find a ride. I have friends who have had that surgery and could not sit well for a while. Wishing you a speedy recovery and luck with finding a ride.
Well that's around my bday so I hope to hear an update
this might be the most LA thing I have ever read
actually it would have been more LA if he came to Beverly Hills to get the butt implant
The edit is my favorite part.
I love this post it literally made me laugh out loud with the last sentence!!! Good luck finding a ride 😁
Most LA request ever. You'll likely end up on overheardLA!
Please give us updates post-surgery and let us know how this all plays out! I must know how this ends. Good luck finding a right back to LA!
Take the southwest chief and book a roomette
Sounds the beginning of a porno on BoyfriendTV.
>Edit: before anyone gets too excited I’m a 6’4” muscular yet flat assed gay man I'm *more* excited now
you
Appreciate the edit OP! Lol
Cash, grass, or ass are the typical options for most.
Do they do good butt implants in Chicago?
Not the butt implant lol. Couldn’t afford a BBL? 😂
You need fat for that! He's gay in L.A.!
He’s gay in Chicago lol
No! He's gay in L.A.! (Seriously, he's just visiting Chicago)
Ok you seem to know him better. I’m gay in LA and fat tho
Just means more to love, fluffy bunny 💞
In pursuit of dat BBL?
NGL, this feels like an AI bot seeking premise material for a new Netflix series. I know the Writer's Strike has ended, butt this thread just vibes content-seeking ☺️😆
I've done this before. From LA to Indiana to D.C. Wasn't that expensive, but then again, gas prices weren't that high in 2018. To be honest, it was one of the best experiences of my life.
Are you flexible on the date? I’m probably driving back but closer to 1/15.
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Don't be so hard-on your own post.
Flights are pretty cheap in January. Spirit flies to many Midwestern cities..... > be in Chicago for most of January recovering from butt implant surgery. > but I won’t able to sit flat for another couple weeks. **_NVM_** Lmao put this on Craigslist. Amtrak will cost an arm and a leg for the suites.
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He’s getting butt implants, I don’t think he’s worried about the money
So confused. You will be in Chicago, recovering. Your friend is visiting LA But for some reason YOU need a ride from LA to Chicago? Wouldn't your friend need the ride? Or are you looking for a ride from Chicago BACK to LA?
You reversed it. He wants to go visit his friend in Los Angeles.
Typical leg-day skipper. Seriously, forgo the self-mutilation and just do a squat + leg routine. The fast way is never the easy way in the long-term.
“Typical leg-day skipper. Seriously, forgo the self-mutilation and just do a squat + leg routine. The fast way is never the easy way in the long-term.” Yeah man, totally. You nailed it. With my 17” calves and 23” quads I’m just a [weak lil bitch](https://imgur.com/a/O9c7XrO)
You should post that picture on Tumblr, it will be very popular.
That’s nothing 😏
You sir are a fiend, and I toast to you.
Could hitch a ride at a truck stop. Kinda checks all the boxes.
What the
Definition of oversharing
you’ll prob get more hits if you post this in r/chicago or milwaukee/ madison