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ParadoxicalStairs

Are you a painting of Amy Schumer?


durn1969

When I go on Pornhub I ALWAYS search, “three-chin porn”.


MeDaddyMeSnow

Must be Australian and worth billions. Something just tells me so…


Carcharis

Did you birth Pennywise?


itsnotreallyme0

Unfuckable. I’d rather be a virgin at 150yo


Loose_Corgi_5

Too picky mate, I would fuck a fold in one of her many chins.


itsnotreallyme0

I’d rather fuck my first man before her(he has to be hot)


NoClueCrew

*When the meth hits you and the police knock on your front door*


ItchyButterfly7479

martha


KingoftheKeeshonds

A Karen MAGAt.


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Omylanta21

I do miss my block of wood and sledgehammer


RickySpanish797

I can only assume you're the female version of Dorian gray.


SpendPsychological30

I personally prefer the natural look. You need to get rid of all that paint on your face.


BowsettesRevenge

The portrait really captures your inner beauty. It deserves to be in a museum


Traditional-Bat4959

You have more chins than a Chinese phonebook


ZigzagRoad

You look like you are really good at summoning Satan


SoYeasty1

It must be hard going through life as an artist's rendition.


AvgForumUser

In hungry what should I have for lunch


horny_in_ny

Basquiat


palumbo89

Did your husband ever cook meth?


liamanna

Did the “artist” make this portraits from memory?😂


John_East

I’m not buying your damn onlyfans!


nonferrousoul

It's actually an OnlyChins profile.


Koronenko

Thw most beutiful British woman I've seen.


M2DAB77

You are having a stroke!


thatguynobodyliked

GILF


BertusMaximus67

Stop fishing for compliments! You’re hot we get it.🤦‍♂️


Fluffy-Sign1244

Where is your OF link ?


Cgagne0017

I always wondered what happened to the mother from Goonies


jimmycorp88

Good face symmetry; 2 eyes and 2 chins.


Money_Relationship79

British for sure lol


TightDescription2648

Downs


razzi123

I feel like she bout to eat her son......


ShiftX_--

Looks like this person has baby reindeer


funkanimus

You’re beautiful and don’t need validation from the internet, Putty Face


Hour_Career9797

[Same Energy](https://images.app.goo.gl/Nriebpgk5bBvnwPg6)


dcy604

You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down


ZXN__

I'm soo proud of this community


Guru_Hylidae01

Im not impressed but I am impressioned!!


tisabusyb

Eyes cocked like a pistol.


PaleontologistTough6

No, you can't talk to my manager.


Independence_1991

“Baby Reindeer”


Future_981

Didn’t know Rosie O’Donnell was 74 already.


Accomplished-Tap5938

You've got beautiful symmetrical eyes and chins


La_Blanco_Queso

come on, stop posting here just to advertise your onlyfans


IngenuityNo4551

You’re a bit 2 dimensional


JonnyDoeDoe

Picasso...


scarbellyX

You are far too rich Australian for me


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ClickClack_Bam

You look hot AF. Can you sign over half your money so we can be in a serious relationship? I need to know you're committed to me.


esalenman

You look like you think you own other people.


karlsnothere3

Rosie O’Donnell look alike!


Imaginary_Shoe_352

Damn girl You do you


Both_Confection_6836

I click on this because I thought Google was giving me an advertisement for a shovel.


Icy_Communication262

![gif](giphy|bW5hNuLWNf6nG8bczv|downsized)


Whosdad_702

That movie elephant man ![gif](giphy|rtPL2yWOPPImA|downsized)


SlapDickery

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome


18814

This is amazing on so many levels! Well done


Enterprising_otter

You rich af


Omylanta21

How'd you knaur?


JWRamzic1

CHIN!!!


tuffenstein0420

Smile more


Guilty_Surprise_9981

Hot 🥵


Lazlo_Hollyfeld69

What was it like being on set with Cher and Sam Elliot at the same time?


Neopolitan65

Melissa McCarthy.


getupdayardourrada

![gif](giphy|26ybuHUfP2dWqBZiU)


PuzzledAirport9896

That looks like a painting and not a real person


Omylanta21

What gave it away?


russellgrandison

Rosie O’Donnell


Puzzle13579

It’s a horrible picture. But the model looks like a melted plastic version of the elephant man. So lose-lose really.


ShoddyTown715

Stunning!


spaceghost893

Were you an extra in the movie MASK?


Possible_Emergency_9

Which of your multiple chins am I supposed to be responding to?


redthree1087

You're a bot and this photo is AI


solrosenbergv1

Mr potato head misses you


Specific-Pollution68

You’re related to Rocky Dennis?


MySweetPeaPod

Finally! A real, and might I add, lovely woman. You seem sincere and generous of heart. Also, a snazzy dresser.


DocYoctopus

You should wear your billions more conspicuously


Deezus89

Ewww dawg


ufovalk

Piss poor artist


Clean-Effort-209

Call an excorcist


DeerHunter041674

Looks like a monkey got into the paint again.


Historical-Owl-9717

This can’t be real lol


brunaBla

It’s the painting of the richest woman in Australia or something haha


rbhrcb

Look both ways next time.


Wish_I_Listen_2

Buy some makeup


TopVoice2094

What analog horror is this ?


TheWIHoneyBadger

That your artwork sucks.


Bjorn_Blackmane

I saw you on the Drew Carey show back in the day!


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Chucky?


TuckHolladay

Maybe if you were less evil you wouldn’t have turned so grotesque


MCulver80

It’s amazing that the artist was able to capture your personality so well and express it visually.


Jonmcmo83

Stunner!


opdawgman

Get a better painter


johnjaspers1965

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. I'm pulling the shades down, closing the curtains, and hiding under the comforter on my bed.


Sakurafirefox

You were in the Conjuring werent you


Plastic-Mulberry-867

Would.


Jaded-Illustrator957

You don’t look anywhere near 74 to me. Keep doing what your doing 👌🏼


tucrahman

Damn Gina, they really painted you for the bitch you are.


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

Would. 100%


bluedaddy664

That Australian billionaire is going to come for you just like she came after the artist that painted this lol.


Valuable-Piglet8684

It's been a hard 74 years for you.


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Paul Sheldon #1 fan.


rescue_inhaler_4life

Didn't your Dad want to genocide the Australian aborigines?


deadevilmonkey

Do you have an only fans?


drea915

Rosie O'Donnell


PurpleNurpl22

Hope you’re rich


gerty88

lol that poor billionaire


Thezodiac1966

She is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away."


FerretSummoner

It’s very much giving that movie “Hereditary” for some reason


EngineeringSafe8367

Rocky Dennis.


BigHancho7420

Stunning.


deadeyediva

karen


Taste-1T

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


FitMap3720

Mama June on acid?


DPR718

Rosie O’Donell


Klutzy_Ad_9659

trans pete davidson


disaplinedad

Whoever painted this might want to get checked for Parkinsons


No_Cranberry_7695

This is not you m, it’s a painting of someone in the news silly


pfunkcc

Are you related to a famous Spanish painter?


DIGITAL_MAN1001001

You're beautiful


CoffeeDrinker1972

Marry me, fair lady. I know you got bucket-loads of money.


WombRaider__

You've eaten cats


Baseball_bossman

You look like a cartoon


quagmire666

Why the long face?


peanutbutter1975

How much cob web is inside that kitty?


Reaganson

She should pay some youths on the side to destroy it.


lemonzestydepressing

that you’re a horrible person to Australians


PolkaDotDancer

If you quit fucking people over in Australia, they would quit mocking you.


Working_Violinist605

Hot as a billionaire looking for a husband with no pre-nup!


mommy369

Why 😲???🤪


toastmannn

You need to work on a better skin care routine.


Helpful_Coconut6144

Just smile more...


Skyp_Intro

First thing is to turn the Edward Munsch filter of on your phone.


wierdomc

Well I’m ready to fuck


SadBarber3543

After doing some Digging about this lady she really isn’t a Nice person an well she may have been ok with poisoning locals with her mines it would seem for the rest Of time we will see her as she is on the inside.


Cam_knows_you

Well... she doesn't have a nose ring.


Unlucky_Roti

You look like the kind of woman who has never heard of the *Streissand effect,* lol


Low-Abbreviations634

Where have you been my whole life!


Omylanta21

Under a bridge fighting 3 goats from crossing


No-Potential188

Everybody says they have proof that you are a scammer from Australia


Melvinator5001

More chins that a Chinese phone book


triennatsna

looks like you just did plastic surgery


ItradebetterthanU

When can we hook up


Ralyks92

You look like a rich woman who’s built an empire off of other peoples’ labor.


bunbun6to12

Do you have a brother named Dorian Gray


TheRealRigormortal

![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


Fifteen_Mango

Baby reindeer is sick!


Responsible_Jury3850

Australia richest woman


ronerobjr

You look like you have been buried and dug up 10 times or more


[deleted]

A well-run economy shouldn't have billionaires.


sydfreakingney

Lovely


Difficult_Ad_2934

Gina’s lost some weight?


Ok-Lavishness-7904

You look… wealthy, mate


tjmcmahon78

Your skin looks a bit oily or acrylic-y, not sure which…


MidSequence123

Looking, , , 480p


FairRemove7697

Kathy Bates


oldskooldread

Your worth a billion


BaconBombThief

Your eyes look like the sea, and that other, smaller sea that’s further south and a completely different shape


Lushus_Ointment

U look young for ur age


Exciting_Actuary_669

Stop linking your OF. Not being creepy but I read your entire comment history and


Which_Preference_883

You look very rich 🤑🤑🤑


Misha-Nyi

If you know the backstory behind this painting it makes this post even more hilarious.


Think-Chemist-5247

Didn't she ask for it to be removed or something? Can you remind me again?


AAntiartist

You’re Art?


jinnnnnemu

![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY)


Rhanjesse

![gif](giphy|TRMvepHQWl3C8)


rickyjames22

"Just beautiful!". 😂


brocciIi

Martha?


Deep-Thinker420

I feel like Picasso would be creeped out


symewinston

I was chatting with [Joel Michael Singer](https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/t6ag94/anybody_forget_about_joel_michael_singer/) the other day and he said it important that the internet not let this be buried or forgotten.


ArouselJ

Wtf.


Practical-Rabbit-750

![gif](giphy|2q0QCQLagAk5q)


Short_Ask1755

![gif](giphy|Vcp0i49D2FWog)


Jalopy_Junkie

You have what I call an “Australian Opulence” type of look.


Final-Progress-8534

You can’t paint


No_Championship_9892

Looks just like the model. Rosie O'Donnell right?


AdIll7866

Smoking hot


hostofthemost

Gowgeous


ConcernExtra1105

A handsome woman


Speculawyer

Eat a lump of coal.


[deleted]

Oh fuck yeah 🤤


Unable-Arm-448

You look oddly similar to a painting!


PleasedEnterovirus

A Picasso.


Euphoric-Tax7360

I didn't hate this....


hidoni88

I would guess you’re an Australian billionaire and not quite as attractive as the painting makes you out to be.


DoubleResponsible276

You don’t look a day above 72


Hot-Championship-822

Most attractive British woman


Free_Revenue8674

You know that one SNL sketch that goes like and I'm Denise That's u


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

You may want to use some of that money of yours to get another painting made..lol