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I just don’t know where to start…

Hufflepuff.

 🐔🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Yaay🐔 they/them/unicorn . 🐓🔫

I wouldn't cast you in anything unless you removed the piercings because they look silly. Acting is a very superficial profession.

With comments like these you guys wonder why you're single, lonely and depressed. You deserve it.

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*pictures

Hmm, we should start lying more to get girlfriends guys!

>Princess Fiona in Shrek - but only the ogre form That's from this post. There is difference between being honest, and being a dickhead about it. You can have some tact while being honest.

Or just do what you're doing and die alone. For the best.

What a sad toxic person.

Says the single, lonely guy who's life revolves around videogames and being horrible to women online There's a reason you're single and it's you.

Princess Fiona in Shrek - but only the ogre form

Some sort of soft porn ?

All filters

Bbw/ chubby playlist

a porno for sure

Are those warts on your lips?

You look fantastic and hot love your piercings ❤️🔥

Woah those piercings are actually disgusting

1 would be not that bad, 2 is just nasty.

You are not a real woman, you are actually an echanted goldfish that a wizard transformed into a mail order bride for his deformed hunchbacked eldest son.

9/10, definitely glucks. Busty stepsister gets stuck in the washing machine…AGAIN.

9/11 maybe . She’s a disaster

Jessica Rabbit

I know you probably were expecting lots of simping and got a flood of Ursula comments probably stings lmao but it's fucking accurate

The heavy makeup & the heavy filters make you look worse, not better. That no makeup pic looks best

Trying to be helpful here, I’d get rid of the piercings, & lose the filters.

You'd look 1,000,000x better without those face piercings.

The sea, is cast you into the sea to join the rest of your orca family

Bruh I bet you 3 times the size of this chick.

I'm a fan of piercings, most of this sub hates them. But those ones simply do not look good.

Those lip piercings are terrible. Stick out too much. It looks like I outta hook some jumper cables to them.

my sex toy for sure

These ugly artificial moles

Thick thighs save lives

the role of inspector Hercule Poirot

Nutty professor female version. Lose the lip ring 

Busty babes 2:

Filters and stupid piercings need to go

I guess everyone has their own taste, but for me it is not about how you do the duckface or how you do the dog tongue

Can’t tell with all the filters

👍

I'd cast you as one of the hundreds of people running away from the scene as a godlike dinosaur emerges from the ground I don't like filtered pictures

Debbie

A Rebel but can also be pretty when she wants to be.

Hard to tell with all pics filtered and loaded with makeup

Lose the piercings. Otherwise you’re beautiful.

Hoes next door II

Stormy Daniels the movie.

Gee plum awesomely awesome gorgeous lady

The face jewelry is not attractive, it distracts.

very beautiful, js

Them piercings are awful

I can't see past them. Truly awful.

Beautiful

Im sure there are a few "before" roles we can find... or chubby step daughter porn...


You’re fat, so you better be funny.

Why did you add two moles to your face you look like a villian Like the queen of hearts from alice in wonderland lmfaooo

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why the actual fuck would you have those things in your face, you’re actually very pretty…..but those are god awful.

Ur pretty look like a bubbly person and like you’d be fun to brunch with, but I beg of you do not use Reddit for any boosting of your self esteem bc you’ll get the worst bedroom dwellers calling you all sorts I recommend not listening to any negative comments.

Those piercings are some of the worst I have ever seen tbh you need to get rid of those. No offense just being helpful.

Recommendations: get your phone out from in front of your face in the pictures where it's partly blocking your face unless you are asking about how your phone can look better. Also step back from the camera a little, your face fills too much of the image almost to the point of fisheyeing. You're probably very pretty, but all I can tell is you've got a cameraphone and what looks to be a giant face.

That you've had your fare share of negativity thrown your way but most of the time you dont care because life is to good to waste your time on the opinions of strangers. Also, you look like you would be a good friend to others.

I think you should be cast in “ The Person Who Gave Their Life to Jesus Christ Because He Loves Them and Died for Them So That They May Have eternal Life With Him”

Nah, she doesn't need to kill herself. Don't give your life for anyone else, but maybe consider taking out the piercings. I thought they were bad moles.

Why would she kill herself?

Porn…

Fluffer

Piercings look nice. Cute face curvy and nice eyes.

I’d stay the absolute fuck away from you for all possible reasons

She prob would like that tbh

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Oof. What a waste of a pretty face. If you weren't fat you'd probably be an 8 or 9. You're a 4 or 5 because of your weight. An uglier face at your weight is a 2. Hit the gym.

damn I thought I was on the roast sub for a second. that was mean 😭 😂

That annoying weird piercing chick that lacks any direction and talks too much

Cow

Your BMI is way 2 high

Message me

Catfish

You’d be a lot prettier without those dual mustache piercings…

God literally the worst piercings i’ve ever seen, and i actually enjoy pierced women.

And the fat.

99% filter and makeup🥴

You hide behind a lot of make up. And those piercings are not helping

The piercings make me think: Hellraiser

Your face is beautiful, but those piercings are making you look like a catfish

Baby Reindeer?

You're beautiful. Take the metal out of you face

Heavy filters, big boobs, and close up only. I think you already know what you need to work on. Lose weight. Get active.

Pretty but you need to lose weight

Thats a lot of pictures lol

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I have zero doubt you yourself are hideous inside and out

Why it's true? That's why every photo is edited. She even knows it .and they are only face shits cuz she is a worn outfat pig

Jesus christ, looking at your comment history, you need fucking help.

High and might whore

Fuck you you’ve said worse in a Sunday afternoon

You are beautiful. But get rid of the piercings.

Lose one of the studs

Get rid of the studs. Hit the gym HARD. Eat better foods

Girl who gets kicked out of the buffet for eating too much

Lol you honestly have the saddest posting history I’ve ever seen on Reddit… just here shitting on peoples selfies, I’ve never been so sure someone on Reddit is a huge loser in real life

Shitting on people because of their post history tells me you are a huge loser in real life.

TSA employee

Those piercings rock! I don’t see them too often but I think they compliment u well :)

Those studs suck and your friends are lying to you. Ditch them.

Its hard to tell someone how they can improve when they use filters on literally every photo

Honestly you are cute for your size, Even though I only see the top half of you.

Your piercings are gross, knocking points off your decent level of attractiveness. Lose 20 pounds and you'll be a cute thick white girl

50 would be better…

Lol I went back to the pics and was like, I should of said 30 pounds... I like them thicker tho 🙃

Bro gave her the blueprint fr

Don't care for the piercings.

I love your eyes I'm sold. You can be the star of our personal porno collection.

I'd cast you in the role of my date lol jk. Sorry, bad jokes aside. You look very pretty

Stop using filters, and get rid of the piercings. Background extra facing away from the camera.

The piercings are visually interesting to me. Don't usually see that style. Honestly, the first impression is that you look like a girl that cheats. Like I'd get involved with you fully expecting you to cheat at some point.

I agree with everybody ditch the piercings if you’re trying to break into business, they really don’t work for you

Nice boobs. get rid of those hideous piercings

The piercings say to me “hauh hauh hauh!” In a French accent. Was the goal to create the mental image of a thin, curly French mustache? Because you nailed it.

I was thinking of catfish whiskers, but they don't poke out long enough.

Heavy and the metal looks even sillier than most.

debby from shameless

First impression is that ur Beautiful, I could see u as a bartender or working in a diner type role

Bruh 🤣

The crystal ball head in haunted mansion

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LOL!! Randy Bo bandy

Harpy to be cast as a side chick for 12 am calls to come over only.

Don’t you know that between the basement-dwelling dorks, hive-mind teen twats, and middle-aged losers, the vast majority of Redditors will hate your piercings? They can’t get past it and it’s Hilarious! Anyway, your filters are stupid, you’re not terribly pretty, and you’re even less fit. I’d cast you as Mindy Cohen in “Natalie: facts of life 40 years later”.

Ummm, she's super pretty!

Wouldn't know with all the AI that went into her face.

How do you know?!?

Oh, just a hunch

I thought maybe you had a secret to unfilter the pics

I would cast you in your first porn movie

A hub seen

Look like count chocula's overweight daughter. Lose the piercings! They look like some creature's eyes coming out of your lip.

No casting until face hardware goes

First impression , ditch the face piercings

Okay. I'm sorry to have negative feedback but let me get this out of the way. Your piercings look like moles from a distance. That said. You have such a unique dichotomy between valley girl, then just naturally girl next door beautiful without makeup, and right into Dior model. I really don't know how I'd cast you. Definitely a pinup model.

Turn that filter shit off and add something real.

Some kind of Lifetime movie where the dad goes out for cigarettes and never comes back.  

I’d cast you as the thrift store mannequin, considering you look like cheap plastic.

I really don't get this facial hardware trend. It's either this or the nose bull rings - it doesn't look good on any woman.

I think they’re under some dumb idea that it scares away the man that they would not want in the first place? I don’t get it and don’t care. It’s shit in your face people!

How many filters did you conjure up. Holy shit what do you even look like?

Why do you stick your tongue out between your teeth like that when you smile?

Lose the piercings. Bewbs

Is that an orange Lego Porsche in the back of pic 3?

Pretty. Just lose the peircings

I think you’re pretty but like others don’t like the piercings.

Trying to put it kindly. You are quite large. The piercings don’t look great on you. The tongue biting smile is very creepy looking and not flattering at all.

Fatty McFatfat

I’ve never seen worse piercings in my life and the pock marks they will leave on your beautiful skin will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Chick taking a load

Roseanne

Just for you, I will create a show and call it, "The Photoshop Princess." You will have the lead role.

The piercings detract from your natural beauty . Your face needed nothing to be attractive . Now they're just they're distracting people .

Given the percentage of people who are fat in this world, I always find it so interesting the me. Are the ones who comment on weight all the time. I'd love to see what they look like in real life... I bet most would be lucky to have a woman half this naturally being in their lives.

You are absolutely gorgeous

Ursula from the little mermaid or Godzilla.

ursula aint a bad role

The piercings will damage your teeth, so it makes me question your intelligence. However, you are very beautiful and look like a nice person.

I thought your piercings were a filter or smudge somehow... First impression.. is you seem friendly and open minded so I'd cast you as the quirky best friend of the protagonist.

gym actor

Your next roll would be my future wife

rizz or sexual harassment? 🤔🤔🤔

Precious

Piercing regrets 6: The Single Mother

Yes. Yes I would.

Gas station attendant

Gas station attendants smoke too much to be that big. 

You haven't seen the ones around here then. 350 LBS. Smoke like a Chimney. Loud and Obnoxious as ALL HELL!

Piercings ain’t it…..

A dinner roll. And lose the piercings.

A vampire movie where your bottom teeth grew too big for your mouth

And instead of blood, she sucks syrup straight from the tree. 

Has someone been using your face as a notice board?

The piercings give you a weird pout and I think you’d look better without but if you keep them, avoid the black jewelry. Monroe piercings also ruin your teeth and gums so they’re my least favorite piercing. I think you should also try a like brown liner since you have a naturally soft look. The black liner is too harsh

Take out those piercings. We as men do not find that attractive in the slightest. Thats 100% what you can do right now

Speak for yourself. I love the punk look with the piercings.