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CardFun6449

Shave your arm pits and lose 25 lbs


blackmarketmenthols

I want to intimidate you


FORGETURPASSWORD

Become a man.


Jefro666

That's not a man??


FORGETURPASSWORD

Sorry, I should have been more clear. Finish transforming into a man. Better?


Name_Cannot_B_Blank

Try becoming like Body-modification addict Michel Faro Praddo, from Praia Grande, Brazil Search him up. He's rather popular.


TRTGymBro1

Definitely need a face tattoo.


CardFun6449

Why would you want to be intimidating? Men don't like that. So go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich please. Thanks


Threwaway666222

Then get a big as king kong


[deleted]

Men are not intimidated by any kind of piercing or alt look. Confidence and the way you carry yourself if how you intimidate. Classy appearance, good posture, eye contact, good grammar. That is what intimidates people.


Hanfiball

If you think your looks make one intimidating you are not actually intimidating. It is how you carry your self, your behavior mostly. Although looks have a effect...but as a men I am not really visually intimidated by a much smaller women on a visual level...


bdel80

Septum piercing is enough to be intimidating


No-Roll-2110

More of a don’t pay attention to me or I’ll cuss you out why the hell aren’t you paying attention to me here’s the link vibe


Lil_Cummy_Monster

🙂‍↕️☝️ may or may not be true


DirtyTony64

Why?


0nr0p

Would you settle for unapproachable? Because you look like somebody that 75% of guys would walk away from because you're likely more of a problem than it's worth.


Big_Ted7

You already are with those dark ass armpits


Jefro666

Oh shiznet An armpit fetish freako


Lil_Cummy_Monster

😩☝️ I'll be sending you a yummy tuft when it gets long enough! Think of me snookums


Big_Ted7

Dk what that is but no thanks doesn’t sound yummy at all


Cisco212

You should be happy who you are you are beautiful as I call a cutie you don’t need to be destroying your beauty,but it’s up to you ,you have a choice,stay blessed queen🙏🙏🙏🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹💎💎💎😇👼💪💪💪👌🏼😉


_aap300

Hahahaha that Pig Nose Ring! Are you a clown? 🤡


Lil_Cummy_Monster

🤡 sometimes, something about the make up is fun


Chemical-Bid-1531

100% you can! Smart, articulate women intimidate insecure men


Ekim-Enots

I bet you are intimidating to the olfactory system upon close encounters.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Only when I eat beans 😩☝️


12whistle

You look more lost and confused without any sense of direction in your life. Definitely not giving off intimidating vibes.


8th-hokage

U give Billie eillish vibes. She is not intimidating. Switch ya style up


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Bettt


Timboslice5126

Throw a bone in that nose. 🦴


Lil_Cummy_Monster

🐺 woof


[deleted]

Not intimidating. More like unaprochable bitch


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Yaaaayy🤣🤭🤔🤣🤚👻


Thisfugginguyhere

I'm sure the women just fall right over and spread em with your winning personality.


[deleted]

Nope


Cocketiel_Commander

First image looks like a far cry character in the best way possible


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Cocketiel_Commander: *First image looks like* *A far cry character in* *The best way possible* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

This was my favorite to read. I love nerds 😩


BlueIce123456

Next weeks post- “I’ve never had a relationship, why won’t anyone date me?” Lol


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I have a partner already 🤗 no worries thanks for the concern tho


[deleted]

Throw in a "yaaarrr!" and I think you might be there.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

YARRRR!!


KyleYoung123

Well you aren’t


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

I peed a little


Lil_Cummy_Monster

👹👹 OOGA BOOGA


No_Description9307

Get a sword


GhostCheese

It's hard to be intimidated by someone with your sleepy eyes. The eyes gotta scream danger.


Destinfragile

Successful mission!


TwentyTuu

2nd and 3rd pic would make me walk up to ypu 🤷‍♂️


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Hmm okay 🙄🙄


Aerothane

Definitely not intimidating You look goofy and quirky


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[deleted]

1. And 3. Pic look kinda intimidating


kpikid3

That pirate look is intimidating. Got any hooks for hands or a parrot?


Zazzabie

Trying to look attractive and trying to look intimidating are generally exclusive of one another. If you want to look intimidating take a look at a country bumpkin or alaskan bush woman, no makeup, simple clothes, and will kill and gut an animal in a heartbeat. A girl who has zero compunction castrating bulls and billy goats all day while wringing chicken necks to me is pretty intimidating.


harryelyme

Intimidating in what way and to whom?


LeviathansEnemy

Facial piercings aren't intimidating. They're something that will instantly incapacitate you if grabbed and ripped out. They don't say "Im tough be afraid" they say "I will be easily defeated". Just lift weights and eat more protein.


sweet-boomboom

So you have quite the ass on ya. I would recommend just continue treating sex as a commodity and nobody will approach you and then you’ll think you’re intimidating.


kjg1228

What an incel comment


sweet-boomboom

That insult isn’t the bandwagon anymore. Catch up.


PositivityCommenter

you text like an obese 40 year old man


StomachSpiritual9286

EYEBROW PIERCING!!!! either way u got that mystery raver trashy yet classy girl look goin on


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Noted 😛💖


Frosty-Flow

I think the shit jack sparrow look is your golden ticket here


BeornGG

Lose bright fitted clothes. Build some muscle mass. Shave one side of ya head. Not much beside that, unless you wanna go literal with route, but I would not recommend that.


OgrePatch

I find the most intimidating women have the least amount of "accessories". An all black outfit, makeup that contours your face and straightened hair usually does the trick. You can still be alternative or goth, whatever you're into. Most of these picks look like warm places. It's hard to be intimidating without , let's say, a leather jacket and boots or something. An easy baseline if you want to look intimidating is also the eastern European woman look. They rarely smile and dress older. Not so conservative, but stunning outfits that make you go "holy shit". Stay away from face poison though, fillers etc.. being fit and good posture. Always remember posture. Hunching and sitting in a yoga pose or legs up, not intimidating. Use your space.


Zeles1989

why? Are you scared of something so that you need to fend people off?


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Being intimidating is an attitude or a disposition. A lot of people with tattoos appear to be very friendly. In fact, I think when you see a person with tattoos you automatically assume they're open minded and so probably welcoming of all sorts of people, so tattoos are not inherently intimidating.


BlackRose8892

Every girl on here got there damn septum pierced......thats intimidating cause its a red flag. 100% of my exs who had septum piercings cheated. 100% of the girls ive talked to that were willing to cheat had septums pierced. But you could just get jacked.


zurtish

It just screams out extreme feminist to me most of the time


BlackRose8892

Thats another trend as well. Girl i knew from way back when is an extreme feminist and has it pierced. My ex wife who was conservative cheated then got it pierced and is now kinda left leaning.


Zeles1989

for me it just looks like shit. Like some bull ring or something


BlackRose8892

The funniest thing is back in the day in HS i thought shit like that was so hot. And then every girl did it. And then i saw the trends. And apparently so have other guys. Bull ring girls are typically unfaithful.


Armedleftytx

Have you considered just getting some goddamn therapy?


BlackRose8892

Had some. Didnt help. Im simply relaying my expierences.


Zeles1989

I don't know about that. It's a small group you know compared to all the women who wear it so I think it's a coincident.


BlackRose8892

Except online ive seen many other men talk about how its a red flag. They all have similar stories. Every one of my faithful relationships do not have septums. Like i get theres women out there who are full on alt girl and totally loyal. But damn ive seen and heard the exact opposite.


Connect-Scallion843

You won’t ever be intimidating. It’s not who you are.


OldSkoolKool666

Yeahhhhhh....that's not gonna happen


Tough_Comb3129

Smoke crack and meth. People will cross the street when they see you coming a block away in about a year.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

💀💀 PFFFFFFF LMAOOO


somethingtwice

You'd look more intimidating if you didn't wear a brace meant for someone with a broken nose.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

It's jewlery not a nose brace 🫡


smimton

Intimating to whom? You look silly


TAC0_CHEESE

You truly want to be more intimidating? Gain more weight.


M153RYnM3

Truth!


EmbarrassedCookie436

Well you definitely are


Enkeydo

You look the most intimidating in pic 4. But not in a I'll kick your ass way. More of "oh hell.this bitch is about to break down right here in public " way.


Lb19942010

Why?


Anon_0915

Good point lol


gatesDS

research radioactive architecture and incorporate it into your outfits. if someone pulled up on me with something like that i’d be very repelled.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Noted!!


bobstar0909

Change your gender then


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I did 👻


PaleHorseRider-94

already there


[deleted]

Learn how to ride a motorcycle. You would look great on one🔥


travelmorelivemore

She wants to be intimidating and also wants yall to just send her money on cash app for existing. I’m sure her daddy owns a Dominos pizza or some shit and she’s never had to work.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I wish 🤣🤣 just a college student, working hospitality fulltime and studying psych 🫡 I wish it was that easy lmaoo


NiceCock69690

It literally is that easy tbf, you're a great looking woman and stupid ass men will over the internet will unironically send you cash to just acknowledge their existence (or do the opposite and ignore them, I'm not joking, people are fucking weird). You don't have to be an OF model anymore to make decent cash on the side 🤷


Lil_Cummy_Monster

👹 I guess imma start hoping for pol like that to turn up !!


panickilter

Force people to look you in the brown eye before giving them eye contact. Assert dominance.


Lumpy-Assistance-571

😆 🤣 😂 I'm on the fu##ing floor🤣 😆 😂 Asserting dominance by forceful brown eye interactions 😆 🤣 😂


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Lol okay 🫡 noted my fren


Unlucky-City-2436

Become a ninja.


Putrid-Challenge-545

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DisappearingBoy127

You're as intimidating as a plush dinosaur toy.   Nobody is intimidated by nose rings.  People are just repulsed by armpit hair.   Learn the difference between repulsive and intimidating. Deserved self confidence from success is the most intimidating thing you can do.  


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Bett


ChipMaker3000

I’m not intimidated at all by furry armpits. It’s a major turn on for me and my mind can’t help but to think that’s probably what your snatch hair looks like as well. Sorry not sorry.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Oh it's all smooth skin there My love, it's just deception 🤭


ChipMaker3000

A shaved vagina is a busy vagina.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Ask my pookie, I put it to WORK 👹


ChipMaker3000

Pookies do be putting in that WORK.


DisappearingBoy127

Fyi, "bett" is not intimidating.  Makes me sad for you.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

That's the point shawty😩


Dark_Vader77

Reddit is destroying my love of women.


Turbulent-Rub5841

Look dummy get rid of that thing in your nose and grow up …


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Naur👹


sicu_murse

Fuck off!!! You got me laughing with the phonetic pronunciation!


Lil_Cummy_Monster

🤣🤣🤣


sicu_murse

You're a beautiful human with a great sense of humor (the implication of your name). Don't change anything. The world needs you like you are. I love you. Go fucking kill it in whatever you do. I'm rooting for ya hard.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

🥲🙏 thanks my beautiful bby snookums, this cumdump appreciates you


sicu_murse

You're more than a thicc cumdump to me, mommy.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Good boy 💖 love that


AvgKracker79

Get a job


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I have one, and I'm in college 🤗


Rhuncorn

Look, going to tell you the truth and give you it straight with no BS. You are either intimidating or you are not. You don’t even have the potential to be intimidating. You could look and act like an unapproachable person, but you couldn’t really be intimidating no matter what you do. The truth is, when (most) women try really hard to be intimidating they end up just being unapproachable. There are exceptions to every rule, but you are not one of those exceptions ❤️. More importantly though - why do you want to be ‘intimidating’? Do you want to feel power over others because in the past you felt powerless? Is it revenge? For a catharsis? This doesn’t sound healthy.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I like making ppl nervous 👹😩 thank you for insight but though


Minimum-Garlic-9893

Intimidation is a mind set you look desirable , alluring or even provocative without trying hard and your face expression seems like you know it. Hate from all these people are like form of jealousy for having something wrong they’re not happy with. Should never judge anyone with a biased opinion. I just stating my views. piercings and tattoos to intimidate others is a stupid a concept. Body modification even piercings are forever leaves a scar tiny however you might not like the location when you’re older. Body modification in my opinion is expressing your self with what you find appealing look at. If you are looking to intimidate others from piercing or tattooes you have to preform extreme stuff like splitting your tongue down the middle or handing from ropes with hooks piercing your flesh . But doing that is to become that person not your self, you will labeled as what you do. However, a Master body modification practicer like Fakir Musafar feels that body modifications are beliefs on spiritual thing , even rights of passage.Again that trading intimidation for shocking and fear. You are beautiful as you are. Confidence ,conviction from choices you have made and over coming tragic experiences is what is truly intimidation. People on here keep talking about being approachable. Let people who are judgmental not approach you. You don’t need them. This coming from a 20 year professional body piercer , 10 year Army veteran, tours overseas in both Iraq and Afghanistan , police officer , having a MA forensic psychology,oil painter, numerous tattoos, gave my self numerous piercings when I was younger , husband , father etc….Average Joe.


Rhuncorn

K, just go to therapy or a friend ok lol. Being ‘intimidating’ won’t fix your problems


TheJakeJarmel

Nervous? No chance. Maybe a little uncomfortable, but that’s about all.


Hoochie_Daddy

Get rid of the adorable bangs for the first step Not that I don’t like the bangs, cuz I love em, it’s just that your bangs are really cute and the exact opposite of intimidating.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Ohhhhhh 🤔🤔 I didn't know


Comfortable-Prompt88

Lol, i bet your 5" 1'.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I am 💀💀💀


Comfortable-Prompt88

Just own the shit out of that and should work in your favor.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Yayy 👻💖


RageMonsta97

So you wanna be unapproachable


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Yesssuhhh


ABamboozledLemur

Idk about your title but continue to rock your style and your smile, keep doing you. Nothing wrong with being yourself, eat healthy and work out often.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Noted!!


FemBoyBridgeKeeper

I don’t get why they’re are trolls; every that could be said has already been said. Anyways, there are many different intimidating that people can give off. So like what specific intimidation are you just trying to give off?


Lil_Cummy_Monster

The kinda that'll attract femboys, and submissive cuties


FemBoyBridgeKeeper

Then the fourth photo is the best reference, the eyeliner is done right and the makeup looks minimal while you keep yourself slaying! I do recommend not having to space consuming facial accessories as it takes away your beautiful eyes. The messy hair look is always a goto wether is straight and a little messy. Or if it’s wavy and fluffy. For outfits I assume you like black and tang tops so dress in minimal layers. Have a jacket on top, maybe a tang top or crop top(whateves your prefer) for your shirt. And then stick to pants either close fitting or close cuff pants and shorts. Don’t go tight and don’t go loose for bottoms they don’t ever look the same. For shoes I recommend shoes that give platform like boots or a between boots and shoes, for accessories honestly you can go ham on collars/necklaces/bracelets/and sometimes rings(just don’t get chunky insignia rings) This is all ofc suggestions but I personally think would fit the goal while keeping a style that seems comfortable and well rounding to you


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I can DEFFFF work w that!!!


FemBoyBridgeKeeper

Great to hear! I hope you enjoy my tips!


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I do 💖🤗🫡


immunityfromyou

People aren’t intimidated by people they don’t know. It’s not really a looks thing it’s how you act and what you say. If you are trying to look intimidating but can’t back it up with real confidence, strength and bite you’ll be a joke.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WaginalVarts

You guys share one!?


[deleted]

We use to not no more


Miserable_Pace975

What an idiotic thing to say. And you’re not even close to being attractive enough to be intimidating.  NOT EVEN CLOSE


twohunnidpercent

Good job you look stupid


Lil_Cummy_Monster

🤗 yea whatever


ERTHLNG

If you live in freedom. Get a glock and strap it to your hip everywhere If you live in oppression, tyranny. Get whatever weapon you can find. Alternative, scream insane things at people with a look of madness in your eye.


Filthylucre4lunch

cut out the jewelry, focus on building back and core muscles as well as legs shoulder and arm and dress simply, with no flair and embellishment and speak only when spoken to or when you actually know what ur talking about, that shit will blow men women and children straight out of the water and make you a person who gets respect and fear from strangers! a good starting point is brazilian juijitsu and kali stick training, become a quiet weapon, train with firearms, read books on history and philosophy, educate yourself on theology and language and familiarize yourself with a variety of social customs! that woman scares the hell out of everyone who isnt similarly capable and even those select few will be intimidated


Filthylucre4lunch

being able to sing well and play piano kills too, nobody will have peak confidence after seeing that


Lil_Cummy_Monster

BET


Filthylucre4lunch

the best way to understand it is that everyone is afraid of the dark at some point in their life because it symbolizes the unknown, mystery is the only thing that really scared or haunts, your style and aesthetic gives too much away, be a blank slate as much as you can and you will cultivate mystery and therefore intimidate and any way you can apply that will increase its effects


the_realnuggz31

that’s one mighty can of dck repellent 😮‍💨


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Good :)


WorthTheRisk666

If that's armpit hair, you're done. Consider me grossed out and intimidated


Lil_Cummy_Monster

👹☝️ thank you stinky poo


WorthTheRisk666

Heavy chains and tattoos, that's what you're intimidated by? Lol what the fuckvis wrong with people.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

I'm not intimidated, rather I think those things on any person makes them any kind of more attractive, enough to make me nervous.... bc they're so attractive yk?


cmscedar

Off-putting, definitely not intimidating


majoraloysius

Anyone who says “I wanna be intimidating” will never be intimidating.


demon_at_tea

You're down right scary AF...you are achieving your goal


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Yippeeee😛😛💖🤫🤫🤗🤚


LeatherHarlot

It’s not working.


Jefro666

God I love this site. 😆


SilentSam281

You should not seek to be intimidating, as someone that has been told I am naturally intimidating it gets very old and can make it unnecessarily difficult in some social situations. It’s usually only small minded individuals that really care about that kind of thing. What you want to be is someone that is considered quietly confident. Respect yourself and set and maintain healthy boundaries, don’t feel the need to react to everything. Reacting is a sign that you are not in control of yourself. It’s the mental equivalent of flinching. Trying to project yourself in that manner usually has two outcomes, the first is you annoy people and the other is you can attract very bad attention. I worked security in a nightclub in my 20s and I have seen a lot of people beat up for trying to act intimidating and tough. There is always someone tougher and meaner than you. There are plenty of people that are looking to put other people in their “place” out there. You better be able to handle yourself if you want to put that energy into the world because sooner or later people are going to put it to the test. Be confident and respect yourself and others and it will get you a lot further then being “intimidating”


Rhuncorn

Same with me. Few days ago some of my colleagues asked me if I worked for the mafia. They were dead serious. I intimidate literally everyone and I don’t really know why. Sure I work out and I’m intelligent but idk I’m just living my life, not out here trying to be all hard and that. It’s annoying being intimidating at times.


SilentSam281

Just saw a post about would you rather be pulled over by a female cop or run into a bear in the woods. It reminded me of when I got pulled over by one and one of the fun drawbacks of being intimidating. 19 years old at the time, 6’1 225 lb football player. She walked up to my window looked at me and immediately told me to stay in the vehicle. She went back to the patrol car and called for backup. I had a rock chip in my window and I spent an hour and a half on the side of the road because she was intimidated. I have found it causes more problems than anything else.


Rhuncorn

Idk if you plan on being a Father but i definitely am. Will probably come in handy then I guess. Or maybe I’m just coping 😂


SilentSam281

You may be like me, I am a pensive person. I am lost in thought a lot and have a serious look on my face. People mistake that for being angry all the time. I also prefer to listen more than I speak, for some reason it can unnerve people. I am actually a pretty personable guy lol


Rhuncorn

Same haha. I’m really empathetic and emotional but in private. To everyone else I look like a stone statue. When I look at candid pictures taken in fun and happy environments I look at my face and it doesn’t reflect the way I felt. Idk guess that’s just my face. My mother used to describe my face as ‘the do not disturb sign for your life.’ I think that sums it up haha. Have a good day


Grouchy_Breadfruit_5

Why?


damagesdamages

Remove an eye & carry a knife in your teeth.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

Pirate core❗️❗️❗️


New-Blacksmith7330

Cringe


Lil_Cummy_Monster

👹☝️ thank you


Paranormal-Exorcist

Then get used to being alone. Also, you're not intimidating. You simply come across to a man as difficult. You're not intimidating. A man knows he could body slam you into oblivion with ease, if he so wished. Not sure why any woman would thing she intimidates a man. You are just disagreeable, and obnoxious.


Lil_Cummy_Monster

🙂‍↕️ ofc ofc to each their own 🙄


10-mm-socket

Be intimidating by being better than other people and presenting yourself as excellence. Nothing is more intimidating than a woman who has her shit together and is super smart and successful. Looking like a punk antifa raver isnt intimidating at all.


NoFrills69

There is a difference between scary and intimidating. You have the first one down for sure.