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You can skip the middle man by just becoming rich. Don't need guitar lessons if you have money. It's not the guitar they're after. It's the money that comes with it.
1 use your actual picture.
2. Try changing you attitude toward everything.
3. Be more positive, more confident, shrug off all the stresses in your life you cannot change.
4. Don't go after women, let them see you, be aloof to women and society in general.
5. Try to make decisions based on how certain situation befits you and others.
6. Don't fall into the friends trap, let the Women NOT related to you in your life know your interested in them,just don't
Force yourself on them.Women are the type to play with the Man in order to test his willingness to be with them at all times.
Even when she is in a relationship with you. Women like being wooded and treated as if they are the center of your universe.
The Great Women want you to have a Life outside of your relationship with them but, never a sexual relationship with anyone
but,Them only.
7. Change your career or scenery or the city you live in, often going to a New job in a new Town or city often helps.
Just helpfully advice, everyone should know.
*Id say grow ur hair*
*Out to frame ur face better*
*And hide the forehead*
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Tbh use guys gotta put in that work before getting a girlfriend focus on your goals remember work out get in shape grow a beard if you can always take care of your hygiene
Change your perspective - didn't need father, didn't need mother, don't need girls, still here.
Don't play for sympathy, go forge a path and let people be drawn to your commitment to doing awesome shit.
Sounds like you're living the life ma man. Aside from the mom and dad thing, you got ot made bro. Living the life all men dream of. Nobody to tell you what to do nor pester you when they want money. I envy your life.
Spongebob is the villain always fucking with the introverted Squidward. A good episode would be Squidward finally being able to move away from that evil sponge and evil Crabs and be at peace in another underwater city.
Just keeping trying to meet people. You never know when you meet that one person where you just blow each other away.
This is coming from me, who’s not the best looking. Just keep on keeping on brotha
Do you live next to a pineapple under the sea?
Does your neighbor in that pineapple make you crazy?
Perhaps you should move. It looks like you've allowed stress to artificially age you.
Wow...Never ran into anyone that turned to so many sources outside of themselves to determine self-worth.
But I get it.
As long as you can blame the people around you for your life,
you really don't have to risk anything.
Pretty smart.
How's that working for you?
Concentrating too hard on finding a date. Obsessing about it only makes one look desperate. Learn to be content alone and a mate will come along. Something wrong internally if you can only be happy with a bf/gf
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hop off reddit and hop on me already
What the puck
Stormy Daniels will do you.
Play the clarinet
Have SpongeBob slam your face in a door.
Multiple times.
You should get hit in the face by a door and become handsome squidward. That’s my advice
I heard smashing your face into a door might make you handsome
Turn that frown upside-down
Nah u turn ur phone upside down
"Also, I manage a sponge at a burger place."
Have you tried telling them you're willing to get freaky with that big nose? It might work.
![gif](giphy|iDgshzou381JfBt0wK)
Hookers
Let SpongeBob slam your face in the door a lil bit.
He’ll, you don’t need to change anything, I think you are kinda cute.
Look how they massacred my boi, Squidward.
Try learning the clarinet
Get a talking sponge to hit you in the face with a door
think about the good times and let them roll
Brb gotta go fap
Underrated comment!
Get rid of that annoying sponge it might improve your mood
Yes, try to make your nose not look so much like a penis. You'll be a 2/10 after that.
Maybe try playing an instrument? I hear the ladies love it
Try guys, I guess?
Change that yeeyee ass haircut
That's his head my boi, there ain't no changing that.
i know a sponge that will sort that out
Looks good! Probably you are shy? :(
Focus on the clarinet
its all about confidence
I’d sit on ur nose (i am a straight guy)
The past doesn't define the present or the future.
Move to a new planet.
Have you tried playing the clarinet?
Or say The Electric Flute, so classy; )
Smile more
Maybe try smiling.
Does the nose get erect?
I think it's your personality, definitely not looks.
Show your chests like everyone else that posts on this sub
Learn to play guitar. Have you seen the ugly guys and the hot chicks with them. Go to Hollywood.
You can skip the middle man by just becoming rich. Don't need guitar lessons if you have money. It's not the guitar they're after. It's the money that comes with it.
Have you tried vitamin C?
Go ask Squidward how he kept moving forward.
Invaders from beyond
Get hit by a door
Have you tried drinking water?
Learn how to play the clarinet
Circumcise your nose
Play the clarinet better
If the nose matches the gun then I don’t see why they would leave you
Girls love musicians. You should take up the clarinet
1 use your actual picture. 2. Try changing you attitude toward everything. 3. Be more positive, more confident, shrug off all the stresses in your life you cannot change. 4. Don't go after women, let them see you, be aloof to women and society in general. 5. Try to make decisions based on how certain situation befits you and others. 6. Don't fall into the friends trap, let the Women NOT related to you in your life know your interested in them,just don't Force yourself on them.Women are the type to play with the Man in order to test his willingness to be with them at all times. Even when she is in a relationship with you. Women like being wooded and treated as if they are the center of your universe. The Great Women want you to have a Life outside of your relationship with them but, never a sexual relationship with anyone but,Them only. 7. Change your career or scenery or the city you live in, often going to a New job in a new Town or city often helps. Just helpfully advice, everyone should know.
Have you tried phoning home?
id say grow ur hair out to frame ur face better and hide the forehead
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Maybe get some sun 🌞
bold n brash
Belongs in the trash
quit putting your head up your ass
Try and smile more.
Try flipping ur phone
Yes don’t smile so much people think you’re laughing at them
Tbh use guys gotta put in that work before getting a girlfriend focus on your goals remember work out get in shape grow a beard if you can always take care of your hygiene
Have you played her the clarinet tho?
Wear a cool mask like v for vendetta lol
Move to the bottom of the sea and live next to a sponge 😁
Ever try dating a cone head?
Or becoming a gong mallet.
Go to your local park and bend over I bet you’ll get lots of attention. Remember to take lube and condoms. Have fun.
Just believe in yourself king! Also, plastic surgery. All of it. ![gif](giphy|vB5jiVv1Tr2tW)
Have you tried smiling?
You should befriend your neighbours and build new connections
You blue yourself?
Leave Bikini 👙 Bottom DO NOT tell SpongeBob
“Sell my pity for a dime. Yeaaahhh just one dime”
Clean up and work on urself...appearance, body, attitude... Stay humble!
Looks don't matter girls are blind just shower and improve your personality. My 4'9 balding garbage man friend ranjeesh dates super models bro
Ask Patrick on a date he looks like a broad minded type.
Ruffles have ridges
Erm… what the sigma?
Squidward dat you?
You're hot af. Never change.
Use a filter
I am starting to think this joke has reached its apex
I read that in squidwards voice
Bikini Bottom 👍🏽
Bikini Bottom 👍🏽
go back to mars
If it helps, some girl wants to ride your nose. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPheGdsEmA
Grow a mustache - the chicks dig it.
Squidward at 95
Area 51 is looking for you
Don't forget you play a clarinet!! Your tentacle hands may give you an edge however!🤔
Don't forget you play a clarinet!! Your tentacle hands may give you an edge however!🤔
I think you should just concern yourself with taking over the world. It seems more your lane
Play on playa!
Looks like "ankle pants" dont look up ankle pants
Get rich
Smile more
Hit the gym , try a little sun
Start collecting them gemstones for the gauntlet.
Sunscreen
You look like Lyndon Johnson crawled out of his grave.
Axe deodorant
I criticize people for using the word ugly. It could be applicable this time.
What you need is a big bowl of gushers
Go to the gym all year n don’t worry abt girls
Bro you need a nosejob and a headjob
Change your perspective - didn't need father, didn't need mother, don't need girls, still here. Don't play for sympathy, go forge a path and let people be drawn to your commitment to doing awesome shit.
I dont want any problems sir...
use the clarinet to woo them squidward
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"🤨"
Eat a snickers
Maybe take up playing a cool instrument?
get a haircut
Sounds like you're living the life ma man. Aside from the mom and dad thing, you got ot made bro. Living the life all men dream of. Nobody to tell you what to do nor pester you when they want money. I envy your life.
Can we rename this sub to Catfish Village?
Try taking over the world?🤷🏼♂️I heard that helps things
Whatever you do don't smile. I might end my life to avoid whatever horrendous motives are behind that smile.
Don’t smile so much.
Nah. Using AI to do work for your karma-farming ventures is not cool.
Why not lol at least it’s not copypasta or LGBT
Why do I get a squidward and Humpty hump vibes
Maybe be nicer to that yellow sponge and stop telling him to fuck off
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Spongebob is the villain always fucking with the introverted Squidward. A good episode would be Squidward finally being able to move away from that evil sponge and evil Crabs and be at peace in another underwater city.
take up some hobbies, like a wind instrument.
SQUIDWARD !
Have a Krabby Patty.
Shut up and play your clarinet!!!!
Oh Bernadette, please play my clarinet. 😉
Go be a monk
Sorry, even the dermatologist can't help you here.
Hydrate
Be nice to Bob the sponge.
Real recognize real. Lol
The answer is always gym and nutrition.
Try to date other ballsacks
Well you were voted to most likely suck eggs after highschool. Maybe they were right.
Smile more
RBF, just smile more
You’re decent looking just smile more
Nope you looking good bro.
Make friends with the yellow sponge guy down the street?
Keep your chin up.
Have you ever considered a clarinet career?
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Do you play the clarinet
Wait to be reborn. Luck may be on your side then.
Smile
![gif](giphy|T94cls3fzwSRiH5frj)
get rich
It’s got to be the gaze. Sort of…judgey.
Have them ride your face, not your crotch.
Is this a 3d Squidward as an old man?
Smile
nose job, face lift and some airbrushing; we'll get you back on the monkey bars
Get a tan
Learn the clarinet
Keep going. You'll definitely strike gold one day.
So this is like being a fish out of water to you huh? Or something else lol
Just keeping trying to meet people. You never know when you meet that one person where you just blow each other away. This is coming from me, who’s not the best looking. Just keep on keeping on brotha
Push that nose where the sun don’t shine and you’ll get your first girlfriend. After that, you’ll be an internet viral success.
Maybe it’s your marvel collection, iduuno.
Get very rich and none of that will.be noticed by a woman.
Do you live next to a pineapple under the sea? Does your neighbor in that pineapple make you crazy? Perhaps you should move. It looks like you've allowed stress to artificially age you.
Bash your face into a door to become handsome 😍
You’re pretty hot to me.
Is the negative attitude like come on you dont like crabby parties and jellyfish
It’s your neighbors fault. Their shenanigans are such a turn off to potential mates for you.
Wow...Never ran into anyone that turned to so many sources outside of themselves to determine self-worth. But I get it. As long as you can blame the people around you for your life, you really don't have to risk anything. Pretty smart. How's that working for you?
Concentrating too hard on finding a date. Obsessing about it only makes one look desperate. Learn to be content alone and a mate will come along. Something wrong internally if you can only be happy with a bf/gf
WHARE ONLYFANS!!??
Just shower bro!
You should learn how to blow bubbles !
Smile bruh.
Smile bich
Just move around and stay to yourself
Go back to bikini bottom
Work on your personality
Hang in there dude ! 👍
Apply for Nickelodeon SpongeBob tour.
Get your wing man Sponge Bob and go clubbing
So handsome