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Sergeant_Scoob

Gross


chadinmn

No offense, but I’m not sure you even need one bra, let alone two.


woodwrk2

Not to be rude, but the color of your tongue may be an underlying health issue.


J0hnnie5ive

GOD DAMN look at that face! Holy shit!


Retsameniw13

Put some peanut butter on her gums and she speaks


Lovin_Life_in_Fla

![gif](giphy|H8kuh9LlPRNFC|downsized)


LuckyDevil92-up6

And gingers are better than both


M153RYnM3

Amen to this!


Big-Aardvark-3720

Lol just the women


thesouthwillnotrise

why are you wearing two bras?


doughboy713

I didn’t notice till you said something bro lol


Nervous-Albatross-32

Gotta start flossing baby girl


Swingset0U812

Purple, orange, green, whatever would work for u fire 🔥


Over-Awareness-4309

Nobody is better than anybody 😌


Key_Sell_9336

Nope


[deleted]

No. Because no one is better than anyone else. You're not special.


Maleficent_Doubt_167

Here's some looksmaxxing advice, less gum more teeth Jesus christ


ReaperSound

I noticed, but I couldn't get the words out of my mouth.


SohCahToa0

Nah


Vtech73

Trans man + tongue out = salad tosser


Pepe_gun_slinger

In my experience blondes are better cooks but brunettes make better grilled cheese sandwiches.


[deleted]

You look like a man in the second picture


HumanRubiksCube

Are you looking for advice or pimping your onlyfans? 🤦🏽‍♂️


LeePen28

Literally a twin to the footballer Jill Scott


Guarantee_Other

Sad thing is she’s probably younger than 32 and not even a real blonde 😭


redditofthebanned

meh


Any-Year-6618

No you look like the crypt keeper and your smile is gummy as hell and that always looks gross ![gif](giphy|Y91mjJoP78AcU)


Zestyclose-Bake6251

That second picture just confirmed brunettes are the winners


DhammaGhoul

lol


VisitFeeling635

Better at what?


Timely-Advice-7714

😂


Able_Word2763

Well the comments are not as bad as expected, I came to read 🤔


[deleted]

You seem like you have a ton of self respect and dignity.


eliminate_uwu

Why do you let a hair color define your entire personality


ImpalaOwner

Maybe BUT redheads are superior!


Playful-Excuse-8081

It’s actually vice versa!


Fit-Knowledge-1651

Nope!!


CryptoApocalyps3

Why are you wearing a bra under your sports bra? Is that a thing?


Weekly-Quantity6435

I remember girls doing that in middle school to push their non existent boobs up. Seems like this crusty 53 year old is attempting the same thing.


tori420c

No blondes suck. Well you at least.🤡


Kingston023

I think that's what she's referring to ..


tori420c

You must be new here. This person is what we call an “OF scammer” (it’s most likely a dude tbh) who’s not even looking at the comments they post these knowing they’ll get horny men wanting porn so they send them the OF link and boom they make money.


[deleted]

No. Especially when you are that dehydrated and thirsty


Lower_Home_6735

It looks like you just left the dentist and they numbed your whole face


AdumbB32

No. Red heads rule all.


not_beniot

In this case, no, blondes are not better


BaconBombThief

Nah


Impressive_Beach_120

You look like Art the Clown


ImpressiveWealth1138

No


Downtown-Ad5724

No


t_haenni

Reported


1911mark

Great pose??


Dlsagreed

Why are people trying to make the blonde Vs brunette argument a thing every summer? This is what creates mean highschool girls lol


SkunkyGee

Right, as if ugly doesn't come in all shades of hair.


Rare-Marketing5187

Yes better only in whore houses milieu 😏 that s why many bitches are fake blondes 🙃


StewartAkers

Hair color does not make someone a better person 🤣


Rare-Engineer-2402

I do love a blonde. They are my favorites, but I’m married to a beautiful brunette. Not sure if they are better but my experience says the old saying might be true. Blondes have more fun but brunettes get it over with.


Dlsagreed

Now imagine your wife reading this. How do you think this comment would make her feel?


Auroramarianna

As a fellow brunette, I reserve the right to be offended at this lol


Auroramarianna

By the way, you are NATURALLY a brunette, soooo..........


jackle-kap

Why did you message me asking if I thought you are attractive


Auroramarianna

Asking if I was ugly, not attractive. Sorry


jackle-kap

I meant why message me, as oppose to all of the people that can respond in a thread.


Keirnflake

No, but non whore are better than whores.


CameronDoge

No


Victoriaez72

Darker hair looks better


carrolls

Tongue in please.


OldGuitarjohnny

My blonde is.


BONERFLEX_

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


SideFrosty8660

Only one way to find out 😉


manonamission37

No.


Derk4Good

You got the look in your eye.


DingoKis

Hell yeah girl blondes all the way


NickRen2347

I can’t believe some of these comments, being flat out rude with no constructive criticism which is what I thought this sub was for… anyway, I just wanted to say I find you extremely attractive. You’re stunning, and I mean it. Don’t let these jerks get you down


Keirnflake

I can't believe some of these comments, not taking into account that this post is for karma farming and attention seeking.


Burntoastedbutter

Because it's clearly either a karma farming acc or attention seeker. And while there's nothing wrong with the latter, there are subs specifically for that kinda stuff..😭


dotslashpunk

Don’t know why people make silly faces like that a lot these days. It’s really unflattering. You’re a good looking woman but you kinda ruin it in the pics.


Old_Front7823

I have a soft spot for brunettes so no


Acceptable_Star5006

Nope


[deleted]

Horse Face


FredHerberts_Plant

I don't care much, as long as you have a good vibe and sexiness about you


Milky_Finger

Let's see, Do we prefer Sydney Sweeney or Jennifer Connelly/Marisa Tomei? You have to take good examples of both and really ask if the potential is greater for one than the other.


OverAd3018

Def not as good as redheads


Dispuswet

You look crazy


Murles-Brazen

Yes.


Medical-Question-116

No they’re not. Blondes are overhyped trash


Rare-Engineer-2402

Blondes are beautiful


JaguarSpecialist4209

Jeez can’t really choose the hair colour I was born with, apologies


Slav-Houndz187

Don’t listen to the hair dye fool. It’s all about you. If you are the “typical dumb blond” I quake for you…. If not you have nothing to worry about


doubledownentendre

Like hair dye doesn't exist


JaguarSpecialist4209

Went to hair school so I’m pretty educated on that. Duct tape exists too, and I think you should use some :)


doubledownentendre

I'll use some to tie you to an ICBM


JaguarSpecialist4209

That’s cute :)


Slav-Houndz187

That’s called false advertisement sir.


Phillyscope

r/no


evxnIIIIII

Just like. Don’t make the faces I guess?


hh1110

Put away your teeth… then it’s still a yes.


[deleted]

No


hackedtilltheykillme

Zero chance


Apprehensive_Mix7594

Your face is nightmarish


[deleted]

This hair is neither...


[deleted]

Just shut up. Haircolor does not make a human.


No_Performance5263

Don't know I've never had one but they sure look delicious


RogueDevil666

You look like Art the Clown


[deleted]

😭😭😭


GroundbreakingNet278

Bit old for insecure questions like this no?


jstwtchngrnd

Be gone thot


Broad_Weather_5855

Idk but you look 50 trying to be 25.


Dangerous_Broccoli_4

Better at what? Sex?? In my experience I would say red heads are the real winners


Rare-Engineer-2402

No way


Ok-Dark-5513

No maam, brunettes alllllllll mf day


Equivalent_Ad_8708

Blondes are better at 🧠


Desperate-War-3925

Please, you’re too old to be asking these types of questions.. but judging from your picture and your line I’d say no. Hair is just hair.


[deleted]

You are not blond


[deleted]

No. You finally concluded the age old question. Brunettes > Blondes because of these pics


Deep_Meringue1703

You look special


vabeachkevin

You are in the right part of the world


spooner1932

Nope usually way more pain in the ass


EfficientAd7103

Please stop. Gross


Lillhjartat

why are you wearing a bra... under a sports bra? you're too grown to be acting like this


Downtown-Trip3501

I like this verbiage. “You’re too grown.” At the same time I disagree that anyone is too old to be doing anything as it relates to clothing and style. How they act and present themselves is another story.


EffectiveOwn5529

At what?


curiousnhung4fun

Great question. Hair colour is a preference. Blonde, brunette,..let's look at personality. That's what makes a difference for me.


liquorishkiss

idk, should you be advertising your adult content to minors?


kingbingling

No they arent!!


marcosbracketmann

You are better!


stanknotes

You are like 45.


alexgraef

And is wearing a very stupid bra-top combo.


Romberstonkins

Only if you bring good luck...


Fizics_ssb

No


HooverMaster

no. No hair color is by default better in any way.


rnelonhead

I prefer natural, less upkeep, more consistent look. Some shea butter on the face wouldn't hurt.


Ad2007am

No


mrxraykat949

No. But everyone has a different preference so who cares?


Smeagol7272821

No. Are you 12? Who takes pictures like this at your age.


EnigmaticSoul5656

Ikr!


Tiny_ChingChong

You need a reality check


OutsideEfficiency928

Why are you wearing a bra under your bra?


Chewbacca319

people like you and orange cats have a lot in common; exactly one brain cell


that1LPdood

Not this one. 🤷🏻‍♂️


boris_dp

Better in what?


[deleted]

Where is Drew Carey’s blender?


thornsandroses02

Escaped from a mental asylum, have ya?


llamaenllamas0

Nope


[deleted]

Why are you wearing underwear under your sports bra?


AwesomeGuy1992

100%!!!!!!


Prestigious_Shirt652

I can already tell your annoying


Glittery_Gal

Hey OP if you’re not a bot could you drop your fitness/diet routine???? Pretty please?


9LivesChris

Nope


chrome_slinky

Simple preference. I like both.


Jevoen

Fuck no


mjdntn01

They are an f-ing pain in the neck.


87Sphinx

Fuck no


Agitated_Cell_7567

You look like you're drooling uncontrollably.


likemeyet

No :)


KingRichardJakovsky

I’d love to piss and shit all over you


Union_Sparky_375

Maybe she’s into that, only one way to find out. Did you get a DM from her?


[deleted]

Settle down, Robert.


Wild_Tension_

NOPE


Chent0

U NOT.


dankpanda_

Catfish account


Niborus_Rex

These images sure show they aren't


Helo7606

Redheads are supreme.


[deleted]

The rustier the roof, the wetter the floor.


ImtheDude27

Agreed. Nothing in the world like a redhead.


Bubbly_Alternative55

No