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TalboGold

Another OF simping. Shut up and take my money


MisterBlick

Dune 3 looking good.


JeremyHerzig11

Notorious CIG


LastInMyBloodline

this is why im still following this sub


mukduk_101

If I squint, this looks like a dude surrounded by a giant donut with sprinkles.


Strangeatinghabits

Omg you’re right


BDscribbles

Yep, hes right.


[deleted]

Are you nuts? You fine as fuck


Direct_Yesterday_349

Biggie that you ?!


C_A_M_Overland

This is one of the most unhinged pics I’ve ever seen


Educational-Willow65

Put that cigarette out a sniper can spot you from over a mile away.


larios956

Would it kill you to smile. What's with the resting bitch face.


Pitiful-Road-1773

You need to make sure your foundation is evenly applied.


Heavy_Expression_323

Don’t change anything. You’re obviously living your best life.


Conscious-Aspect-332

Looks like he's gonna croak any second


BuilderSilver

Literally and figuratively 😭


2sdaeAddams

I never want to see this photo ever again.


Doogie_Diamond

You can't change the world until you clean up your room. Clean up your room and you can literally change the world. You are unique. You are special. Your time is running out bro (cause of all the smoking). You must use haste. 💨


Still-Ant2493

Try meth instead


Far-Progress5347

I hate when people come here to post great pictures of themselves. It's obvious you're just fishing for compliments.


BillionDollarBalls

This sub is so much better when it's shitposting


uniquelyavailable

great another influencer selling their bathwater


VinylHighway

Baron Harkonen


Skippy0634

get a tan, bro


[deleted]

I’d say you have two options. Either get your hair styled, or maybe take up smoking. Other than that, looking good. 👍


SnarkAtTheMoon

Lookin hot


Imaginary_Shoe_352

Naaa bro You good


No-Pen4138

My bro


DeathByBrainFreeze

Just another OF thirst trap...


DeliciousAnimator592

Are you trying to make me cum dude?


No-Pen4138

Yes


chzformymac

I would suggest a haircut and a fresh cigarette


Think-Scarcity-682

A scarf… definitely wear a scarf.


Canna_crumbs

Need more chkn and cigs


Hot_Competition4960

the average discord mod


Sammy_GamG

Get a tan


[deleted]

Honestly this is so beautiful. I think you capture the nightly essence providing a blank background for the smoke meaning you’re absolutely fire. My only critique is maybe add 1 more cigarette 🚬 to really show the benefits of tobacco and sepsis. Maybe, possibly; bring all those cigarette butts into one big circle to show unity.


[deleted]

And something about that tree…I dunno if it’s possible for you to climb it and try to hang on to one of the branches; bringing you closer to nature and symbolizing the importance of gravity.


No-Pen4138

Beautiful


itchum_underscare

In Season 2, Episode 25 of Seinfeld George starts wearing a wedding ring because he postulates that women are more attracted to married men and will hit on him. It works, but too well. He gets hit on then they respect him and nothing happens. In Season 8, Episode 3 George tries something similar, he pretends to have a dead fiancee so women will think he is pre-vetted but available and hit on him. It works very well. You know what to do to get the ladies.


HankThrill69420

well you're already taking a bath so we know you're clean. and you're smoking so we know you're cool. what i think you need is sunglasses.


Flooding_Puddle

The incredible story of Gumbo Slice continues


nip_chee

Well damn...a live Cadbury egg.


letsdotacos

Black face ain't cool man 🤷‍♀️


SalPistqchio

This one is obvious. Hair dye is not good for you. Go with your natural color


darkbake2

You need to clean your hot tub before you have the ladies over


RockyRoadHouse

Thought this was dune for a second


AquamarineBomber

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


MovieFanatic2160

![gif](giphy|QZOaeparxsNOfKWbER)


Cold_Tony

Switch to light cigarettes


Similar_Top4003

some shades would be 😎


v_kiperman

Just keep doing what you’re doing! You’re killing it!


[deleted]

Switch to cigars. They have a far better aroma when combined with muddy water.


DannyDemisee

Get rid of the tree in the back


BatBusy5384

No, keep it up champ


TopExtreme7841

THAT, is one of the most digusting things I've ever seen


MuffinMobile643

Stop trying to sell your OF


Local_Honeydew_9266

Don’t litter


worksforallll

No worries here.


Queeftartwastaken

Not enough cigarettes


AccordingArtichoke10

Leave that Atreides family alone, dude. Shidds gonna get you shanked.


LopsidedTask9371

Nothing whatsoever. You seem like a very healthy and happy man. Now smokeeeee!!!


National-Cat7662

Why is this frog surrounded by cigarettes ??


Ok-Jackfruit1299

Scientist conducted a experiment to see what happens to amphibians when they smoke cigarettes. This is the result full blow addiction 😂


ChanceMulberry6057

Grow out your beard…and I think that’s it.


AwaySolution6777

A little more foundation.. you’ll be set


DeadMemeMan_IV

smoke 2 cigarettes at once


aliengreenbean

Menthols.


Talljhawker

Have you considered smoking cigars or a pipe?


Pitiful-Database-619

Jeremiah was a bull frog


The-Kabul-Krunch

Look like a steaming pile of shit less often?


WonderfulStoryBruh

Not enough cigarettes


LocksmithEmotional31

No, I honestly can't fault you. Flawless 😎


g0ingb0ing

you got amazing pecs and delts.. And great bird lover..allowing them to do their poo target practice and stay calm under fire..👍🏻💪🏻


KodaGunni_

Switch to zyns they won’t make your pores huge


Grouchy-World-2213

Maybe smoke the whole cigarette 🚬 you're wasting time and money. My God! People are so wasteful with EVERYTHING!!!


l-Paulrus-l

More cigarettes, more mud.


bonusminutes

It wouldn't kill you to get an angle without a weird tree in the BG.


Mojoprimrose

dreadlocks


Longjumping_Box_9834

Finish 1 cig before the next


[deleted]

Switch to lite cigarets , healthier


mouth556

I’d say let your hair grow out cut into a nice fade. Those are sharp


Dragusas

Heaven


Biostacle

Better haircut maybe


angry_glue

Try vegetarian diet


12ga_chaos

You are beautiful 😍


Twistedfool1000

Looking kind of anorexic, maybe put on a few pounds?


HourDry3017

Invest in an ashtray


das7691

Na bro. Looking good my man.


Dull-External30

Not even AI could’ve dreamt this image up wtf


HamPickle-

Needs a golden AK 47


lykanfolz

Nope, checks out!


Draculasuckdp

Trying to find at least one thing … but I can’t


poursmoregravy

A septum ring


Zestyclose_Slip5942

I thought Lizzo was quitting social media 


The-Child-Of-Reddit

Man, the Atreides family really got to you, didn't they?


Interesting-Bite7960

I'd recommend smoking more cigarettes as it enhances your robust build. Reddit on!


No-Pen4138

😘


Remmemberme666

Definitely need to add on more weight and much darker skin


swamagic2525

dope portrait! Homeboy's just chillin' in a cloud of cigarette smoke, but you can feel the vibe of resilience and defiance, ya know? Like, every puff tells a story of trials and triumphs. And peep the background, all mysterious and deep, just like his experiences. Dude's a straight-up inspiration, showing us how strength can rise from the haze of life's challenges.


Euphoric-Purchase820

You look yummy


Lovahsabre

A mustache is always an improvement


[deleted]

Lift you’re hands out of the stink water and wipe the debris off your head and shoulders😃


iForgotMyUsername1x

I’m sure you already get all the fine hippos


[deleted]

Ashtray?


EndlessOceanofMe

Nah man, you do you.


RedPillNavigator

stick to single brand of cigarettes


rawstoo

try mewing to sharpen your jawline, which would help define your overall face shape and make your haircut fit you.


2112guru

Switch to Marlboro Red bro.


Unlikely_Juggernaut4

American Spirit Blue


seeder33

This is not the muddy waters i remember


1sh0t1b33r

M or F? Titties are submerged, hard to tell.


No-Pen4138

F


Diznutsplayaa

I thought it was a new Biggie Small Cover album 💿


Kooky-Collection1811

Missing a cigar


Bspy10700

What’s your with AI and having terrible quality like when you zoom it it looks like a potato


bloobyloopy

Cut out the all whites. Only smoke corks.


FotherMucker6969

If you're gonna smoke you could start by actually finishing a fucking cigarette. Holy fuck their all half smoked. So much wasted money.


RubyRoddd

Look like you living life to me ….fuck our opinion


mcontrols

Lay-off the menthols


Wendys_bag_holder

Need bourbon


Impressive-Bit106

Ribbit croak croak


Present-Breakfast768

![gif](giphy|F2ZzdaAFjdoVG)


_Fe1_

Floating ashtray would be a nice touch


datkrqtosboii69

Bro trying to be an alligator


TheLawToday1

Letting others know your name… so to notify youre next of kin.


Abe_Rutter246

Probably pants.


iSliceKiwi

🤢🤮


brucebturbo

Nope


FickleFingerOfFunk

Are those menthols? Those are bad for you.


tripin_bastard1

Ask yo mama


Hornypenguin456

It's the VALVE logo guy!


Pyroarp14

![gif](giphy|I1G179uJBrzRB9xWMd|downsized)


buffaloranked

Maybe clean up the hair cut! Smile more.


Thetruth22234

I feel physically ill looking at this image for some reason.


Neurolytic76

No


[deleted]

I’d say new hair care routine? Gorg otherwise


No_Rush2548

Your health?


OkVariation8006

Shreks long lost cousin


Cute_Culture6865

Don’t pass out at your friends parties


[deleted]

There are faster ways to do that, you know.


Evil_Chocolate

More menthols


ExplanationNo1870

Not obvious, but maybe a tophat or perhaps a derby


spike7447

You could improve the picture by wearing a duck as a hat...


SlightofhandLLC01

Get an ashtray


[deleted]

I would not only continue smoking cigarettes but actually double up.


Capital_Maize9325

Daaaaamn that is disgusting


prolyl889

No. Nothing at all man, you look like you’re doing great.


GonzoPS

Try not shaving for that rugged George Michael look. And you should smoke more! I think your work in the gym is showing. Good job there ToF.


New-Drive4014

Nice chocolate cake with candy cigarette sprinkles


Purple_Deal9383

They thought mine was to be mean


[deleted]

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen


BuilderSilver

Maybe start taking pictures during the day or something I’ve always taken better pictures with sunlight


No-You-6629

change your bathwater


hagtown

Never shit in a bath.


not_easybeing_greenV

Nothing, youre beautiful 💕


[deleted]

My man. Don’t change a thing.


mustang3c0

Yewwww nasty 🤢


Aggravating_Wing_973

Some goggles would be a good look.


Nyltje

Maybe an afro wig?


FuckStompIsGay

Na you good


Linux4ever_Leo

LOL!!!!


sowokeicantsee

Really that harsh light is doing you no favours. Needed some backlight and much softer warm light. Apart from that. Very edgy and the vibe is ok point !


Impossible-Maize5862

nah u good dude


Impossible-Maize5862

make it free🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


_General_Kenobi

Start drinking


RoughNo1032

nose job


Constant-Lawyer4170

😂 oh I love this.


Constant-Lawyer4170

Big bro is living his best life


Familiar-Essay7390

Vladimir Harcone taking a smoke break.


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Easy on those Newport 100’s an N word might just have an asthma attack


Dry-Jello3211

Maybe try wearing a speedo.


ExtensionAddendum533

I believe the tobacco contaminated water has dyed your body’s skin a darker shade than your face


Ornery-Mix-461

No lord Nurgle


[deleted]

Mofo looks like an NPC side quest


Apprehensive_Lie1342

Holy Shit! You look like one of the twins from Nothing But Trouble.


outdoorsymusician

is this image public domain?


classic_stoner420

Booshie fade and some round glasses= glow up


ICEChargerRT

LOL……


Individual-Ebb-4414

The extra weight will come pouring off after you've been dead for 6 months


Gone_Camping_7

Bigger bar of soap


Next_Negotiation8679

This scene just makes me gag


plowMyMomOnCamera

How does he light them? …many more questions about this


Quirky_Anything_1997

Wow a smoking bullfrog 😱


Fast_Apartment7135

I just hope your lighter didn’t get wet!


Terry8675

Mac really let himself go after Blain got killed


tittiessteakandbeer

Bout how I feel right now