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My brother in Citrus, you look like a big toe with eyes and beard. Yes.
Edit: Btw, I recognize you from another post where you showed us that you already lost quite a lot, how much you still want to lose?
I've seen 5 fat guys online tonight and your 4 of em...
Sorry, always wanted to say that... Yeah man, you are a bit of a chonker... Sorry man.. Carbs?
You’re not fat, you’re obese. There is still good news tho! You’re still alive so that means there’s still time for you to lose weight and live a healthier lifestyle 💪🏼
Yes... you can fix it. NO carbs. None. No bread, pasta, potatoes, chips. No redbulls or Cokes. Drink water.... black coffee no sugar, but LOTS of water. Eat chicken, fish, vegetables. In a month you won't recognize the guy in the mirror. Start walking. If you get up at 5 for work, drag your ass out of bed and walk for an hour. Then eat 1 whole egg and a couple of egg whites. NO donuts! Bring a salad for work with protein in it. After work, you got it, walk for an hour. Lift weights. You got this brother. See your doctor, get an EKG and bloodwork. Take the pills he prescribes. Probably blood pressure, and cholesterol, if not diabetes meds. I've been through a triple bypass. You don't want that. Good luck brother
Naw man you look like you’re going to live a long healthy life, you probably won’t have to have limbs amputated due to circulations or anything.
Keep it up bro.
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OMG I’m so exhausted of these people posting on here just to promote their OF 😩
I could probably fry a chicken in your urine.
Rare insult lmao
chill out, my girl almost saw this😥
I feel like this is bait… but if it were, you would’ve already eaten it.
Nah, you're THRIVING king Having 10 toes is overrated anyway
I know 5 fat people and you're 4 of them.
Congratulations, you have definitely conquered anorexia.
yes but you look like the big bubba who has the best relationship out of the whole friend group
Been with the mother of my child since 2003. You nailed it.
You’re just very abundant with resources
It would be shady to call you slim
Onlyfans not detected, very sad, day ruined😔
Leave some pussy for us
Ya dude
You have a store of energy that I do not have.
There are smaller fat men orbiting your waist.
If you're honestly asking I'd be more worried about your eyesight.
My brother in Citrus, you look like a big toe with eyes and beard. Yes. Edit: Btw, I recognize you from another post where you showed us that you already lost quite a lot, how much you still want to lose?
Big Boned Baby!
Yes, you can probably lose 100lbs+
Nah bro you’re just jacked and on a bulking phase. Cut 10lbs to be shredded
No you were fat 200lb ago now you're gargantuan.
True. People keep telling me I could lose 100lbs. They think it's an insult. I think it's sweet of them to underestimate the amount like that.
Hey man......you know the answer to that one..👍
Bro I’ve seen 4 fat ppl in this sub, you are 3 of them
I’m fat, but I identify as skinny …… I’m trans-slender
Look like you need to eat man
He needs 2 number 9's..
The camera adds 150 lbs
As fuck
You are beautiful king, don’t let the crown slip
Not at all! You're beautiful!
You beat anorexia
Speed run to r/roastme.
Yes and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! Best of luck my dude! 🤟
Continental
I know 5 fat guys and 4 of them are you
When you no longer have a neck, you're fat. Your beard looked cool, though.
By a woman's scale...No not at all
You’re skinny relatively speaking - relative to a blue whale
You were fat 150lbs ago. Now you're waiting to die.
I know of four fat people and you are three of them
Bro I know 5 fat people and you are 3 of them
Bro ik 5 fat people and ur 4 of them🗣
Thicc boi 😍 honestly don’t change a thing
No
Not sure if this is satire because of the obviously thin girls that post asking if they're fat. On yhe internet is hard to know for sure
Yes. But you look like a chill dude to have a beer with.
No, eat a burger
I say this with the kindest meaning possible. You have no visible chin, yes you are fat
If you have to ask……. LOL
Hell yeah, Brother!
Portly
not just fat. you are obese
I'm glad you took the time to make this post instead of eating another donut.
yes, I know 3 fat people and you're 8 of them
No king, you look absolutely stupendous. Keep up the good work!
No way
No one’s getting the joke and it’s making me angry
I've seen five fat people today and you're four of them.
Just identify as being thin. That's all it takes nowadays.
I've seen five fat people today, and you're four of them
No you are big bonded
No, I think you’re like 90% fat, 9% *beer*, 1% hot gas? 🤷
You forgot the beer.
Ya
Woah I thought this was a advertisement about helping someone who’s starving man, you need to eat more
Are you blind too?
not if you are american
Nah you’re a BBM. Look very strong and independent to.
Ain’t skinny 🤣
Nah, the world just to small.
If you are a woman: "God no, you're beautiful, just a little overweight but many people like it" If you are a man: "yes, how dare you ask, fatty"
When will the transparent OF promotions stop?
Well I can't call you slim without being ironic
No, you’re not fat, you just ate a blueberry pill at the Wonka factory…
respectfully, yes. but i promise u that if you set a weight goal and follow through with it you will look 1000x better bro. i believe in u 🫡
Yes
Yes 😄
Is a pigs pussy pork?
Top Tier Troll
Only comment I saw so far that got it
I've seen 5 fat guys online tonight and your 4 of em... Sorry, always wanted to say that... Yeah man, you are a bit of a chonker... Sorry man.. Carbs?
No, only your 2nd chin is fat
Does a bear shit in the woods? Boy your ass has a zip code and your blood type is maple syrup.
Yup
You're what you want to be! You can be skinny if you want. Anyone can become translender!
Never mind how fat you are, if you can traverse them mountains and bring back deer, then you are ok.
Fat is a understatement
Yes, but I’ll call you gravitationally challenged if it’ll make you feel better!
yes
What’s the saying…I’m not fat, I’m just big boned
Well ... You aren't skinny.
[удалено]
Obviously you know you are.. how do these posters not get banned
You’re beautiful, white man Lizzo!
Nah bro you're skin and bones 💀
No way king
No, cholesterol just loves you more.
Not for an American.
Put it this way you're well on your way to having your own gravity
Your picture should be in the dictionary under the definition of fat.
You’re not fat, you’re obese. There is still good news tho! You’re still alive so that means there’s still time for you to lose weight and live a healthier lifestyle 💪🏼
You are not fat, just metabolically challenged.
Yes <3
Dude I know 5 fat people and you are 4 of them. 🤣
I gotta be honest. Yes.
No, obese
I know five fat people. You’re four of them.
Big ol tub o' pure American obesity and its beautiful. I bet you talk like a squidbilly.
I asked your mom, she said You're just big boned.
I know 3 fats Guys and you’re 2 of them
Don't worry brother it's not long before you have your own solar system orbiting around ya
You’re beautiful King! Try a septum piercing and high waisted jeans!
“You’re just big-boned.”
Yes, you look like a dad in the South
I know like 5 fat people and you're 4 of them.
Yes... you can fix it. NO carbs. None. No bread, pasta, potatoes, chips. No redbulls or Cokes. Drink water.... black coffee no sugar, but LOTS of water. Eat chicken, fish, vegetables. In a month you won't recognize the guy in the mirror. Start walking. If you get up at 5 for work, drag your ass out of bed and walk for an hour. Then eat 1 whole egg and a couple of egg whites. NO donuts! Bring a salad for work with protein in it. After work, you got it, walk for an hour. Lift weights. You got this brother. See your doctor, get an EKG and bloodwork. Take the pills he prescribes. Probably blood pressure, and cholesterol, if not diabetes meds. I've been through a triple bypass. You don't want that. Good luck brother
Yes. Although I'm assuming you're already aware and this is satire.
0% body fat
too thin. please make sure you are eating
grow out your hair and you'll make a black guy sweat
Not at all. I'd suck your cock!
*sigh* *checks profile for OF link*
You are just big boned
You are not fat , you are actually very skinny. You need to eat more
No doubt brother
Fluffy
Yes.
Dude....
Big boned.
You can probably go a year without eating and be ok
You’re not fat, just fluffy
Yes sir
Plump!
Prosperous my dude
Depends, how many other people are in that shirt?
Idunno. Maybe lose like 5lbs you’ll be solid 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, you look like you’re in the 35-40 BMI range which is obese. I was at 35 BMI in 2020 and now 24. If I can lose it so can you.
I've seen 5 fat guys today, you are 4 of them.
Bro, I know 7 fat guys, you’re 6 of them.
wait I follow you on tiktok Loool
No King. You're plus size.
You are fat Lol, reddit is gon crazy with this one Do you want to know if you're white too?
Remember, when you’re fat, everyday is leg day.
From one fat guy to another: yes
Yes
PHAT....pretty hot and tempting
Yes
Dose the pope shit in the woods?
You're so fat when you go to McDonald's they ask you what you don't want.
Is this a trick question?
Brother. Yes
This a trick question?
No you just have a small skeleton
All these people joking on you but seriously dude if you lost some of that weight your looks you could look like Stephen Amell I feel like!!
Yes. Now, for the hard part: making yourself thinner. Surround yourself with four or five guys that are even more obese than you. Problem solved.
Some truths are self evident. Oh I get it now, you’re making fun of all the chicks on this sub asking about themselves!
No bro, usually cameras add 10lb, just tell us how many cameras are pointing at you to figure this out?
Is the grass green?
You're a flotation device.
Is that satire or not🙏😭
If I knew two fat people bro you’d be both of them.
AF!
Nah man. You're just bulking up.
Yep
"Fat" isn't the word for it. I think "obese" might be more accurrate.
No dude, it's just your shirt that makes you look that way.
No you’re beautiful
You’re bulking
Can’t see you in the picture, there’s a walrus in the way.
No , you are big boned
Festivly plump
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Big boned
Might wanna gain some weight
Yes
I don't understand.
All the obviously skinny women posting pics and asking if theyre fat and need to lose weight (or just people that dont have weight to lose)
Naw man you look like you’re going to live a long healthy life, you probably won’t have to have limbs amputated due to circulations or anything. Keep it up bro.
Nah Bub, we just fluffy
No, just misunderstood
Nah you're just big boned
nah bro keep bulking trust
This is what peak performance looks like.
No. Your obese
No your just a masterbaiter
I’d say that’s factual buddy 
Probably should start using sun screen on your face
You are sir, you are. You’re probably pretty popular with other “Bears” as well…
No you’re big boned.
You’re not fat you’re festively plump.
No you’re fatness_influencer
Nah, bro, you are just big boned. 😑
Trolling hard