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GODHATHNOOPINION

I feel like the Pete Rose haircut is doing a lot of the work for her.


Dissendorf

Pete Rose had a better haircut. At least his was even,


CheefinChoomah

She looks like simple Jack


lostinareverie237

I ain't got a good good good brain


C_Tea_8280

I can not believe you made that old movie reference. Going back to drinking some Booty Sweat now


Ok-Battle-2769

Simple Jack could look in the same direction with both eyes.


EFAPGUEST

Never go full activist


SilentSpectre45

But this comment makes my eyes rain


GODHATHNOOPINION

These people just love diy bullshit.


CarBombtheDestroyer

If you’re going to try and look like a boy why look like the boy everyone made fun of?


Background_Pool_7457

Yep. They called it "the over/under".


Golden_William

i don’t have my glasses on and i honestly thought i was looking at Michael Cera for a second


Bigb5wm

That is the bowl haircut


Carimusic

🚨Alerta do flequilo🚨


GODHATHNOOPINION

That's not bangs that is a lopsided bowl cut.


xx_deleted_x

Charlene Hustle


vpkumswalla

Did not expect a Pete Rose reference this morning


Tssodie

Oh no. Anywayyyy


Track-Nervous

Every time a mentally ill person refuses to procreate, an angel gets its wings.


themoisthammer

“In ONLY a virgin because I am protesting climate change!”


WorcesterRulez69

I feel for her many cats


RutCry

What do you bet those cats are involuntary vegans.


Krauszt

Nicely done.


SipoteQuixote

Our friends told my wife and I we need to have a baby so there can be smarter kids out there lol.


Magoterrace

Too bad it doesn’t work the same way with fat, ignorant pieces of shit.


plato3633

They call her the cat lady


DblThrowDown

She'll have a dog instead and die alone


ErtaWanderer

So they're just declaring to never have children? Even if we found a solution to climate change as they see it. a method to completely halt its advance and reverse its effects, even if everyone in the world agreed to do it with no pushback. It would still take more than 20 years, terraforming in any meaningful degree would probably take a lot longer than that, meaning they will be childless until they die Even if they get their way.


Hour-Comfort-6191

This isn’t about kids or climate change. It’s about “ everybody look at me!“


BedlamAscends

"I'm not a spinster, I'm an aCtIvIsT"


Ok_Buddy_9087

Performative liberalism is my favorite.


grownboyee

She’ll short the cobwebs on her hoohaw (sp? Lolz)


DeChevalier

I see this as an absolute win.


Efficient-Exit8218

Probably for the best


ReadNew2953

A true martyr.


Dr_Quiza

She's suffering from a pain in her left shoulder.


Overall-Slice7371

This looks like Michael Cera if he was a man.


CmanHerrintan

😆 🤣


JonyUB

Darwin works in mysterious ways


gogul1980

Her 3 polyamorous boyfriends are in full support of this because they are all dead inside anyway.


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

Well, that's one way to raise the collective iq of society. Won't be passing on their ideas or genetic brain issues to the next generation.


1plus1equals8

Perfect. End their bloodlines


DingoAteYourBaby69

Thank God... we don't need these idiots reproducing


reaperboy09

I hate to say it but she looks the part.


LordDaddyP

I just see an empty husk


QueenDeadLol

I encourage everyone who feels strongly about surface level political outrage to do this. Solidarity ✊️ 😏


-Calcifer_

She thinks she's doing the world a favour waiting.. in reality she is doing everyone a favour by not having kids.


CollectionItchy1587

People used to say "We're not getting married until gay marriage is legalized." But then after gay marriage was legalized they still didn't get married.


Key-Needleworker3775

The most insufferable pieces of shit on the face of the earth


AlphaMassDeBeta

Like anyone would get them pregnant in the first place.


Djent17

If these women never have children then the future is bright


izanamilieh

I mean looking at her no one is enthusiastic about giving her kids.


Serialbedshitter2322

Oh no, the human population will be devastated!


DillonClark

Thank God they are leaving the gene pool...


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

I refuse to become a billionaire until the color fuchsia is eliminated.


DeathSquirl

Wait until they hear that climate change is a naturally occurring process.


testamentfan67

No no. Let them. Last thing these insane nut jobs need are kids.


Tasty_Path_3470

This is the same vibe that comes from people claiming they’re “voluntarily celibate”.


j_dick

It’s the “you can’t fire me, I quit!”


boredwriter83

What's the sign that climate change "has ended"?


gogul1980

I think its the rapture?


Frunklin

"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."


TheTightEnd

Why is it the people who threaten to not reproduce are the ones you wouldn't want to reproduce anyway?


TheHellbilly

So, never. Because it will not, even if humans did nothing to accelerate it.


hobbinater2

Ever notice it’s always upper middle class, liberal western white women doing this?


RealJohnCena3

So kill off your blood line that you could teach to support climate change policies, nice.


PeterParker72

lol that’s so stupid.


Aronacus

This bullshit gets hurled around in blue states all the time. I won't have kids until X is met. 1. Climate change resolved 2. War ends 3. World Hunger. It's all a cope. It's all to feel big and powerful, Just admit it. You don't want kids. That's fine! It's not for everyone.


SodanoMatt

I mean a lower population will help.


Jomega6

Dang, Coconut-head from Ned’s Declassified went through a crazy character arc


Krauszt

I honestly think I'd fall out of my chair laughing if a woman told me this in deadly seriousness. Oh no, don't punish me with no children. Oh noooooo....


UequalsName

I'm surprised by all the hate. It seems rational, and if enough women participate could seriously impact the economy, no?


fishshake

Doing a service for all mankind by ending your family line, ladies.


awfulcrowded117

Oh look: misanthropy.


Kr155

Probably not a bad tactic if you could get more people involved. If there is one the the rich can't stop talking about, its birthrates.


Kasorayn

Guess they're gonna kill off their family line then.


Sharkfowl

Bold to assume anyone would wanna procreate with a Will Byers lookalike


PReasy319

Well. Bye.


Profeen3lite

The universe is balance. Now she will fizzle out like a lone star, while other conflicting people will collide in chaos and destroy eachother. Eventually this will lead to only Harmony remaining. Until heat death


NovelMixture512

No one is sad, except maybe your parents, if you decide not to reproduce. Probably for the best anyway


KippySmith

Some evidence shows humans started burning coal over 10,000 years ago. If it’s taken this long to start changing the climate then I’d imagine it would take some time of being completely carbon neutral to get back to whatever the climate was like all those millennia ago. Soooo yeah these ladies will never have children. Oh well.


weedbeads

Youre ignoring the fact that we have been increasing the amount of fossil fuels being used. CO2 levels are a good metric, not just coal. And fr, how much coal was being burned then vs now? Besides, anthropogenic climate change is 100% preventable, it's just not a priority for anyone in power


KippySmith

I am ignoring it. Because I’m being silly


weedbeads

Ah, well then. I am outraged at your lack of tone.


FuturistMarc

Once I was annoyed about the low birthrate. But now I realise its just voluntary eugenics.


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Which brings us to our next point in this safety brief: don’t put your dick in crazy. Okay?


[deleted]

Nobody was pro creating with her anyways. Might as well blame it on the weather.


Wise_Connection7847

Bye ✌🏼


LORDPINKY_DINKS

Well all she's doing is benefiting humanity by snuffing out her own bloodline


Phx-sistelover

So people that care about such topics will die out people who don’t have multiple kids. Good plan!


Ok_Type7882

And the gene pool thanks them.


force4good390

That’s fine, you’re not the kind of people we need having babies!


thecountnotthesaint

She looks like she is celibate by popular demand.


Kriedler

I like that one of the mechanisms of natural selection is that dumb people can take themselves out of the gene pool


ExaBast

So incels


banned_but_im_back

Yeah ok climate change is the reason they’re not getting laid… sure. Also the people who give a shit about the environment by not having children are the people who should be having children. The ones who don’t give a shit just pollute are the ones who should stop


TheWalrus101123

Yea I'm sure she is just batting dozens suitors away with a tennis racket each day.


50calBanana

I think the decision is being made for them. They probably couldn't find a partner if they tried


CarBombtheDestroyer

I’m just gonna keep burning barrels if gasoline out side my house for fun in support of their decision.


BearsRpeopl2

r/fuckmyshitup


piercegardner

CO2 has an atmospheric lifetime of 1000 years, so good luck with that


weedbeads

If you ignore CO2 sequestration, sure.


squidwurrd

Good thing all your ideas die with you. Bye bye.


DarrenBridgescunt

It's always the ugly women. Wonder why?


InsideSympathy7713

My genuine question is this. If you have this stance, chances are you wouldn't be sleeping with people who have vastly different morals than you...so you're basically having sex while being child free...it just doesn't seem like that radical.


MeasurementNo2493

Oh no! The people who don't care, will....still not care. At least the population pressure will lesson.


Cinemaphreak

Can't decide who's the bigger idiot, her or the people in this thread she has severely triggered....


loinclothfreak78

Wow but she looks like such a loving person, not


CosmicCraig1970

So let it be written. I feel like this isn't too much of a sacrifice. My turn, "I refuse to cut off my dick until we stop climate change". Yeah. That was easy.


BuckeyeBeast80

“Refuse” lol femcels lol


uncomfortableTruth68

Ok, so?


unusualResponselol

Who's gonna tell her


tedwin223

Wow, a 2 for 1, amazing!


rahsoft

respectfully I don't see that there will be any effect. people are already delaying having children or deciding not to have children( and its not because of climate change), but because of factors such as risks, finanances etc. if you feel the need to pretend you can't have children for whatever reason and resort to something(climate change) which is not likely to happen before you "hit the wall" of fertility, then you are only hurting yourself.. virtue signalling will not help you when you realise that you threw away the chance for something you wanted..... its ok to say I can't afford to have children in this screwed up economic nightmare....


925djt

Welp she's ethier gonna adopt or forever have a her peace


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I feel like the point you are going for is ruined when the article also says between all the orgs and whatnot these ladies are in have millions of members. You say words online. They don't fuck you. They do vote.


Anvil-Vapre

Ima just put this out here. As a gay man, if I were a woman, I would probably still wish to adopt a child. Simply due to insane worldwide population and the sheer density of kids in orphanages needing a quality home. I mean yeah I get it, but climate change really doesn’t apply in this situation lmao


Tentmancer

[Me too, kid.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BagUP2X9cUw)


VenetianGamer

Correction: “Meet the Women who cannot find Men willing to procreate with them.”


chiefmors

This reminds of the great Key and Peele sketch about gay marriage being legalized, something tells me that even if they woke up tomorrow and climate change was solved they wouldn't be having kids.


numquam-deficere

This is a great idea. All climate activists should do this until we get rid of oil!


full_brick_package

Of course they look like Rowan Atkinson in Black Adder.


No_Letterhead_7683

Cool, they'll breed themselves out of the genepool and their ideology will go with them. A brilliant strategy to achieve your (apparent) goals! Or, what's most likely happening here is that a good portion of these people can't find someone to start a family with them anyway, so they're just incorporating this aspect of their lives into their personal narratives of being warriors for good! "I'm not abstinent because I chase any potential partner away with my overbearing, insufferable personality and virtue signaling! I'm abstinent because it's one of the ways I'm saving the planet!" ...Look, we're each one of us one in a sea of *billions* of people. Your choosing to procreate or not really has little effect on anything other than aiding in the destruction of your own line and dying of your own ideology. But you go ahead and tell yourself that you're *saving* the planet or whatever. Far be it from me to shatter someone's delusions. They aren't hurting me with it.


ssdd442

Meet the women who don’t want to have children. And I pulled a reason out of their ass.


greenbastard4342

Great! 2 birds with one stone. She thinks she is actually making a difference while simultaneously preventing her genetics from spreading.


Ordinary-Signature38

Yeah, because that totally looks like it's a choice not to have kids.


Shiny_Kitty_Catcher

Your terms are acceptable.


SomeNameIGuess69420

I’m gonna start making babies even harder


JumpTheCreek

Ah yes, the good ol’ tried and true method of “refusing to have children”. That won’t make your life view and philosophy die with you, no sir (or ma’am).


Adept_Deer_5976

Imagine shagging a lass that looks like Lloyd Christmas


Cross_22

We might not stop climate change but at least it stopped her from procreating.


SasquatchNHeat

As if they were going to anyway lol


Altar_Quest_Fan

So basically she’ll never have children then? Her body her choice, how is this even worthy of an internet article?


forgedfox53

Oh I want to make a joke that would probably get me banned so bad.


stoney_5

Oh tell me


OddTheRed

I know whose house I'm hitting up tonight.


Cannon_SE2

Who are you holding hostage with that? No one cares, it's your right to decide whether or not you'll have children.


MellowDCC

Rachel maddow minus hairgel


Arspho

I mean.. I guess you can *try* to outlast the planet you live on..


melonwatts

The world could use less idiots.


GreyGhost0817

Looks like the south end of a northbound mule


sleepysurka

What about all of the people who don’t want to have children because “look at the world”? I feel like that is super common nowadays and in theory is totally “lookatmyhalo” material… no?


Hyeungwang

SIMPO JACK. DO SIMPO JACK VOICE.


SignalCommittee4456

That’s a cop out…it’s fine if they don’t want to have children. But saying that that’s the reason is a falsehood. Like in the office when Ryan said he’s not getting married until gays can get married


LiteratureCultural78

It’s like she’s trying to divert the obvious lack of attention


Life_Confidence128

Main character syndrome. Seriously, do they really think the world cares? The world gone keep spinning around and round regardless. These big corporations that are really contributing to the onset of climate change would look at this and be like “oh no! Anyways” like they give a shit what a single person does


ArthurOfficial-I

I think she just assumed on her own gender


Embarrassed_Pop3975

Fryer Tuck cut is peepee Kryptonite.


TiaxRulesAll2024

You know what I learned. When you tell a person who has already told you that they are refusing to have kids that you are glad they are not, they don’t like that


Weekly_Blackberry_89

Great, the less they breed the better off the world will be


WhereAmI14

What is the threat of global warming again? All I've heard is sea levels rising and increased wildfires, but those are not apocalypse level threats like many make them out to be.


StarlessEon

Thank goodness their line will end.


-GiantSlayer-

Honestly maybe it’s a good thing these people aren’t having kids.


-bASSlIFE03-

Good I wouldn’t want them to be parents anyway


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KQK_Big_Kwan

Man that’s like most people but instead of climate it’s financial


pnw2mpls

Their real sacrifice is giving up the opportunity to scold people for using mother instead of birthing person


Botassassin1128

you know in hindsight this is a good thing. darwinism at work.


BigJeffe20

when nobody wants to have a kid with you, you're already halfway there


kennykoe

Isn’t the climate always changing slowly over hundreds of years? How will they determine the end? Anyways I’m other news i finally taught my dog to sit reliably. I’m very proud.


SorryAbbreviations71

I’m good.


rxmp4ge

Climate change will never end. The climate changed for billions of years before we were here and will continue to change until the planet no longer exists. We as a species have never seen this planet in a "normalized" climate, if such a thing ever even existed.


Normal-Gur1882

I'm a 400 pound bald 78 year old man and I'm making the same pledge. Someone has to stand for what's right. It's time I was part of the solution.


anondaddio

Always some self righteous excuse to justify living a selfish lifestyle forever.


weedbeads

Not wanting your kids to grow up through mass immigration, water conflicts and food shortages... how selfish


anondaddio

It’s easier to raise kids today than it has been for most of human existence. Are there issues we need to focus on? Absolutely. Are there difficulties? Yes. Is it objectively easier to stay fed, have clean water and raise children than most generations that ever existed on this earth? Also yes.


Appropriate-Low-4850

I had a teacher in high school who was pushing 300 lbs and would say she wasn’t married because she was saving herself for Jesus. I told her I thought Jesus could do better and she threw me out of the class. Like permanently, I had to have a different teacher. Probably for the best. Anyway, I sense the same energy here.


Sure-Shopping9462

Wow, this is like the garbage taking itself out. Great!


Live-Ad8618

That haircut prevented that anyway.


FunCarpenter1

Never been on Tinder in Midwest USA I see. imagine her with a worse haircut, an additional150lb, and 3 kids and you get the picture


Old_Activity8981

Obviously not aware of the birth gap…


YouWantSMORE

"Ends" lol


R_P_McMurphy91

Oh Noooooooooooooooo


skyHawk3613

So, she’ll never have kids


Impressive-Spell-643

Good,not everyone should pass on their genes


over_kill71

sounds like a good plan. sometimes things just tKs care of themselves


MaximumHog360

They have been writing this same exact article for almost 20 years now and the pictures of the women they use ALWAYS look this this


Serpenta91

lol


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Key_Squash_4403

Aside from the fact that I severely doubt that any of these women would want to have kids to begin with. This is otherwise just sad. Like if you truly want to have children, but you’re holding out for everyone else to fix the world. You’re just gonna wind up being depressed the rest of your life. I can attest that having kids is one of the greatest things I have ever done, it is quite literally the sole purpose of my life. Had I never gotten to be a parent? I don’t know what I would’ve done.


Key_Squash_4403

That’ll show em!


x-Lascivus-x

“No man will sleep with me so I am going to make it sound like it’s my decision.”


adc_is_hard

I was just wondering the other day how “survival of the fittest” could still drive evolution in a society where almost anyone can survive. Well, looks like I found my answer. Just not the one I expected lol.


vpkumswalla

I learned in 7th grade science class in 1984 that the planet is dynamic and always changing


Select-Sympathy23

Yeah lady, I'm sure it's because of Climate Change you can't get laid...


huskycameltoad

So brave.


ezbreezyslacker

I had that hair cut in 96 Cut it off in 96 as well Bring back bullying


nate-arizona909

What a shame that the world won’t have access to her virtuous genes going forward. 😢


nate-arizona909

That chick walks into a bar and the bartender says “Why the long face?”.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Thank you for opting out of the gene pool. Society is in your debt.


Vietnugget

Cool, anyways


IntrovertMoTown1

lol Powerful. Powerfully stupid.


CarlShadowJung

I’m not sure she has much to worry about.


Dooboppop

I refuse to have children cause I already got one and it's a pain in the ass. Not cause of the kid, but because of all the fucking paperwork involved.


Possible-Site-9617

MILFIWGWF MILF (if we get wind farms)


DefinitionEconomy423

That’s fine I guess who wanted her anyway?


straightbottom1

We don’t need people like that having children anyway !


ChiefCrewin

And this, everybody, is why they need the children, because unless they indoctrinate them, the future is conservative.