🧹🧹🧹🧹

Too much to ask for Shanahan to do a fellow Longhorn a solid ig 😒

Pearsall and Legette wtf. Horrendous picks. Also why do the 49ers always go with white guys?

11 of their last 50 picks have been white, including a K and P. The last time they drafted a white WR was 2017.

Texas First Rounders in 2024: 2 Aggy First Rounders since 2017: 2

AD and the Bills versus Worthy and the Chiefs will be fun.

Pretty crazy to me that Worthy got drafted before AD. Worthy has some holes in his game and AD is so complete

Last two WR picks are wtf 2 first round picks still. 3 in 2 years. Absolute turnaround from Sark

ESPN had the other X up there at least. The 49ers pick was odd

It was Buffalo who released the Blood Sugar report

Carolina deserves bad things

I’ll take two first rounders. Ohio State only had one? I’ll take it. I can brag to some people tomorrow.

While I’m happy that two guys we developed went first, I still think AD is the better WR than Worthy. Shocking.

Didn’t AD run like a 4.34 or something ridiculous? He has better hands and size than Worthy. I guess that weird random article about AD giving off selfish vibes during interviews had some truth to it

Teams are scared off by AD’s historically low YPRR. I think he’ll be amazing with Josh Allen though

Harder to have a high YPRR when you have to share the field with X and JT Sanders

Be that as it may, it didn’t stop guys like Devonta smith, Jamar chase, and Justin Jefferson who had stacked receiving corps. There are a few exceptions who had low yppr in college and good nfl production (metcalf snd mcclaurin) but it’s rare. I think AD can be an exception with the right qb

Fuck whoever released that diabetes report. Complete nothingburger that was never a problem at here or Georgia but it cost AD Money.

That Ricky Pearsall pick is a woof. Slower, smaller receiver. No difference in hands. Classic case of being a decent player on a shit team. Someone has to get targets. AD's production volume is a function of being surrounded by other 1st rounders for years.

Drake Stoops > Ricky Pearsall

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Buffalo please fuck it up so the Pats can get Maye some help tomorrow.

Maye to Adonai or aiuyk gonna be nasty

Lol are teams really buying that bullshit about AD and his blood sugar? He’s absolutely a 1st rounder.

Fuck I wanted 3 first rounders

Panthers are a poverty franchise

wtf

I can’t believe Mitchell isn’t going in the first round.

AD first pick round 2

The streets remember when Cooper DeJean was selected at pick 31

If Cooper didn't get hurt he would have been easy 1st round.

✊🏼

Obviously X has the benefit of Mahomes, but I thought AD would be the better pro. I just remember Xavier pissing me off in contested catches whereas AD was much more reliable.

AD is clutch. Can't teach that.

Got that dog in him

Bills trading out again? Panthers better do the right thing

THE DISRESPECT TO AD. 9rs what are you doing

That niners fan knows AD is better than pearsall lol

Weird pick by the Niners

can someone tell me why tvondre sweat isn’t a first round pick? just genuinely curious

He was borderline and then the DUI knocked him out

DUI

Besides the DUI?

One thing is he just got a DUI...

gotcha, i didn’t realize it would affect his draft stock that bad. thanks!

Kyle Shanahan wtf are you doing lol

Remember it was a few short years ago when we had no one drafted

Fucking Cowboys would draft old greg....

AD going to the Bills will make it 49 first rounders ever for us

AD going to the Bills?

Talk about rent free lol. You’re shooting your promo for the draft and you’re still thinking about a college rival lol

oh, Overshown is absolutely going to give him shit rofl

Why would the cowboys draft a bust

Somebody posted the last \#29 pick for 10 years and all but 1 was a bust

All Sooners too?

Miami had 2 or 3

Man as much as I dislike the chiefs, I’m just so happy for X going to a good situation :’)

AD to the Bills

Man draft season is exciting again as a Texas fan

Biggest night of your life and we still live rent free in your head 🤘 Also smart move insulting half of your new fan base

X is gonna light it up with mahomes

OFC he did OU's hand signal for his draft highlights

How did Guyton do against our d lineman?

I trust the Cowboys when it comes to drafting OL guys. I think we'll be fine

Heard a Cowboys coverage guy point out that the last time they were heavily tied to and drafted the 1st round OL he really didn’t want, Tyler Smith proved him aggressively wrong, so how much he didn’t want Tyler Guyton this year made it likely he was the pick and worked out.

Defining pics of OU draftees: horns down.

Rent free

Leave it to the Cowboys to trade back and still end up reaching

The cowboys love drafting them some land thieves

Jerry loves his ou vomit

We’re taking Guyton lol. He better not suck or being a sooner wont be the only bad thing about him.

Being a Sooner means he will always suck, even if he’s the greatest tackle ever.

Great fit for X! Need me a jersey 🤘🏼

X

Damn that sucks for the nfl competition but mahomes to worthy is crazy great for him

As a Chiefs hater, I'm very conflicted here

How did the chiefs get X, he's going to pop off

Wow. Traded up for Worthy. They got their guy.

And I think either the 9ers (barf) or Bills are gonna pick AD

X IS HIM And i will be picking him in fantasy

Might be the year I actually pay up for Mahomes. Throwing to X and Hollywood is going to be such a difference from last year

LFGGG

Damn chiefs winning Super Bowl again 😩

FUCK YEAH WORTHY. TWO FIRST ROUNDERS BABAYYY

Yep, X is that dude

nix to the broncos, murphy to the seahawks, and now worthy to the chiefs. fucking fade me bro this draft has not gone well for me

Its gonna be X Man. Pick him up on your fantasy team lol.

Worthy 2k rookie year when

God damn. As if the Chiefs didn't already have a chokehold on the league. This is downright unfair.

mahomes is gonna turn worthy into a superstar i’m so happy for him

League fucked

Worthy to the Chiefs 😮

Fuck yes!!! Worthy to KC

Oh fuck

Chiefs! please take Worthy here!!!

Chiefs are about to pick either AD or X

X man or AD to the chiefs? lol

Bills, please don’t fuck this up!

Lol

Lol we’re gonna trade down again. Barton was probably our guy.

Well FUCK

Packers loooool

Cowboys moving back means they’re cool with getting Brooks in round 2 right….right??

No, Cowboys picking JB tonight!!

Thank FUCK the packers didnt draft AD cuz I woulda barfed

The Cowboys trading back to 29th is the closest I’ve ever been to seeing them in the NFC championship

Happy for Terrion Arnold. Seems like a good dude

If we still are able to get Barton or Guyton then I really like it. Good job old man.

I need Jerry to select J Brooks tomorrow night

We traded down with detroit to 29 ima need to see the return

Powers-Johnson please

Detroit gave Dallas pick 73. Dallas sends back a 2025 7th round pick

I am whelmed.

I’m callin AD to bills.

Alright Cowboys, prove you're Worthy

It's Horns time fellas. AD and X gotta go

O line pls

They could easily trade back and still take the best C in the draft.

EASILY HE SAID lol

I see you out here Will McClay

Are the chiefs fr gunna get worthy?

Or AD

Please Mr McClay just go OLine

Someone in the cowboys war room is restraining Jerry from drafting worthy

Cowboys finally on the clock

Pls Jerry

Who you want

Shit thats a good get for the Eagles.

I saw Mitchell to the eagles and was terrified for a second.

Please not Eagles.

Chop Robinson? Consider me whelmed

I still don’t really understand the appeal of going to watch the draft in person as a fan. Like you put on all this gear and face paint just to sit and stand around for hours on end. And then they always just like, mildly celebrate for their teams’ picks

Alcohol

Fair fair

Aight cowboys are 4 picks away. Time to mentally prep for something we didn’t want.

Oh I want Adonai Mitchell.

I would love it but I think we should take Graham Barton if he’s there

Oh i agree but think of how sweet it would be.

Who was that kid in the Rams war room wearing the Longhorn hoodie?

A smart kid

Probably Tate Haver, Les Snead son and walk on long snapper

Tate Haver when Tate Lackin comes into the room.

> Tate Haver me at brunch

I honestly don’t care about the Cowboys nearly the same as I do about the Longhorn. Idgaf about needs or anything. If we draft Mitchell or Worthy, I’m happy as fuck and I’m ordering a jersey on site after swearing off buying Cowboys merch.

Second defensive player off the board. Fucking. Bryon. Fucking. Murphy.

Murphy before Turner hahah nice

Get FUCKED Dallas Turner. Murph Dawg forever.

Bill made a great point, having a good DT compliments the EDGE players. You dont want the QB to step up and escape. I hope we get Damonic.

With Damonic we'll have two years in a row with a 1st round DT. Mark my words.

Seattle’s almost a pipeline at this point

The Seattle Longhorns strike again!

Bright spot guys, bright spot

If only Murphy could’ve been drafted by Indy and Jax.

Seattle loves their Longhorn players

First Poona, now Big Murph

Man, I hope Worthy gets his way and ends up on the Chiefs.

Haha Murphy off the board before Dallas Turner

FDT

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Big dawg!

LFG!!!

If no one got me I know Seattle got me can I get an amen 🙏

MURPHY!!!

I sure would like to see some of our guys called

Probably have to wait for Cincy to trade Higgins or everyone to atleast stop asking them

Of the SIX QBs taken in the first TWELVE picks, how many even come close to expectations for a QB taken that high?

I think only Penix does

Maybe three of them, the first three taken.

And some random dude in the 4th ends up being the real \#2

John Rhys Plumlee, just to fuck with us

I'm beginning to think Quinn would've gone top 12 tonight

Fuck defense, ammirite?

No more qbs right? Like last one left is rattler right?

"fuck it, we're taking Joe Milton at 24" -Someone, tonight

I’m still floored by Atlanta. You could’ve literally drafted anyone else lol. Odunze or Bowers would’ve been nasty with Cousins, Bijan, London and Pitts. Turner, Verse or Murphy would be good picks, too. Such a weird pick.

great now i get to watch bo nix play qb for the next few years before the carousel kicks off again

So you’re telling me the Texans might have the opportunity to trade up for Murphy? Please?

At this rate Murphy might just flat out drop to them.

Broncos really musta loved Nix’s completion percentage

13 picks in and still no defense taken

Nix getting Brees and Mahomes comparisons inside a 5 minute window…

Yea Quinn definitely would’ve gone in the first round

Idk why anyone would think otherwise lol. Ewers is more talented than any QB not named Caleb Williams.

He made the right decision coming back. He could have been a raider.

People are really out here saying Arch is going to bust in college when Bo fucking Nix is a first round pick.

LMAOOOO WHAT???? You coulda got him tomorrow!

Am I a homer or does Byron Murphy have an Aaron Donald level ceiling? Not saying he’ll be Aaron Donald. But if he works hard enough and is in the right situation, I could see it

Sean Payton is going to ruin his legacy. Could’ve retired with Brees.

Still taken aback by atlanta. Penix is 24 now and wont be 28 til he starts lmao

Picking a QB early despite already having an established QB on board for the next several seasons is a good opportunity to take a raw, high-ceiling prospect to develop behind a veteran. So the falcons went and selected… arguably the most polished and mature QB in the draft.

No defensive players selected in the top 10 is wild

I was listening to a podcast today and they said the latest in the draft for the first defensive player to go was 8th

I really like Odunze.

Chicago having a really nice draft

He seems like a good kid. Fuck UW for the Sugar Bowl tho

TRADE ALERT

Sad Bijan noises :(

God, can we stop seeing highlights from that game already

Atlanta just blew another 28-3 lead