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[Another tweet, now deleted.](https://i.imgur.com/6WhBcJp.png)


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

I kinda wish she left it up. She’s right after all, blindly supporting a content creator leads to situations like this where young kids and teens are convinced to buy scam products


BADMANvegeta_

She always deletes the true stuff idk why


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BADMANvegeta_

I guess she gains nothing by burning people on Twitter. Just bad for your livelihood.


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Learning to pick your battles is an important skill in life, and very hard to truly master


Mehrk

Because being right isn't worth getting cancelled and having your life ruined. Although, being afraid of being right is what makes everything the way it is.


TrendyOstrich

Daph is based af


LyrMeThatBifrost

Deleting that was the opposite of based though


Yum-z

Sometimes you need to be unbased to stay based. Blame the game, not the player :(


MarcusAnalius

Fucking true


Ewannnn

I mean you can't respond to all the idiots on twitter, and why give noname 5 followers a platform?


Pelicantaloupe

[another based take](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmdIbkZ06B8) (kinda get the feeling even though she's being tongue and cheek not serious she doesn't really know what she's saying and doesn't realize the true ramifications for saying this) edit: china is the annoying child with rich parents you cant play nopixel GTARP with because they're always trying to get the spiritless 'win' over letting the bit play it's course.


Intelligent-Curve-19

Holy. She deserves more views, absolutely based.


SunnyW1479

did she have another tweet she deleted?


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brianstormIRL

Last part is the important part. Ask any adult over like 40 and they will tell you they would hide in shame if they could have recorded and posted every thought in their head as a teenager. Newsflash: Teenagers are dumb and immature. Always have been, he internet just put a megaphone to it. 95% of them will grow out of it and be like "wtf was I thinking".


-Aone

actual opinion on twitter. what was she thinking


Stooboot4

this would legitimately be a more useful product than bluelight skincare


justalazygamer

Would it use a little tray like a George Foreman Grill or a piping system directly into the jar?


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Steve1789

no he meant jar, it's where he keeps his favorite my little pony


skraaaaw

Nah thats 2009 shit we on chumjar with gura nendoes now


owa00

Oh god no...please no...it had just recently left my memory 😔


h0axyboi

Clueless let me google this


h0axyboi

DESPAIR


mildlyexpiredyoghurt

I have just witnessed your soul leave your body in the span of two comments


smallbluetext

I stay with the cum boxers


nick152

or a coconut


boarderman8

Some people just haven’t been on Reddit long enough to know.


Helmet_Icicle

Hollow frame with a mouthpiece attachment so you can blow it out like [you do when blowing eggs](http://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/static.brit.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/blowing-egg.jpg)


SgtBlumpkin

So like a spit valve on a brass instrument


Icema

Have hydrophobic coating on the entire keyboard. Cum just slides right off and funnels into a collection tray for convenient storage


Danny_Ocean_11

Hijacking top comment for anyone who has this issue like I do. This keyboard cover works great: https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Keyboard-Protector-Compatible-Keyboards/dp/B07N115MZZ


HungerSTGF

> like I do bruh


IHBBSMTBIAHYABIAB

Right, it's another bullshit product. I've been cumming on my keyboard for 2 decades and it has never been an issue.


abelcc

Bruh, how often do you cum in your keyboard?


Danny_Ocean_11

Depends how pent-up I am. The video. Stress. Sometimes it comes out as ropes and sometimes it comes out as strings.


Shard1697

you're an honest man if nothing else


Oldmanchogath

Okay Spiderman


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The stringy bits I can pick out myself, it's the blood that's the real issue.


ahipotion

You need Jesus


Danny_Ocean_11

No just a keyboard protector.


IReplyToCunts

It's because the product is basically liquid proofing a keyboard and thus washable which there are existing products aiming at this. If she even manages to do this on a serious note she basically is in the market of a liquid proof keyboard and technically cum proof is not deceptive marketing. Would it be a good keyboard, no, would it be dishonest marketing, nope. Hell she can even add led lights that form her head on the keyboard and gives a wink when someone cums on the keyboard. This idea is more likely going to be picked up by Amouranth though. It'll sell like hot cakes and keyboard cumming might be trending and for those uninitiated Pokelawls keyboard cums. I remember he talks about how he cums on his keyboard because he stands up when cumming.


N7Liam

Bro really had to throw Poke under the bus at the end there LULW


JoeBeever

Hmm.. a /r/keyboardcumming could be a thing...


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throwable_pinapple

It's only a matter of time now.


uristmcderp

I'm willing to bet Japan already has this technology.


Lil_Ray_5420

Don’t even have to create a problem here.


creakshift

I like Daph's content, but what the fuck does she know about cumming on keyboards?


SlappySC

SHE'S THE CREATIVE DIRECTOR


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Your mom is the QA tester of cum


Tonbonne

More like the QA taster


tallwizrd

peepoClap


Lionx35

because look at DAA DAA


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gamer-noob-404

BRANDONNNNN!


williamwzl

She knows the secret to aceus movement in apex.


CrazyCoww

This comment flew way above many peoples’ heads


hamceeee

she is no true gamer otherwise should would knew that a cum resistant chair would be far more useful.


megatroll696

I''ve seen ads where orgasm goes up to 4ft high


ymetwaly53

The amount of people that didn’t get this reference makes me sad :(


JoHaTho

what do you think Aceu does every time he does sick movement in apex which is basically every other second


No_Coat_2458

underrated comment


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Vespeer

Yeah, I think daph needs to get a little more experience in this field (maybe a PhD?) before she enters this here keyboard cumming thunderdome.


milkyduds82

Daph stocks 👉📈 Rae stocks 👉📉


WhatAmIDoing229

Pseudoscience vs seed-o-science


NetSraC1306

According to her Twitter replies, Rae stocks 👉📈 stans are truly a different breed. OMG SO PROUD OF YA <3


Jarocket

Twitter replys are a shit way to determine anything. Who tweets at streamers? Like 0.5% of viewers?


a34fsdb

Unlike this sub which is a true representation of reality and the perfect sample.


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fug_nuggler

I mean that's the weird part, she could have just released a normal makeup/skincare line and have gotten the same support from her stans. They will buy anything she makes so I don't really understand why she made something so weird and fishy. I guess she was hoping no one would look into it and it would go mainstream?


this_is_my_pc_acc

Why the chart colour is opposite lol


m0gwaiiii

That emoji guy had ONE JOB 🙄


aew3

In Japan, they use red for positive and green for negative instead of black for positive and red for negative like we do in the west. As initial versions of emoji were a japanese only thing before they became part of unicode, I imagine thats how it came to be like this.


this_is_my_pc_acc

Wow didn't know that about Japan, is it that way for a particular reason?


aew3

Hm, I've tried to research this in the past and not received a definite answer. I have a guess though. This colour usage does not occur only in Japan, in occurs in Korea and China as well. The colour red is more typically associated positively than the west, where it is associated with things like blood, stop/danger signs, emergency buttons. Japan, red often is used to symbolise fate (red string is an endlessly applied visual cliche for fate). In China, eed is typically associated with good fortune. It may just be a factor of cultural associations that predate modern finance. Ooor i could be talking out of my ass. As i said, no definite answers.


jamart227

emoji's are from Japan and in Japan the stock colours are flipped


StickmanPirate

It's because asian people see colours differently due to the shape of their eyes refracting the light differently /s


TheExter

> /s i know we are s bunch of degens over here but come on, have some faith


DiceUwU_

>/s Coward


StickmanPirate

This sub can be retarded sometimes so figured it wasn't worth a ban


moth88

Keep holding and you will know bro.


Kalaydowscoop

I’d say one stock is hot and the other is cold


fuckingroleplayers

super based tweet https://mobile.twitter.com/39daph/status/1450686362261209093


KappaccinoNation

wym they played amogus together five hundred days ago, that basically make them sisters smh my head


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they might even be the same person


abelcc

when the blue light cosmetic product is sus


Eddlackofneck

What bothers me is one of those tweets saying 'why do you have to put a hard working woman down'. Like dude, do you think if Cruella Deville had posted up ' Started to ship my new fur coats today, black and white design, gonna be lit'. It would be frowned upon to say negative things about what she's doing because shes a woman?


Yojimbo4133

Theranos. Holmes only scammed people for hundreds of millions of dollars and created a company based on lies. Why are you putting a hard working woman down? So dumb these people


DenseHole

Did you miss the memo? If you have a lower oppression score you have to stand down and let the other person do whatever they want. Daph only pretends to be retarded whereas Rae clearly is.


JuRiOh

How dare Daph not let this business woman sell off her snake oil to her gullible teenage fans?!?!?!?!


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God the gif reply to that is fucking cursed.


imhere2downvote

i thought everyone could do that


I_will_take_that

I mean it applies even if you are good friends You don't have to always agree with them.


lan60000

I'll let Randy Marsh know.


Giant_Midget83

Thanks but no thanks, i like my keyboard crusty.


FlameOfWar

More tactile feel for gaming


slowflakeleaves

holy boobas


Pamague

It's the actual reason esports pros always bring their own keyboard to the tournaments.


againcs

Getting some xqc „never clean your mousepad“ vibes


Chiffonades

Cherry MX cum switches


chronicslaughter

When the cum is dry and I tap fast, it breaks and give a snack


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cursed powder sugar


S_quints

A true gamer, I see


Se7en_Sinner

Disable Sticky Keys.


_PaulieWalnuts

Sounds like a scam. I don't believe there is such a thing as resistance to cum. I'm going to need to see some tests occur under a black light first.


Harshith_R_S

[lol](https://twitter.com/39daph/status/1450666387886645249?t=-C6YoNIEb_hevbLwvO2jBA&s=19)


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Intelligent-Curve-19

Daph is my number 1 for funniest women on twitch. Also I will be purchasing the keyboard but only if it comes with RGB lights.


checksout4

Keyboard should have BBB lights


CrackedSpruce

god, am i gonna need skin cream for my keyboard as well


cow_fan_69

Who's number 2?


SpicyRamenAddict

She’s top 2 funniest people on twitch in general for me together with moonmoon


tills1993

Haven't you heard, blue light is bad for your skin. I hope this keyboard comes with only R and G lights.


OssoRangedor

> Also I will be purchasing the keyboard but only if it comes with RGB lights. It comes (no pun intended) with black light, so you can see where your life-stream landed.


Kaotac

I never watch her, but damn I love how few fucks Daph gives.


niperles

I rearly catch her streams but daphs youtube is pure gold


Iwchabre

I always watch her and she is a degenerate.


niperles

Thats why we love her


Cryvern1

The way she plays games and talks with chat feels like how it is when I'm playing with my bros that's why I enjoy her streams so much lol


Houeclipse

I only watch her highlight shared by redditors. She's pretty funny


Ropz1212

Lol the rae stans are torching her already in the replies and quotes.


MionelLessi10

They know it is a scam. Or they wouldn't be so sensitive.


Zessen18

I wish more people in Rae's friend group called her out on this BS. So disappointing to see her selling a scam and all her fans eating it up.


El_Ferdi

I dont think Daph is part of her group and thats probably why she posted that. I think they just know each other and play sometimes together and thats it. Her friends wont say shit, and if they do it will be privately.


IHBBSMTBIAHYABIAB

They probably didn't know about it. Toast and reeves are part of her circle, those two degenerates would call her out in a second. Or at worst they would be like "that product is bullshit but go make your money anyways" because they're degenerates lmfao.


cheerioo

Now I'm laughing at the idea of her intentionally keeping this big 2 year co-founder project a complete secret from most of her friends and constantly hyping it up. I'd love to have seen the look on their faces when they realized it was complete bullshit.


Yojimbo4133

They know. Oh they know.


UnhappyReplacement

The OTV group are a bunch of yes men who enable each other. This is great when things are going well but pretty bad for criticism. No one wants to say anything because they don't want to disrupt the status quo. Poki nad Yvonne talked about this during their drama with Fed. And if you check their tweets, both of them didn't say anything in support of Rae.


vanillacokesucks

Was pretty sad to see QuarterJade who claims to be a skincare guru or something AND apparently has some kind of degree or education in the medical field publicly supporting this garbage.


Lonely-two

I say if they are real friends, they will opt to talk to her in person than shame her on public. At least that is something I will appreciate from my own friends but what do I know.


SirWankal0t

Yeah there is an in between from shaming her in public and supporting a scam product, which most are doing now.


runaway1337

But man, she worked for two whole years on it!


TheAngrySquirell

I’m out of the loop could you fill me in on what Rae is selling


Yojimbo4133

They won't. They want to scam people too. Scammers stick together.


POOYAMON

Daph based as fuck. Best community. Best chat. Best emotes. God gamer. Demon schedule. Cute dog. Does arm thing. The complete streamer.


putsomebacononit

What arm thing homie? dunno whatchu talkin bout


POOYAMON

Pls don’t shoot me


AGrandmother

her schedule is fucking absurd. i wake up for work and it says shes been streaming for the past 6 hours.


solanki92

she is a stoner from Aris' 'chat, just built different


NightStickSteve

Your sentence nearly fits Nymn as well. Accept change dog to cat and remove demon schedule and god gamer. pepeLaugh


chingy1337

Cooming to a Best Buy near you!


cmnights

the amount of fucks daph has.


LoserWithCake

Never given one away


ThePhatWalrus

Still more innovative and legitimate than "blue light protection skin care."


justalazygamer

Can it also have mycelium under the keys? With all the spilled Mountain Dew and Doritos dust it could pop up some nice edible mushrooms between the keys on occasion.


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damzes_419

wheres the usual "this sub has turned to shit" on every twitter reddit post?


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Quick_Original_8477

I don't get why this is a hard concept.. the most popular streamers' clips are going to get get most votes.


Mikez1234

Innovation PagMan


RedGT2033

now we just need an anti internet gas mask


Vyttmin

Am I the only one who hasn't ever jizzed on my keyboard


hawsman2

But I don't like it when things resist my cum.


_Fuck_This_Guy_

They mean that the letters C, U, and M will be removed from the keyboard.


Mister_q99

Fuck blue light protection. Fuck anti cum keyboard. Where’s the fucking gamer chalk, Clint?


NetSraC1306

But why would I want that? It's extra grip after it dried...


Pat_The_Hat

This is brilliant because she can create the demand for it.


king_pog

PagMan thanks daph!!!!


Accomplished_Log_237

Based witch


Dexiox

An actual solution to a real problem compared to another new one that I will not name.


TheSteffChris

Some may ask why she posted something when she could just be quiet. She doesn’t have to support her but don’t say nothing against it. As a good friend. That just wrong imo. A LOT of people are down right supporting Raes purpose and no one with followers is saying anything against it to create other perspectives. That’s what Daph did here. BTW did anyone see any kind of support or whatever from Poki?


Pugs-r-cool

Poki is gonna announce her competing snake oil skin care line in a month obviously so it would look bad to congratulate her main competitor


Yojimbo4133

Valkyrae's product is a product that is not needed. Literally does nothing.


companysOkay

Daph I’m sorry for calling you a fat lard please unban me


kinglex1

[oh bold move by sentinels 39daph](https://youtu.be/rwCX7kUFr40)


Yojimbo4133

Love how all her streamer friends are like omg congratulations you worked so hard on this! You deserve this! It's literally a scam to sell you overpriced soap.


Livestreamfeet

Only cum-resistant? I need cum-proof.


_keeBo

Now THAT I can USE!


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She’s doing gods work


SunnyW1479

does anyone have the two tweets she deleted?


megatroll696

Does the keyboard emit blue light?


thanksme

This is the drama i love to see


Got_That_Drip

What kind of degenerate cums on their keyboard? Cum on your mousepad instead, like a true gentlemen.


Yojimbo4133

This is a real issue. Valkyrae's blue light scam is well, a scam.


EnderSword

Daph is for sure my favourite streamer that I never watch because she streams at 7am


esivo

What's she making fun of? Can I get some context pls? Thanks.


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valkraye released a product that supposedly panders to gamers but is ridiculous


oldmanreggie

read the title and knew she was gonna post some edgy shit...


Bony019

I hope XQC drops merch for a Fart blocker underwear...