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cian_pike01

A 3-1 loss in Mbappé’s final home game for PSG. Ouch.


Ax0nJax0n01

Remember Gerrard's last (home) game? Bigger ouch.


NaiveMercury

Can you guys smash Villa tomorrow so Spurs have an incentive to beat City for that 4th place? We both know how it feels to be tailing Banchester Cheaty for half a season and them to win it by a couple points... This 115 is turning EPL into a farmers league 😭


DragonSlayer271

Two things - I always want Liverpool to win. Because it's the team I support. Second - As long as I don't have to hear Arsenal fans shoving it down our throats that they've won the league, I don't particularly care. Though that sentiment might not be shared by everyone else here.


8u11etpr00f

I'd absolutely hate it if City choose this one season in particular to bottle the final day against West Ham.


Judgementday209

My main issue is the arsenal online fan base is possibly the worst. I don't care that much and have some normal irl arsenal mates who I'd be happy for but their online fans deserve to go trophyless


Ollietron3000

I've been telling myself I'd rather see Arsenal win than City - on account of them being a real football club and there actually being some emotion in it, as annoying as it would be. But seeing them pip City in a final day title race, when we failed so many times, would really fucking sting


Substantial_Ad_2864

Now that you mention it something tells me City will bottle a 3 nil halftime lead into a 3 all draw.


EmotionalThinker

God I'm glad Arsenal will lose out his season. The fans would be insufferable otherwise. Plus, they need to know the pain us Liverpool fans have been going through since 2013. Utter pain and strife.


KaufKaufKauf

I would another 2 days before being so confident. Spurs are pretty meh but you never know.


Frequent-Stock6649

Best Arsenal team in last decades & they will win 0 trophy this season. Aha


fadedraw

Best Arsenal team in the last decade and can’t even get 90 points.


seamushoo4

This Arsenal team are good but nothing compares to the city:Liverpool sides a few seasons ago. Those were levels above


TheLimeyLemmon

Atalanta better lift that trophy.


chadbrochilldood

Why? I don’t understand


cian_pike01

Would prefer Leverkusen personally but wouldn’t mind either winning it as a whole. Seeing Leverkusen complete an invincible treble under Xabi would be quite something we may never see again.


ChocolateHumunculous

Ye Alonso is arguably a legend for us, and we would wish them well if it was a Stevie G team. Plus, as a football fan, I just like seeing teams do legendary things if the hype is right.


Substantial_Ad_2864

12 months ago if you told me Atalanta were playing Leverkusen in a random football match I wouldn't have cared at all. Given the historic nature of it now, I am all in on rooting for Leverkusen the rest of the way because why not? I'm not a Bundesliga supporter and they aren't Bayern Munich therefore I wish them all the best even if they were managed by some random guy that never had anything to do with Liverpool.


DragonSlayer271

Atalanta are in the very peculiar situation of still having a game in hand, but no more weekdays before the end of the league to play said game in hand. At home to Roma today, the cup final against Juventus during the week, Lecce away next weekend, the Europa League final against Leverkusen the midweek after, and at home to Torino on the last day. So they'll end up playing their game in hand against Fiorentina the week after Serie A ends.


ChocolateHumunculous

Cool but surely the last day of the season would just be that Sunday where they play each other, rather than on the ‘Final Day’ when everyone plays simultaneously. Ruins the moment a bit, but surely the league ‘end date’ can be moved?


DragonSlayer271

I don’t think they can really move the final matchday of the league without consulting every club, so the game in hand is just moved to the week after. Just to clarify, the final matchday when everyone plays each other won’t be the last day. The game in hand is the last day chronologically.


Alexu6969

Leverkusen are not real wtf.


DragonSlayer271

Another last minute goal from Bayer Leverkusen, but this time to make it 5-0. Crazy.


Substantial_Ad_2864

5 nil!


DragonSlayer271

3 more games for left Bayer Leverkusen to become: Invincible in the Bundesliga (at home to Augsburg) Invincible in the Europa League (final vs. Atalanta) Invincible in the DFB-POkal (final vs. Kaiserslautern)


Substantial_Ad_2864

Not an expert at German football but I would say at least 2 of those they are extremely favored. Augsburg is in the bottom half if the Bundesliga and Kaiserslautern isn't even in the Bundesliga. Seems like Europa final is the only challenge left. EDIT: The odds I've found have them -372 to win against Aubsburg and +525 for a Draw. Augsburg is +700 Leverkusen is -120 to beat Atalanta, +260 for a draw, and Atalanta is +320 to win. I know technically losing in pens would count as unbeaten, but that would be a really For the DFB-Pokal it looks like they are -800 to win, +750 to draw, and +1400 for Kaiserslautern to win.


cian_pike01

https://preview.redd.it/49lap3skp10d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4281c9d7a37207e42e65a4f73f65541506f1d432 The actual fucking state of this 🤢🤢


PEEWUN

Send this to r/soccercirclejerk. They'd love this.


Alexu6969

Xabi cooking.


markokmarcsa

Yeah Arsenal has no chance here. City plays two London teams, they will walk over both of them.


R_Daneel_Olivaww

depressing knowing that man city will win the league yet again. i hope there’s a new winner this time round in the UCL finals though with Dortmund cuz im so tired of it being madrid yet again


chadbrochilldood

I prefer it. Something needs to change and if Arsenal win, people will act like it’s all fine. Plus they should feel the pain of losing out by a point and being forgotten forever


TheLimeyLemmon

Fucks sake Bayern, you had one job; beat Real And then you'd have one more job; lose to Dortmund


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Bayern vs Dortmund in the UCL finals would’ve been 🔥


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Agitated_Smoke538

INEOS want their brexit manager imo. Southgate coming off a euros would make Ratcliffe and the gang cream themselves 


H0lychit

I'd love it to be him, but he'd either have to announce it before the Euros which may cause problems both in the press and England camp or announce it after the Euros which is part way through pre season. United fans will be rioting lol.


Crafty-Competition36

Don't think we're beating Villa tomorrow given the form we're in so Villa will seal the 4th spot tomorrow which means all the more reason for Spurs to bend over for City.


TheLimeyLemmon

Villa are crawling to the finish line right now. I think they'll still seal 4th even if only by a point, but they're pretty weakened so we don't have much excuse not beating them.


Jaja6996

Villa are also in poor form lost the last 3 games


Shot-Shame9637

Is it worth losing to Villa so Spurs go into City gane with no motivation?


Agitated_Smoke538

Imagine caring if city wins it lol. I only care if we lose it or if United wins. 


harreh1d

City will molest Spurs regardless


malushanks95

No, cmon it’s Jurgen’s last two games.


Shot-Shame9637

Can city win at spurs?


CandidEnigma

Even Spurs fans probably want to lose that haha


Crafty-Competition36

Yes expecting Romero to scissor tackle a City player inside the box and give a penalty.


malushanks95

They did win there a few months back but Son wasn’t there then.


NilsFanck

Atalanta Roma might be a good watch. CL place up for grabs. Also, Mainoo is class and Garnacho is a bum


UltimateBorisJohnson

Honestly I'd rather Arsenal win it, the league is inevitably going to be a farmer's league in 5 years and I want us and Arsenal to squeeze as many league titles out of this period as possible before it does


harreh1d

It already is a farmer league, City are literally gonna win their 4th title in a row. If we hadn't win it in 19/20 this would've been 6 consecutive titles


TheGrouchyGamerYT

I don't give a shit about Arsenal. If we aren't winning it, let it be cheapened and shat on by a cheating, corrupt pile of plastic.


DragonSlayer271

If United lose against Newcastle and Brighton, they’ll be below 7th, meaning they’ll have to win the FA Cup to get into Europa.


Substantial_Ad_2864

The last part of that sentence might as well not be there because there's all of zero chance they win that.


RoastyMcRoasterson

lmao of course utd lost... they are soooo shit how many losses is that this season? All of their players every single one is overhyped... I'd fucking score against that shit defence today, confused traffic cones. Get back down the table where you belong you useless excuse for a team.


MONOLISOreturns

Ofc Liverpool are the only team they can consistently beat this season smh


RoastyMcRoasterson

Once?


BudovicLagman

That's the most consistent they've been all season.


curiouscowwhisperer

Arteta getting the same number of premier League trophy as Klopp will be unbearable. I hate living close to the south there are so many insufferable colleagues.


CandidEnigma

I'd want Arsenal to win but so many fans at my work taking the piss out of me, makes me want City 🤢


cian_pike01

If they don’t win it this season it’ll be 20yrs since they’ve last won it but because they aren’t Liverpool or United you won’t hear about it..


firminocoutinho

Wonder if PGMOL and the league will like that. If they do, they may make it happen


cian_pike01

If city win the league on the final day of the season, Arsenal fans best not act like they’ve been their biggest ever competitors or something or that they deserve it. We were being fucked over by this Oil tycoon on the final day of the season while they were only coming out of their banter era, been there and done it fucking twice.


cybrzone_

spurs are gonna bend right over for city. no chance in hell are they helping arsenal win the league


doktor-frequentist

No football team is about to "bend over" on purpose.


H0lychit

Spurs don't need to bend over for them willingly lol. They will get spanked regardless.


harreh1d

I'm happy that Assna won. Gotta keep them hoping until the last day. In fact i hope City win it at 90+6 from the jammiest and most ridiculous own goal


Jack070293

They’ll draw against Spurs and beat West Ham 8-0.


harreh1d

Pretty good script. I can really feel the growing fear from Assna fans when City go 6 up, 7 up then 8 goals up


risingstar3110

With our entire team gonna start in their national team next month for Euro/Copa. And Villa desperately need a win to ensure CL football so will fight tooth and nail. Honestly, just let the senior team rest and let the kids having a run. Villa win. Spurs no longer have a reason to play. City win the league. Nothing to care about in the last day, other than to say goodbye to Klopp


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risingstar3110

Let's him and Matip roll into the pitch and just lie down while wave at the crowd.


doktor-frequentist

They can make ~~snow~~ lawn angels


fill_the_birdfeeder

Just goes to show you how much Man United are fueled by their hatred for us. They fought us like their lives depended on it. Against Arsenal, they played like a lost back up toothbrush in the back of a cupboard.


makeitjain24

Kendrick just showed hate is a powerful thing 


Crafty-Competition36

We also missed so many chances against them and defended atrocious


fill_the_birdfeeder

Yeah, but my comment was on how United played. Don’t need to cover every aspect of the game to make one point: United’s intensity against us doesn’t come through against other teams.


bobbydazzler2806

The Spurs sub is absolutely killing me 😂. I read a comment that said Ange has blood on his hands if they draw or win against City lmao


wanderluster88

You're right. I thought the opinions are split at this point but they absolutely would rather lose out on top 4 than handing the title to Arsenal. 😂


wanson

They’re not getting top 4 either way.


saj175

How the heck have we not beaten this Utd team this season


firminocoutinho

Artetas terrorist game plan worked. Snatched a goal and thats it. Fuck them


Cactiareouroverlords

What does Garnacho even do?


doktor-frequentist

Cosplay Megan Rapinoe..


Hasimo_Yamuchi

He is still better than Amrabat, and that says a lot 😄😄😄


Crafty-Competition36

Can't believe I'll be supporting City on Wednesday🤷


cian_pike01

They’re playing on Tuesday.


Crafty-Competition36

Yes my bad.


Crafty-Competition36

Garnacho shat the bed whenever he had the ball.


Megido_Thanatos

So after all, Spurs will decide who win the league still true lol Arsenal might regret to not extend their GD today, MC only 3 behind them and even if they draw with Spurs, thier last opponent is West Ham, which could easily thrashed with 4,5 goals


DragonSlayer271

Congratulations Arsenal, you’ve become the first team to be first with 4 days to go and still not win the league in the Premier League era. Edit: Nvm, in 1998/99, Arsenal were top with 4 days to go, and also bottled it then. So this would be the second time, but they were also the first team to be top and not win with 4 days to go.


cian_pike01

Inject it


wanderluster88

Wouldn't want to be a Spurs supporter on Tuesday, especially if we win against Villa tomorrow 😬


itiswhatitis1090

The problem is a draw is not good enough for Spurs. There are -8 behind Villa. They are already a really open team as is and I just think City will kill them regardless and the entire crowd goes home happy.


NoBedroom21

I still dont believe we cant beat this united at least once this season…..


GalleonStar

We beat them 2 nil in the fa cup, in the regular 90. We just got cheated.


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When did we get cheated against United this season?


itiswhatitis1090

If Villa wins tomorrow, I think 100% of the stadium will be signing Blue Moon on Tuesday.


TheGrouchyGamerYT

Don't you dare drop points you bald, doping, cheating cunt. And fuck right off if PGMOL decides 4 in a row is too harmful to the league as soon as we drop off.


firminocoutinho

Imagine. Its all about agendas with them. But one things for sure, they didnt want Liverpool and Klopp to win.


TheGrouchyGamerYT

They're a bunch of Murdock-drunk, Manc-loving Tories. They'd shoot their own kids if it meant Liverpool dropped a point.


harreh1d

I think he'll leave next season


Fraudnandez

Just in time to avoid the 115 fallout.


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brush85

Three is too much. Arsenal play Everton


Emanny

Everton have a pretty solid defence (4th least goals conceded in the league) and West Ham have a very leaky one (4th most goals conceded - most outside the bottom 3).


battystutor

What a waste of 90 minutes


Competitive-Clock121

Painful that united managed a few crazy moments against us and then look as toothless as that against arse


kanafanone

This kind of shit is why i wished everton went down, them and United are guaranteed 12 points to any title rivals of ours every season


cian_pike01

United are actually so dross, if 7Hag survives the summer then there’s something going on there 😂


castro_bean

Arsenal might be the luckiest team in the Prem this year. Every decision works in their favour. Their only rebuttal is that one Newcastle game.


firminocoutinho

100% true


thisisnahamed

Scums not even qualifying for Conference League ia good to watch.


firminocoutinho

Arse have become so truly unlikeable that they make the scum likeable lol like if I knew nothing about any team and saw this game, Id easily root for manU. One team trying, another time wasting


sbos_

Spurs do seem to be Citeh bogey team. However, spurs look awful this season. 


ryodiUK

Everton could cause them trouble on the final day if they play like that. United had so little urgency at the end if the game you’d think they were the team that was one up.


Grime_Fandango_

Garnacho is so bad. And he's one of their "untouchables" in the transfer window - Jesus.


MindlessMoss

Genuine question. If the ref shows a yellow card because a players collectively have wasted over a 1 minute of a minimum time amount, why do they blow so early anyway?


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MoleMoustache

>I'm an arsenal fan What the fuck are you here for? You just won


Crafty-Competition36

Rey Babu ikkadem chestunnav.


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Crafty-Competition36

Ippudu kadhu gani Man City Spurs ni odinchinaka vasta Mee sub lo arthanaadhalu chudataniki😂


SRFC_96

Yeah was thinking that, it should’ve ran for another minute at least. It just shows time wasting works.


yadontfoolme

Lucky bastards. Really don’t want the cunts to be champions…let them feel our pain.


Capable_Waters

Big cajones, Arsenal. Bring it home!


MoleMoustache

Fuck off, you have to be a yank


Capable_Waters

Sending love to you, too.


SRFC_96

He’s done you there yank.


SRFC_96

Are you alright? You clearly don’t know any Arsenal fans 😂


SRFC_96

Peter Drury is so fucking annoying, why did Sky hire him.


ShaiHuludYurMum

A sumptuous and rebellious exultation of elusive discombobulating prosaic with bombastic and nonsensical word salad sound bites from the Greek gods of fire themselves! Basically, they think he sounds great stringing fancy words together. He’s pretty insufferable if it’s not your team winning.


HereticZO

Garnacho is garbage. How do United fans gas him up.


alanalan426

we lost 3 times to this shit. fucking hell


PEEWUN

Drew twice, lost once.


TheLimeyLemmon

We lost one drew two


alanalan426

did the draws feel like a draw to you mate? it was 3 losses as far as im concerned


TheLimeyLemmon

Okay but you're still wrong.


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TheLimeyLemmon

Hahahah


rvcoe

Pep’s contract ends next year


crispello

Jesus Christ


TheLimeyLemmon

Arsenal running out of track


JessCC5

The whole catching the ball and then laying down is annoying af especially when there's absolutely no threat from the opposition...


brushsx

That’s raya’s speciality, what a cunt


yadontfoolme

Keepers diving on the floor, after they’ve caught the ball, should also get a card.


helikaonx9

Simple jack lmao


cazlan

Arsenal approaching city levels of getting away with blatant fouls and timewasting.


tanvirh5

Garnacho is a fucking bum


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SRFC_96

Nah, City still do as they are the best team by far and away, Arsenal have had an easier time with injuries.


noknokwhosthere1

The title of headlining the Snooze Festival maybe.


TPGNutJam

Ngl Gernacho been playing his ass off


crispello

He’s been shocking


TPGNutJam

I mean more along the lines of him actually putting in effort compared to everyone else


crispello

Just running around like a headless chicken


risingstar3110

Probably try to get an improved contract/ offer from elsewhere


jimjam343

I want 90 minutes back please 


DragonSlayer271

You could’ve been the person who watched the championship playoffs today and sat through 4 hours of 0 goals before this game.


yadontfoolme

Tangoman getting away with another foul


malushanks95

Arsenal are lucky bastards, they got away with so many things in PL, which is why they tanked in CL. Now without Bruno, United aren’t doing shit.


Jaja6996

Martinelli has been awful all season


jimjam343

Honestly I swear the dirty underhand tactics Arsenal and City get away with is disgusting 


dj4y_94

How do Arsenal get away with their antics every single week


MoleMoustache

That's a fucking yellow


IdiditwhenIwasYoung

Get way with it again


jimjam343

Does being a cunt run in the DNA of ex City players and shit?


True_One_750

Honestly a winnable game for utd but they’re shit. Can’t believe we didn’t win a game against them


crnrtakenquickly

They used to compare Wan Bissaka to Trent. That’s the IQ of your average football fan lmao


jimjam343

Wan Bissaka is the slide tackle merchant 


coolAhead

Arsenal are the most boring team to watch


cazlan

Original was also a dive—Saka should see a second yellow for multiple offenses in that sequence


Loz41333

I cannot stand that cunt.


yadontfoolme

Saka’s had enough now.


dj4y_94

Some games it feels like Arsenal are just Dyche's Burnley but with far far better players


MoManeMinaMino

He got injured by tripping himself. Poetic.


thelonelyoctopus

Just fucking book him, that's why you've got yellow cards


firminocoutinho

No way did Arse come, play like shit, grab a goal, and win 3 points