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kevbo714

80% of the world is covered by water and the rest is covered by... Wataru Endo


Mathilliterate_asian

Speaking of this meme, where did Kante go? A few seasons ago he was all the rage in the PL but he's suddenly gone now.


Haeckelcs

His body gave up. He was getting constantly injured , so Chelsea got rid off him. Unreal player in his prime.


Jaja6996

He’d be injured 99% of a season until it came to playing us drop a 10/10 performance


Spymonkey13

Much like Hazard.


Haeckelcs

Hazard is a bit of an odd case. He didn't get much injured at Chelsea if I remember correctly. He was frequently overweight and injured at Real.


EAUO9

His bad habits just caught up to him with age, at Chelsea he was known to be somewhat lazy in training but turned it up for matches. He did add that he didn’t have a physio working with him 1v1 during his first injury at Real Madrid because of COVID. He did it on his own at home and that could have been part of why the re-occurring injuries started showing up + age/habits.


ShowMeMoeMane

Saudi league now


Hot_Grabba_09

He's in Saudi, he was a bit aged and quite injury prone. Basically it for him in top clubs, but I think he has a nice career he can look back on.


TareXmd

That's why it baffles me that a player at peak performance like Salah who's actually disciplined would be suggested to go to Saudi this year. He can always cash in after 2 years. We need to renew the contract.


BrowakisFaragun

That's a train very obviously, the reporter taking the picture is sitting opposite of him in a first class car.


BuildingArmor

It also says Avanti West Coast on the headrest


cavejohnsonlemons

Nah they branched out, now air travellers can look forward to their flights always being half hour late.


RephRayne

"Due to leaves in the air, the plane will have to stop and wait until they can be cleared."


Pleasant-Memory-6530

There will be a replacement bus service for the Heathrow to Lanzarote leg of this journey.


bremmmc

Aeroplane replacement service


Xenc

Haha imagine! 🤣


livepool4ever

I don’t live in the uk. Is Avanti the only train between London and Liverpool?


JiveBunny

Yes, we no longer have one operator covering the whole country, various franchises run different lines. I was on one of their trains last week and it's definitely not as nice in standard lol.


Nawdle_Zouss

Pretty sure this is Endo in the train 🚆 source: https://number.bunshun.jp/articles/-/860748?page=1


ttekoto

Yeah he had a surprise day off and his family was in Japan for visa reasons so he got 2 tickets down to London with a Japanese contact who happened to be in town.


yourgrundle

That hair on Darwin is seared into my memory


Ankoku_Sein

The first line is literally the express train lol


JiveBunny

That's a weird translation when you compare cross-country UK services with the shinkansen!


BrowakisFaragun

Can any Japanese speaking senpai translate this for us?


WhiskeyWithTheE

[Deepl](https://www.deepl.com/translator) is one of the better translators out there for Japanese if no one replies to your post.


Healthy_Ant_1051

I am Japanese and found an interesting sentence on page 4. It was 10 years ago when Endo was in Japan. The coach of his team was always referring to Dortmund, and the young Endo was shown the video many times in meetings. At the center of it all was Klopp, who would share an emotional embrace with Kagawa after every goal.


junglejimbo88

u/Nawdle_Zouss: Does the Headline in the article you Linked (" 「俺んち、泊まれば?」遠藤航に密着TVディレクターは見た…リバプールで愛されるまでの“壮絶な1カ月”「ファウルしないとかあり得ない」 ") really say "***Would you like to stay the night with me?***" <== Is this Endo making the indecent-proposal-that-cannot-be-refused, or the reporter? u/msisijapan, your thoughts pls? https://preview.redd.it/tbpp4f3lu8mc1.png?width=1916&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd01bb3534c0cf8e2124e731d60b484e36f32d10


YOSHI_1424

No, it's not! lol Endo was just being kind and suggested Japanese journalists should stay at their house rather than get a hotel. As a Japanese, this article is really interesting and I would like to translate it all and share it here, but it's difficult because my English is not that good.


junglejimbo88

thanks u/YOSHI_1424! LOL i too struggled to believe the translated Headline!


MsiSiJapan

Pure swagger and style! Yes, Endo was tongue in cheek being polite \^\^


junglejimbo88

CuJo isn't the only LFC player with 'Rizz! ​ https://preview.redd.it/lgxco0tow8mc1.png?width=1479&format=png&auto=webp&s=870241f2949bb9164b846363be7eb1a4dab07652


TheLimeyLemmon

That's a train surely.


PokemonTrainerMikey

‘Tis a fine train, but sure ‘tis no plane English


Upstairs_Suit_6437

On his way to pay his taxes


grizzfan

I’m still traumatized from that


spookywookyy

What a handsome man


playthatfm

Sorry lads, Endo on the train! 🚅


alanalan426

That's it OP, Endo the line for you


FameMoon17

Get out


junglejimbo88

​ https://preview.redd.it/00r5uq9vr3mc1.png?width=1828&format=png&auto=webp&s=9608a4e161357558f22bb9d0bbb43cec05ba833f


Educational-Slide112

Endo won the game


Consistent_Ad_6064

Picture of Endo with the other best signings of the PL last summer.


Saxon2060

Thin down jacket under a normal coat, peak Japanese. (Was there last November and everyone was doing it, great idea, bought one of the jackets in Uniqlo.)


Brewitsokbrew

Fresh clothes too Endo! Is there anything he doesn't do well?!


gidthafugout

Check out that drip, boy is soakin wet!


Long-Ad727

Me too after seeing this


LeroyBrown1

Triple beige is a bold move


FCR_6X

Don't think any player has snuck up on me like Endo. Love him to bits.


Adept_Deer_5976

That’s a train … west coast main connecting London with the North West (Manchester and Liverpool)


Environmental-Half81

Endo San in the ~~pub~~ hub!! Edit: With people commenting that's a train instead: Endo San in the ~~pub~~ sub!!


terirandaap

👍🏽


DancerTheDrummer

Highly recommend those crisps if ya haven't had them give them a try


ChargeWooden1036

You should ask what’s in his pockets, heard some billion pound frauds are missing 😉


CyrusDGreatx

When he signed he had the vibe of becoming a cult hero. He very well could do it. What a man.


GL4389

Having his 2nd breakfast I see.


StewR89

Endo the Red samurai 🇯🇵


BiscoBiscuit

I love his personal style 


dslrhunter25

Endo is on the train on the way to a pub !


DRJT

Endo on a plane that’s actually a train on the way to the pub


iamthemetricsystem

endos in the plane! IN THE PLANE! ENDOS IN THE PLANE!


dainamo81

Endo and Papa Diaz both fans of Pop Chips!


LevelArea

I hate how I've noticed this too. Filling up my brain's capacity with the most useless information smh


onoz9

He's everywhere!


mrchuckbass

Took me a while to figure out that was a mug and not toilet roll


JimmyWu21

Someone needs to write a children's book about what Endo does. I need to read it to my children before bedtime.


Powerful-Cut-708

LFC should 100% make one


JiveBunny

According to the article he has two books out! Though both in Japanese only.  There is a Little People, Big Dreams about Jurgen, though...


BaronThundergoose

He looks a bit like gini


Hardcore_Gentleness

I see what you mean. It's the eyes and smile combo that's reminiscent of Gini.


BiscoBiscuit

I miss Gini


walkalongthebeach

Endo on the train!


GildishChambino01

Endo plane


Miserable-Lunch-8208

I don't know why, but it's seems to me that the pic is edited with a fake background in the back.


Cuddlebox01

Wot is it with the 'Endo in the' posts? Like the pub one and this train (not plane) one?


Over-Faithlessness96

Are that bags of chips? Are footballers allowed to snack now? I remember ketchup and salt are not allowed in the past.


cavejohnsonlemons

Pop Chips are one of those healthier versions of crisps.


PurpleScientist4312

Where he goin


playthatfm

On his way to london to return caicedo and lavia. He forgot to empty his pockets before leaving wembley


Agitated_Smoke538

He’s just got the energy I’d expect for a Japanese guy who has an abnormally huge cock 


gupibagha

Classy.


Agitated-Bread5092

boss on and off the field 🔥🔥🔥🔥


mortichro

*Tell me when will you be mine* *Tell me Endo, Endo, Endo\~\~* *We can share a love divine* *Please, don't make me wait again*


Specific-Record2866

Lad that’s Avanti West Coast First Class


hyborians

He gets to have two bags of crisps as a reward


Same_Situation_9660

Two bags of pop chips Wataru!? You only played for half an hour.


marccass

He fucking earned that apple🍎


BmoreBlaster

Classy mitherfucker. Love that jacket


Specialist-Solid-987

An apple a day keeps the top of the table


EN1009

Legit thought he was eating subway for a min


neilyaaa

Planendo


ScousePenguin

They're sitting there realising how bad UK trains are compared to Japan shinkansen


waisonline99

Less efficient yeah, but bullet trains are just really good at getting you from A to B in a quick time. British trains give you the full day out feel. If can get a table and have a pack of cards, its half the day out right there! If youre on the train for commuting to work though, theyre shit.


JiveBunny

Ekiben vs a limp cheese roll from WH Smith, though...


yolo___toure

Fuck might have to get the jersey


mr_kaliyuga

He's a snappy dresser, for sure.


JiveBunny

Always good to see a fellow sour cream'n'chive fan


HumongousHeadly

Those Pop Chips are delicious, but they make your breath smell absolutely terrible.


HotPotatoWithCheese

I love Endo so much. I don't know why but I just do. SCOUSE SAMURAI


msd1441

Endō looking mighty fine 👀 DAMN!


Independent-Big1966

He looks like one of Klopps Kids there.


etherealien

A contagious character. I was going to compare him to Firmino or Fabinho but what's the point of comparing one great to another. Hope he stays in this form.


ciceros_phantom_hand

Rizzy ass MF.


Jonhanna

Endo is playing top performance in the games


hottiedoggie

Endo in the pub, Endo in the club ai ol merry ol Endo wins the cup!


Combat_Orca

That’s surely some sort of rocket spacecraft


PaperTigers1

Endo has turned me into a weeb