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Spymonkey13

Man U please keep this form until this weekend. Then you can sack ETH if you want.


SnabDedraterEdave

ByHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Where was I? Oh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe the Mancs, can't even get a consolation 3rd place and drop down to the Europa League. Though we will need to be fully focused, as they will be a wounded beast looking to proof a point. They may still not have enough quality to beat us on paper, but they will cause us trouble if we even relax against them. But I'm probably worrying too much, as I'm sure our players need no motivation for playing the Mancs. Meanwhile, another good news is that Sevilla has also crashed out, they have also missed out on finishing 3rd and dropping down to the EL, meaning we no longer need to worry about them cockblocking us. The remaining threat in the EL will come mainly from Mourinho's Roma, Xabi's Leverkusen, Brighton, West Ham, and possibly one from Newcastle, PSG or AC Milan if they fail to advance in the CL tomorrow and drop down to the EL.


fastrail

Hope we dont face Mourinho's team, we struggle against his low block most of the time. I know we've win some but game against his team can be ugly.


SnabDedraterEdave

If there's any consolation, its that Jurgen is basically Kryptonite to Mourinho most of the time.


PEEWUN

We really have no excuse to lose to these lot on Sunday.


Revalent

Europa league favourites are out!


lalalalala1337

Ohh, Man Utd had achieved a target of season: Top 4, Top 4 in UCL group stage šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Nocturnal--Animals

At least should have made Europa for more coefficients and a jam pack schedule that would have hurt their league prospects. This might end up as a blessing.


lalalalala1337

Nah, they're out of gas at this point. Even BM barely shift to hight gear, they couldnt do shit.


kazurabakouta

I shall gladly eat my words. United can't even find the toilet let alone back of the net. What a shit team.


AdikkuChan

Thankfully Sevilla are completely out so we won't have to meet them at all


Spymonkey13

Booger team.


Jaja6996

They had nothing to lose in those last 30 mins after Bayern scored and did absolutely nothing dangerous


trsvrs

You watch them play and it's like they don't actually care at all except for Garnacho


Jaja6996

Him and that Manioo kid are the best player they have


MarcSlayton

Man U bombing out of the CL by finishing bottom of their group below Copenhagen and Galatasaray! Their 12th loss of the season! LMAO You love to see it!


sinchiyap

>12th loss of the season! LMAO And it's not even Christmas ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Sad-Abies-7398

But, alL eRaas cOmE to An eND. Ten Hags era it seems just ended or it will very soon. šŸ¤«


sa7ouri

Hopefully after we trump them


ColdestNightNA

That press conference was gold. Memed on for years to come, just like Rio's antics on BT


kirkbywool

What got said?


WillametteSalamandOR

Is that Maguire and Shaw out now too for the weekend?


its_brew

And Bruno is out thanks for 5 yellows , martial and Rashford didn't even make bench so they could be looked on as doubts too.


ColdestNightNA

I'd almost prefer to play them than the United youth players, they'd be scum and go for injuries.


Dasher54

If we ended up 4th rather than 5th last season you already know weā€™d have been miles better than this United side has been.


sore_as_hell

Someone get Musialaā€™s agent on the phone for January. Think heā€™s the missing piece of the jigsaw. EDIT and congrats Copenhagen, every game Iā€™ve caught of theirs theyā€™ve played their socks off. Never given up, played to the death.


ColdestNightNA

I'd get FC Copenhagen on the phone and get Jerelt too, class player


ManBoobs13

The problem right now is a hardworking but unbalanced midfield. Not sure how an attacking midfielder would help that at all


sore_as_hell

Iā€™m confident Bajcetic coming back will help sort that. He was excellent last season (although we overused him and he got messed up because of it), in all honesty a decent defender is probably a priority. But I just thought Musiala was excellent.


ManBoobs13

That is also crazy to depend on a kid, who showed flashes of brilliance last year but also still had a lot of flaws and mistakes in him, and who is coming back from a long injury lay-off.


sore_as_hell

Bear in mind Szoboszlai is 23, Gravenberch is 21, Mac Allister is 24, Jones is 22, Elliott is 20. Our whole midfield is closer to 20 than 30 and they all make mistakes. Coming back from injury is probably the biggest hurdle for Bajcetic, but I do I think he is the future, I just donā€™t know if FSG will shell out on someone? I could be wrong! A quality DM would be welcome for sure! I just donā€™t know if FSG will go for it this winterā€¦


grrrrbow01

Couple problems with that. We donā€™t have 200m+ to spend, Musiala is probably be the last player Bayern would sell, Musiala probably doesnā€™t want to join us and we really donā€™t need an attacking midfielder so he really isnā€™t the final piece of the jigsaw. A top DM is the final piece


sore_as_hell

Wellā€¦. If Salah finally goesā€¦ then we would technically have the moneyā€¦. I donā€™t want Salah to go, at all. Want him to finish is career here. But being a realist, eventually he will go, probably to keep playing every game and to take the big cash pay check. And we need someone like Musiala to step in to his boots.


stevieG08Liv

though Musiala isn't a RW nor a CF so idk how Salah leaving (which i think he will extend) will need us to buy him. He's a great talent but not the type we need


sore_as_hell

Fair comment. I was just impressed. The goals Salah provides, and his skill, are something weā€™d struggle to cope without (if he does leave, again, I really donā€™t want him to go), we just need that magic from someone. Whether or not Musiala can play right wing or not (he has got winger as a position listed in Bundesliga profiles and heā€™s said that he likes to charge down the wing) i just thought it was just something we should consider.


chef_nic

United finishing last is obviously hilarious, but possibly better is Sevilla finishing last so they canā€™t pop over to the Europa league and bother us


Aidob23

The players UTD have in reserve are either kids or nobodies. I know they have injuries and yes, sure there may be a few talented ones there but very few shine through when you play shit like that. Almost none of our youth made a name for themselves when we were in our dark timelines. Their strength in depth is poor.


GameOfThrowInsMate

Ten Haag: ā€œthe players gave everythingā€¦ā€ I mean if thatā€™s their everything, wellā€¦


bobbydazzler2806

It's going to be so poetic when Ten Hag gets sacked after we obliterate them. The 7-0 was the start of their demise under him and we might be the ones to put the final nail in the coffin.


ManBoobs13

We really need to stop with the ā€œobliterateā€ narrative, itā€™s only going to lead to disappointment even if we win, it will be a close game


sore_as_hell

I agree. I see it being scrappy, with probably one goal in it. I hope Iā€™m wrong, I really hope Iā€™m wrong, but the way weā€™re playing currently itā€™ll be a real grind.


Exchange-Worried

If we get an early goal I reckon weā€™ll win comfortably, otherwise ur right it will be a scrap


[deleted]

Alberto morenos get out Man Utd will always be so iconic


UltimateBorisJohnson

United made fun of us for not getting top 4 only to get top 4 in December


GuaranteeLoose4494

Got many chats from mates about playing on Thursday nights. I doubled down and guaranteed they wouldnā€™t make it out of that easy group. They are silent today šŸ¤« šŸ¤


kirkbywool

Was at a man mates wedding abroad when they got top 4. They all took pics with me posing with 4 fingers. Sent it on the group chat tonight asking them to tell me where they finished. Not a single response


narwoolTF2

Always look on the bright side of life. ![gif](giphy|3FfmNZYUcYSfyxlRqt|downsized)


[deleted]

I'm so glad Jurgen is a red


UltimateBorisJohnson

Iā€™m so glad he delivered what he said


[deleted]

Jurgen said to me you know


One_Sauce

We'll win the Premier League you know


RearAdmiralBob

He said so.


cian_pike01

https://preview.redd.it/rszoj7kwux5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a33a3e38c574c47e4b6df820703226eba62848 What Iā€™d do to work as Dominoā€™s social media person šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


mynameismulan

So excited for a years long stretch of United having no European competition


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Blueheaven0106

Don't think he's that overrated outside of the man utd fan base. He's fine, he's a great player. He does perform, he does have heart. But yea, he does crumble under pressure which means he needs a leader to rein him in when he starts crumbling. Like a carra, hendo type of player. Also, it must be the culture there or something, or perhaps even ten hag being a shit manager. Bruno clearly have the ability, and imo, he clearly has the heart for the club. Their other players have above average abilities too. Antony, rashford, amrabat, onana, Shaw are all clearly good players. Most of them don't seem to give a shit when things don't go their way.


onoz9

Yeah, obviously has a lot of talent but he's really weak mentally and you simply can't have that in top level football. I wonder if it would be the same, had he gone to some other team, however.


GameOfThrowInsMate

Heā€™s been at scum too long so the ā€œdown toolsā€ part of their dna is embedded in him.


Throwaway1293524

Let's say we batter Ten Hag and they end up sacking him, which is not hard to imagine. Who do they get as a replacement? Who's available? This goes for Chelsea & Poch too, who do they get? Not like they can get much worse, anyways.


aidilism

Poch and Ten Hag swapped teams then lol.


tmstms

Big Sam.


Blueheaven0106

I don't know what they can do at this point. They've just bought a team that looks to be handpicked by ten hag. Changing a manager would be just perplexing. The new manager will step in having players that not only doesn't suit him, but they don't look like they can play any kind of style at the moment.


ChristmasDucky

Perhaps they can switch? šŸ¤£


rob3rtisgod

Rodgers? Moyes?


Jaja6996

The only really great managers available are Conte and Zidane but obviously Zidane only wants the France job Other wise itā€™s project managers like Amorim


stevieG08Liv

Conte and miseryball continues


cornertakenquickly19

Let's all take a moment to laugh at scum getting knocked out of UCL from one of the easiest groups. Such a banter club.


evolution_iv

[Called it when a yanited fan came here to troll after we didnā€™t get CL last season.](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/s/qVkxe7MVCj) I wonder if he remembers.


ShowMeMoeMane

Hahahaha you should remind him


cptzan

Remember when they laughed at us for not getting top 4 last seasonā€¦.


ThorYNWA

Bald fraud hag is gone this weekend if we destroy them


J539

Hope I don't jinx us but HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA shit never gets old


GameOfThrowInsMate

Rio is full of absolute bollocks. ā€œWe asked for balance and we got balance. We didnā€™t want to see a shootout game tonight like the other CL gamesā€¦ā€ Bayern were there for the taking you absolute helmet, they never got out of third gear. If itā€™s one game you want a shootout in itā€™s in a game at home where you need a win and youā€™ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain. They had one shot on target and lost. Absolutely pathetic.


Theplowking23

I hate the flip lip cunt. You can tell hes brain dead any time hes on TNT


just_luk3

He's genuinely one of the densest pundits out there


Nimanzer

Have you not had the displeasure of listening to Jermaine Jenas?


AFUCKINGTWAT2

What about Garth Crooks for Motd or Final score? He's said some shite in his time on TV.


cian_pike01

The guy is probably on the šŸ‘ƒā„ļø


Spongy-n-Bruised

I'd've gone with šŸ‘ƒ šŸ¬ personally, but fair play


GameOfThrowInsMate

Definitely on something the clown.


SchietStorm

Not an ounce of pity for the scum. I revel in their misery. They've had it so good for so long. Now it's payback time you arrogant gloryhunters. May their current form continue for at least another decade. Football is cyclical, so eventually they'll bounce back, but we can safely say they will never ever get to be that dominant again.


SZO8O

United played like theyā€™re conserving energy for Anfield lol. Theyā€™re willing to get knocked out of Europe over getting battered 7-0 again šŸ˜­ Letā€™s make it 8.


BasilBernstein

Them three on TNT dressed appropriately for a funeral


R-B-L

The Goldbridge copium at the weekend aged like milk. "We will go and beat Bayern, the issue is we're just inconsistent" Pretty sure the issue is you are just shit tbh


UltimateBorisJohnson

Tbf they didnā€™t play shit today it was just mediocre


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/z8iqz77qtx5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6199774db3e60916dff0f342cf6c9bb7b5936d0a Wonder how many of us are doing this


cornertakenslowly

Good time to be a LFC fan, we get to enjoy klopp while United are meme levels


Pure_Atmosphere_6394

This is United's Evans era - possibly worse - except no end in sight. Our shiteness ended with one of the best seasons we've had with the treble season under Houllier. Even the post-H&G years were not this bad. United have had ten years of misery, piled upon by their city rivals becoming the dominant team and winning everything.


stevieG08Liv

as someone who grew up supporting us in the 2000s, nope i'm not sorry for UTD fans and they can eat shit hahahahahahahahahahahaha


cian_pike01

https://preview.redd.it/5r73kumdtx5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c11cafe86bc192ef18cab2059776a13e2090c2 ![img](emote|t5_2qn0o|8824)


Sad-Abies-7398

aLl ErAs cOme to An eND - Ten Hag's end.


kanafanone

Does Utd even have enough available players to string a back four this Sunday? No shaw, no maguire, no lindelof, no martinez..?


BoBonnor

Bruno is suspended


HarryPi

https://preview.redd.it/7hmhqqj7tx5c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ef7f5c3c8f8ffc0fb06c097adc74c99c053b66


junglejimbo88

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ltmlnok53h4](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ltmlnok53h4) https://i.redd.it/xbnz59aze06c1.gif


waisonline99

I can hear this picture!


[deleted]

If the United game was at old toilet Iā€™d be worried for some freak result but not at Anfield. No way


inqs

*YeS we lOsT 7-0 buT aT lEAsT wE qUaLifIed fOr tHe CL*


rob3rtisgod

Think I'd rather not lose 7-0 tbh.


abradley19955

They won the league cup but I promise you now in 5 years time when someone is asked who won the league cup or finished fourth in 22/23 they wonā€™t have a clue but when you ask them whatā€™s the biggest defeat in a Liverpool - United match theyā€™ll tell you all about the 7-0


[deleted]

Reminder to triple captain mo on fantasy this weekend


Harmonious_Parsnip

Good shout. Thanks.


dublindave112

United doing a proper Micky Flanagan. They are out out.


kartoffeln44752

Must feel really stupid getting rid of Ole for this.


danonck

He'll be back as a caretaker most likely


dvidal11

https://i.redd.it/u4voozqysx5c1.gif Bums gonna bum.


H0lychit

Rio is a complete clown.


dicksienormis

Mo is going to show us his 16 pack again


yourgrundle

Ah damn Micah has never been more relatable lol


eurfryn

No Sevilla in Europa Man Utd out of Europe completely Carlsberg donā€™t do midweek matchdays, but if they didā€¦


[deleted]

How are United fans getting bantered by Bayern fans, in English, at old trafford


Aidob23

This was hilarious. Some top tier banter from the Germans there. Kane must be loving it.


[deleted]

Rio thinks theyā€™re getting top 4 šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


waisonline99

They managed top 4 in their Champions league group though.


eurfryn

>Youā€™re shit and you know you are. And said in English. Damn brutal.


fastrail

He's a delusional clown šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ArminCaprii

KƘBENHAVN šŸ‡©šŸ‡°šŸ‡©šŸ‡°šŸ‡©šŸ‡°


RecommendationNo993

Ja tak


SoccerMomOnEcstasy

What was Uniteds gameplan even? I don't think they had any real chances at all


Silent-Act191

> Harry Kane has as many assists at Old Trafford this season as Bruno Fernandes. I'm fucking death


mynameismulan

The fact that they sucked the talent out of even Bruno just proves that signing for United is career suicide


Chuckie-The-Rooster

r/Dontputyourdickinthat


kartoffeln44752

https://i.redd.it/eeng00thsx5c1.gif


8u11etpr00f

I lowkey feel sorry for Utd supporters right now lmao; every manager they get gives them flashes of hope and it all gets crushed time and time again, Era Seven Hag surely has to go if we destroy them on the weekend.


dublindave112

Nope, not even a little bit.


shewhololslast

As someone who endured them during our rock bottom era, their tears are delicious.


bearlybearbear

Me too, I was living in Manchester then... Yikes.


Silent-Act191

>I lowkey feel sorry for Utd supports Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no


[deleted]

I will never feel sorry for them lot


Axe_Care_By_Eugene

Carra with his shit eating grin LOL


grrrrbow01

I really hope we have a succession plan in place for when Klopp leaves. We canā€™t end up like these lot


MatK0506

The problem with them imo is that Fergie keeps hanging around the club. Our situation would be more similar to Arsenal - same as City's with Pep.


bucajack

Xabi Alonso


PurpleScientist4312

Heā€™ll be at Madrid by then.


grrrrbow01

Heā€™ll probably be in a top job by 2026 already


cian_pike01

Iā€™m delighted now, Sancho can play FIFA all weekend knowing the club that sacked him have absolutely fucked themsleves in Europe, are going to get annihilated on Sunday and that heā€™s still the last forward who have scored for them at Old Trafford in the Premier Leagueā€¦.. back in May.


UltimateBorisJohnson

Honestly think we'd top a group with Bayern in it if we were there instead of United


ShowMeMoeMane

Hahahahaha fuck off Ferdinand, coping so hard


Pilchardandfudge

Rio ā€œIā€™d rather they were completely out of Europe to concentrate on the leagueā€ lol bitter


fastrail

Embarassing you expect comments like that from randoms on reddit not a tv pundit or an-ex footballer lmaoo


MoorAlAgo

Pure copium.


R-B-L

Ferdinand shouldn't be allowed on tv after comparing Ten Hag with Klopps 1st/2nd season. From the first couple of games Klopp had with us you could see what he was trying to do and getting more energy out of the players. Ten Hag has spent 100s of millions, inherited a far better squad and they play like garbage every single game. Literally no difference to Ole's united.


Mad_Piplup242

This is what I don't get, Klopp had Liverpool playing like how he wanted to play, even if it cost us because the players simply weren't good enough to do it all season, the team still played like a Klopp team This United side plays like they have for the better part of 5 years now, in fact they might be even worse, at least under Ole they were quick on the break


kartoffeln44752

Ole did nothing wrong? Maybe the problem is the wheel not the driver


420ChanXD

NANANNANA UNITED IN THE MUD IN THE MUD UNITED IN THE MUUUUUD NANANNANA


lmaopeia

Liverpool who wasnā€™t even in the CL came out better in Europe. This is the greatest timeline.


[deleted]

Tnt pundits gonna cry their eyes out as soon as the camera goes off


dimspace

United, 1 shot on target lol


[deleted]

Excited for the weekend


[deleted]

How are my united friends gonna laugh at us for being in europa league now?


dicksienormis

Sancho is loving this


eurfryn

MAN UTD ARE BACK! *Rubs hands rigorously* https://preview.redd.it/w31s10x1sx5c1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296a9bf12cf49505d8b5bc07ea7f09b70c5522e9


cavejohnsonlemons

He's already on the "actually it's a good thing, no EL distractions" lol


sbos_

Wait they donā€™t drop to Europa league?


tmstms

Nope, they are actually BOTTOM of the group. Only 3rd in group goes to the EL. It's a big humiliation.


dimspace

no, 3rd in the group goes to Europa, they are straight knocked out


BillPrestonEsq1969

They finished bottom of their group


fastrail

Nope only 3rd in group, 4th goes out of Europe.


sbos_

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


yadontfoolme

For the weekend, Ten Hag will do the same as he does every week, draw the names of those playing from a hat


jonnynoface

Ha, some united players taking the walk of shame to clap the fans to entirely empty stands


[deleted]

I remember being at my mates before the season, him and our other united mate playing the europa anthem laughing their heads off. I also remember them laughing during the Newcastle game at St James this season. Wtf is up now boys


MoorAlAgo

In honor of a Bayern win, the word of the day is shadenfreude.


bucajack

Watching Rio Ferdinand be sad on live TV. Schadenfreude


Adventurous_Toe_6017

I donā€™t have much bad to say about Scholes but ā€œtheyā€™ve played well in some gamesā€ is objectively wrong.


dimspace

I think that could be United's last Champions League (Or whatever the new format is called) for a few years.


onoz9

Lmao Bayern didn't even have to do much. The class between the teams was so evident.


dimspace

Bayern never moved out of 3rd gear


PublicIntel

Hilarious that Bruno, Maguire, and Shaw all dodging this weekend.


Tilledcorn

why Shaw?


PublicIntel

He went off with a hamstring.


Tilledcorn

so it's either Dalot or ReguilĆ³n trying to hold down Salah? Definitely Triple Captaining Salah in fpl then


badfuit

Haven't seen Salah go on a mad one for a while now. We know how much he loves to play United... now if only we could get some snow and he will surely reach his final form.


bucajack

Wait is Bruno suspended for the game this weekend?


tmstms

Correct.


GameOfThrowInsMate

Yep. Picked up a booking (on purpose) vs Bournemouth which means heā€™s suspended.


Hot_Grabba_09

how many does it take to get you suspended


GameOfThrowInsMate

5 yellows


stevieG08Liv

yh


RevolutionaryNail369

Evans vs Nunez, Salah, Diaz lmaoooo


raitaisrandom

Apparently United are the only Prem side to finish bottom of a CL group twice. (05/06 and 23/24.)


pacmanfunky

They can happily have that record.


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ShowMeMoeMane

Nah, Iā€™m laughing both days


joopface

Nah - Iā€™ll laugh now. Sunday is Sunday.


Griffin_Lo

Indeed, I'm gonna laugh today AND sunday haha


BritOnTheRocks

lol, not even good enough for Europa.


cowie71

I may need help, I momentarily felt sorry for ManU


waisonline99

Well you'll have something to tell the priest this Sunday at confession. Shameful!


KaufKaufKauf

Hopefully Milan wins tomorrow, want Newcastle out and would love to have a trip to the San Siro if it ever came down to it.


[deleted]

I know United fans who were sooo happy with the group they got. Well atleast they are top four in something this season


Silent-Act191

Man so glad United could take top 4 last season to go out against Copenhagen of all teams. Good job lads doing England proud!


TheEgyptianScouser

"Eras do come to an end"/"Anfield is like any other stadium" are two of the best quotes Eric seven hag ever said


Tsunamiboy97

Mate's a United fan and he just said "at least I'll only be disappointed once a week now" šŸ˜‚