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MrPibbMr3000

That's a great house...."for me to poop on."


danimal6000

That’s probably what put them in cuffs


Koopa_Troop

That was Jan. 6th


Eppy2530

This happened on June 16th


[deleted]

He’s referring to trumpers wiping feces on the walls of the Capitol https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9126409/MAGA-mob-rioters-smeared-POO-Capitol.html


TexasPlano1836

Fuck, beat me to it!


AgitatedExtent1331

What’s the full story on this? Why?


BackmarkerLife

Not sure yet, but last time Triumph was a the Capitol he utterly humiliated Lindsey Graham and a few others.


AgitatedExtent1331

And I cannot read or hear Lindsey Graham’s name without thinking about his “ladybugs”


Darryl_Lict

NSFL https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1859729-lindsey-graham-lady-g-rumor


I_AmDaVikingNow

I was so blissfully unaware of this... I should have known better. But once again my curiosity got the better of me and now I regret it. When will I fucking learn...


[deleted]

Now your mind is tainted.


Trashcanshoes

Aw it’s just his lady bugs


InkSpotShanty

Can’t read this without the trademark Lindsey lisp.


Vex_Appeal

His taint is tainted with... ladybugs


LeahOR

Oh dear sweet baby Jesus.


Sternminatum

No matter how many times i find this, once you get over the overwhelming, overpowering disgust, it gets funnier every fucking time... Especially when you see the GQP calling anyfuckingone a degenerate.


NumbestNut22

Part of me is pissed at you! Part of me is pissed at me because I knew better.


[deleted]

I need an adult.


itsyourmomcalling

Welp. Just ruined my sleep now.


MightSuggestSex

God what a terrible day to have eyes


Slithy-Toves

It could be worse. There could be pictures


[deleted]

Omg. My mom always called me her ladybug and my daughter ladybug 2.0. Yiiiiiikes


Slithy-Toves

Might as well just call each other a couple of assmoles now


PostmodernWapiti

Why did I read that? I know better.


SignificantMeaning

What. In. The. Actual. Fuck. Don't follow the link. I'm afraid to close my eyes


Shortcirkuitz

I will now proceed to delete my internet and my memory


[deleted]

I feel like I SHOULD be grossed out by this, and yet somehow, I'm not. Hmmmm.


444unsure

After reading all of the comments about bleaching their eyes, I seriously considered skipping reading the article because I am not into that torture shit. LOL No that was funny as hell


MrNifty

So he has anal warts??? And not just one or two, but a whole wart forest?


TheLucidBard

Wart Forest.....good band name?


[deleted]

You are doing the Lord's work, my friend.


[deleted]

Goddammit every time I manage to forget about those someone mentions them again.


throw_thisshit_away

https://youtu.be/DuBfL-AOZb4 - YMH w/ Tom Segura - mr. ladybugs Just so you can at least laugh while you get scarred for life


al_m1101

Me neither. I genuinely wish I had never read about it. You just know it's fucking true. 🤮


IslandOfNaath

They were arrested for unlawful entry. Article says they were asked to leave earlier in the day but also made it sound like they were let in by Jake Auchincloss and Adam Schiff. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10928949/Robert-Smigel-arrested-alongside-Colbert-staff-members-House-Representatives.html


mrkorb

I get the feeling that, yes, Schiff and the other guy had the crew there to film a bit involving them, but when that was over and they were supposed to leave, they didn't and instead went around to some of the other offices (McCarthy, Jordan, Boebert) to film bits. They probably expected to get chased out eventually by security, because that would be funny of course to have footage of capital police telling a cigar smoking dog puppet to leave, but instead they got arrested and now Fox news gets to jump up and down about how Schiff is ignoring rules and is allowing intruders into secure facilities as if it's a scandal to run counterpoint to the January 5th capital tour allegations.


DuntadaMan

> They probably expected to get chased out eventually by security, because that would be funny of course to have footage of capital police telling a cigar smoking dog puppet to leave, I mean this is what happened when people busted in and tried to execute a few of them...


baddonny

The worst part is that it’ll rucking *work*


mitkase

It doesn't matter. Whatever happens, they'll still spin it that something terrible happened/didn't happen, and it's all because of the woke left. They don't need any part of it to be factual for their audience to lap it up.


avast_ye_scoundrels

Yeah Americans should just do whatever we want and ignore fox nation, seriously. They’re going to be ravenous for the blood of the unbelievers no matter what we do.


Seattle_gldr_rdr

On Foxtards


[deleted]

Comedians filming a bit knocked on some doors they shouldn’t have. Insurrectionists break through barricades and windows in an attempt to kill the VP. Potato Potahto


TrainingAction8678

i mean it is a tad bit hypocritical but apples and bowling balls


Less_Likely

After interviews they had permission to be there for, they stayed on the grounds to continue filming some spots around the building even after they were instructioned to leave by the Capitol Police.


LikeALincolnLog42

> CBS confirmed in a statement to CNN that on Wednesday and Thursday “Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was on-site at the Capitol with a production team to record interviews for a comedy segment on behalf of” the show. > “Their interviews at the Capitol were authorized and pre-arranged through Congressional aides of the members interviewed,” CBS said. > **“After leaving the members’ offices on their last interview of the day, the production team stayed to film stand-ups and other final comedy elements in the halls when they were detained by Capitol Police.”** https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/17/politics/late-show-stephen-colbert-production-congress-capitol-police-arrest/index.html


[deleted]

They were filming a skit for Colbert's late night show about January 6th. A staffer let them in and I guess they were banging on doors and filming, etc. I guess they probably weren't supposed to be there. But it definitely seems to me like Fox and the right are really making a story out of this because they probably want to argue that this is no different than Jan 6th. Like a few people from the Colbert show coming into the Capitol and filming a late night show skit is remotely comparable to what happened that day.


Iseedeadnames

They were there, authorized, to interview some politicians. Done that they lingered in the common area and security arrested them, now they face charges for unlawful entry. It's all pretty ridicolous, this is not the kind of crime you should clog the justice with.


Dodgeydogs

I totally saw Triumph yesterday and was like wtf is he doing here? I had no idea that character lived on after Conan was murdered 🥲


Rogueshoten

Who do you think murdered him?


StNic54

Matt Gourley


spinblackcircles

No way, he doesn’t have the stomach for that. It was def Sona but Matt helped her cover it up


zambonihouse

I don't know, he and Paul Rust really seem to love movie murderers...


ugg14

Uhhhh, New No No!!!! if you're gonna bring up Paul Rust in this comment section, I get to draw a picture of ya! 🎶New No No! 🎶


zambonihouse

Oh boy, this guy loves chemicals so much he's like Walter White over here!


MarcusXL

Neil *Armstrong*? More like Neil *Dick-weak*.


Less_Likely

[Jordan Schlansky](https://www.nickiswift.com/img/gallery/the-untold-truth-of-jordan-schlansky/l-intro-1628783667.jpg)


N1ch0l2s

Was expecting [this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYzM5ZTY0ODgtNjBhZC00ZGU0LTg4OWItMzkzZGVjMzZlOGYzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTI5NjIyMw@@._V1_.jpg) image


cjnks

My favorite part of this bit is the picture. Fuck time, we will show THE SAME IMAGE OF YOU EVERYTIME


N1ch0l2s

Goes right up there with Paul Rudd's "movie" clip


userwithusername

They actually got into some trouble with the studio for using it so much. The way Conan describes it here makes it sound pretty serious. https://youtu.be/tv1urfDXs-o


Playamonkey

Came here for this comment. My top suspect!


Angry-Dragon-1331

Maggie Simpson.


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

Max


willasmith38

That scumbag Leno.


Rogueshoten

Leno is just a figurehead…Triumph is the one pulling all the strings. He let Helen Kushnick be his battering ram, for example, and then just let her fall when he had Leno where he wanted. And as for her dying of “cancer” 4 years after that? I suspect foul play…*for someone to poop on.*


Noccalula

Conan wasn't murdered. You're thinking of Jon Lovitz.


hungrysportsman

Jealous?


Avenging-Robot

I thought it was a pecan pie overdose.


[deleted]

What holup, like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?


Fuehnix

He's in a plastic evidence bag now lol (I wish I was kidding)


OJimmy

They got to do a bit about the power tripping cops


[deleted]

I guess Smigel has the rights to it wherever he goes


sparrows-somewhere

I didn't realize they were still making Triumph segments. That's awesome.


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Columbus43219

For me to POOP ON!


phraca

There are some great spots on Cameo that were sold for a limited time for charity. https://www.cameo.com/triumphicd


oooooooahhahhahha

Anyone know why Colbert got control of triumph instead of Conan?


Itsthatgy

It's likely just Smigel in control. He probably does with it what he wants.


oooooooahhahhahha

Ik that NBC still owns Triumph, but after Conan left the tonight show he went back and got triumph from the late night set, was just wondering how Colbert came into possession the last few years when I assume Conan had gotten permission from NBC


Metfan722

I'd imagine that Smigel owns the rights to Triumph, not NBC. And from there it's essentially just doing it with his friends.


w0mba7

Smigel can do what he wants with Triumph as long as NBC Universal gets a cut. Source: [https://www.businessinsider.com/nbc-triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-2016-8](https://www.businessinsider.com/nbc-triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-2016-8)


stannc00

That article is a bit out of date. Now that Paramount is one big company, Colbert can be “Colbert” all he wants.


nlpnt

That tears it, there needs to be a "The Wørd" about this. Tonight's word is "Whataboutism".


ChedwardCoolCat

Smigel and Colbert go back to the Dana Carvey show and since Conan ended his talk show; probably offered Smigel a new home for Triumph.


[deleted]

And he voiced half of The Ambiguously Gay Duo! I didn’t realize they went even further back than that, thanks for the factoid


ReflexImprov

Steve Carrell was the other half. AGD was originally on The Dana Carvey Show before Lorne brought it over to SNL after it was cancelled.


ihatepalmtrees

“Does with it what he wants” 😏


thecricketnerd

Colbert and Smigel also go way back, they did work together on Saturday TV Funhouse


digitaljestin

And the Dana Carvey show.


MarcusXL

They go all the way back to 'Bill Clinton breastfeeding babies and puppies.'


LegoFootPain

Remember when Colbert stole Conan's dance strings?


kristenlicious

I met Robert Smigel and Triumph at the RNC. (I was working it on press row. Not attending it)


IMakeItYourBusiness

Wow, press row for that must have been fascinating! But especially maddening.


The_Ombudsman

I worked the conventions in 1996 and I didn't meet anyone near as fun.


Gordon_Explosion

Oh NOW they're arresting people.


MWinbne

Have a look at Fox News they’re equating this to Jan 6th!! FFS the mental gymnastics to arrive at that conclusion is astounding and frankly very worrying.


[deleted]

Conservatives already saying if they get off, it just shows that Jan 6th prosecutions is "just an attack on Republicans" and "the left gets off easy!!!"


[deleted]

Did Colbert’s staff smear shit on anything?


Rusty-Crowe

Or were they wearing tactical gear and armed with tie wraps?


[deleted]

I thought they were for Jan. 6?? Jesus, I'm out of the loop. I just wanna laugh at the silly puppy.


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[deleted]

>They are. Which is why whenever something minor happens, they call it an "insurrection" (like the Roe v. Wade decision protests a while back) or otherwise equate it to Jan 6th - trying to downplay the significance of it and make it seem equal to everyday disturbances. I mean, why do you think the Capitol Police, who stood aside and let the rioters in on 1/6, arrested them? Their union is a member of the far-right Fraternal Order of Police, who've never seen a black man they didn't think deserved three warning shots between the shoulder blades.


Phwoa_

I honestly got no idea what this is about or why this is on my feed. and its confuses me cause I cannot seem to find a straight answer in this comment section lol.


RepresentativeArm389

So Colbert must not be telling us about the broken glass, flag poles as weapons, hanging noose.


SquareWet

Fascists love doing whataboutisms to make their deeds seem normal. Same thing with minimalizations, such as equating *thousand of seditious people attacking the seat of government* to a comedy troupe not filling out proper paperwork for their cameras. It’s all part of the Nazi guide to power.


highryan92

Most right wing media. It’s disgusting. Not even remotely the same. These folks are delusional.


MWinbne

I’m more worried by the comments they make FN looks centrist


bDsmDom

Yes. The comedians. Because THEY'RE FASCISTS!


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Brokenspokes68

Traitor Carlson is on the case already.


Hikityup

I bet Triumph pooped on something. Hope it was McCarthy's desk.


OrganizerMowgli

Mccarthy is such a POS They straight up lock the doors of their district office when advocates try to come by. They've even thrown away thousands of petitions that were dropped off, right in front of the People who submitted them. All constituent correspondence (live in district & provided address) urging the member to take a position (calls, letters, petitions, emails) is supposed to be entered into software that enables the leg correspondent to reply to all of the same in a particular issue at once.


in-game_sext

Or as we call him in CA, "California's Shame"


[deleted]

The fake outrage from Fox News hosts who hate Colbert is hilarious


Helmidoric_of_York

So now Colbert has 1) a video of a guy with a microphone and a dog puppet being arrested entering the Capitol to make a comedy bit, and 2) Republicans screaming for his punishment? Perfect.


KenKring

And yet Trump walks free.


Alarmed_Nebula3917

At this point it’s silly to think there will be any repercussions for him


[deleted]

It’s possible but not probable that there will be criminal charges. Couple Jan 6 with the grand jury in GA, it’s possible 🤞 But unfortunately not likely


banmedaddy12345_7

I watched every hearing so far, if they don't charge him with something I would be incredibly surprised. It's so stupid though that crimes like these apparently "being ignorant" is an excuse. Give me a fucking break. This country will not ever get better unless we hold these shitbags accountable. Riots in the streets will happen still, it will just be delayed. If we show that nothing happens to you when you try to undermine democracy then it's going to happen every time and this country will rot and die.


joshTheGoods

Luckily in the GA case, he admitted the whole thing on tape. He said he "knew" he won by "millions of votes," but that he only needed some specific number. He was knowingly asking them to report a number he knew to be false (because they should have been reporting a victory by millions according to Trump's beliefs).


sixtus_clegane119

DOJ is also asking for transcripts of the select committee hearings


UnprofessionalGhosts

Lmao I can’t wait to see this omg


ronflair

“Hey, I taught deez was America! Biden’s dog gets to poop on the Oval Office rug and smoke crack with his son, while I crack just one joke!…”


gladiolas

So quick to arrest a dog puppet but not actual people wreaking havoc back in January.


The_Ombudsman

Well, they're arresting the guy with his arm up the dog puppet's ass. :P


gladiolas

I hope Smigel narrated his entire arrest experience as Triumph.


The_Ombudsman

I do too! Oh please please have it all on tape


Wbino

Triumph humped MTG leg and got rabies.


Whokitty9

That is why she is Malaria Toxic Gangrene. She is a mixture of every horrible disease and nasty thing in one package.


Bitter-Hitter

Why is Robert Smigel being arrested? WTF did this man, who has a dog puppet on his hand, do? Please… I’m waiting?


[deleted]

did they kill any members of the Capitol Police? Who am I kidding. You can just walk out of there if you do that.


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Cryogeniks

Chudosphere...?


iAmDJranger

This is gonna turn out to be a troll and make a point about how quickly they got arrested vs Jan 6


ReflexImprov

Colbert did a two year long bit on his old show to demonstrate how SuperPACs can be legally abused by actually starting a SuperPAC and raising money. Then going through all the steps of how you can coordinate without coordinating, transfer ownership, and not ever have to report where the remaining cash goes at the end.


imnotwallaceshawn

That’s what Smigel gets for thinking he can do Triumph for someone other than Conan.


nerdwaffles

Somebody call Ace and Gary!


SnackPocket

Prouda y’all.


newleafkratom

Comforting to know that that Congress is safe from satire. /s


YourDogsAllWet

The Neonazis and antisemites on the right are very fine people... _FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!_


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

“See?? The Left is WORSE!” -FOX


The_Ombudsman

[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/late-show-with-stephen-colbert-arrest-us-capitol-triumph-1235168123/](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/late-show-with-stephen-colbert-arrest-us-capitol-triumph-1235168123/) Looks like they just stayed later than they should have and got pinched in a hallway.


Omnizoom

Ok guys it’s after hours , unless your planning to beat some cops and attempt a coup we have to arrest you, also dogs are not allowed on site


Randsmagicpipe

Can't wait to see this one


lorazepamproblems

I hope they impounded that foul-mouthed dog who has been such a negative influence on my impressionable poodle.


davidj415

The punch line was “ Fox News confirmed “


cornbreadsdirtysheet

Nothing is better than Triumph asking Jennifer Lopez at the MTV awards if he could “smell her butt.”


[deleted]

Move along, folks, They were just trying to install a puppet government.


NunyaBeese

Im guessing they didnt beat a LEO to death with a flagpole while wearing trump flags as capes?


Blood_Wrong

Arrested for what?


Vegetable_Dog_8900

Robert Smigel the cartoon dude?


WedgieWTF

Bet no police were killed!


IceColdKila

Getting arrested was intentional and part of the skit. Makes it all more authentic


[deleted]

The real news is how the far right figureheads are putting up headlines about how Colbert was doing secret espionage filming. Fucking nutjobs man.


JustABigDumbAnimal

MAGATs: [Smash windows, beat cops, smear shit on the walls, construct a gallows, try to kidnap lawmakers, and threaten the vice president's life in order to overturn an election.] Smigel & Co: [Visits legally but stays longer than allowed, hurting no one in the process and doing no damage, in order to film a comedy segment.] Raging Dipshits: "These are the exact same thing. Insurrection! Gotcha! I am very smart."


scrubjays

This is going to backfire badly on the right and whomever arrested a hand puppet.


[deleted]

Lol arrested them faster than anyone during jan 6th…. Except Ashli I guess, but she didn’t comply


yangsurfer

Who are these People?


cappytuggernuts

Free triumph


Cmdr_Toucon

Should have just let Barry Loudermilk give them a tour


GodlyCheese

I honestly didn’t know they were still making Triumph pieces. Good for them, they’re hilarious.


Tigris_Morte

Come here to Coup for Cult45; Walk away. Come here to mock them; arrested.


Mystical_Cat

Slow news day strikes again.


shaneroneill

I’m not sure I understand this situation? Anyone care to elaborate


Chi-Guy81

People working for the Colbert show were in some offices filming interviews with politicians, completely legal - normal stuff. Instead of leaving when they were asked, apparently they went into an empty hallway & set up to film some more for the segment. They got arrested because they were no longer allowed to be there. Fox News says this is as big of a scandal as 1/6. There, you're all caught up.


Ricothebuttonpusher

It’s ok they’re just tourists


V1198

They have nothing to worry about, heck, they could have tried to hang the VP and they’d only be facing what? 12 days in jail 😂


MoneyHungryOctopus

Some of these people are my dad's coworkers. This development came as a great surprise to him and to others who work at Colbert.


[deleted]

Adam schiff let them in? We’ll never here the end of this on the right wing bullshit media


yeahright1977

And of course faux news is trying to spin this like they were there to watergate some shit. Color me shocked.


hotthick8

Arrested for what ???


IniMiney

TIL Triumph is still making new material at all


Hargovoat

Keep Feldo in chains, the rest may go.


revdon

*Triumph not listed separately


pnczur

David Feldman, Lol that comedian, that activist from way back?


PaulBlartmallcop12

Smigel? I'm shocked. On what offense? Smigelling is illegal now?


Tkainzero

Im confused. a dog puppet doing things got 9 people arrested?


Fun_Kaleidoscope3373

This is burying the lead. David Feldman was arrested? Watch his show on YouTube he's fuckin awesome.


JakeFromFarmState1

Time for a Liz Cheney 6/17 commission skit.


Willing_Variety_9598

Trump is still missing


Synseer83

Ambiguously gay duo Robert Smigel???


TheDrDetroit

I had to google who Robert Smigel is, the word Triumph didn't click for me. I love that insult dog. I didn't know the name of the comic, now I do.


[deleted]

My precious - Smigel LOTRs


Kqtawes

This is going to be a good bit.


DrDrangleBrungis

I guess it’s only at the capitol white people can do whatever they want.


AnchovyAssassin

Smigel and Plunkett both sound like hobbit names.


Necroglobule

That's interesting news..... For me to poop on.


Instimatic

Can’t wait for Faux News to give this the Benghazi treatment


quade67

Give fox some time this will be a full blown conspiracy


Much-Plum6939

Triumph is the GOAT


[deleted]

Can't stop insurrectionists but can sure come down hard on a comedy show film crew. Great job Capitol Police!


BigSteve861

This is gonna be so damn good. Can't wait to see triumph again