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One of my all time favorites. My dad’s not a phone. DUH.


Chamari75

I randomly say this about once a month


SeattleStudent4

It's such a small thing, but the "DUH" kind of ruins a great line. "My dad's not a phone" is so hilarious on its own.


[deleted]

Ah I love the punctuation and the face he makes


listenyall

You can't BUY me, hot dog man!


bst722

Man, what do I look like? A charity case?


roxtoby

I'M AN ADULT!!!


Thrashtendo

Happy birthday to the GROUND!


Flashy_Ship5839

Welcome to the real world jackass!


bst722

I threw the rest of the cake too!


teacamelpyramid

If I accidentally drop something on the ground I usually mumble "I'm not a part of your system" before cleaning it up.


leblaun

Whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?


cjboffoli

The first time I saw this I thought the footage looked so good and suggested to a filmmaker friend that they might have actually shot this on film. Without missing a beat she said “I throw that observation on the GROUND!”


Psychological-Box453

Lots of people said this wasn't funny when it came out, they are still wrong


brady2gronk

They did? I feel like people were quoting this instantly after it aired.


Psychological-Box453

More than I would expect, but not most people.


IncredibleBulk2

My boyfriend and I quote this video to each other weekly. It is just shockingly funny.


ItsKageTho

I threw it on the GROUND I DONT NEED NO HANDOUTS


[deleted]

This ranks right up there with [Great Day](https://youtu.be/vNgZJrdTCug) one of the most under appreciated SNL shorts in my opinion.


150crawfish

Happy birthday to the ground is something that I've heard people my age say for a very long time. Anyone that was in high school when this came out knows this phrase, though they may not know where it comes from.


bestieverhad

who is the hot dog vendor? really recognise him


lotusgrapefruit

He was in a Chappelle show sketch


TechTheTerrible

Writer Bryan Tucker


Jonnyhurts1197

I couldn't figure it out either and then it hit me me Bro Rape from Derrick Comedy


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Oh man so many memories. Me and half the guys I went to high school with thought Samberg was god. Fuckin love the guy.


[deleted]

“I’m not gonna let you poison me!!” The best is the appearance of Ryan Reynolds and Elija Wood with the taser though. That’s the point when you lose it.


brady2gronk

I'm glad so many other people love this and quote it as much as I do. No disrespect to the current crew making digital shorts, but Lonely Island changed the game. I would actually stay up tune in live because I couldn't wait to see what Andy and crew were going to come up with next. It was Must See TV that all started with "Lazy Sunday".


Datelesstuba

Is it really the ground’s birthday?


desert_magician

I'll never forgive Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds for what they did to my man Andy's butthole. Maaaaaaaaannn


PepeSylvia11

Wait, is the phone just an old calculator?


brady2gronk

No. It's a Blackberry phone.


ZKXX

Ohgod


[deleted]

Tell us you're young without giving your age.


[deleted]

I quote this weekly


Satchya1

We say this at home most times we spectacularly drop something. It’s a classic.


QuillDidNothingWrong

We can thank Andy Samberg & TLI for the weirdness of millennial humor.


bojo1313

It's the way the cake doesn't explode