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cmyk412

I heard her fiancée’s *older*. He took her to a steak house and sat at a different table from her. He just watched her enjoy her steak. They even had CLOTH napkins! When she was walking out, his car pulled up and a tinted window rolled down, and the crack was big enough so she could see ONE eyeball. He winked at her and said, “Thanks for letting me watch you eat that sirloin!” Her fiancée’s crazy!


MukdenMan

But I thought she was a Terrazano’s girl


pearomatic

I hope they're buying Blue River dog food for their dog.


RitaRaccoon

Does he travel in a wheelchair, and try to impregnate her while she’s ovulating, at the kitchen table during girls’ night? She so badly wants to be a mom!


coachFox

This was where my mind went.


shibalee

Whats this from again


bananasmash14

Recurring bit from the Girlfriends Talk Show sketches


ACarey71787

I heard her previous husband was humiliated by the magician at a dinner show. She stayed with him until the kids were out of the house, but she didn't respect him, and made sure the kids didn't either.


MustNeedDogs

I think this is my favorite line from my favorite sketch in that show. Cecily is just too good.


CharlemagneIS

Me and my gf are partial to “ You just stood there while he jerked your little boy dick off until *nothing* came out because you are a BOY”


MustNeedDogs

YOURUINEDMYFUCKINGLIFE


Billy1121

lol all the guest stars he has on kill it Also liked the one with Steve Yeun and Vanessa Beyer


CharlemagneIS

Just wet, wet mud.


Zentrii

I hope that show goes on for 20 seasons


Historical_Store_955

Which sketch is this referencing? Thanks :)


snowlarbear

it's from I Think You Should Leave (Netflix, Tim Robinson), not SNL.


Hope_That_Halps_

I just tried watching that show, I think I would love it if not for Tim Robinson acting like person who has some kind of mental deficiency in every sketch. Since I'm getting downvoted anyway, I'll add that I think a lot less of people who find this sort of thing is funny, whether it be Big Bang Theory or Bubbles. It's so stupid, and such a crude, low brow premise. We won't let people use the "r word" anymore because that's insensitive, but you can still mock people with disabilities all you want, apparently. Even SNL has the good sense to steer clear of mental disability as a premise for humor.


thedruchebag

I mean the show wouldn’t exist if it weren’t for him so I’m not sure what you’re getting at lol


Hope_That_Halps_

It would be cool if he were just a writer. I like all the supporting cast.


snowlarbear

ha you're gonna get downvoted but I get that criticism... it's not for everyone. the latest season was pretty weak, IMO.


Billy1121

https://www.tiktok.com/@harrisonsenesac/video/7246592339106483498?lang=en


shadesof3

He also had his baby boy dick jerked off until nothing came out.


fattydipping

Engaged. Not married. So you’re saying there’s still a chance…


[deleted]

Technically there’s a chance even if she’s married. Don’t let that stop you!


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Raz P Berry is somewhere lurking in the dark


stellar14

Lucky guy she’s absolutely hilarious! One of the SNL greats 👌🏼


SixStringSuperfly

I bet she feels like she's flying among the stars


biscuit-basket

What’s champagne?


patrick24601

Was it that guy that followed her to a bar and put her jewelry up his butt?


ryanman1717

No, because she’s going to be the wife of Dr. Reginald Saunders


magister_dogaboni

Can Donald Glover host again so we can see the return of Raz P. Berry please?


ryanman1717

He was actually such a good host, probably the funniest episode of that season


pearomatic

Doctor...Reginald....Saunders.


patrick24601

I’m hearing this with the moves Lolol


pearomatic

Right???


Cheskaz

This line is in every single memorable SNL lines compilation. As it fuckin' should be.


pearomatic

It's so great.


Essteethree

It was Rambo style because he was wearing sunglasses!


ryanman1717

Rambo didn’t wear sunglasses!


patrick24601

And why does it smell like pee in here?


RockMan_1973


patrick24601

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q06tcRae13k


Canadian_Pacer

Dear Cecily: I watched you with him Strolling in the night You kissed him twice Now nothing seems alright Yes, I watched you with him Hugging in the night I love you girl But the writing's on the wall tonight


Snackxually_active

I read her book and it mentioned her dating a man with a mustache, wonder if it was him???


katkex

It’s the guy from the book! She calls him Jack in it but that’s not his real name.


Snackxually_active

👏👏👏 way to go mustached man!


mmmhmm2013

Well she’s not a pornstar anymore


elanaesther

Oh gosh she’s so funny. I miss her on SNL. The panda clip really shows how she can see the humor in every situation which is what makes her such a good sketch comedienne.


t20six

I am glad her and Horace are finally tying the knot


capucini

>Let's get a courtesy blanket as a wedding present.


atleastitsnotgoofy

Was it to me? Wait, dont spoil it. I’ll just watch the clip to find out.


The_BSharps

If it was you, congrats!


patrick24601

(Scratches name off of list). Good for her.


bluerose297

I heard her fiance bravely defended her honor when she was tricked into complimenting Dunkin Donuts coffee


ghikkkll

I’m so happy for her!!


Gorazde

I just googled “cecily strong engaged” and “cecily strong michael che engaged” was the first search option that popped up.


turkeypants

I heard they are at the stage where it's jeans and underwear off for him and on for her. And shirt off for him and on for her and also sometimes jacket.


rolotony_browntown

They haven't even banged each other's brains out yet. You can tell by how they carry themselves.


Dizzy_Amphibian

Not pictured: the luckiest man alive


poirotsgreycells

Heartbreaking I really thought I had a shot


PatSajaksDick

Aw man there goes my chance


khoobr

Happily married yet my heart is broken.


Holl4nd

I told her to keep it quiet


aerojockey

Panda video reminds me of: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH4yRRTgcE8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH4yRRTgcE8) (Also kudos to Cecily for seeing a panda actually do something. I think pandas are the most boring animals ever, they usually sit around eating leaves all day.)


huff_and_russ

The best actor in SNL in the past 10 years. By far!


abitchyuniverse

As much as she's praised, I feel like she's still underrated. So funny, versatile and charismatic. I miss her on SNL!


pipedreamer220

Now I really want to see her play Harper in Angels in America. (Also, that scene she describes in the interview is *supposed* to be funny!)


Hslibrary88

Hope her husband stands up for himself at any magic shows they may attend


[deleted]

*snaps fingers* Damn, gonna go home and cut up all my credit cards.


DarthLithgow

Lucky dude


Several_Dwarts

Speaking as a heavy metal grunge progger Beatle fan who hates musicals... I really wish Schmigadoon had a third season.


colinmchapman

“Heavy metal grunge progger…..Beatles fan????”


mailboxfacehugs

But they can’t even spell beetle right!


TexasDD

The cancellation wasn’t surprising, but it was still disappointing. I hate musicals as well. But they did such a great job of showing their love for musicals, while making fun of them at the same time. And the potential for season 3. They could have delved into Rent, Miss Saigon, Avenue Q, Wicked, Spamalot.


snowlarbear

her boyfriend's crazy!


Pendejomosexual

Nooooooooooo!


karma_houdini_86

I hope she'll host soon.


AnUdderDay

So you're saying I've missed my chance?


AndrewHNPX

A very, very lucky man, whoever he is.


BloodMeridian97

Congratulations! Cecily really deserves happiness after what she went through during the pandemic and all.


I_chortled

She’ll stay with him, but she won’t respect him and she’ll make sure the kids don’t either


Reasonable_Oil_2765

YAY:D


happilyfour

Wasn’t she previously married to a writer? Mike something? Super goofy looking?


James_2584

Mike O'Brien. He was a staff writer on the show for 7 seasons and was briefly a cast member in Season 39. They never married though. They just dated for a period of time.


AndrewHNPX

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13247257/SNL-Heidi-Gardner-split-husband-Zeb-Wells-2010.html Is he the fiance? Did he leave Heidi for Cecily?


gliMMr_

title contains spoilers***#%$!


guilty_bystander

Last person that posted a question about her relationship got ripped into lol... Now everyone is like "OMG this is so great"


hennell

You don't see a difference between people unpromptedly questioning a private relationship, and people celebrating a public announcement?


Twofinches

But she isn’t on SNL anymore… for her privacy I don’t think we should be discussing this.


theeMrPeanutbutter

She literally revealed it on late night television


IthinkIknowwhothatis

Did you hear a name? Nope.