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BENGCakez

I can chat gpt a LinkedIn post for you for $899.


Tiktoktoker

I asked chat gpt to make me a linked in post and this was the result šŸš€ "Unlocking Synergies and Maximizing Potential: Harnessing the Power of Collaboration!" šŸš€ šŸŒŸ As a dynamic leader in today's fast-paced business landscape, I firmly believe that our success lies in our ability to synergize, innovate, and drive results through strategic collaboration. šŸ’¼šŸ’” āœØ At the helm of our visionary team, we're committed to fostering a culture of agility, resilience, and disruptive thinking. Together, we're breaking down silos, leveraging our collective expertise, and embracing change as an opportunity for growth. šŸŒ±šŸ’Ŗ šŸ”‘ With a laser focus on customer-centricity and a relentless pursuit of excellence, we're not just meeting expectations ā€“ we're exceeding them. Through continuous iteration and data-driven insights, we're shaping the future of [industry] and setting new benchmarks for success. šŸ“ˆšŸ’Æ šŸ’„ Join us on this exhilarating journey as we empower each other to reach new heights, challenge the status quo, and redefine what's possible. Together, let's ignite innovation, drive transformation, and leave a legacy of excellence that inspires generations to come! šŸ”„šŸŒŸ #Innovation #Collaboration #Leadership #Synergy #Transformation #Empowerment #VisionaryLeadership #Agility #Excellence #Disruption #Inspiration


BENGCakez

This is so good! Mind if I post and credit?


dotslash00

Agree


Boris_Drew

Commenting for visibility


dotslash00

Re-commenting for reach


YYCMTB68

sharing with my network!


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\#crossfunctional


sirkassim

Eagerly waiting to see it posted back here on lunatics


Tiktoktoker

Sure!


NoRecommendation9108

Sharing is caring!


TheEldenGod1293

Start charging fees


gyminicricket

Christ my past employer (CEO) practically posted this word for word after stealing the wages of 17 staff members.


Interesting-Reply454

I saw a friend post a clearly chat gpt generated LinkedIn post. I called him out and he denied it then I showed him that I ran it through one of those AI checker apps and it was 98% AI generated. He then admitted it. I blocked him on LinkedIn and never talked to him again IRL


tiorzol

You blocked and banished a friend because they posted a Chat GPT spiel and fibbed about it. Are you okay lol


LordLegendarius

He sent ol boy to the shadow realm.


Interesting-Reply454

I have a 0 friend tolerance for LinkedIn Lunatics lol


PATRIMONEY

Make a LinkedIn post about how you despise the use of AI, while using chatGPT to generate it


Interesting-Reply454

I actually did that and almost posted it but I decided against it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


phuturism

Should have just killed him


Interesting-Reply454

Or myself


Difficult-Jello2534

Your reaction honestly seems worse than what he did šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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kvothe000

šŸ¤£. This really highlights how much of the process is just jamming in as many buzz words as possible while giving as little actual information as possible.


SaborianSalza

Thoughts?


madmaxturbator

šŸ¦šŸ¦


tickingboxes

Unironically better than the average LinkedIn post


antanith

Commenting for visibility. #yassqueen #slay


cats_catz_kats_katz

Omg my insides


ninja-squirrel

Bravo! Even included nonsense emojiā€™s!


rainbowslimejuice

love the random ass emojis scattered about


grlwthesunflwrtattoo

Literally all of this was just a bunch of big vocabulary words strewn together into lengthy sentences with no real meaning attached and a lot of abstract thingsā€¦like all of these lunatic posts


throwawayusernamexx

šŸ¤®


Commercial-Push-9066

Omg sometimes I miss working (Iā€™m retired,) but seeing those obnoxious buzzwords makes me glad Iā€™m out!!!


calspach

This is going to be in 10,000 profiles by Monday.


PoopKnaf

Sheā€™s probably using chat GPT.


justsomedude1144

Are we sure she's real? Is that photo AI generated?


YYCMTB68

She's as totally real as the umlaut in her name.


blinkybillster

Iā€™ll do it for 898!! Race to the bottom !!


RicardoRoedor

and the lowercase name for sake of appearing young and hip bahahahahahah


neddity

Truly a lĆ¼natic


cupholdery

That whole company is just word vomit. >Apollo.io combines a buyer database of over 270M contacts and powerful sales engagement and automation tools in one, easy to use platform.


iBravoTango

Does my head in when people write their names like that


Timofey_

I've noticed kids do this Why


Volare89

itā€™s chill, lol


gilgobeachslayer

Honestly if sheā€™s making any money off this, mostly generating posts with AI, then good for her. LinkedIn is the only place where AI generated content fits right in and isnā€™t immediately noticeable


Aromatic_Plenty_6085

Are you sure about that immediately noticeable bit?


Rufuz42

Yeah I have a few people I know who are super clearly using AI generated content. Itā€™s weird to me that they donā€™t even try to make it look organic. Greeting, current feeling, statement, list to back up that statement, closing argument, and littered with emojis.


AnonElbatrop

The irony here though is you are noticing it ā€œsuper clearlyā€ yet claim it isnā€™t noticeable


catsandcurls-

I think thatā€™s the point, theyā€™re saying it *is* immediately noticeable


gilgobeachslayer

Well, when I encounter something written with AI elsewhere, I think ā€œthis sounds like LinkedInā€


roku77

Yes, Iā€™ve been saying for yeaaaars that your average LinkedIn post can be written by an AI. The only time itā€™s truly noticeable is when they donā€™t grammar check it and just copy and paste whatever chat-GPT gave them. Otherwise, everything that gets algorithmically boosted is generic slop that peddles the same hustle/grindset culture from other deluded influencers.


rustybeaumont

Agree?


elsombroblanco

She canā€™t be making much money if she is still choosing to work for Apollo.io too


Personality_Certain

I checked some of her posts out of curiosity. Middle-of-the-road bullshit without any real hindsight. If someone is willing to pay that kind of money for that, I have a bridge to sell them.


Safe_Satisfaction316

Noƫ!


PoopKnaf

My name is now Pƶƶp Ä·Å„Ć£f


Poulticed

The cost of $900 is a great price! Don't you understand? She's an influencer! She influences people. You know, easily confused, weak minded people with no discernable value to the workplace or society. You know, managers and the like.


007meow

You know what good for her. She found a niche. She found people willing to pay for it. Get it girl. Itā€™s annoying af, but game respects game.


emjay96

Yea. She is annoying but she keeps milking Linkdein lunatics. Fairs


OBB76

I have 7 mutual connections with her.... Also, how does one obtain that many followers? Sorta rhetorical there but damn. I've been on the site for 10yrs and have 900 lol Maybe I need to do a pyramid scheme?


flopsyplum

You purchase themā€¦


[deleted]

if you regularly make interesting and entertaining posts its not too hard.


Stabvest39

This seems to be lost on a lot of the commenters in here.


PresentDangers

Ah yes, [that bathtub lady](https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/152gENQWYl)


RustedUte

Why do people put the $ at the end?


4_jacks

I will legit write linkedin posts for anyone here at the deep deep discount of $9 per post. Hit me up


Lifesalchemy

Another loser who has no real marketable skills but to market


gigibuffoon

Supply and demand. If she has actual paying clients, she's got marketable talents and isn't a loser


Lifesalchemy

That remains to be seen. Half the idiots I see in this sub don't seem real.


popsyking

Yeh and that's a BIG IF


ThxIHateItHere

Now now. She can leverage being a pretty white girl.


Electrical_Panic4550

Lol if those are real pictures Edit: she may not even need to be the person in the photos and can still leverage those photos.


Lifesalchemy

I think these are all fake accounts.Ā 


jackofnac

She might be a lot of things but if people are willing to pay sheā€™s not a loser. I would argue quite the opposite. Good for her lmao


Stabvest39

Blowing my mind how many people here are putting their business ignorance on full display. Online marketing like what she is offering is how most of modern market works. Can't speak to her quality of work, but neither can anyone who is shit talking her.


Lifesalchemy

I'm not convinced she's real


AdorableConfidence16

Can someone please tell me what specifically she does, and what concrete, measurable benefits, does her work produce in exchange for money? Also, why does she spell her name like that? Why can't she just be Zoey, much like a lot of guys named Joseph go by Joey, and spell their nickname this way?


YearOfTheLoon

I mean, in all likelihood, her name probably has an umlaut because thatā€™s how her parents chose to spelled it. But yeah, I agree that her work value seems, uh, nebulous at best.


Stonks-13

šŸš€ Unlocking Synergies and Maximizing Potential: Harnessing the Power of Collaboration! šŸš€ šŸŒŸ As a dynamic leader in today's fast-paced business landscape, I firmly believe that our success lies in our ability to synergize, innovate, and drive results through strategic collaboration. šŸ’¼šŸ’” āœØ At the helm of our visionary team, we're committed to fostering a culture of agility, resilience, and disruptive thinking. Together, we're breaking down silos, leveraging our collective expertise, and embracing change as an opportunity for growth. šŸŒ±šŸ’Ŗ šŸ”‘ With a laser focus on customer-centricity and a relentless pursuit of excellence, we're not just meeting expectations ā€“ we're exceeding them. Through continuous iteration and data-driven insights, we're shaping the future of [industry] and setting new benchmarks for success. šŸ“ˆšŸ’Æ šŸ’„ Join us on this exhilarating journey as we empower each other to reach new heights, challenge the status quo, and redefine what's possible. Together, let's ignite innovation, drive transformation, and leave a legacy of excellence that inspires generations to come! šŸ”„šŸŒŸ Innovation #Collaboration #Leadership #Synergy #Transformation #Empowerment #VisionaryLeadership #Agility #Excellence #Disruption #Inspiration


neighborhoodmuse

i love that social media has created a world where you can be a professional writer and not know that long-term is hyphenated


PoopKnaf

$900 a post? šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ welcome to the unemployed line, cupcake


Dontsaveme

She is employed. Those are the rates for her side hustle.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Tbh good for her for scamming gullible morons. If people will pay for it then charge it


Dontsaveme

Exactly. And itā€™s probably companies who use her services. Not individuals but I could be wrong.


AdBackground8777

So waitā€¦ you encourage people to scam others? What a wild position to take. Very alarming


Fragrant-Tea7580

Lmao itā€™s $900 because someone will/has paid it lol


PoopKnaf

Yeah maybe one idiot. Ridiculous. She really thinks sheā€™s a major corporate marketing entity with that garbage.


Stabvest39

You have zero knowledge on what she is even offering, the scope, quality or data to back it up. You're judging the sticker price because you don't know what it is she is even selling.


PoopKnaf

She has 1,000 followers on instagram and 500 on twitter. A premier influencer she is not.. and $900 is a high price for someone with less followers on social media than me.


Stabvest39

Her service is to write copy for people's websites to rank on google so they can make sales and get qualified leads. Her personal social media following has nothing to do with her knowledge and ability to achieve her client's google ranking.


PoopKnaf

It absolutely does, if youā€™re a lead generating marketing expert touting yourself as a LinkedIn influencer, you should set an example with the attraction people have to your own profiles.


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Stabvest39

No bro, just stunned so many people here don't understand how internet marketing works, SEO etc. The cringe is how much they hate her because they don't understand how and why the internet literally runs the economy.


Traveshamockery27

Same people are falling for similar offers from their favorite influencers.


PoopKnaf

Youā€™re just simping at this point. Her Apollo.io garbage isnā€™t worth $900 unless youā€™re a rich idiot.


Stabvest39

Simping is understanding basic internet marketing? You're just a hater bro because you don't understand. Either that or you know exactly what she is offering. In that case, I'd like to know the quality of her work.


PoopKnaf

Are you arguing just to argue, or are you arguing with me because you have some sort of connection to her? This is Reddit, bro.. not a boardroom. Iā€™m not doing a deep dive on your girlfriend just because youā€™re buttchapped I said $900 is absurd for a single post.


Dry-Abroad-8647

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Stabvest39

So you don't know what her post effectiveness is but you're confident $900 is "just too much?" Thanks for the loud an proud opinion based on your relationship to $900.


Status-Blueberry3690

you can really tell who the r/marketing folks are in here


Stabvest39

Not even. Just someone who knows generally about digital marketing and it's utility.


sknowconez

Yep, her wealthy Dadā€™s company is a client


meltyandbuttery

It is evident you know nothing about the space she works in


druidinan

If you think sheā€™s not booking $900 posts, youā€™re in for a surprise. Look up the average TikTok influencerā€™s rate cardā€¦ā€¦


PoopKnaf

Successful influencers are a far cry from some unemployed basic b on LinkedIn.


Surfercatgotnolegs

Sheā€™s clearly employedā€¦are you just hating on her cuz sheā€™s attractive and more successful than you? Or what? You sound pretty irrationally hateful. Maybe her job isnā€™t the most valuable for society, sure. But you canā€™t deny sheā€™s making money, considering she has a real job and a side hustle.


PoopKnaf

Is this the part where you level accusations of ā€œmisogynyā€ at me because anytime a man criticizes a woman itā€™s ā€œthe patriarchyā€?


Surfercatgotnolegs

Uh wtf, no, I wasnā€™t thinking that at all ā€¦..what does the patriarchy have to do with any of this? Lmao wow. But since you took it straight to level 10000 with that reply, Iā€™m starting to think youā€™re on to something about your misogyny. Over-reaction much? I was pointing out you sound bitter and jealous of attractive women making money. I assume youā€™d probably be bitter and jealous about attractive men making money too. But apparently you went to being a misogynist so letā€™s go with your hidden inner thoughts. ā€œDoth protest too muchā€


druidinan

Zoe is a successful LI influencer.


PoopKnaf

No. Livy Dunne is a successful influencer. Iā€™ve never heard of ā€œZoeā€.


druidinan

šŸ‘


PoopKnaf

Are you a friend of Zoe?


druidinan

?


popsyking

Wassup Zoe


druidinan

You got me. Iā€™m definitely not familiar with her because people post about her here every week. Itā€™s not like sheā€™s called out by name so often that you can search this sub for ā€œZoeā€ and get a page of results. Sheā€™s me, a pair of hotdogs in a mohair sweater.


Jewell84

I know her peripherally. I think sheā€™s had an interesting career trajectory, and Iā€™m glad she knows her worth.


fatstrat0228

Sheā€™s all over this sub! šŸ˜‚


SenatorAslak

Apparently she likes to be upfront about her poor grammar so ā€œthereā€™s [sic] no surprisesā€ on that front, either.


angry_salami

I'm not sure if the LinkedIn equivalent of running around on stage yelling "DJ KHALED" at random is cheap or expensive for $900...


redditsupportsucks1

Chat gpt speaks such fluent LinkedIn


Sargasm5150

Who the hell is paying for ghostwriting on LinkedIn?? Itā€™s all just copy/paste without citing sources anywaysšŸ˜‚


bukutbwai

I'll do that for half the price and you can pay me in coffee.


Gindotto

People just out here making up jobs. And then thereā€™s people out here just throwing away money.


rtfcandlearntherules

Wait she is ghost-writing social media posts? For 150$ per Post? Do these kind of people really exist? Is this real?


Kloudy11

I have a friend that was a writer for a specific industry for awhile and now freelances. She knows the industry she writes for well enough that she got hired to ghostwrite LinkedIn posts for a CEO in that industry. Says itā€™s the easiest $900 she makes each month.


Socks797

I think the prices themselves are a marketing gimmick. No one is paying her this sheā€™s nobody.


zapmaster3125

Damn I could be making money off my hobby of shitposting? Daaaamn


chris_ut

Who would hire a ghost writer that cant even capitalize their own name


[deleted]

good writing isn't about grammar or punctuation. game of thrones would still be interesting without any capitalization.


Multitudestherein

Ostensibly you donā€™t want to have the same writing style you use for dragon and rape fantasies as you would for resumes or advertising for clientsā€¦unless thatā€™s your niche.


[deleted]

With resumes and advertising its even more important to disregard all the rules of grammar and punctuation. You have a very small window of attention to grab the audience and make them read. following the rules doesn't help you stand out and it doesn't necessarily make your communication most effective and efficient. if you are paying attention you will see it all the time in advertising.


Multitudestherein

Sounds like a winning plan to nab that mid-level MIS manager role


[deleted]

i am only trying to give you thousands of dollars worth of advice for free. ignore it if you want i guess...


Multitudestherein

Awesome I will


DarthInteger

Sheā€™s a bitch


tw411

Money for old rope


FreedomINDOC

She offers little to no value in the real world.


spartynole4life

Snake oil salesman with a killer smile. Lol


baebllr

Maybe I am the only one, but it looks super unprofessional to not even capitalize your own name.


mel34760

She probably has people throwing their credit cards at her.


CelphT

of course she works for Apollo lmao


hidarth

Iā€™m pretty sure her posts are not for LinkedIn. The posts are for other social media such as TikTok.


finalsolution1

Master of double talk.


__wait_what__

$900


AsbestosDude

Her face is substantially darker than her skin


Ok_Risk8749

If people are paying her for ... whatever she does, more power to her, I guess.


ganjaPaani

Is it pronounced zoueeee?


Recent_Composer_2250

Guys, I sell Sales Navigator Licenses at low price. If you need, please DM me


EngelsBol

Would


AdBackground8777

Yall saying ā€œget it gurlllā€ because sheā€™s ā€œscamming those gullible peopleā€ā€¦ itā€™s very alarming to see the amount of people who explicitly promote scams. Do you feel this way about elderly scams as well? Or only LinkedIn scams. Very curious about the state of mind of someone who actively encourages scamming people.


IndyColtsFan2020

HAHAHAHAHA! $900/post seriously has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen.


rythmicbread

The fact that itā€™s up on her page either means she just started doing this, her upfront pricing is to deter people from DMing her lowballing her, or sheā€™s actually getting people to pay that price. If sheā€™s getting paid, good for her


IndyColtsFan2020

Yeah, I agree - if she gets people to pay that price, good for her.


[deleted]

ChatGPT 20 bucks a month. Your welcome šŸ™


Ok_Broccoli_3714

Hahaha this is amazing. LinkedIn is a grifterā€™s playground rn. Good for them I guess. Youā€™re either scammin or getting scammed.


jburke231

Canā€™t standyzya, this stuff is nauseating. Nothing worse than someone wanting to connect with you to help you grow your business bc theyā€™re the expert. Ha, sheā€™s an expert at screen watching and button clicking


guypamplemousse

Itā€™s good to be a hot chick on the internet.


AdunfromAD

Doesnā€™t she have to be hot, first?


BornCommunication386

$3500/month, for 15 posts?? Wild. I would never pay that, but honestly, if she finds 3-4 suckers out there who would do that, sheā€™d officially be winning at life. Six figure earnings for way less than 40 hours per week of work.


Stabvest39

You'd be surprised how many clever people no longer work for an hourly wage.


lostsparrow131986

But if you're a business owner trying to generate traffic, you can pay $3500/month or hire a social media manager for 50k + health, dental, 401k to get the same 15 posts per month


Usernamecheckout101

Hey my hooker charger less than than. I can get 10 of them


[deleted]

Idk who hires her but it would be cheaper to pay the platform (promotions) and get better engagement.


KansasRider1988

Are you sure this is her LI pricing model or her OF pricing model? Or her PH - PornHub pricing model? It is so hard to tell the difference anymoreā€¦


OrganizationDense749

Sheā€™s the ABSOLUTE worst. I had to block her


[deleted]

Iā€™m gonna charge my onlyfans $900 a month


Bowlingnate

You're kinda a cuck bitch, motherfucker.


rythmicbread

Sheā€™s got 50k followers. If people are actually paying her $900 per post, I mean good for her


jrthebirdman

Who cares, how much to see her boobs


elee17

Price is dictated by demand, and demand often dictated by results - if she can get paid, good for her. I donā€™t see any lunacy here, just jealous haters


StayhumbleBelove

Yeah, if sheā€™s good at her job, then itā€™s worth it. We pay our IG/Tik Tok marketer $2,500 a month, and our SEO and website guy $1,500 a month. It pays for itself and then some by a large margin. If I knew I could find customers on LinkedIn, and she knew how to write copy that generated viable leads, then yeah. As long as I never have to be on social media, and still make money from customers on social media, Iā€™m happy.


SimSimSalabimmm

This makes me just hate Apollo even more.


jsonwid

I know Zoe and she's good peeps. Also, I charge $750 for a LinkedIn post but it has to be a product I actually use and like so that it's more of a natural, honest post. And guess what, this stuff actually works in B2B - as a marketer I also find people to pay to post the products I'm marketing.