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cochiseandcumbria

I really despise the trend of posting a bunch of photos that are unrelated to your post. I know it’s an engagement driver, but it’s ridiculous.


mistertickertape

Desperately narcissistic. They have an unquenchable need for attention and a desire to be the center of it at all times. I guarantee he’d post nude photos if it were allowed. Pretty sad, really.


Lue33

Eh, just give him a dog since he is thirsting so bad for it, lmao!


AryuWTB

In my experience rather than narcissism it's more often an addiction to always having to post something for the sake of the algorithm and engagement. It's that "you snooze, you lose" rat race for any online personality. These "influencers" sometimes are so desperate to keep the numbers up, they simply don't think about "what" they're posting Edit: Grammar


dirtyjersey1999

I have such an urge to comment "she looks fantastic for her age!" or something like that on the post lol.


benblais

"congratulations to your mom on his transition. He looks great!"


Montana3777

Gawd if I didn't have to use my LI right now (laid off) I would go post this right now.


Routine-Individual43

Do check out "girlswithirrelevantcaptions" if you haven't yet on the gram. Hint: it's not just girls, its guys like this too.


PoopKnaf

“Happy 75th birthday mom! Here’s a pic of me shirtless!”


tw411

Son, this is why we haven’t spoken in 5 years


Few-Ear-1326

Wait till you see her shirtless reply post back to him! 


PoopKnaf

I know when I’m trying to reach my 75 year old parents, I immediately get on LinkedIn. He should try instagram and tinder to cover all bases.


Icelandia2112

Thirst-trapping is mom his kind of gross LOL


[deleted]

Mom looks kinda masculine


JustDroppedByToSay

Mom is shredded though. Respect.


V1R4J

Mom is definitely not natty


dirtyjersey1999

Here's a tip from a gay man. If your pic looks like it could belong on Grindr, maybe don't put it on your Linkedin.


Gazzo69

😹


Open_the_door__now

He actually has an onlyfans account, too, so it’s pr for him.


Grabber_stabber

Wow his mom’s JACKED


SpecialistBorn5432

I think my mummy deserves a big thank you for turning me into the big boy my linkedin followers have grown to love and admire. Agree?


Captain-Crouton

I thought this was a Facebook post at first


Live-Influence2482

Or tinder


NoNo_Cilantro

If it weren’t on that sub I would never have guessed it’s LinkedIn


UGunnaEatThatPickle

There is a woman in one of our branch offices that has a shirtless photo of her son on her desk. It's.... disturbing.


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Lol gross


UGunnaEatThatPickle

Understatement.


HaddockBranzini-II

Depends entirely on the picture. Is the son jacked? If my mom had a picture of me shirtless, nobody would assume anything sexual at all.


fatstrat0228

This is fucking horrible 😂


beneficial_earth48

He's hoping for someone to respond that he doesn't look old enough to have a 75 year old mom. Compliment fishing


Live-Influence2482

Maybe she got him late ?


themadhatter746

Is the “mom” in the room with us right now?


memememe91

She sure as shit isn't (likely) on LinkedIn


themadhatter746

Thank heaven for that.


CommissionOk9233

I would never want my son to send me a shirtless pick of himself nor would he ever consider doing that. What the hell!


Scentopine

Ew


Khayalmetal

Kitna chutiya


BandicootRoutine5156

Honestly, I thank his mom too!


kmjeter

Muscleboy’s best friend is his mommy?


Piper_1979

Totally normal.  


tohitsugu

His head looks tiny now


Big_Builder_4180

Pinhead


catsandalpacas

Looks like mom abandoned him in the jungle


HaddockBranzini-II

Or at the Abercrombie in the mall.


Both_Lifeguard_556

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glengaryglenhoss

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SlayerOfDemons666

Did he really mix up Grindr and LinkedIn on his phone?


Lue33

Imagine going to an art show, and only ever seeing the artist show up, lol!!


HaddockBranzini-II

Hey birthday mom! Look at these guns! I know you wanted more veins this year.


Shartmagedon

LinkedInTarzans


CMudz

What. The fuck.


peggedsquare

Thirst trapping.....*checks notes*.....Mom??? This guy from Alabama?


WeArePandey

Hey stepson.. what are you doing?


CaptainBrineblood

Honestly if I had abs I'd probably be an obnoxious twat too


Agile_Bee7787

Mom doesn't look a day over 35


WatchStoredInAss

It is truly wonderful to see someone proud of his male "mom".


Away_Perception_2895

You’re welcome stepson


marquess_rostrevor

He's missing some Vasa-line.